I'm REALLY sorry about the delay! I've just been really focused on "May Death Do Us Part" lately. And besides, a couple of people still haven't sent in their votes. I won't say who. (Mostly because I don't even remember) AND all of the votes were just sitting there in my junk mail folder. So they were all deleted in less than a week. And me being the not-very-responsible person that I am, forgot to transfer them to the safeness of my inbox. So now I only have two votes (the votes sent to my zim-mail address) to tally up. And since that's not fair, I'll just draw random names from a hat. (or in the real case, it appears to be a large bowl) And since that's not really fair either, I'll put the same names twice, for the people who didn't vote. So the people who DID vote, don't have to worry as much. Really sorry about this whole thing! But here's the VERY long awaited Day Three:
Dib: UP! GET UP!
Azka: *eyes fly open* Huh, what?!
Zim: (sitting on the bed across from Azka's, chin supported by his hands) *sigh* Are you ready to wake up yet?
Azka: Huh? What are you talking about?
Dib: *points at the cabin door* Just ask the angry mob outside.
Azka: *gets up* Why would there be...?
She walks over to the door, opens it, and stares at the scene in front of her.
SpiffY: STOP IT!!!
Galadriel: I will when the robot speaks!(to Gir) GO GET AZKA!!!
Galadriel was pinning Gir to the ground, demanding the IZ cast. Tashi, Dither, Lenore, Jenny, and Pyx were cheering along as well. Zia and Spiffy seemed like the only sane fans standing there. As for Gir, well, his eyes were definitely online; he kept sputtering things about a SIR Unit's free will.
Azka: *turns back around, her mouth gaping* ZIM!! DIB!!
Zim: Don't blame us.
Dib: Yeah, we were trying to wake you up, but you kept threatening us with your gloves. Saying things like, "They are black with death!" and, "SHUT UP or my gloves will haunt you in you sleep!"
Azka: And you actually took that as a threat?
Zim: *blink* Could you just get that human to stop pinning Gir down? She's been at that for over an hour. And I think I can recite page 52, paragraph 4 through 9, of a SIR Unit's "Ruling Rights" handbook.
Dib: And I can name "fifteen reasons why you should let go of my head right now, human".
Azka: Okay, you've made your point. But what am I supposed to do about it?
Zim: You're the host! Just do SOMETHING!
Azka: *turns back to the rabid fan, the fan's fans, and the two sane ones* HEY!!
Zia: Azka!
Spiffy: Could you maybe...help us?!
Galadriel: *looks up* Where were you?! You better have had a good dream!
Azka: *looks back at Zim and Dib once again* Yeah. How long WAS I asleep?
Dib: Let's see...since I don't have a watch, than..the sun looks--
Zim: It's 12:49. Earth.
Dib: How are you so sure?!
Zim: *closes his eyes contently* I've been without your pathetic clock technology long enough to know what time it is on Irk, Conventia, AND Earth right now.
Dib: *eyes get wide* Really? How do you do that?
Zim and Azka both roll their eyes at the amount of stupidity that question held, as if it were so obvious. But their eyerolling was interrupted by a certain high-pitched cry.
Gir: MASTER! *runs behind Zim*
Azka: *remembering the real situation, steps outside* Okay, people! I kind of...messed up the schedule. But this is fine. Dib, Zim! Get out here!
Zim and Dib slowly walk outside. Gir stays were he is; cowering behing Zim's bed.
Tashi: Are we going to do something interesting now?
Spiffy: Yeah! You're here, we're here! Can we start?
Dither: COME ON!
Azka: Calm down! Yes, we'll start now. Zim. Dib. Go entertain your fans.
Dib: But-
Azka: NOW!
Dib: Fine! Geez... Come on.
Dib and Zim walk toward the ocean, fans following behind. Azka shakes her head, sighs, and returns to the cabin.
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Dib: (whispering to Zim) What are we supposed to do? We have NOTHING!
Zim: Be quiet! I don't know!
Dib: Oh, come ON! You're always telling me to praise your mighty irken wisdom. But now it becomes even more clear. YOU HAVE NO WISDOM!!!
Zim: Well if I had a head as large and empty as yours, than I guess I wouldn't need my wisdom for humans to already assume that I always have the best and well-thought-out plans, but than get defeated by my oh-so-much-more-amazing enemy.
Dib: *blink* That didn't even make sense.
Lenore: HeLLO! We're still here, you know!
Dib: *looks up and glares at her* Than go swimming! *smiles* Yes! Go swimming! That's what we're going to do today!
Jenny: 'Going swimming'? *That's* all we have to do to prove ourselves as worthy fans?!
Dib: Yes.
Zim: It is?
Dib: YES.
Galadriel: Um...okay. But it's not like I'm wearing a bathing suit. *slowly walks into the water*
Spiffy: *follows* GAH! It's COLD!
Galadriel: *rolls eyes* Don't forget about the sharks. Hah!
Spiffy: Be quiet! That's not even funny!
Lenore: *sits down on the sand*
Zia: Uh...Zim?
Zim: (listening closly to Spiffy's yelps) Hmm?
Zia: How bad does the water burn?
Zim: *raises an eyebrow* Just don't go swimming. And, yeah, it's pretty painful.
Zia: Okay... *looks down at her feet sadly*
Dither: Whoo! *runs into the water*
Tashi: *shrugs* I guess. Why not? *walks to the edge, and observes for a minute before joining them*
Pyx: No WAY! I don't want to go swimming!
Dib: *smirks* Why?
Pyx: Eh...I just don't want to go swimming in clothes.
Dib: Fine. You don't have to.
Spiffy: I think something just bit me! As if the cold water isn't enough!
Galadriel: What did I tell you?
Lenore: Oh, quit complaining!
Spiffy: Easy for you to say! How are the sand fleas?
Lenore: *jumps up* What?!
Spiffy: Hah! Not so cheery now, are you? Ah! There it is again!
Lenore: *bursts out laughing*
Dither: *mysteriously comes to the surface* Huh? What did I miss?
Jenny: It's too easy! I need a challenge! After all, this is "The Invader Zim Fan CHALLENGE"! *changes into an irken, and runs to the water*
Zim: *finally snaps back to reality* I wouldn't do that if I were you! You don't see me or Zia going anywhere near the water, do you?
Jenny: *looks back, sticks out her new, strange looking tounge, and attempts to dive in*
Zim flinched. Jenny screamed. Guess who'll be wishing they hadn't done THAT tonite?
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Azka: So who will be the lucky fan to be voted off first? *marks the last vote on a chalk board outside* (the sun is setting in the background, and everyone is sitting on the sand, -still wet- waiting for the answer) It's...
Lenore: Well?
Dither: Who is it?!
Azka: It's....Galadriel.
Galadriel: Huh? ME? What did *I* do?
Azka: I hate admitting that I like some people. And I got that from YOU! *points a finger accusingly at Zim*
Zim: What is THAT supposed to mean?
Azka: I've been hanging around YOU too much. And now you've messed up my emotions!
Zim: So? Who needs emotions, anyway?
~~PAUSE~~
Dib: You know, aside from other things, that's your problem.
Zim: *folds arms*
Galadriel: (rather dully) Um...so what am I supposed to do now?
Azka: I'm sorry, Galadriel. You have to swim back.
Dither: WHAT? Now THAT'S cruel!
Galadriel: *jaw drops*
Azka: *sigh* You're going to take the jet.
Dib: How is she supposed to know how to fly one of those things?
Azka: We already TALKED about this! Galadriel, you will lay back while the jet flies you home. Okay? It's completely safe. A lot safer than when *I* flew it!
Zim: Okay. I'm confused. How is it going to get back to us when she's done using it?
Azka: Were you two just completely ignoring me when I explained this?!
Dib: And why wasn't it on auto-pilot when we flew here in the first place?
Zia: You're getting off topic again.
Jenny: Yeah, you are.
Tashi: Mmhmm.
Azka: *sigh* Just come on, Galadriel. *pulls her off to where she landed the plane*
Pyx: Bye!
Spiffy: Yeah, we'll miss you!
Gir: *appears out of nowhere* BAHHHH! I'll send you some pork! (I've had this big thing about pork lately)
Dither: Bleh... Come back soon!
Dib: Bye, Galadriel!
Galadrial: *smile*
Zia: Seeya!
Zim: Eh...bye....I guess. Ugh.
Galdriel: *looks back and waves sadly* Goodbye, fellow lovers of Invader Zim!
Zim: *smiles gleefully*
Galadriel: --The TV show!
Zim: (smile disappears) *glare* Psh!
Azka: I'll be back! *walks away, Galadriel following slowly behind*
Okay, that was TERRIBLE! It could have been SO MUCH better! Not to mention long. Sorry! Especially Galadriel. I should stop typing. It'll just keep getting longer and longer. Sorry again for the long wait. Day Four will (hopefully) come soon. But Galadriel will come back in the last chapter. There'll be a party! Yep. But thanks for being patient. To Day Four!
Note: You must vote again! I command that all of you vote! Galadriel can still vote, too. Everyone that gets voted off will still be able vote. And they WILL vote! Same thing; send 'em to Snickerdoodle118@hotmail.com, or azka4ever@zim-mail.zzn.com. And this time I WON'T forget to transfer them out of my junk mail!
Dib: UP! GET UP!
Azka: *eyes fly open* Huh, what?!
Zim: (sitting on the bed across from Azka's, chin supported by his hands) *sigh* Are you ready to wake up yet?
Azka: Huh? What are you talking about?
Dib: *points at the cabin door* Just ask the angry mob outside.
Azka: *gets up* Why would there be...?
She walks over to the door, opens it, and stares at the scene in front of her.
SpiffY: STOP IT!!!
Galadriel: I will when the robot speaks!(to Gir) GO GET AZKA!!!
Galadriel was pinning Gir to the ground, demanding the IZ cast. Tashi, Dither, Lenore, Jenny, and Pyx were cheering along as well. Zia and Spiffy seemed like the only sane fans standing there. As for Gir, well, his eyes were definitely online; he kept sputtering things about a SIR Unit's free will.
Azka: *turns back around, her mouth gaping* ZIM!! DIB!!
Zim: Don't blame us.
Dib: Yeah, we were trying to wake you up, but you kept threatening us with your gloves. Saying things like, "They are black with death!" and, "SHUT UP or my gloves will haunt you in you sleep!"
Azka: And you actually took that as a threat?
Zim: *blink* Could you just get that human to stop pinning Gir down? She's been at that for over an hour. And I think I can recite page 52, paragraph 4 through 9, of a SIR Unit's "Ruling Rights" handbook.
Dib: And I can name "fifteen reasons why you should let go of my head right now, human".
Azka: Okay, you've made your point. But what am I supposed to do about it?
Zim: You're the host! Just do SOMETHING!
Azka: *turns back to the rabid fan, the fan's fans, and the two sane ones* HEY!!
Zia: Azka!
Spiffy: Could you maybe...help us?!
Galadriel: *looks up* Where were you?! You better have had a good dream!
Azka: *looks back at Zim and Dib once again* Yeah. How long WAS I asleep?
Dib: Let's see...since I don't have a watch, than..the sun looks--
Zim: It's 12:49. Earth.
Dib: How are you so sure?!
Zim: *closes his eyes contently* I've been without your pathetic clock technology long enough to know what time it is on Irk, Conventia, AND Earth right now.
Dib: *eyes get wide* Really? How do you do that?
Zim and Azka both roll their eyes at the amount of stupidity that question held, as if it were so obvious. But their eyerolling was interrupted by a certain high-pitched cry.
Gir: MASTER! *runs behind Zim*
Azka: *remembering the real situation, steps outside* Okay, people! I kind of...messed up the schedule. But this is fine. Dib, Zim! Get out here!
Zim and Dib slowly walk outside. Gir stays were he is; cowering behing Zim's bed.
Tashi: Are we going to do something interesting now?
Spiffy: Yeah! You're here, we're here! Can we start?
Dither: COME ON!
Azka: Calm down! Yes, we'll start now. Zim. Dib. Go entertain your fans.
Dib: But-
Azka: NOW!
Dib: Fine! Geez... Come on.
Dib and Zim walk toward the ocean, fans following behind. Azka shakes her head, sighs, and returns to the cabin.
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Dib: (whispering to Zim) What are we supposed to do? We have NOTHING!
Zim: Be quiet! I don't know!
Dib: Oh, come ON! You're always telling me to praise your mighty irken wisdom. But now it becomes even more clear. YOU HAVE NO WISDOM!!!
Zim: Well if I had a head as large and empty as yours, than I guess I wouldn't need my wisdom for humans to already assume that I always have the best and well-thought-out plans, but than get defeated by my oh-so-much-more-amazing enemy.
Dib: *blink* That didn't even make sense.
Lenore: HeLLO! We're still here, you know!
Dib: *looks up and glares at her* Than go swimming! *smiles* Yes! Go swimming! That's what we're going to do today!
Jenny: 'Going swimming'? *That's* all we have to do to prove ourselves as worthy fans?!
Dib: Yes.
Zim: It is?
Dib: YES.
Galadriel: Um...okay. But it's not like I'm wearing a bathing suit. *slowly walks into the water*
Spiffy: *follows* GAH! It's COLD!
Galadriel: *rolls eyes* Don't forget about the sharks. Hah!
Spiffy: Be quiet! That's not even funny!
Lenore: *sits down on the sand*
Zia: Uh...Zim?
Zim: (listening closly to Spiffy's yelps) Hmm?
Zia: How bad does the water burn?
Zim: *raises an eyebrow* Just don't go swimming. And, yeah, it's pretty painful.
Zia: Okay... *looks down at her feet sadly*
Dither: Whoo! *runs into the water*
Tashi: *shrugs* I guess. Why not? *walks to the edge, and observes for a minute before joining them*
Pyx: No WAY! I don't want to go swimming!
Dib: *smirks* Why?
Pyx: Eh...I just don't want to go swimming in clothes.
Dib: Fine. You don't have to.
Spiffy: I think something just bit me! As if the cold water isn't enough!
Galadriel: What did I tell you?
Lenore: Oh, quit complaining!
Spiffy: Easy for you to say! How are the sand fleas?
Lenore: *jumps up* What?!
Spiffy: Hah! Not so cheery now, are you? Ah! There it is again!
Lenore: *bursts out laughing*
Dither: *mysteriously comes to the surface* Huh? What did I miss?
Jenny: It's too easy! I need a challenge! After all, this is "The Invader Zim Fan CHALLENGE"! *changes into an irken, and runs to the water*
Zim: *finally snaps back to reality* I wouldn't do that if I were you! You don't see me or Zia going anywhere near the water, do you?
Jenny: *looks back, sticks out her new, strange looking tounge, and attempts to dive in*
Zim flinched. Jenny screamed. Guess who'll be wishing they hadn't done THAT tonite?
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Azka: So who will be the lucky fan to be voted off first? *marks the last vote on a chalk board outside* (the sun is setting in the background, and everyone is sitting on the sand, -still wet- waiting for the answer) It's...
Lenore: Well?
Dither: Who is it?!
Azka: It's....Galadriel.
Galadriel: Huh? ME? What did *I* do?
Azka: I hate admitting that I like some people. And I got that from YOU! *points a finger accusingly at Zim*
Zim: What is THAT supposed to mean?
Azka: I've been hanging around YOU too much. And now you've messed up my emotions!
Zim: So? Who needs emotions, anyway?
~~PAUSE~~
Dib: You know, aside from other things, that's your problem.
Zim: *folds arms*
Galadriel: (rather dully) Um...so what am I supposed to do now?
Azka: I'm sorry, Galadriel. You have to swim back.
Dither: WHAT? Now THAT'S cruel!
Galadriel: *jaw drops*
Azka: *sigh* You're going to take the jet.
Dib: How is she supposed to know how to fly one of those things?
Azka: We already TALKED about this! Galadriel, you will lay back while the jet flies you home. Okay? It's completely safe. A lot safer than when *I* flew it!
Zim: Okay. I'm confused. How is it going to get back to us when she's done using it?
Azka: Were you two just completely ignoring me when I explained this?!
Dib: And why wasn't it on auto-pilot when we flew here in the first place?
Zia: You're getting off topic again.
Jenny: Yeah, you are.
Tashi: Mmhmm.
Azka: *sigh* Just come on, Galadriel. *pulls her off to where she landed the plane*
Pyx: Bye!
Spiffy: Yeah, we'll miss you!
Gir: *appears out of nowhere* BAHHHH! I'll send you some pork! (I've had this big thing about pork lately)
Dither: Bleh... Come back soon!
Dib: Bye, Galadriel!
Galadrial: *smile*
Zia: Seeya!
Zim: Eh...bye....I guess. Ugh.
Galdriel: *looks back and waves sadly* Goodbye, fellow lovers of Invader Zim!
Zim: *smiles gleefully*
Galadriel: --The TV show!
Zim: (smile disappears) *glare* Psh!
Azka: I'll be back! *walks away, Galadriel following slowly behind*
Okay, that was TERRIBLE! It could have been SO MUCH better! Not to mention long. Sorry! Especially Galadriel. I should stop typing. It'll just keep getting longer and longer. Sorry again for the long wait. Day Four will (hopefully) come soon. But Galadriel will come back in the last chapter. There'll be a party! Yep. But thanks for being patient. To Day Four!
Note: You must vote again! I command that all of you vote! Galadriel can still vote, too. Everyone that gets voted off will still be able vote. And they WILL vote! Same thing; send 'em to Snickerdoodle118@hotmail.com, or azka4ever@zim-mail.zzn.com. And this time I WON'T forget to transfer them out of my junk mail!