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Just a reminder that this story does contain sex. not really descriptive sex, but sex...
Based on Hell's Bell's but...not...
3 weeks later: 2 days before Anya and Xander's wedding Day, 4 weeks till Buffy/Spike's Wedding.
Fun
"You look so.." Anya gushed happily at Buffy, Willow and Tara. "Beautiful" she finished as she left the room.
"Buffy, please tell me you and Anya have different tastes" Willow pleaded to her best friend.
"Oh trust me, I do" She said making a face in the mirror.
"Do you think that Anya would let me go with the burlap and larva?" Willow asked. "I mean I am the best man too, I should be different"
"NO" Tara and Buffy said at the same time.
"If we have to endure this so do you" Buffy said turning to look at her ass.
"Have I gained weight?" she asked.
"Well..." Tara said smiling. "You are pregnant."
"You look fine Buffy, trust me" Willow said zipping up the back of Tara's dress "Considering what your wearing"
"I wonder what the boys are wearing" Tara questioned.
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"Whelp this is fan-fucking-tastic" Spike laughed when he looked into the mirror, he was wearing a black suit jacket over a royal blue vest, a white dress shirt and a black tie.
Xander and Spike were trying on their tux's that were just delivered to the Summer's house while the girls were trying on their dresses.
"Your reflection or the outfit?" he asked putting on his suit jacket.
"Both" he answered and Xander laughed.
"So how do I look" Xander asked turning to face Spike. Xander was wearing the same suit as Spike only his vest was lighter and he had a white rose in his chest pocket.
"Like your about to get married" Spike answered plainly.
"Funny" Xander said looking at him with a look of annoyance.
"Seriously, you look fine" Spike said doing up his tie.
"I still can't believe I am getting married"
"Know the feeling whelp" Spike said patting Xander's back.
"I bet. Marrying Buffy, you got the pick of the litter Spike" Spike nodded giving Xander his trade mark smirk.
"If I don't know better, I'd say you still had a yen for her"
"No way man, Buffy is yours, she's too spunky for me" he answered remembering when she came on to him while she was under that spell Amy cast, making every women in Sunnydale in love with him.
"Like you could take her whelp"
"No your right, your no match for me" Xander answered with a smirk.
"That's right! Hey!!" Spike said catching on to Xander's insult.
Knock Knock
Giles entered carrying a plastic bag.
"If I didn't know better I'd say you two were actually gentleman" Giles said with a grin.
"What is with you English and 'if I didn't know better'?" Xander asked and Giles and Spike shrugged in unison.
"So what's in the bag G-man?" Xander asked nodding towards the bag.
"Not quite sure, something the girls sent over" he said handing the bag to Spike. Spike laughed taking out a t-shirt.
"What?" Xander asked taking the other one out of the bag, leaving it empty.
"Oh and here is a note" Giles said pulling a piece of paper out of his pocket. Spike took it and read:
"Dear boys,
We suggest you where these tonight at the bachelor party, just so 1) you can remember who you belong to 2)no stripper will do more than she is paid for.
Love,
Buffy, and Anya."
"Oh god!" Xander said sitting down on Buffy's old bed. "They can't be serious!"
"I think they are" Giles said stifling a snicker.
"What you think this is funny?" Spike asked setting his shirt on the chair.
"You two are marked" Giles said and laughed, he turned and left room still laughing.
"Oh well, we love our women, no point in hiding it" Spike said defeated without argument.
"Dude we are *so* pussy whipped." Xander said taking off his jacket.
"Well, what can I say, gotta love that pussy" Spike said shrugging. Xander just smiled and nodded.
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That evening....
"So whelp, how about some fun?" Spike said parking the car in front of the only stripper joint in Sunnydale.
"Bring on the fun!!" Xander answered enthusiastically jumping out of the car. They went inside where a large man who Spike addressed as 'Jim' greeted them. He pointed to a table where Giles, Clem and a few other guys that Xander knew for work were sitting.
"Have we met?" Xander asked a drooling Clem as he approached the table. Clem moved his eyes off the stripper on stage and stood up.
"No, we haven't actually. Name's Clem. Spike, uh invited me" he said shaking Xander's hand. Xander looked Spike who smiled innocently at him and then turned back to Clem and said. "well the more the merrier". Xander and Spike sat down and a waitress came up to the table.
"Ello there luv" Spike said when she approached.
"Hey there sexy! What can I get for you? A beer, some chips, my phone number?" She asked sweetly.
"I'll have the first two thanks" he said winking at her. When she pouted and began to write down the order he grinned at her and spoke.
"No offense to you ducks, but I'm a little attached" he said showing her his t-shirt. "Engaged in fact"
"Oh so you're the lucky one for the ball and chain special" she said perkily.
"No sweets, that would be this man over er" he said pointing to Xander, who waved and smiled at her.
"Well ain't you a cutie!" she said finally noticing Xander.
"Well boys, what can I get the rest of you"
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"where's the sexy man bitch's that you ordered Buffy?" Anya asked for the 10 th time in a hour.
"I told you Anya, he'll be here at 8:00 its only 7:50!" she answered carrying in a plate of veggie's and dip and setting them on the table.
"Well they better be here on time!" Anya said plopping down on the couch and attacking the carrots.
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"Well that's was fun!" Spike said as her Xander and Giles got into the car.
"Certainly was!" Giles said chuckling from the backseat.
"Yea you had the most fun watcher" Spike said turning the key and glancing at the clock.
'Its 5 to 8..damn' Spike said in his head.
'What's the matter Spikey you boys run out of stuff to do?' Buffy asked intercepting his thoughts.
'Hello Slayer' Spike said smirking as a he drove away from the curb.
'Well? Did you?' She asked again.
'Not at all luv, the fun is just getting started' he answered smugly.
'Same here' she commented
'What are you ladies up to?' he asked curious.
'Nothing you need to know about honey' she asked slyly.
'Buffy?' he asked but it was too late she had blocked him off. He did the same so he could think. Suddenly a idea entered his head.
"Are you boys up for a panty raid?" Spike asked the other members of his car.
"What? Absolutely not!!" Giles yelped.
"Sounds like a good Idea to me!" Xander said smiling wickedly.
"Panty raid it is" he said turning towards Revello Drive.
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Spike pulled up to the curb across the street and turned off the car. Just as he turned off the lights another came up the street and parked in front of the house.
"Who the hell is that?" Xander asked as two men stepped out of the car.
"Those, would be male strippers" Spike said opening his door. "New plan Whelp" Spike said closing his door quietly. Xander smiled and quickly followed him. Giles rolled his eyes and got out. He leaned against the car and watched as Xander and Spike came up behind the two men.
"Excuse me Gentleman" Spike said tapping them both on the shoulder.
"What?" The one on the left asked, spinning around to face Spike, he was wearing a red Spanish fighter outfit. The one on the right was wearing the same outfit in black and they both were wearing black masks.
"Would you two be willing to make a little extra money?" Xander asked.
"Um that's why we do this man" the one in black said gesturing to the house.
"No mate, more than that..." Spike said an evil grin on his face.
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Ding Dong
"I'll get it!" Dawn said bounding down the stairs.
"NO you won't" Buffy said intercepting her.
"But Buffy! I'm 16!! Isn't it better that I do these things with my big sister and her friends who are educated and wiser than me, than with my friends who know nothing?"
"She's got you there Buffy" Willow said giggling from the doorframe of the living room.
"Fine, you can stay!" Buffy said defeated. "but go sit down" she pointed to the couch and Dawn ran over happily. Buffy opened the door and let the two men in. Anya came out of the kitchen and exclaimed at the sight of them.
"Oh goodie your finally here! Now get with the nekkid!!" She said gesturing for them to go into the living room. The one in red elbowed the one and black and laughed quietly. Tara turned on some fast music and went to the couch and sat down next to Dawn.
"Well?" Buffy asked when they didn't do anything but stand there. Both snapped to attention at Buffy's voice and began to sway their hips awkwardly.
"oh I get it, they want help!" Anya said walking up to the one in black. She reached up and undid the top button of his shirt and he tried to stop her. She smirked at him. "Oh no! That doesn't work with my fiancé and it won't work with you" she said moving his hands away and tearing away his shirt. Dawn and Tara laughed as Buffy came up to the one in red. She ran her hand over his shirt feeling his stomach muscles.
"Wow, someone works out" she said saucily. He put his hand around her hips and pulled her closer, swaying his hips up against hers and grinding into her with his groin.
"Well hello!" she said "what do we have here!" she said reaching down and tearing the pants right off him. He stood stalk still and she undid his shirt as well.
"Wowee!" Buffy said licking her lips. "You know, I am engaged to be married, and I love my fiancé very much but, a girl's gotta have her fun" she said bowing her head into his chest. She ran her tongue up his chiselled chest and then backed off and glanced at Anya who was having her way with the other one.
"Well that's enough foreplay, now Dance!!" She said backing up and sitting on the arm of the couch. Anya smiled at the one in black and joined her. The two men started to Dance fast, thrusting their hips at the women, removing the rest of their clothes. Dawn squealed and all five girls cat called. After about 2 minutes Buffy jumped up and went over to the one who was wearing red. Anya followed her lead and went to the one who was wearing black, both were now standing there only in Spandex briefs, each with their own respected colours.
"I think its about time we see who are mystery men are, how bout you Anya" Buffy asked wickedly. Anya just nodded and reached up and grabbed the black one's mask as Buffy did the same to the red one. They both pulled them off at the same time.
"XANDER?" Anya screamed.
"SPIKE?" Buffy screamed at the same time as Anya.
End Chapter 8.