There are only three new faces in this story.
S&M Dude: His name says it all.
Rock Howard: Geese's boy, Chris's friend.
Geese Howard: A rich and powerful (let's not forget Damn strange)
business man. He rules South Town with an Iron fist.
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Generic sitcom music starts. "3 Kids and Goenitz" flashes across the
screen. Pictures of New York, mostly in black and white, flash.
Then the title again. More pictures. A giant letter Q. Then a picture
Goenitz, Yashiro, Shermie and Chris doing the famous Beatle picture
where they are walking across a cross walk. The title again, followed
by the subtitle, "You Spin me 'Round...".
We enter in the apartment in the afternoon. Goenitz is shaving the cats and gluing little pictures of Elvis all over them. Shermie and Yashiro are oblivious to their surroundings as they indulge themselves in watching, "Krauser Schizze II". We can see on the screen Krauser and Terry facing off in the foyer of Krauser's castle.
T.V-(Krauser-German accent)-"KAAAAAIIIIIISSSAAAAAHHHHHH WAVE!!!" A huge bluish-white wave knocks Terry to the ground. Krauser walks over to Terry. "So, you have lived through my Kaiser Wave, Terry Bogard.... I can see it in the back of my mind that it was not powerful enough for the Terry Bogard. Now you shall face the wrath of my most powerful move ever!! Krauser Shizze!!"
T.V-(Terry-in lots of pain, struggles to sit up. He's all beat up n'
stuff.)-"Er.....Wha..t is it....?A-another hideous..uh..projectile..?"
T.V-(Krauser-Steps closer to Terry)-"Hahahaha.....You could say that..."
The camera now faces Yashiro and Shermie who are staring at the T.V.
T.V-(Ziiip), (Fart)...(plop.) Terry-"AAAAAHHHHHH!!! N-Nnnnnnoooooooo!! AAH! Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh!" (laugh track) Krauser can be heard violently grunting. "'Tis good, yah?" Krauser says.
Shermie(disgusted)-"Tha's nasty!!"
Yashiro(also disgusted)-"I can't believe I just saw that!!"
Goenitz(watching the T.V. from where he's sitting at the table)-"I did
that once." (laugh track)
Yashiro and Shermie exchange "W.T.F?" expressions then continue watching their show. Chris walks in. (Clapping)
Goenitz-"Hi Chris. How was school?"
Chris-"Oh, the usual. Rock an' me beat up Kyo again. (laugh track) That was fun. And Yamazaki taught us all about the Politics of Dancing. Oh! Can I go to Rock's birthday this weekend?"
Goenitz-"Off course, boy. When is this weekend anyway?" (laugh track)
Chris-"Your kidding right?...(no response)....Tomorrow's Friday."
Goenitz-"EXCELLENT!! Let us depart this very moment to purchase a gift
for this fine young cannibal." (laugh track)
Chris-"Fine Young Cannibals was a band in the '80's. And I really don't think Rock was part of it." (laugh track) Chris sees the cats' covered in tiny pictures of Elvis. "WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO TO SNOWY AND BLOODHOUND!?"
Goenitz-"It's just a remedy for what's ailing them." (laugh track)
fade out
We enter in the car at night with Goenitz and Chris, who is holding a
gift. They pull up to a house with a lot of cars parked around it. A
neon sign on top says "Voldo's Spiked Heels and Leather Mask S&M Ball"
(laugh track)
Goenitz-"Here we are!"
Chris-"This isn't it. Didn't you follow my directions?"
Goenitz-"Of course not! Enjoy your friend's party!" Goenitz pushes Chris out of the car. (laugh track)
Chris (stands on the sidewalk)-"Hm, maybe I can use their phone."
He goes inside. The walls are simulated stone, and the room is decorated entirely with dungeon equipment. Candles and whips are in every corner. Everyone there is wearing spiked heels, leather masks, carrying a whip, or has a leash with someone named Smoke on the other end. The whole time, the song "You Spin Me 'Round" by Dead or Alive is playing.
Chris-"I got the Uh-oh feeling just now..."
A tall, pasty-white man wearing black leather greets him.
S&M Dude-"Hello S&M enthusiast! Welcome to Voldo's Spiked Heels and
Leather Mask S&M Ball! I believe the tea is excellent, you need your
master's name branded on your arse."
Goenitz-"Put me in for a round. This will be my new fancy." (laugh track)
Chris-"GOENITZ!?!? What the...?! Dude, this place is weird!"
Goenitz-".....They're your friends, Chris."
Chris-"Wha...? I've never seen these people before!" (laugh track)
Goenitz-"Have fun, I have to run some errands. See if you can get one of your friends to drop you off at home." Goenitz leaves.
Chris stands around looking confused. Someone walks up behind him.
Yamazaki-"Chris....?"
Chris-"YAMAZAKI!?" (laugh track)
Yamazaki-"Are you an S&M enthusiast too?" (laugh track)
Chris-"No....I was supposed to go to Rock's house, but Nonuts dropped
me off here. Say Yamazaki...Is there a phone here I could use?"
Yamazaki-"Over by the boiling oil." (laugh track)
Chris goes over to the phone and dials in a number.
Chris-"Hey Remy. Is Iori there?......Oh, Hi Iori....Can you do me a
favor?........Well, I was supposed to go to Rock's house, but Goenitz
dropped me off at an S&M ball. Could you please pick me up? These guys
are scary.............90210 Sugarcane Lane........Okay, I'll be waiting."
fade out
And now our sponsor would like to put his 2 cents in.
Two kids are looking bored as they play with their action figures.
Voice-"Hey kids, are you tired of playing with those boring old toys?
Well there's a new toy in town! Bag-o-glass!!"
Shows a bag filled with sharp, broken glass, the label says,
"Bag-o-Glass"
Voice-"Bag-o-Glass will provide you with hours of fun!"
The kids are now really happy and look like they're having fun. They
are also bleeding, and they're playing with the glass.
Kids-"Thanks Bag-o-Glass!!! Hahahahhahah.....!!!!"
Shows picture of product again. Big letters: "BAG O GLASS"
Voice-"That's Bag-o-Glass, only $1.00 at a store near you!! Also comes
in Bag-o-Nails, Bag-o-Rabid vermin, Bag-o-Snakes, Bag-o-Uranium.
From the makers of Cancer Whistle!! The frequency from the whistle
causes cancer!!! Hours of fun and enjoyment! Also, order now and get
the new fangled Crab Whistle, it's note will give you crabs. Great
for parties and shenanigens.
fade in
Chris is standing on the curb outside of the house. A car pulls up and
he gets in. "Do you like... body worship?" The driver asks. (laugh track)
Chris-"Uh.....Wrong car." He jumps out.
Iori's car pulls up a bit later, he gets in and they drive off.
Chris-"Thanks Iori. That place was creepy."
Iori-"Ya know.....There's still time to get you to your friends place.
Where does he live?"
Chris-"They live in that big tower in the South Town district."
Iori floors it-"Buckle your seat belt partner, your in for a fast ride."
fade out
South Town. Night. Iori's car swerves down the busy streets and pulls up in front of the Geese Building. Chris gets out and runs inside. There, he takes the "lift", or an elevator for you American pigs, to the suite floor. The suite is decorated for a party and is filled with people. Rock comes up to him.
Rock-"There you are Chris! What took you so long?"
Chris-"Oh...Just some engine trouble." (laugh track)
As they stand talking Geese comes out of the elevator with two really
bizarre looking animals on a leash.
Rock-"Hi dad. How was the walk with the......uh...."
Geese-"The Kahllewyka's? (he pets their heads) Good ol' Ripper and Hopper chased some cats and got into all sorts of crazy shenanigens!" (laugh track)
Chris (whispers)-"Hey Rock, What's a.....Kahllewyka?"
Rock-"I dunno."
Geese-"Ya know, your little party reminds me of a little story. The year was 19-odd-6, and the president was the divine Miss Sara Bernhardt, and everyone was doing a dance called 'The Funky Grandpa'.
Oooohhh.....I'ma.. I forget how the rest goes..." (laugh track)
Geese leaves with his "Kahllewyka's.
Chris-"Hey, Geese acts a lot like Goenitz does."
Rock-"Bizarre?" (laugh track)
Chris-"Yep."
Rock and Chris-"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....!!!!!!"
Credits Roll
Men Without Jobs Song Plays
S&M Dude: His name says it all.
Rock Howard: Geese's boy, Chris's friend.
Geese Howard: A rich and powerful (let's not forget Damn strange)
business man. He rules South Town with an Iron fist.
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Generic sitcom music starts. "3 Kids and Goenitz" flashes across the
screen. Pictures of New York, mostly in black and white, flash.
Then the title again. More pictures. A giant letter Q. Then a picture
Goenitz, Yashiro, Shermie and Chris doing the famous Beatle picture
where they are walking across a cross walk. The title again, followed
by the subtitle, "You Spin me 'Round...".
We enter in the apartment in the afternoon. Goenitz is shaving the cats and gluing little pictures of Elvis all over them. Shermie and Yashiro are oblivious to their surroundings as they indulge themselves in watching, "Krauser Schizze II". We can see on the screen Krauser and Terry facing off in the foyer of Krauser's castle.
T.V-(Krauser-German accent)-"KAAAAAIIIIIISSSAAAAAHHHHHH WAVE!!!" A huge bluish-white wave knocks Terry to the ground. Krauser walks over to Terry. "So, you have lived through my Kaiser Wave, Terry Bogard.... I can see it in the back of my mind that it was not powerful enough for the Terry Bogard. Now you shall face the wrath of my most powerful move ever!! Krauser Shizze!!"
T.V-(Terry-in lots of pain, struggles to sit up. He's all beat up n'
stuff.)-"Er.....Wha..t is it....?A-another hideous..uh..projectile..?"
T.V-(Krauser-Steps closer to Terry)-"Hahahaha.....You could say that..."
The camera now faces Yashiro and Shermie who are staring at the T.V.
T.V-(Ziiip), (Fart)...(plop.) Terry-"AAAAAHHHHHH!!! N-Nnnnnnoooooooo!! AAH! Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh!" (laugh track) Krauser can be heard violently grunting. "'Tis good, yah?" Krauser says.
Shermie(disgusted)-"Tha's nasty!!"
Yashiro(also disgusted)-"I can't believe I just saw that!!"
Goenitz(watching the T.V. from where he's sitting at the table)-"I did
that once." (laugh track)
Yashiro and Shermie exchange "W.T.F?" expressions then continue watching their show. Chris walks in. (Clapping)
Goenitz-"Hi Chris. How was school?"
Chris-"Oh, the usual. Rock an' me beat up Kyo again. (laugh track) That was fun. And Yamazaki taught us all about the Politics of Dancing. Oh! Can I go to Rock's birthday this weekend?"
Goenitz-"Off course, boy. When is this weekend anyway?" (laugh track)
Chris-"Your kidding right?...(no response)....Tomorrow's Friday."
Goenitz-"EXCELLENT!! Let us depart this very moment to purchase a gift
for this fine young cannibal." (laugh track)
Chris-"Fine Young Cannibals was a band in the '80's. And I really don't think Rock was part of it." (laugh track) Chris sees the cats' covered in tiny pictures of Elvis. "WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO TO SNOWY AND BLOODHOUND!?"
Goenitz-"It's just a remedy for what's ailing them." (laugh track)
fade out
We enter in the car at night with Goenitz and Chris, who is holding a
gift. They pull up to a house with a lot of cars parked around it. A
neon sign on top says "Voldo's Spiked Heels and Leather Mask S&M Ball"
(laugh track)
Goenitz-"Here we are!"
Chris-"This isn't it. Didn't you follow my directions?"
Goenitz-"Of course not! Enjoy your friend's party!" Goenitz pushes Chris out of the car. (laugh track)
Chris (stands on the sidewalk)-"Hm, maybe I can use their phone."
He goes inside. The walls are simulated stone, and the room is decorated entirely with dungeon equipment. Candles and whips are in every corner. Everyone there is wearing spiked heels, leather masks, carrying a whip, or has a leash with someone named Smoke on the other end. The whole time, the song "You Spin Me 'Round" by Dead or Alive is playing.
Chris-"I got the Uh-oh feeling just now..."
A tall, pasty-white man wearing black leather greets him.
S&M Dude-"Hello S&M enthusiast! Welcome to Voldo's Spiked Heels and
Leather Mask S&M Ball! I believe the tea is excellent, you need your
master's name branded on your arse."
Goenitz-"Put me in for a round. This will be my new fancy." (laugh track)
Chris-"GOENITZ!?!? What the...?! Dude, this place is weird!"
Goenitz-".....They're your friends, Chris."
Chris-"Wha...? I've never seen these people before!" (laugh track)
Goenitz-"Have fun, I have to run some errands. See if you can get one of your friends to drop you off at home." Goenitz leaves.
Chris stands around looking confused. Someone walks up behind him.
Yamazaki-"Chris....?"
Chris-"YAMAZAKI!?" (laugh track)
Yamazaki-"Are you an S&M enthusiast too?" (laugh track)
Chris-"No....I was supposed to go to Rock's house, but Nonuts dropped
me off here. Say Yamazaki...Is there a phone here I could use?"
Yamazaki-"Over by the boiling oil." (laugh track)
Chris goes over to the phone and dials in a number.
Chris-"Hey Remy. Is Iori there?......Oh, Hi Iori....Can you do me a
favor?........Well, I was supposed to go to Rock's house, but Goenitz
dropped me off at an S&M ball. Could you please pick me up? These guys
are scary.............90210 Sugarcane Lane........Okay, I'll be waiting."
fade out
And now our sponsor would like to put his 2 cents in.
Two kids are looking bored as they play with their action figures.
Voice-"Hey kids, are you tired of playing with those boring old toys?
Well there's a new toy in town! Bag-o-glass!!"
Shows a bag filled with sharp, broken glass, the label says,
"Bag-o-Glass"
Voice-"Bag-o-Glass will provide you with hours of fun!"
The kids are now really happy and look like they're having fun. They
are also bleeding, and they're playing with the glass.
Kids-"Thanks Bag-o-Glass!!! Hahahahhahah.....!!!!"
Shows picture of product again. Big letters: "BAG O GLASS"
Voice-"That's Bag-o-Glass, only $1.00 at a store near you!! Also comes
in Bag-o-Nails, Bag-o-Rabid vermin, Bag-o-Snakes, Bag-o-Uranium.
From the makers of Cancer Whistle!! The frequency from the whistle
causes cancer!!! Hours of fun and enjoyment! Also, order now and get
the new fangled Crab Whistle, it's note will give you crabs. Great
for parties and shenanigens.
fade in
Chris is standing on the curb outside of the house. A car pulls up and
he gets in. "Do you like... body worship?" The driver asks. (laugh track)
Chris-"Uh.....Wrong car." He jumps out.
Iori's car pulls up a bit later, he gets in and they drive off.
Chris-"Thanks Iori. That place was creepy."
Iori-"Ya know.....There's still time to get you to your friends place.
Where does he live?"
Chris-"They live in that big tower in the South Town district."
Iori floors it-"Buckle your seat belt partner, your in for a fast ride."
fade out
South Town. Night. Iori's car swerves down the busy streets and pulls up in front of the Geese Building. Chris gets out and runs inside. There, he takes the "lift", or an elevator for you American pigs, to the suite floor. The suite is decorated for a party and is filled with people. Rock comes up to him.
Rock-"There you are Chris! What took you so long?"
Chris-"Oh...Just some engine trouble." (laugh track)
As they stand talking Geese comes out of the elevator with two really
bizarre looking animals on a leash.
Rock-"Hi dad. How was the walk with the......uh...."
Geese-"The Kahllewyka's? (he pets their heads) Good ol' Ripper and Hopper chased some cats and got into all sorts of crazy shenanigens!" (laugh track)
Chris (whispers)-"Hey Rock, What's a.....Kahllewyka?"
Rock-"I dunno."
Geese-"Ya know, your little party reminds me of a little story. The year was 19-odd-6, and the president was the divine Miss Sara Bernhardt, and everyone was doing a dance called 'The Funky Grandpa'.
Oooohhh.....I'ma.. I forget how the rest goes..." (laugh track)
Geese leaves with his "Kahllewyka's.
Chris-"Hey, Geese acts a lot like Goenitz does."
Rock-"Bizarre?" (laugh track)
Chris-"Yep."
Rock and Chris-"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....!!!!!!"
Credits Roll
Men Without Jobs Song Plays