Greetings! I'm new to interview land!
On my show tonight, Bob, the Marine!
(Bob walks unto stage and sits down, audience applauds.)
Franklin: Hi bob how are ya!?
Bob: Shut the hell up! I'll blow an inhibiter soon, so just shut up!
Franklin: Righhhhtt,
Bob: SHUT the (beep) up you mother (beep) or I'll shoot the (beep) out yo (beep)!
Franklin: /Jeez, this guy is nutz! /
*A small lump appears on Bobs head and explodes on Franklin*
Franklin: (beep) !
*A guy pops his head from behind a glass window in a recording room*
Filter dude: Ah, boss, the filter took to many swear words, she's as busted as that guys head.
Bob: YOU LITTLE BASTERD! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU MOTHER *Guas rifle drowns out the bad word)
Franklin: HOLLY SHIT! HELP ME!
Filter dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Filter dude is shot to shreds.*
Franklin: COMMERCIAL! COMERCI-
Show Announcer: Well right back after the break! I think.
TV Guy: High, and I'm here to talk about a problem everyone has, it's called: Z.E.R.G. No one knows what causes Z.E.R.G, but it kills with out warning! *Screen Changes to town being ransacked by zerg*
Guy: SWEET JESUS HEL-AFGHSHJDSGSsjakfhdshgflehrleajg! *Consensored appears over the guy as a hydrolisk tares him to shreds* *Screen changes back to Announcer*
TV Announcer: Vote for Megnks to help stop Z.E.R.G!
*Returns to my show*
Franklin: Oh my *pant* sweet *pant* mother of god! Oh, *pant* your *pant* back.
* Man in black coat drags out bobs body by its hands.*
Franklin: Well, I guess we don't have a guess. I mean Guest. Maybe next time I should interview some one important, like, Raynor!
*Franks cell rings*
Franklin: A damn it all, who the (buzz spark fiddle-de-dumber!) would call at a time like this! Hello?! Ra- no., never, I don't. No I'm serious she hasn't been.Really! Ya. SWEETNESS! Ok, see ya then!... I really. Now that's not. now hold on I'm not gay. Oh, good I thought you meant it like that.ok. Aw man, that must. stop cutting me. hello? Hello? *puts away cell*
Franklin: Until next time, I'll. oh shit he's still alive damn it! AGHHHH! 911! 911! *bob comes on stage, Aduiance screams and runs away.*
(Bob walks unto stage and sits down, audience applauds.)
Franklin: Hi bob how are ya!?
Bob: Shut the hell up! I'll blow an inhibiter soon, so just shut up!
Franklin: Righhhhtt,
Bob: SHUT the (beep) up you mother (beep) or I'll shoot the (beep) out yo (beep)!
Franklin: /Jeez, this guy is nutz! /
*A small lump appears on Bobs head and explodes on Franklin*
Franklin: (beep) !
*A guy pops his head from behind a glass window in a recording room*
Filter dude: Ah, boss, the filter took to many swear words, she's as busted as that guys head.
Bob: YOU LITTLE BASTERD! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU MOTHER *Guas rifle drowns out the bad word)
Franklin: HOLLY SHIT! HELP ME!
Filter dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Filter dude is shot to shreds.*
Franklin: COMMERCIAL! COMERCI-
Show Announcer: Well right back after the break! I think.
TV Guy: High, and I'm here to talk about a problem everyone has, it's called: Z.E.R.G. No one knows what causes Z.E.R.G, but it kills with out warning! *Screen Changes to town being ransacked by zerg*
Guy: SWEET JESUS HEL-AFGHSHJDSGSsjakfhdshgflehrleajg! *Consensored appears over the guy as a hydrolisk tares him to shreds* *Screen changes back to Announcer*
TV Announcer: Vote for Megnks to help stop Z.E.R.G!
*Returns to my show*
Franklin: Oh my *pant* sweet *pant* mother of god! Oh, *pant* your *pant* back.
* Man in black coat drags out bobs body by its hands.*
Franklin: Well, I guess we don't have a guess. I mean Guest. Maybe next time I should interview some one important, like, Raynor!
*Franks cell rings*
Franklin: A damn it all, who the (buzz spark fiddle-de-dumber!) would call at a time like this! Hello?! Ra- no., never, I don't. No I'm serious she hasn't been.Really! Ya. SWEETNESS! Ok, see ya then!... I really. Now that's not. now hold on I'm not gay. Oh, good I thought you meant it like that.ok. Aw man, that must. stop cutting me. hello? Hello? *puts away cell*
Franklin: Until next time, I'll. oh shit he's still alive damn it! AGHHHH! 911! 911! *bob comes on stage, Aduiance screams and runs away.*