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~The Him And Her Situation~
Chapter 5 -- Assault On All Students
Bulma turned and saw who their teacher was. It suddenly clicked in her mind what was about to happen. She grabbed her head and covered her ears tightly. Vegeta eyed her action and was about to ask what was wrong. Everything seem to slow down at that point. Vegeta glanced up and saw the teacher taking in a deep breathe. He glanced down at her hand and saw a whistle. She brought it up to her face as Vegeta could do nothing but watch her in shock. But it was too late, before he could cover her own ears she blew the whistle as hard as she could. Both Vegeta and Piccolo having super hearing screamed out as the sound attacked there ear drums.
"FUCKING SHIT!" Vegeta screamed out.
"GUAHH!!" Piccolo yelled out grabbing his ears.
The teacher finally stopped and started her speech yelling as LOUD as she could, "ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! THERE WILL BE NO TALKING! NO EATING OF GUM! AND NO USE OF FOUL LANGAGUE! I'M TALKING TO YOU IN THE BACK I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! DO NOT DO IT AGAIN!"
Vegeta gave her a death glare and mumbled, "I think my ears are bleeding."
The teacher glared at him, "I SAID NO TALKING!"
"I heard you, hell who in the WHOLE fucking world didn't hear you!"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"How dare YOU! You almost blew out my fucking ear drums with that STUPID whistle. You should know you have students with super hearing you WENCH!" Vegeta fumed still holding on to his head.
The teachers eyes were set a flamed but then she calmed down and had a evil look slide across her face, "I could send you down to the office for that comment but oh no I know how you damn kids think! I will not back down I will have you all learn DECENT respect. I promise you all right now I will break you and mild you into what I see fit!"
Bulma turned around to Vegeta and looked at him with a great look of worry. Her own ears where still ringing she couldn't imagine how bad Vegeta and Piccolo were hurting right now. "Are you ok?" she cooed.
Vegeta winced and tried his best to smirk, "Yea I'll be ok soon."
"MISS, MISS DO YOU HEAR ME!? TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW!" the teacher bellowed.
Bulma turned around with a huff and glared at the teacher. Vegeta glared right with her as he lowered his hands from his ears finally. "I'm going to kill her." he muttered.
"Now as I was saying my name is Miss Kulp. I shall be your English teacher for the year. I will not take any of your crap! You will do and follow all my rules or you will face the harsh consequences! Have I made me self clear!?"
The class slowly nodded and Piccolo raised his hand.
"WHAT IS IT!?" she yelled.
"Umm my ears are leaking blood."
"Oh….. well get to the nurse right away!"
Piccolo walked out then started chuckling soon as he was out the door. No way in hell was he staying in the class. He walked down to the library for the remaining of the period feeling a bit bad for Tien still had to face that bitch. "Oh well" he shrugged.
"Now I'm going to read this chart off alphabetically and please sit down in the seats I tell you to so I can pass out our schedules." she spoke harshly. Since Bulma's last name was near the front she and Vegeta where on opposite sides of the room from each other.
"Vegeta, umm Vegeta?! What that can't be right. Maybe it's a typo."
Vegeta huffed, "No, that's right."
"Your first name is the same as your last!?" she hollered.
"YES!" he hissed.
"Very well now BE SEATED!"
"Grrr bitch!" he mumbled.
"What was that?"
"I said you are a BITCH!" he yelled.
Bulma smacked her self in the head and waved at Vegeta to sit down.
"That just earned you a demerit point MR. VEGETA!"
"Yea whatever." he scoffed as he sat down.
"Well it seems your getting off on the wrong foot Mr. Vegeta, I'm surprised at you seeing how you are a new student here. And since you are new here I shall pick someone to show you around for the day." She looked at her schedules and compared his to everyone else. "Well it appears one person in this class has 6 of the same classes as you. I pray that they can stomach you for the year. Miss Bulma Briefs (saw that coming huh?) you will show this rude young man around."
Bulma looked up in shock and was about to smile at the good news but Vegeta shook his head slightly no at her. She thought for a second, knowing how mean she was. If she acted happy she would stick him with someone else. "Aww do I have to?" she wined her best.
The teacher grinned at this, "Yes you do and please do not wine in my class room, it's un lady like." she huffed.
After all the schedules where handed out there was only 15 minutes left of class. Miss Kulp was filling out some sheets and let the class move about as long as they kept there mouths shut as she said. Bulma was sitting next to Vegeta talking softly to him.
"That's awesome we have a lot of classes together."
Vegeta tried not to smirk as seeing the teacher was shooting him warning glances every once in a while. "Yea what do we have next?"
"Umm study hall thank god. I need a break after THIS class."
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Tell me about it, that damn woman is worse than my father. I'm trying my best not to kill the bitch." he hissed.
Bulma frowned along with him, "Yea she's know all around school for being a utter bitch."
Tien walked over to Vegeta and Bulma and sat behind them. "Hey guys what's up with this teacher? Is she like Satan or something?"
"She makes Satan look like a girl scout." Vegeta sneered.
Bulma and Tien snicker. Luckily the bell finally rang then.
"THANK YOU GOD!" Vegeta yelled out.
Miss Kulp gave Vegeta the dirtiest glare she could. "See you tomorrow Mr. Vegeta." she hissed.
Vegeta huffed and left finally. When he walked out he noticed Yamcha was talking to Bulma who made it already out into the hall. Tien had taken off to his next class.
"So hey Bulma, are you free tonight?" he smiled.
"No Yamcha, I'm not." she sighed.
"Aww come on I'll take you to this killer new club and…"
Vegeta had walked up behind Bulma and glared at Yamcha.
"Well if you change my mind you know my number babe." he winked and walked off.
Vegeta's blood pressure shot up, "BABE?!" he bellowed.
Bulma turned around and laughed at the look Vegeta had on his face. He was in a utter rage.
"I'm gonna rip that guy a new face hole." he sneered.
"Awww is Vegeta jealous?" she giggled.
Vegeta put on his best cold face, "NO!"
"Aww that's so cute acting all protective of me! Well don't worry about Yamcha he hits on every girl he can. He's always tried to have me go out with him but I know he looks around too much so I always have told him off."
Vegeta growled a bit, "He can't hit on my girl!" He grabbed Bulma closer to him and looked deep into her eyes. "Mine!" he growled more.
Bulma giggled and kissed his cheek, "Come on now before were late for role call."
She grabbed his hand and lead him down the hall. They pasted Yamcha who was trying his luck on a blond now. Vegeta sneered at him as they pasted then grinned when he noticed Bulma was leading him down the hall. Yamcha couldn't help but stare at this sight, "She has a boyfriend?" he pondered to himself.
"HEY! YOU WERE CHECKING OUT THAT GIRL!!!" the blond screamed as she slapped his face and stormed off.
Yamcha was left standing there dazed and confused. "What just happen?" he muttered out.
(Next time Bulma and Vegeta go to study hall only to be confronted with another odd teacher. Will Lunch ever stop sneezing? Will Yamcha take a hint? And what in the hell is Goku eating? What is up with this school? Don't ask me I just write the story. (lol) Stay tuned and find out what happens in the next chapter! "Strange Teachers And Foods")
~The Him And Her Situation~
Chapter 5 -- Assault On All Students
Bulma turned and saw who their teacher was. It suddenly clicked in her mind what was about to happen. She grabbed her head and covered her ears tightly. Vegeta eyed her action and was about to ask what was wrong. Everything seem to slow down at that point. Vegeta glanced up and saw the teacher taking in a deep breathe. He glanced down at her hand and saw a whistle. She brought it up to her face as Vegeta could do nothing but watch her in shock. But it was too late, before he could cover her own ears she blew the whistle as hard as she could. Both Vegeta and Piccolo having super hearing screamed out as the sound attacked there ear drums.
"FUCKING SHIT!" Vegeta screamed out.
"GUAHH!!" Piccolo yelled out grabbing his ears.
The teacher finally stopped and started her speech yelling as LOUD as she could, "ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! THERE WILL BE NO TALKING! NO EATING OF GUM! AND NO USE OF FOUL LANGAGUE! I'M TALKING TO YOU IN THE BACK I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! DO NOT DO IT AGAIN!"
Vegeta gave her a death glare and mumbled, "I think my ears are bleeding."
The teacher glared at him, "I SAID NO TALKING!"
"I heard you, hell who in the WHOLE fucking world didn't hear you!"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"How dare YOU! You almost blew out my fucking ear drums with that STUPID whistle. You should know you have students with super hearing you WENCH!" Vegeta fumed still holding on to his head.
The teachers eyes were set a flamed but then she calmed down and had a evil look slide across her face, "I could send you down to the office for that comment but oh no I know how you damn kids think! I will not back down I will have you all learn DECENT respect. I promise you all right now I will break you and mild you into what I see fit!"
Bulma turned around to Vegeta and looked at him with a great look of worry. Her own ears where still ringing she couldn't imagine how bad Vegeta and Piccolo were hurting right now. "Are you ok?" she cooed.
Vegeta winced and tried his best to smirk, "Yea I'll be ok soon."
"MISS, MISS DO YOU HEAR ME!? TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW!" the teacher bellowed.
Bulma turned around with a huff and glared at the teacher. Vegeta glared right with her as he lowered his hands from his ears finally. "I'm going to kill her." he muttered.
"Now as I was saying my name is Miss Kulp. I shall be your English teacher for the year. I will not take any of your crap! You will do and follow all my rules or you will face the harsh consequences! Have I made me self clear!?"
The class slowly nodded and Piccolo raised his hand.
"WHAT IS IT!?" she yelled.
"Umm my ears are leaking blood."
"Oh….. well get to the nurse right away!"
Piccolo walked out then started chuckling soon as he was out the door. No way in hell was he staying in the class. He walked down to the library for the remaining of the period feeling a bit bad for Tien still had to face that bitch. "Oh well" he shrugged.
"Now I'm going to read this chart off alphabetically and please sit down in the seats I tell you to so I can pass out our schedules." she spoke harshly. Since Bulma's last name was near the front she and Vegeta where on opposite sides of the room from each other.
"Vegeta, umm Vegeta?! What that can't be right. Maybe it's a typo."
Vegeta huffed, "No, that's right."
"Your first name is the same as your last!?" she hollered.
"YES!" he hissed.
"Very well now BE SEATED!"
"Grrr bitch!" he mumbled.
"What was that?"
"I said you are a BITCH!" he yelled.
Bulma smacked her self in the head and waved at Vegeta to sit down.
"That just earned you a demerit point MR. VEGETA!"
"Yea whatever." he scoffed as he sat down.
"Well it seems your getting off on the wrong foot Mr. Vegeta, I'm surprised at you seeing how you are a new student here. And since you are new here I shall pick someone to show you around for the day." She looked at her schedules and compared his to everyone else. "Well it appears one person in this class has 6 of the same classes as you. I pray that they can stomach you for the year. Miss Bulma Briefs (saw that coming huh?) you will show this rude young man around."
Bulma looked up in shock and was about to smile at the good news but Vegeta shook his head slightly no at her. She thought for a second, knowing how mean she was. If she acted happy she would stick him with someone else. "Aww do I have to?" she wined her best.
The teacher grinned at this, "Yes you do and please do not wine in my class room, it's un lady like." she huffed.
After all the schedules where handed out there was only 15 minutes left of class. Miss Kulp was filling out some sheets and let the class move about as long as they kept there mouths shut as she said. Bulma was sitting next to Vegeta talking softly to him.
"That's awesome we have a lot of classes together."
Vegeta tried not to smirk as seeing the teacher was shooting him warning glances every once in a while. "Yea what do we have next?"
"Umm study hall thank god. I need a break after THIS class."
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Tell me about it, that damn woman is worse than my father. I'm trying my best not to kill the bitch." he hissed.
Bulma frowned along with him, "Yea she's know all around school for being a utter bitch."
Tien walked over to Vegeta and Bulma and sat behind them. "Hey guys what's up with this teacher? Is she like Satan or something?"
"She makes Satan look like a girl scout." Vegeta sneered.
Bulma and Tien snicker. Luckily the bell finally rang then.
"THANK YOU GOD!" Vegeta yelled out.
Miss Kulp gave Vegeta the dirtiest glare she could. "See you tomorrow Mr. Vegeta." she hissed.
Vegeta huffed and left finally. When he walked out he noticed Yamcha was talking to Bulma who made it already out into the hall. Tien had taken off to his next class.
"So hey Bulma, are you free tonight?" he smiled.
"No Yamcha, I'm not." she sighed.
"Aww come on I'll take you to this killer new club and…"
Vegeta had walked up behind Bulma and glared at Yamcha.
"Well if you change my mind you know my number babe." he winked and walked off.
Vegeta's blood pressure shot up, "BABE?!" he bellowed.
Bulma turned around and laughed at the look Vegeta had on his face. He was in a utter rage.
"I'm gonna rip that guy a new face hole." he sneered.
"Awww is Vegeta jealous?" she giggled.
Vegeta put on his best cold face, "NO!"
"Aww that's so cute acting all protective of me! Well don't worry about Yamcha he hits on every girl he can. He's always tried to have me go out with him but I know he looks around too much so I always have told him off."
Vegeta growled a bit, "He can't hit on my girl!" He grabbed Bulma closer to him and looked deep into her eyes. "Mine!" he growled more.
Bulma giggled and kissed his cheek, "Come on now before were late for role call."
She grabbed his hand and lead him down the hall. They pasted Yamcha who was trying his luck on a blond now. Vegeta sneered at him as they pasted then grinned when he noticed Bulma was leading him down the hall. Yamcha couldn't help but stare at this sight, "She has a boyfriend?" he pondered to himself.
"HEY! YOU WERE CHECKING OUT THAT GIRL!!!" the blond screamed as she slapped his face and stormed off.
Yamcha was left standing there dazed and confused. "What just happen?" he muttered out.
(Next time Bulma and Vegeta go to study hall only to be confronted with another odd teacher. Will Lunch ever stop sneezing? Will Yamcha take a hint? And what in the hell is Goku eating? What is up with this school? Don't ask me I just write the story. (lol) Stay tuned and find out what happens in the next chapter! "Strange Teachers And Foods")