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~The Him And Her Situation~
Chapter 6 -- Strange Teachers and Foods
The two made there way into and cafeteria and took seats next to Chichi, Goku, and Lunch. Lunch was looking a bit down and held a box of tissues close to her.
"Hey guys! Umm Lunch are you feeling ok there?"
Lunched looked up at Bulma and Vegeta and smiled, "Yes it's just got this cold." She sneezed and her hair became blond and looked back up with a nasty look on her face. "Fucking cold." she muttered.
Vegeta raised a brow at what just happen, "Uhh how wha…errr?"
Bulma chuckled at his reaction, "Don't ask" she sighed.
"Rrrrright"
Vegeta and Bulma sat down at the table. Chichi, Bulma and Lunch talked for a bit. Then this small yellowish creature came and walked down to the front of the cafeteria. He looked like a flea crossed with a cat fish. He mumbled something about stupid human's as he took out a sheet and looked it over. Vegeta glanced over at the creature.
"Great another weird teacher." He spoke up.
Everyone looked up at Vegeta then to where he was looking. Goku was the only one who wasn't, he was taking a nap leaning back in his chair. Lunch sneezed and changed back to her normal black haired self.
"Oh that's Mr. Badibi!" Lunch exclaimed.
Everyone turned to her and raised a brow. Chichi nudged Goku to wake up. He wiped the drool from his face and turned his attention to Lunch like everyone else.
"Who is he?" spoke Chichi
"Well he's really odd teacher. I heard he claimed to be a magician once. He has some problem or something I think he's just creepy."
They glanced back at Mr. Badibi then looked away as he glared their way.
"I know what you mean Lunch just looking at that guy freaks me out." spoke Bulma softly.
"Aww is the poor woman frighten of the little man?" chuckled Vegeta.
"Shut up you jerk!" she hissed as she punched him in the arm.
"Aww want me to go and beat the little freak up for you?"
Bulma glared at Vegeta and huffed at him.
Lunched sneezed again and turned back into a blond.
"And what's up with that!?" Vegeta pointed out.
"Don't ask" they all spoke.
Just then Mr. Badibi walked over with a paper and pen. "Here you children put your names on this paper right away so I know you're here!" he sneered.
Vegeta glared at him, "I am NOT a child and there shouldn't be addressed as one."
Mr. Badibi glared at Vegeta, "I don't care if you're the supreme Kai just sign the damn paper you punk!"
"The supreme Kai?" Vegeta questioned as he signed the paper.
"Don't ask!" he hissed and walked off to the next table.
"What crawled up his ass?" Vegeta spoke dryly.
The table laughed at Vegeta's comment and went back to chatting more. After about five more minutes the food court open for the study hall. Goku started to drool uncontrollably.
"FOOODD!!!" he foamed.
Vegeta nudged Bulma, "What's up with him?"
"Oh that's normal, Goku likes to eat, A LOT!." she chuckled.
Goku raced into the court and grabbed a tray. He looked around for the lunch lady but saw instead a huge pink man. "Are you the new lunch lady?" Goku questioned.
"Buu not a lady, Buu is Buu. What do funny haired kid want?"
Goku looked around seeing nothing he had never eaten before. A green ooze bubbled a bit and caught Goku's attention. "Umm I'll try that, uhh what is it?"
"It's Buu's special, tuna and cream cheese with lettuce. Buu put other stuff in but Buu forgot what." Buu scoped up some into a bowl and handed it to Goku. Goku shrugged it off, hey it was food so it must go in his gut. Goku paid and walked back to the table and sat down to eat.
"And so Bulma I went up to him and….what's that smell?" Chichi sniffed and turned to see Goku who was smiling at his bowl of Buu's special.
"Goku what the HELL is that!?" Chichi pointed.
Goku looked up and smiled, "The pink guy said it was called Buu's special."
"Your not going to really eat that Kakkarot?" Vegeta piped in.
"Sure I am!" He scoped up a big severing and ate it down.
"That's DISGUSTING!" "Oh god" "Ewwww" "That's nasty Goku!" the four of them hollered at Goku.
Goku looked up and grinned, "It's really good!"
Bulma leaned her head on Vegeta arm, "I think I'm going to be sick."
"UGH! Not on me woman!" Vegeta yelled as her tried to push her away.
"OH GOD!" Bulma yelled as she ran out to the bathroom to hurl.
After a while Bulma didn't come back. Vegeta started to get worried. "She can't be that sick, can she?" he pondered.
"I'm going to see if Bulma's ok." he spoke as he stood up and walked off.
Chichi slapped Goku upside the head, "See what you did, you grossed poor Bulma out so much with your green ooze there now she's sick!"
Goku pouted a bit, "I'm sorry but it really was good want some?" he lifted up and bowl and tried to handed it to her.
"EEWWW NO GOKU!" she slapped it away and what was left spilled on to the floor in a puddle. The ooze started to bubble then ate right through the floor leave a small but deep hole. The three of them looked down the hole not seeing a bottom. Lunch and Chichi looked at Goku in shock.
"YOU ATE THAT STUFF!?!?" they both screamed at him.
Vegeta made his way finally to the bathroom. Not knowing how to see if she was in there he waited till a girl came out. One finally did a minute later.
"Hey is Bulma in there? Is she ok?" he asked her.
"Umm no she left a few minutes ago I think to go get some water down that way." she pointed down the hall towards two people talking down at the end.
"Uhh thanks" he said while heading down that way. As he got closer he saw it was Yamcha holding Bulma to a locker. He growled and ran down to them.
"Come on babe go out with me already!"
"I said NO Yamcha I have a boyfriend no leave me ALONE!" she tried to push him off but he just held her right back.
"Don't make this hard I mean come on look at you, I mean we be perfect together."
"How many times do I have to say this, NO!"
Yamcha pushed her hard into the lockers, "Look here slut!"
Bulma's face burned red with anger, "SLUT!? THAT'S IT!!!" She grabbed his shoulders and kneed him right in the nuts. Yamcha coughed and fell over grabbing his privets. Just then Vegeta finally made his way to Bulma's side.
"Are you you?" he asked with a look of worry on his face.
Bulma smiled when she saw him, "Yea I can handle myself." she winked.
Vegeta chuckled then glared at Yamcha, "Go back to study hall, ok?"
Bulma frowned at him, "It's ok Vegeta, you don't hurt him just leave him be he wont bug me anymore."
Vegeta refused to look at Bulma, he was too busy glaring at Yamcha. "I wont hurt him we just need to, have a talk." he hissed.
Bulma frowned but then walked off. Vegeta waited till see wasn't in sight anymore. Yamcha had gotten back to his feet and growled at Vegeta. Vegeta turned back to him and glared harshly. In a flash he had Yamcha against the lockers and a good foot off the ground. He growled and brought him face to face with him.
"If I see you talk or even LOOK at Bulma again so help me god I will rip you limb from fucking limb." he hissed in a deadly way.
Yamcha over come in fear shook his head slowly.
"Good!" Vegeta dropped Yamcha like a sack of potato's and walked off. Yamcha got back up and growled at Vegeta. "No one makes a fool of me!" he thought. He ran after Vegeta and swung out to punch him from behind. Vegeta hearing him coming from a mile away dropped and spun around, upper cutting with expert speed.
Vegeta glared at him, looming over him. "Asshole." he hissed. Yamcha was found later knocked out, but he never said what really happen. He wasn't too sure himself what happen. It happen too fast for him to notice.
Vegeta made his way back to study hall and sat down next to Bulma. She was still looking a bit pale but better than she did when she first ran out of cafeteria to hurl. Vegeta noticed something and saw a huge hole in the floor.
"What the hell happen here?" he pointed to the hole.
Bulma turned and looked in shock, "What the….?!"
"Oh that stuff Goku was eating did that." Chichi spoke normally.
Vegeta looked at Goku who was sitting there eating some ice cream now, "Kakkrot what the hell are you made of!?"
Goku looked up and shrugged.
Bulma laughed, "That's our Goku. Nothing can kill him!"
Lunch, Chichi, and Bulma all laughed as Vegeta looked down the hole to see no bottom to it. "Damnnn" Vegeta thought to himself. He looked back up at Goku. "It's going to be a interesting to see him fight." he smirked to himself. Chichi looked up at the cafeteria clock.
"Oh it's almost time to go what the next classes you guys have?"
Bulma looked at her paper, "Me and Vegeta have Science next."
Chichi glanced at her paper, "Hey me too!" she smirked.
Goku looked at his, "I got World History* Goku sighed.
Lunch looked at her's as well "I got Art, Hey I think Tien has that too!" she smiled.
The bell rang and the five got up and left for their next classes. Vegeta sighed as they walked down the hall.
"What's wrong?"
Vegeta glanced at her then back ahead, "This is going to be a long day."
Bulma nodded as they entered the science labs. They all got settled in and a odd looking man walked in that had a "I'm better than all of you" smirk on his face.
"Now if you please all settled down we can begin. My name is Mr. Cell. Not Mr. C, I will not allow you to address me as that." Cell spoke calmly.
"Great another weirdo!" Vegeta whispered to Bulma.
( Wooa! Cell has shown up! But don't worry I'm tossin in DBZ guys to help add to the mayhem of the school. Well can Cell actually teach? Will Krillin learn that acids and alkaline's don't mix! Will these freakish teachers ever stop showing up? Stay tune and find out next time in chapter 7, "Krillin Don't Touch That!" -Ellen)
~The Him And Her Situation~
Chapter 6 -- Strange Teachers and Foods
The two made there way into and cafeteria and took seats next to Chichi, Goku, and Lunch. Lunch was looking a bit down and held a box of tissues close to her.
"Hey guys! Umm Lunch are you feeling ok there?"
Lunched looked up at Bulma and Vegeta and smiled, "Yes it's just got this cold." She sneezed and her hair became blond and looked back up with a nasty look on her face. "Fucking cold." she muttered.
Vegeta raised a brow at what just happen, "Uhh how wha…errr?"
Bulma chuckled at his reaction, "Don't ask" she sighed.
"Rrrrright"
Vegeta and Bulma sat down at the table. Chichi, Bulma and Lunch talked for a bit. Then this small yellowish creature came and walked down to the front of the cafeteria. He looked like a flea crossed with a cat fish. He mumbled something about stupid human's as he took out a sheet and looked it over. Vegeta glanced over at the creature.
"Great another weird teacher." He spoke up.
Everyone looked up at Vegeta then to where he was looking. Goku was the only one who wasn't, he was taking a nap leaning back in his chair. Lunch sneezed and changed back to her normal black haired self.
"Oh that's Mr. Badibi!" Lunch exclaimed.
Everyone turned to her and raised a brow. Chichi nudged Goku to wake up. He wiped the drool from his face and turned his attention to Lunch like everyone else.
"Who is he?" spoke Chichi
"Well he's really odd teacher. I heard he claimed to be a magician once. He has some problem or something I think he's just creepy."
They glanced back at Mr. Badibi then looked away as he glared their way.
"I know what you mean Lunch just looking at that guy freaks me out." spoke Bulma softly.
"Aww is the poor woman frighten of the little man?" chuckled Vegeta.
"Shut up you jerk!" she hissed as she punched him in the arm.
"Aww want me to go and beat the little freak up for you?"
Bulma glared at Vegeta and huffed at him.
Lunched sneezed again and turned back into a blond.
"And what's up with that!?" Vegeta pointed out.
"Don't ask" they all spoke.
Just then Mr. Badibi walked over with a paper and pen. "Here you children put your names on this paper right away so I know you're here!" he sneered.
Vegeta glared at him, "I am NOT a child and there shouldn't be addressed as one."
Mr. Badibi glared at Vegeta, "I don't care if you're the supreme Kai just sign the damn paper you punk!"
"The supreme Kai?" Vegeta questioned as he signed the paper.
"Don't ask!" he hissed and walked off to the next table.
"What crawled up his ass?" Vegeta spoke dryly.
The table laughed at Vegeta's comment and went back to chatting more. After about five more minutes the food court open for the study hall. Goku started to drool uncontrollably.
"FOOODD!!!" he foamed.
Vegeta nudged Bulma, "What's up with him?"
"Oh that's normal, Goku likes to eat, A LOT!." she chuckled.
Goku raced into the court and grabbed a tray. He looked around for the lunch lady but saw instead a huge pink man. "Are you the new lunch lady?" Goku questioned.
"Buu not a lady, Buu is Buu. What do funny haired kid want?"
Goku looked around seeing nothing he had never eaten before. A green ooze bubbled a bit and caught Goku's attention. "Umm I'll try that, uhh what is it?"
"It's Buu's special, tuna and cream cheese with lettuce. Buu put other stuff in but Buu forgot what." Buu scoped up some into a bowl and handed it to Goku. Goku shrugged it off, hey it was food so it must go in his gut. Goku paid and walked back to the table and sat down to eat.
"And so Bulma I went up to him and….what's that smell?" Chichi sniffed and turned to see Goku who was smiling at his bowl of Buu's special.
"Goku what the HELL is that!?" Chichi pointed.
Goku looked up and smiled, "The pink guy said it was called Buu's special."
"Your not going to really eat that Kakkarot?" Vegeta piped in.
"Sure I am!" He scoped up a big severing and ate it down.
"That's DISGUSTING!" "Oh god" "Ewwww" "That's nasty Goku!" the four of them hollered at Goku.
Goku looked up and grinned, "It's really good!"
Bulma leaned her head on Vegeta arm, "I think I'm going to be sick."
"UGH! Not on me woman!" Vegeta yelled as her tried to push her away.
"OH GOD!" Bulma yelled as she ran out to the bathroom to hurl.
After a while Bulma didn't come back. Vegeta started to get worried. "She can't be that sick, can she?" he pondered.
"I'm going to see if Bulma's ok." he spoke as he stood up and walked off.
Chichi slapped Goku upside the head, "See what you did, you grossed poor Bulma out so much with your green ooze there now she's sick!"
Goku pouted a bit, "I'm sorry but it really was good want some?" he lifted up and bowl and tried to handed it to her.
"EEWWW NO GOKU!" she slapped it away and what was left spilled on to the floor in a puddle. The ooze started to bubble then ate right through the floor leave a small but deep hole. The three of them looked down the hole not seeing a bottom. Lunch and Chichi looked at Goku in shock.
"YOU ATE THAT STUFF!?!?" they both screamed at him.
Vegeta made his way finally to the bathroom. Not knowing how to see if she was in there he waited till a girl came out. One finally did a minute later.
"Hey is Bulma in there? Is she ok?" he asked her.
"Umm no she left a few minutes ago I think to go get some water down that way." she pointed down the hall towards two people talking down at the end.
"Uhh thanks" he said while heading down that way. As he got closer he saw it was Yamcha holding Bulma to a locker. He growled and ran down to them.
"Come on babe go out with me already!"
"I said NO Yamcha I have a boyfriend no leave me ALONE!" she tried to push him off but he just held her right back.
"Don't make this hard I mean come on look at you, I mean we be perfect together."
"How many times do I have to say this, NO!"
Yamcha pushed her hard into the lockers, "Look here slut!"
Bulma's face burned red with anger, "SLUT!? THAT'S IT!!!" She grabbed his shoulders and kneed him right in the nuts. Yamcha coughed and fell over grabbing his privets. Just then Vegeta finally made his way to Bulma's side.
"Are you you?" he asked with a look of worry on his face.
Bulma smiled when she saw him, "Yea I can handle myself." she winked.
Vegeta chuckled then glared at Yamcha, "Go back to study hall, ok?"
Bulma frowned at him, "It's ok Vegeta, you don't hurt him just leave him be he wont bug me anymore."
Vegeta refused to look at Bulma, he was too busy glaring at Yamcha. "I wont hurt him we just need to, have a talk." he hissed.
Bulma frowned but then walked off. Vegeta waited till see wasn't in sight anymore. Yamcha had gotten back to his feet and growled at Vegeta. Vegeta turned back to him and glared harshly. In a flash he had Yamcha against the lockers and a good foot off the ground. He growled and brought him face to face with him.
"If I see you talk or even LOOK at Bulma again so help me god I will rip you limb from fucking limb." he hissed in a deadly way.
Yamcha over come in fear shook his head slowly.
"Good!" Vegeta dropped Yamcha like a sack of potato's and walked off. Yamcha got back up and growled at Vegeta. "No one makes a fool of me!" he thought. He ran after Vegeta and swung out to punch him from behind. Vegeta hearing him coming from a mile away dropped and spun around, upper cutting with expert speed.
Vegeta glared at him, looming over him. "Asshole." he hissed. Yamcha was found later knocked out, but he never said what really happen. He wasn't too sure himself what happen. It happen too fast for him to notice.
Vegeta made his way back to study hall and sat down next to Bulma. She was still looking a bit pale but better than she did when she first ran out of cafeteria to hurl. Vegeta noticed something and saw a huge hole in the floor.
"What the hell happen here?" he pointed to the hole.
Bulma turned and looked in shock, "What the….?!"
"Oh that stuff Goku was eating did that." Chichi spoke normally.
Vegeta looked at Goku who was sitting there eating some ice cream now, "Kakkrot what the hell are you made of!?"
Goku looked up and shrugged.
Bulma laughed, "That's our Goku. Nothing can kill him!"
Lunch, Chichi, and Bulma all laughed as Vegeta looked down the hole to see no bottom to it. "Damnnn" Vegeta thought to himself. He looked back up at Goku. "It's going to be a interesting to see him fight." he smirked to himself. Chichi looked up at the cafeteria clock.
"Oh it's almost time to go what the next classes you guys have?"
Bulma looked at her paper, "Me and Vegeta have Science next."
Chichi glanced at her paper, "Hey me too!" she smirked.
Goku looked at his, "I got World History* Goku sighed.
Lunch looked at her's as well "I got Art, Hey I think Tien has that too!" she smiled.
The bell rang and the five got up and left for their next classes. Vegeta sighed as they walked down the hall.
"What's wrong?"
Vegeta glanced at her then back ahead, "This is going to be a long day."
Bulma nodded as they entered the science labs. They all got settled in and a odd looking man walked in that had a "I'm better than all of you" smirk on his face.
"Now if you please all settled down we can begin. My name is Mr. Cell. Not Mr. C, I will not allow you to address me as that." Cell spoke calmly.
"Great another weirdo!" Vegeta whispered to Bulma.
( Wooa! Cell has shown up! But don't worry I'm tossin in DBZ guys to help add to the mayhem of the school. Well can Cell actually teach? Will Krillin learn that acids and alkaline's don't mix! Will these freakish teachers ever stop showing up? Stay tune and find out next time in chapter 7, "Krillin Don't Touch That!" -Ellen)