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~The Him And Her Situation~
Chapter 7 -- Krillin Don't Touch That!
Bulma raised a brow then gasped a little, "Oh now I remember who he is."
Vegeta looked over at her, "Who?"
"Mr. Cell is 18's uncle."
"But how, I mean look at the guy, he's green and uhh stuff."
Bulma chuckled, "Him and 18 are androids."
"Oh…ok"
"Now if we could all sit tight for a moment I'll pass out your science books to you." Mr. Cell walked over to one of the many book shelves in the room. Just then Krillin came in through the door breathing heavy from running.
"Sorry…*huff* I'm..*huff*…late."
Mr. Cell turned around to Krillin, "Well make sure it doesn't happen again Krillin."
Krillin held his head down and shame and took a seat in the back next to Chichi. Mr. Cell went back from taking books off the shelf and started to hand them out. Mr. Cell was dressed in tan pants and a black shirt with a white lab coat on looking very geeky.
"Where were you Krillin?" Chichi asked.
Krillin blushed, "Umm well you know I saw 18 in the hall and well we got distracted."
Chichi giggled at Krillin, "You animal!"
Krillin blushed more than chuckled, "Yaup girls can't seem to keep there hands off me."
The two laughed at his comment and Bulma snickered hearing it as well.
Mr. Cell finished passing out all the books and returned to the front of the class. "Today class as a introduction into the wonderful world of science we will performing a small experiment to help you start to get into the swing of things. Since we are going to be using chemicals in here I advise you NOT to mess around while they are out or someone will be making a trip to the nurse. Now if you please turn your books to page 17 we can start."
The class did so and a wicked grin appeared on Krillin and Vegeta's face along with a few other boys. Bulma eyed Vegeta's new wicked look and flipped to page 17. She looked in shock then sighed. "Acids" she read to herself. "This is going to get ugly." she sighed more to herself. And for those of you that don't know most guys and acid don't mix. Why you ask, well most of the time something ends up blown up, melted, or possibly on fire some how, you'll see what I mean.
"Now if you please look in the draws under your lab desk you'll open to see a pair of safety goggles. Please keep these on at all times till we are finished with the experiment. Also you will find a few beakers take them out as well. Today we will be tested the strength of different kinds of acid and figuring out what they are. I will pass out a packet which will have a description of the different kinds. Your job will be to find out which acid is which. So yes you will be melting some things."
"Sweet!" Vegeta smirked.
Krillin a few other boys cheered to themselves. Bulma, Chichi and a few other girls all let out a sigh. Mr. Cell walked around and poured different acids in to the numbered beakers and handed out the packets. He handed out a few items that they where going to use to test the acids with. Bulma kept eyeing Vegeta who was looking a bit devilish while looking at the different acids. Bulma sighed and opened the packet and read through the first page quickly.
"Well since your so happy to have acids that can burn your flesh off I'll let you do the experimenting as I read off the packet to you."
Vegeta turned and grinned widely at her, "Good!"
Chichi and Krillin were doing the same. How the tables were set up Krillin was sitting next to Vegeta with Chichi on his other side and Bulma at the other end. Krillin nudged Vegeta's side and smirked at him.
"This is gonna be cool huh?"
Vegeta turned to him and smirked too, "Ya I know what you mean. Hey wanna find what else acids can eat if you get my point."
Krillin grinned, "Yea I get ya. Got anything in mind?"
"Well…" Vegeta looked around and pulled out a fire cracker. "How about this?"
"Hey cool! Hmm I got this." Krillin pulled out a small jar. It had some green ooze in it.
Vegeta's eyes shot up in shock, "HEY That's that stuff from the lunch room!'
Krillin smirked, "Yea I had study first period and I thought this stuff might come in handy."
"Melting stuff is going to be cool!"
Krillin nodded, "Hell yes!"
"If your boys are done talking I like to get this done!" exclaimed Bulma.
"Yea!" piped in Chichi.
"Save it for after we're done k?"
Krillin nodded and turned back to Chichi. Vegeta turned back to Bulma as they both started on the packets. After about 20 minutes they had both had finished there packets. Vegeta slid the strongest of the acids between Krillin and him on the table.
"Hey check this out!" Vegeta dumped in the firecracker and the beaker did nothing.
Krillin eyed the beaker, "Hey that sucked, it didn't"
*BOOM*
The beaker turned totally black and a thick black smoke arose from it sending black dust on Vegeta and Krillin's face. Bulma and Chichi turned to see there faces and burst out laughing. Vegeta grumbled and Krillin just blinked. Mr. Cell turned around from his desk and yelled back at them.
"Hey do NOT fool around back there!"
"Sorry" both Krillin and Vegeta yelled back.
After washing off there faces at the lab sink they went back and looked at the ooze in the jar.
"Should we do it?" questioned Krillin.
"Of course, it's gonna rule!" smirked Vegeta.
"Yea, hmm I wonder what it's going to do."
"I don't even know what it even is."
"Yea it's weird" Krillin spoke as he poked the jar.
"Yea, hmm lets only put a drop in to test it."
"Yea that's a good idea Vegeta."
"Ya so open it up and put it in already."
"Why do I have to do it?"
Vegeta sighed, "Cause I already put my firecracker in, now it's your turn to put something in."
"Oh ok" Krillin opened the jar slowly and tilled it getting ready to put only a drop in.
Chichi looked up from her book for a second and the jar caught her eye. "Hey isn't that the green stuff Goku….oh no." mumbled. "KRILLIN NO!" she yelled out but it was too late.
Soon as the drop hit the acid it began to rumble then it turned green and a thick green foam exploded from it sending a huge green glob at the ceiling. A giant jelly looking thing stuck to the ceiling looking like a big spit ball.
"COOL!" both Vegeta and Krillin cried out.
Bulma turned and saw what they did smacking her head, "MEN!" she sighed.
Lucky for them Mr. Cell was out of the room for the time getting some jars for his next class in a closet down the hall.
Chichi looked up at the green blob, "What is it?" she questioned out loud.
"I don't know." responded Bulma.
The green blob seem to jiggle for a bit then two eyes appeared and looked at them.
"AHHHH!" They all screamed.
"It's fucking alive!" yelled Vegeta
"OHMYGOD!" cried Krillin
"AHHH IT'S LOOKING AT US!" screamed Bulma
Chichi just passed out on the desk. The green blob hissed at them and ate it's way thought the ceiling and vanished. Bulma, Vegeta, and Krillin just stared in aw.
"What the hell just happen?" Krillin finally asked.
"I think we shouldn't have done that." Vegeta gulped.
"no DUH!!!" yelled Bulma. She smacked Vegeta upside the head. "You just had to play with the acid and that err whatever that green ooze is!"
Vegeta smirked, "Yea but hey that was cool!"
"YEA!" Krillin cheered.
"UGH! Sometimes I wonder if you guys even think! ….Oh great Chichi's passed out! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Bulma walked over and tried to wake her friend as Krillin and Vegeta chuckled about what happen.
"Oh shut UP you two!" Bulma yelled more. Bulma finally managed to wake up Chichi who seemed to be in a daze.
"Wha what was that?!"
"I don't know Chichi but I do KNOW that these two will NOT be playing with acid anymore."
"Awww" the two exclaimed.
"Hey wait you can't stop me woman!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"OH YEA!" Bulma fumed.
"YEA!"
"DON'T TEST ME VEGETA!"
"Oooo I'm so scared!'
"GRRRRRRRR YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Ya I know but you like me that way." he snickered and winked.
Bulma stuck her tongue out at him as Vegeta laughed more at her. Just then Mr. Cell came back in seeing there was a hole in his ceiling now.
"what the hell?" he muttered "YOU IN THE BACK WHAT HAPPEN HERE!?"
"Epp!" Krillin exclaimed.
Just then and bell rang for forth period. The four quickly ran out before Mr. Cell could get to them. Mr. Cell just looked up at the hole wondering what happen. Just then a low growling came from the hole. Mr. Cell could have sworn he saw something moving up there.
Vegeta looked over his sheet and saw he had World History. "I guess we got history now huh?"
Bulma glanced at her paper and sighed. "There is no we I got electronics now."
"Aww" Vegeta pouted slightly.
Bulma chuckled at him, "Just go down that hall there for your room. I'll see you at lunch?"
Vegeta smirk, "Yea sure."
Bulma smiled more and kissed him quickly on the cheek and took off down the hall. Vegeta sighed and made his way to his room. He took his seat in the back as Yamcha came in. Yamcha caught sight of Vegeta and almost pissed his pants. He meekly made his way to a front seat as Vegeta shot death glares at him.
"I swear if that kid even looks at me funny I'll break his fucking neck." Vegeta snarled to himself.
After a few more kids came in and the bell rang a short man old man made his way to the front desk. He wrote his name "Mr. Neascu" on the board. "I am your history teacher Mr. Neascu." He sat down and took out a sheet of paper. "Now I will call out….."
Vegeta glanced up at the teacher who was now sleeping on the desk. "Oh great another odd teacher. This guy is so old he can't even stay awake." he mumbled as he put his head in his hands.
( Next time will Yamcha live long enough to make it till tomorrow now being in Vegeta's history class? What was that green blob? Will Buu's cooking get any better? Find this out and more in the next chapter. Chapter 8 "Attack Of The Green Blob!" -Ellen)
~The Him And Her Situation~
Chapter 7 -- Krillin Don't Touch That!
Bulma raised a brow then gasped a little, "Oh now I remember who he is."
Vegeta looked over at her, "Who?"
"Mr. Cell is 18's uncle."
"But how, I mean look at the guy, he's green and uhh stuff."
Bulma chuckled, "Him and 18 are androids."
"Oh…ok"
"Now if we could all sit tight for a moment I'll pass out your science books to you." Mr. Cell walked over to one of the many book shelves in the room. Just then Krillin came in through the door breathing heavy from running.
"Sorry…*huff* I'm..*huff*…late."
Mr. Cell turned around to Krillin, "Well make sure it doesn't happen again Krillin."
Krillin held his head down and shame and took a seat in the back next to Chichi. Mr. Cell went back from taking books off the shelf and started to hand them out. Mr. Cell was dressed in tan pants and a black shirt with a white lab coat on looking very geeky.
"Where were you Krillin?" Chichi asked.
Krillin blushed, "Umm well you know I saw 18 in the hall and well we got distracted."
Chichi giggled at Krillin, "You animal!"
Krillin blushed more than chuckled, "Yaup girls can't seem to keep there hands off me."
The two laughed at his comment and Bulma snickered hearing it as well.
Mr. Cell finished passing out all the books and returned to the front of the class. "Today class as a introduction into the wonderful world of science we will performing a small experiment to help you start to get into the swing of things. Since we are going to be using chemicals in here I advise you NOT to mess around while they are out or someone will be making a trip to the nurse. Now if you please turn your books to page 17 we can start."
The class did so and a wicked grin appeared on Krillin and Vegeta's face along with a few other boys. Bulma eyed Vegeta's new wicked look and flipped to page 17. She looked in shock then sighed. "Acids" she read to herself. "This is going to get ugly." she sighed more to herself. And for those of you that don't know most guys and acid don't mix. Why you ask, well most of the time something ends up blown up, melted, or possibly on fire some how, you'll see what I mean.
"Now if you please look in the draws under your lab desk you'll open to see a pair of safety goggles. Please keep these on at all times till we are finished with the experiment. Also you will find a few beakers take them out as well. Today we will be tested the strength of different kinds of acid and figuring out what they are. I will pass out a packet which will have a description of the different kinds. Your job will be to find out which acid is which. So yes you will be melting some things."
"Sweet!" Vegeta smirked.
Krillin a few other boys cheered to themselves. Bulma, Chichi and a few other girls all let out a sigh. Mr. Cell walked around and poured different acids in to the numbered beakers and handed out the packets. He handed out a few items that they where going to use to test the acids with. Bulma kept eyeing Vegeta who was looking a bit devilish while looking at the different acids. Bulma sighed and opened the packet and read through the first page quickly.
"Well since your so happy to have acids that can burn your flesh off I'll let you do the experimenting as I read off the packet to you."
Vegeta turned and grinned widely at her, "Good!"
Chichi and Krillin were doing the same. How the tables were set up Krillin was sitting next to Vegeta with Chichi on his other side and Bulma at the other end. Krillin nudged Vegeta's side and smirked at him.
"This is gonna be cool huh?"
Vegeta turned to him and smirked too, "Ya I know what you mean. Hey wanna find what else acids can eat if you get my point."
Krillin grinned, "Yea I get ya. Got anything in mind?"
"Well…" Vegeta looked around and pulled out a fire cracker. "How about this?"
"Hey cool! Hmm I got this." Krillin pulled out a small jar. It had some green ooze in it.
Vegeta's eyes shot up in shock, "HEY That's that stuff from the lunch room!'
Krillin smirked, "Yea I had study first period and I thought this stuff might come in handy."
"Melting stuff is going to be cool!"
Krillin nodded, "Hell yes!"
"If your boys are done talking I like to get this done!" exclaimed Bulma.
"Yea!" piped in Chichi.
"Save it for after we're done k?"
Krillin nodded and turned back to Chichi. Vegeta turned back to Bulma as they both started on the packets. After about 20 minutes they had both had finished there packets. Vegeta slid the strongest of the acids between Krillin and him on the table.
"Hey check this out!" Vegeta dumped in the firecracker and the beaker did nothing.
Krillin eyed the beaker, "Hey that sucked, it didn't"
*BOOM*
The beaker turned totally black and a thick black smoke arose from it sending black dust on Vegeta and Krillin's face. Bulma and Chichi turned to see there faces and burst out laughing. Vegeta grumbled and Krillin just blinked. Mr. Cell turned around from his desk and yelled back at them.
"Hey do NOT fool around back there!"
"Sorry" both Krillin and Vegeta yelled back.
After washing off there faces at the lab sink they went back and looked at the ooze in the jar.
"Should we do it?" questioned Krillin.
"Of course, it's gonna rule!" smirked Vegeta.
"Yea, hmm I wonder what it's going to do."
"I don't even know what it even is."
"Yea it's weird" Krillin spoke as he poked the jar.
"Yea, hmm lets only put a drop in to test it."
"Yea that's a good idea Vegeta."
"Ya so open it up and put it in already."
"Why do I have to do it?"
Vegeta sighed, "Cause I already put my firecracker in, now it's your turn to put something in."
"Oh ok" Krillin opened the jar slowly and tilled it getting ready to put only a drop in.
Chichi looked up from her book for a second and the jar caught her eye. "Hey isn't that the green stuff Goku….oh no." mumbled. "KRILLIN NO!" she yelled out but it was too late.
Soon as the drop hit the acid it began to rumble then it turned green and a thick green foam exploded from it sending a huge green glob at the ceiling. A giant jelly looking thing stuck to the ceiling looking like a big spit ball.
"COOL!" both Vegeta and Krillin cried out.
Bulma turned and saw what they did smacking her head, "MEN!" she sighed.
Lucky for them Mr. Cell was out of the room for the time getting some jars for his next class in a closet down the hall.
Chichi looked up at the green blob, "What is it?" she questioned out loud.
"I don't know." responded Bulma.
The green blob seem to jiggle for a bit then two eyes appeared and looked at them.
"AHHHH!" They all screamed.
"It's fucking alive!" yelled Vegeta
"OHMYGOD!" cried Krillin
"AHHH IT'S LOOKING AT US!" screamed Bulma
Chichi just passed out on the desk. The green blob hissed at them and ate it's way thought the ceiling and vanished. Bulma, Vegeta, and Krillin just stared in aw.
"What the hell just happen?" Krillin finally asked.
"I think we shouldn't have done that." Vegeta gulped.
"no DUH!!!" yelled Bulma. She smacked Vegeta upside the head. "You just had to play with the acid and that err whatever that green ooze is!"
Vegeta smirked, "Yea but hey that was cool!"
"YEA!" Krillin cheered.
"UGH! Sometimes I wonder if you guys even think! ….Oh great Chichi's passed out! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Bulma walked over and tried to wake her friend as Krillin and Vegeta chuckled about what happen.
"Oh shut UP you two!" Bulma yelled more. Bulma finally managed to wake up Chichi who seemed to be in a daze.
"Wha what was that?!"
"I don't know Chichi but I do KNOW that these two will NOT be playing with acid anymore."
"Awww" the two exclaimed.
"Hey wait you can't stop me woman!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"OH YEA!" Bulma fumed.
"YEA!"
"DON'T TEST ME VEGETA!"
"Oooo I'm so scared!'
"GRRRRRRRR YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Ya I know but you like me that way." he snickered and winked.
Bulma stuck her tongue out at him as Vegeta laughed more at her. Just then Mr. Cell came back in seeing there was a hole in his ceiling now.
"what the hell?" he muttered "YOU IN THE BACK WHAT HAPPEN HERE!?"
"Epp!" Krillin exclaimed.
Just then and bell rang for forth period. The four quickly ran out before Mr. Cell could get to them. Mr. Cell just looked up at the hole wondering what happen. Just then a low growling came from the hole. Mr. Cell could have sworn he saw something moving up there.
Vegeta looked over his sheet and saw he had World History. "I guess we got history now huh?"
Bulma glanced at her paper and sighed. "There is no we I got electronics now."
"Aww" Vegeta pouted slightly.
Bulma chuckled at him, "Just go down that hall there for your room. I'll see you at lunch?"
Vegeta smirk, "Yea sure."
Bulma smiled more and kissed him quickly on the cheek and took off down the hall. Vegeta sighed and made his way to his room. He took his seat in the back as Yamcha came in. Yamcha caught sight of Vegeta and almost pissed his pants. He meekly made his way to a front seat as Vegeta shot death glares at him.
"I swear if that kid even looks at me funny I'll break his fucking neck." Vegeta snarled to himself.
After a few more kids came in and the bell rang a short man old man made his way to the front desk. He wrote his name "Mr. Neascu" on the board. "I am your history teacher Mr. Neascu." He sat down and took out a sheet of paper. "Now I will call out….."
Vegeta glanced up at the teacher who was now sleeping on the desk. "Oh great another odd teacher. This guy is so old he can't even stay awake." he mumbled as he put his head in his hands.
( Next time will Yamcha live long enough to make it till tomorrow now being in Vegeta's history class? What was that green blob? Will Buu's cooking get any better? Find this out and more in the next chapter. Chapter 8 "Attack Of The Green Blob!" -Ellen)