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~The Him And Her Situation~

Chapter 8 -- Attack Of The Green Blob

Surprisingly Mr. Neascu slept the whole period away. None of the students were dare going to wake him up and be forced to do work. Yamcha flittered with some red head that was sitting next to him. Vegeta kept quite and tried to ignore the stupid laughing coming from the girl Yamcha was talking too.

Vegeta just looked out the window thinking about Bulma. He really loved her. He felt it the first time he saw her looking at him. At first he was going to piss her off but she had something about her that drew him to her. The mark that now was still on his torso only confirmed it. He was surprised to find his life mate so soon in his life. And on Earth of all places?! He was told about how quickly life mates fall for each other but he never knew this fast. He wondered if they even already started to bond. He shook his head no, it was way to early for that, was it? But it was said the faster a couple starts to bond the stronger their relationship will become. The first step was the sharing of the mind. He thought about what had happen in the shower and how he heard Bulma. They would be able only to hear each other if they where thinking the same thing.

Vegeta pondered and tried to remember more of the details of the whole matter. Everything that would happen would be a weak bond till they mated. It was only then that bonding was truly done. It wasn't just the act of sex, it was something deeper, far deeper. Even though the Saiyan's were known for their savage behavior, they held bonds between people very highly. Just not bonds of love but bonds off all kind, friendship, brotherhood. Over time some people forgot about the bonds they had and it grew out of there culture almost totally. But Vegeta's mother was from the older way of things so she had told and taught him in her ways. Veldock thought it was foolish of his wife to do so but Vegeta thanked his mother for it in the end. The two ways his parents wanted to raise him ended up making Vegeta very complex in the end. His father wanted him to be cold, strong, and iron fisted. His mother wanted him to have compassion, honor, and be a person to be respected, not feared. These two idea's clashed inside of Vegeta. Vegeta daydreamed the whole period away lost in his thoughts.

Bulma's teacher looked something along the lines of a hippie. The teacher got right to work with them so she spent the whole period putting together a circuit. She thought of Vegeta as she worked. She loved how he made her feel. He had his attitude but it only add to his charm. She thought about what he said about being life mates. She wasn't expecting it. She always thought she would meet someone in college, but she didn't care now. She had him and they seemed just so right for one another. The bell finally rang and she happily put away her stuff and took off down the hall to the lunch room. She spotted Vegeta walking somberly down the hall and seem to be in deep thought. He caught sight of Bulma and smirked at her.

"What's up?" she questioned.

"Nothing, just…thinking."

"What about?"

He chuckled and wrapped his arm around her waist as they walked, "You mostly."

Bulma blushed a bit and smiled. They made there way down the stares and to the lunch room. Goku, Chichi, Krillin, 18 and Piccolo were there already. Bulma and Vegeta sat down next to Goku and Chichi. Piccolo kept to one side a bit further from everyone else. Krillin and 18 were on the other side on Goku and Chichi.

"God I'm hungry!" Goku wined.

Chichi sighed, "Well why not go up and get some lunch now."

Goku smiled goofily and walked off. Bulma stood up as well, "I hope they have something other than that green ooze." Vegeta shuttered at the thought of only that to eat. His stomach growled and he prayed there was something eatable in there. He got up and followed after Bulma. Chichi pulled out her bagged lunch and so did 18. Krillin took off after Bulma to get his meal. Piccolo just sat there drinking some water. 18 eyed Piccolo.

"Don't you have a lunch?"

Piccolo raised a brow and shook his water bottle.

"I mean besides that."

Piccolo sighed, "Yes" he held up a sandwich.

"You don't eat much do you?"

"You don't think much do you?"

"Touchy"

Piccolo huffed and drank some more water.

In the lunch line Goku already had a 20 hamburgers, 10 French fries, and 5 soda's all somehow cramped on his tray. He was about to get a bowl of Buu's Special when Bulma slapped his hand.

"Goku don't eat that stuff!"

"But whyyy it was good!"

Vegeta grabbed and tray and stared to stack his own food on it. "Listen to her Kakkarot that stuff growled at us in Science."

"Huh?" Goku stared at them like they had 3 heads.

"Never mind, just don't eat that stuff, ok?"

"Ok Bulma, I wont.' he pouted and moved on to pay.

Bulma looked back at Vegeta who had about that same amount of food as Goku did. "Your going to eat all that!?"

Vegeta looked over at her, "Yea why?"

"But…that's so much?"

"Kakkarot had more than me."

"Yea but he's Goku he's not normal he always eat's like that."

"So do I, Saiyan's have bigger stomach's than you."

Bulma eyed him, "I should say."

Vegeta chuckled as they went and paid. Bulma had only gotten a salad and low fat milk. And looked odd walking with Vegeta who had his tray stacked. The two Saiyan's dug into the food and ate with a unmatched speed. Bulma gawked at Vegeta.

"Your just as bad as Goku!"

Vegeta huffed and went back to eating. After everyone was finished they started talking for a bit. Then a green drop of something hit the table. Then another drop, then another. Vegeta noticed it first, a small green puddle was forming on the table. He saw another drop hit it and looked up. His eyed shot wide in shock.

"Uhh…guys!?"

"And I said don't wear that"

"Guys!?"

"Hold on Vegeta, and then she was like"

"GUYS!!" Vegeta finally shouted.

"What is it Vegeta!" Bulma boomed.

"It's back!" he said pointed to the ceiling.

They all looked up and saw a jelly green blob staring at them with fierce looking eyes. It opened what would be a mouth and smiled a wide. It had rows of sharp razor like teeth. It growled then hissed in a low tone at them. Goku seeing as he fell asleep again was the only one now staring at the ceiling in shock and fear.

"AHHH IT CAME BACK!" Krillin yelled.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Bulma screamed

Chichi yet again passed out.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" yelled out Piccolo.

"What IS it!" exclaimed 18

The blob hissed and fell down and landed in the middle of the table. They all expect Goku got up and screamed.

"IT'S GONNA EAT US!" Bulma screamed in fear.

Vegeta grabbed Bulma and pulled her behind him. He let out a low growl at the blob. Just then Goku moved in his sleep and grabbed the blob.

"Mmmm bean burrito' he muttered.

The blob tried to get away but Goku's grip was too strong as he pulled it towards him. Goku opened his mouth and ate down the blob in one bite. The last thing it did was whimper as it was eaten. Everyone looked at Goku in horror of what he just did.

"He…he ate it!?" Piccolo sputtered out.

"EWWWW" 18 and Bulma cried out.

"Dude! That's nasty!!" cried out Krillin.

Vegeta just winced at the sight trying to keep himself from hurling.

Goku woke up then and smiled goofily at them. 'Hey guys I had this cool dream! I ate this really yummy bean burrito!"

They all stared at Goku not too sure what to say. Goku looked at them oddly. "What is there something on my face." He started to feel around on his cheeks looking for something.

"If I ever need to dispose of toxic waste I'll be sure to feed it to Kakkarot." Vegeta said dryly.

Everyone burst out laughing as Goku looked around to see what was so funny. Everyone sat back down and talked about what just happen. Both Vegeta and Krillin decided it was best if they don't experiment with school food anymore. Just then Tien came and sat down at the table.

"Oh hey Tien! Where have you been?" Krillin questioned.

"Oh hey I was at the nurse with Lunch. Her cold was really getting to her so she went home."

"Yea what is up with Lunch Tien? I mean she like changed a lot in study hall." Vegeta spoke up.

"Heh don't ask."

Vegeta eyed Tien then shrugged it off.

The lunch bell finally rang and everyone took off to there next classes. Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, and 18 had gym. Krillin and Chichi had art and Tien and Piccolo had science. Since it was the first day they didn't have to do anything in gym. The teacher who was some over perky mid 40's Richard Simmons told them to have there clothes for tomorrow. Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, and 18 just sat together out in the field talking. While Bulma and 18 where chatting Goku and Vegeta talked about different fighting techniques.

"So Bulma when did prince charming over there ask you out?"

"Well umm yesterday actually." she blushed.

"Wow so when did you guys meet?"

Bulma blushed more, "Umm…..yesterday."

"YESTERDAY!? Wooa you guys move fast!" she chuckled.

Bulma turned red, "Well so did you and Krillin!"

"True but that was only a week, I mean one day that has to be a record or something."

"Yea I know but, we just really clicked."

"That's good, so have you two kissed?" she smirked

"Yea"

"Oooo how was it?"

"You have no clue! It's just wow, he is a really awesome kisser!"

"Really now?" 18 glanced back at Vegeta and gave a wicked look.

"Hey!"

18 turned back around and laughed, "That's good you two hit it off so well."

"Yea" Bulma beamed.

'So what next for you two?"

Bulma took out her sheet and looked down it, "Umm art"

18 looked at her's, "Dang I got history. But Krillin is in it with me so I think we wont be paying too much attention."

The two of them laughed. Bulma looked back at Vegeta and Goku who were busy talking away themselves.

"I bet those two are talking about how there going to beat each other into the ground." she chuckled.

"Yea I know I mean Saiyan's are like born for fighting. OH! Remember that one time Goku got boxing gloves for his birthday!"

Bulma laughed, "How could I forget! Poor Piccolo, Goku bugged him all day to spar with him and when he finally said yes Goku sucker punched him in the face."

18 laughed as well, "Yea I've never seen Piccolo so pissed before."

"Or Goku run so fast!" The two of them rolled with laugher. The rest of the period went by in the same way. The friends said your see you later's and took off for their classes. Bulma and Vegeta made it into art room, Tien was there already sitting next to Piccolo in the back. Piccolo was telling Tien about what he missed in lunch. The final bell rang and the art teacher came in smiling like a idiot.

"Hellooo all my wonderful students! I am your art teacher Mrs. Ross! And today we are going to paint today a wonderful landscape! With happy clouds and mountains!"

Vegeta eyed the teacher and whispered to Bulma, "I think she's been smoking a little too much of the happy grass."

Bulma tried her best not to laugh. "Tell me about it" she snickered.

( Yes what is Mrs. Ross smoking? Is she the wife of Bob Ross? Is Piccolo really a art genius? And what is this new shadow lurking in the halls? Find out this and more in the next chapter! Chapter 9 "Phantom Of The Auditorium" -Ellen )