Okay, I just wanna tell ya that I wrote this as an interpretation of something that happened in a role-playing situation. One of my crazy friends urged me to make it into a story and to turn the guy into Legolas, and I did, and he had a laugh at it when I finished. I'm sorry about a few grammar mistakes, but I'm only human. Anyways, I just wanna tell ya that I love being criticized, and YES, it is supposed to be a Mary Sue. I made this just for fun, no wait; it was definitely for my friends. They were having fun with it and that all that matters. I'll weed out the mistakes if it makes you guys happy. O, and all of the names are spiffs on my friends' names. They all got a kick out of it, but people who aren't "in the know" wouldn't understand. No offence intended to those of you left out of our little group. Maybe I'll create another fanfic in the future, but for now I'll just add the final chapters. Sorry if I haven't lived up to all the expectations people have for fanfics. O, and I don't want any more flamers. And yes, I have read ALL of the Lord of the Rings books. And I Legolas was my favorite character BEFORE the movie; I liked his way of talking to the other people. It reminded me of an old friend *winks at Damien* lol
O, I am going to write about other things, many other things. I usually write original scifi, and the occasional horror. Much more my style then this kinda stuff.
Before I forget, I dedicate this story to "The Gang"; you know whom you are whether you want to or not. O, and get well soon Damien, I hope this gives you a laugh even though your stuck in those uncomfortable hospital beds. ^_^