Well, I'm glad you all like this fic. I know, I don't run spell check
because it snags on every Japanese name or word that I write. My kitty is
missing. T_T
Also, I do not own Inu Yasha, I don't know where you got the impression that I did.
Chapter 3: Shippou the Annoying
Inu Yasha sat sleeping in his favorite tree. He was always in a good mood after a good sleep. Shippou stood under the tree. He climbed the bark quietly and grabbed onto the branch just above the dog demon. He giggled and pulled out one of those loud annoying horns that people like to blow at basketball games. (Hu: I'm not sure if there is an actual name for it.) He pointed it at the sleeping dog boy and pulled the lever.
BIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Inu Yasha was so startled he threw himself off of the branch and hit the ground six feet below. He felt like he had just been sat. His heart beat like it had never beat before. He pulled his face out of the dirt and when his blood pressure lowered he was able to catch the sound of Shippou's maniacal laughter. He looked up at the Kitsune with fire in his eyes.
Shippou dropped the foghorn and hugged himself in his laughter. Tears ran down his face and he started to sound like a seal. "Ho! -Oh!-Inu Yasha! I wish I had that on tape!" he shouted. And laughed so hard after that, he himself almost fell off the branch.
"Shippou.." Inu Yasha growled.
"So what should I be ready for?" Shippou asked. "Bopping, chasing, or cussing?"
Inu Yasha grabbed chunks of the grass in his hands and closed his eyes.
"1....2....3.....4..." he muttered under his breath.
'Wow! He is serious about this!' Shippou was impressed. Inu Yasha started to walk back to the village. Shippou skipped along after him.
"Where are you going?" Shippou asked.
"Somewhere." Inu Yasha said.
"Why?" Shippou asked.
"Because." Inu Yasha said.
"Why?" Shippou asked.
"I need to be alone." Inu Yasha said hoping that was a nice way to tell Shippou to get a clue.
"Why?" Shippou asked.
Inu Yasha sighed. Why couldn't this kid take a hint??
"Shippou, why don't you go see what Kaede's doing?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Kaede is helping the midwife, Miroku is meditating, Sango is brushing Kirara, and you're going somewhere." Shippou said.
Inu Yasha started walking again. Shippou followed. After walking around the village three times with Shippou behind him, he had an idea. "OH MY GOD!" Inu Yasha shouted. He pointed out somewhere. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?"
"Where?" Shippou looked at where he was pointing.
"GO GET IT SHIPPOU, HURRY!" Inu Yasha said.
Shippou ran off into the forest.
The dog demon sank into the water of the hot spring, something he hadn't done in three years. Because he only did it when he was exceptionally peeved or disturbed, so this was a special occasion. Then the smell of Shippou crossed his nose. He stuck his head under the water. He was actually scared to be found.
Shippou ran over, still trying to figure out what he was looking for. He saw Inu Yasha's clothes laid neatly by the side of the river. Was this what he was looking for? He picked it up, "Hey! Inu Yasha! I think I found it!" he ran off. Inu Yasha jumped out of the water and ran after him. "SHIPPOU!"
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^_^ How's that? Yeah, I don't know where I came up with that last part, probably thinking about The Road To ElDorado.
Also, I do not own Inu Yasha, I don't know where you got the impression that I did.
Chapter 3: Shippou the Annoying
Inu Yasha sat sleeping in his favorite tree. He was always in a good mood after a good sleep. Shippou stood under the tree. He climbed the bark quietly and grabbed onto the branch just above the dog demon. He giggled and pulled out one of those loud annoying horns that people like to blow at basketball games. (Hu: I'm not sure if there is an actual name for it.) He pointed it at the sleeping dog boy and pulled the lever.
BIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Inu Yasha was so startled he threw himself off of the branch and hit the ground six feet below. He felt like he had just been sat. His heart beat like it had never beat before. He pulled his face out of the dirt and when his blood pressure lowered he was able to catch the sound of Shippou's maniacal laughter. He looked up at the Kitsune with fire in his eyes.
Shippou dropped the foghorn and hugged himself in his laughter. Tears ran down his face and he started to sound like a seal. "Ho! -Oh!-Inu Yasha! I wish I had that on tape!" he shouted. And laughed so hard after that, he himself almost fell off the branch.
"Shippou.." Inu Yasha growled.
"So what should I be ready for?" Shippou asked. "Bopping, chasing, or cussing?"
Inu Yasha grabbed chunks of the grass in his hands and closed his eyes.
"1....2....3.....4..." he muttered under his breath.
'Wow! He is serious about this!' Shippou was impressed. Inu Yasha started to walk back to the village. Shippou skipped along after him.
"Where are you going?" Shippou asked.
"Somewhere." Inu Yasha said.
"Why?" Shippou asked.
"Because." Inu Yasha said.
"Why?" Shippou asked.
"I need to be alone." Inu Yasha said hoping that was a nice way to tell Shippou to get a clue.
"Why?" Shippou asked.
Inu Yasha sighed. Why couldn't this kid take a hint??
"Shippou, why don't you go see what Kaede's doing?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Kaede is helping the midwife, Miroku is meditating, Sango is brushing Kirara, and you're going somewhere." Shippou said.
Inu Yasha started walking again. Shippou followed. After walking around the village three times with Shippou behind him, he had an idea. "OH MY GOD!" Inu Yasha shouted. He pointed out somewhere. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?"
"Where?" Shippou looked at where he was pointing.
"GO GET IT SHIPPOU, HURRY!" Inu Yasha said.
Shippou ran off into the forest.
The dog demon sank into the water of the hot spring, something he hadn't done in three years. Because he only did it when he was exceptionally peeved or disturbed, so this was a special occasion. Then the smell of Shippou crossed his nose. He stuck his head under the water. He was actually scared to be found.
Shippou ran over, still trying to figure out what he was looking for. He saw Inu Yasha's clothes laid neatly by the side of the river. Was this what he was looking for? He picked it up, "Hey! Inu Yasha! I think I found it!" he ran off. Inu Yasha jumped out of the water and ran after him. "SHIPPOU!"
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^_^ How's that? Yeah, I don't know where I came up with that last part, probably thinking about The Road To ElDorado.