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Warning: This chapter is so WRONG! Approach at your own risk.
Chapter 4: Turnabout is Fair Play
Inu Yasha walked into camp butt naked. Lucky for him, Kagome was still in her time, Sango was in the village, and the only person there was Miroku meditating. Miroku glanced at him as he walked passed, "Nice tan."
Inu Yasha walked up to a hollow dead tree and pulled a spare kimono out of it. Inu Yasha started to dress, "Shippou stole my clothes when I was trying to take a bath, and I couldn't catch him."
Miroku smirked and tried to hold back his laughter. Inu Yasha tightened his belt and glared at Miroku, "Somehow, I know you're the cause of this."
Miroku just sat smiling in his meditation.
"Did you bribe the kitsune to annoy me? Cause that's cheating." Inu Yasha said. Miroku was silent for a few seconds then said, "All's fair in love and war."
Inu Yasha was taken aback. His anger rose in 5 seconds flat. 'How can a monk be so unholy?!' he thought to himself. He was so mad, he could just-
"By the way, I am happy to report that I haven't been near a single women all day!" Miroku said.
'THAT'S IT!' Inu Yasha thought. He suddenly had an idea, he would have to fight fire with fire.
"You want me to WHAT?!" Sango looked at Inu Yasha with a sweatdrop. He folded his arms. "Please, don't make this any harder then it already is!" Inu Yasha said in embarrassment.
"You mean to say that Miroku can't touch women at all?" Sango said. "HA! I'll believe it when I see it!"
"You'd better believe it!" Inu Yasha said. "And he's cheating! So I need your help turning the tables on him."
"Ah, hell no!" she said and started to walk off.
"Come on!" Inu Yasha said following her.
"Why don't you ask Kagome to?" Sango asked.
Well the first reason for that was because there was a chance that Miroku could touch Kagome, and Inu Yasha didn't want that at all, he'd rather subject Sango to it. "Because!" Inu Yasha said. "I can't get her because she's in her time and I can't make her come back!"
"So you don't mind if I'm a sacrifice then?!" Sango said.
"I'll give you whatever you want if you just do this!" Inu Yasha said. Sango turned to look at him. "I hate that cocky little smile he got when he thought that he was going to win!" Inu Yasha said.
"What have you got?" Sango asked.
Inu Yasha looked down. He didn't really have anything. He traveled light and most of his possessions and money were in the western lands.
Since it looked like Inu Yasha was broke Sango turned around and said, "I'm outta here."
"Wait!" Inu Yasha said.
She turned around again. He smiled triumphantly. He pulled a Hershy bar out of his kimono. Sango's eyes grew wide. She walked over to him. "Where did you get THAT?"
"I found it in Kagome's backpack, before she left, before the bet was made." He waved it around watching her eyes follow it. "And there's plenty more where that came from." He stuck it back in his kimono and said. "Do we have a deal?"
Sango thought about it. Was selling a piece of your ass worth a bar of chocolate? She looked at him and said, "I get two bars for the job and four more if he touches me."
"Deal!" Inu Yasha said. They shook hands.
Inu Yasha walked back to camp by himself so he wouldn't look suspicious. He sat down and jumped back up.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Shippou laughed, he had put a pinecone where Inu Yasha was going to sit. Inu Yasha looked away and growled. 'Where the heck is Sango, anyway?'
"I can't believe I'm doing this." ;;; Sango thought. She loosened the sash on her kimono so that a large amount of cleavage showed. She messed her hair a little and walked into camp. "Hi Inu Yasha, Shippou," she said.
Hi, Sango!" Shippou waved. Inu Yasha just gave her a look like 'good luck.' She looked over at the meditating Miroku. She switched her hips and said in a seductive voice, 'Hello, Houshi-sama.'
Miroku snapped out of his trance. He looked up at her. She leaned forward and smiled at him with her cleavage in plain sight. He looked away with a sweatdrop. "Good afternoon Sango!" he said.
Sango looked over at Inu Yasha. :-l
He motioned for her to come over. She came and he whispered, "Is that the best you can do?"
"Hey! That's usually all it takes for him to move in!" Sango said.
"Try harder!" Inu Yasha said. Sango sweatdropped and sat down. "I got these at the market in the village." She pulled over some vegetables. I thought we could try a salad today."
"Sounds good to me!" Miroku smiled. He took his bowel of salad and started to eat.
"Mmmmmmm." He heard Sango. He looked up to see her chewing rapturously on a celery stick.
He sweatdropped and tried to chew loudly so he couldn't hear her. He finished quickly then said, "I'm done! Seeya!"
"Wait Miroku!" Inu Yasha said. "Why don't you tell us about that exorcism you did yesterday?"
"Maybe later." Miroku said looking straight at him.
"No, I'd like to hear it NOW." Inu Yasha stared back. They were locked in threatening gazes for a few seconds until Miroku sat back down.
"Well, where should I begin," he looked at the fire, not at Sango. "Let's see, it was a house. An expensive house with a large family, for some reason, it's always the rich people that demons like to posses-"
"Oohhh!" Sango moaned. "This fire is so HOT!" she ran her fingers through her hair and flipped it a couple of times. Miroku just gawked at her. She pulled at the neckline of her kimono. "Sooooo Hot!" she pulled it to her shoulders and nothing lower. She moaned and turned her head side to side. Musuko stared with a look of 'BUKKYOTO-SAN!' on his face. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and Shippou stared at her like she was having a seizure.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT!" she screamed.
THUD!
She stopped her act and looked over at where Miroku was sitting. He fainted! ;;;
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I guess it was a little too much for him! ^_^ Can someone tell me what the rating for this should be? Cause I don't think I got it right. ;;;;;;
Warning: This chapter is so WRONG! Approach at your own risk.
Chapter 4: Turnabout is Fair Play
Inu Yasha walked into camp butt naked. Lucky for him, Kagome was still in her time, Sango was in the village, and the only person there was Miroku meditating. Miroku glanced at him as he walked passed, "Nice tan."
Inu Yasha walked up to a hollow dead tree and pulled a spare kimono out of it. Inu Yasha started to dress, "Shippou stole my clothes when I was trying to take a bath, and I couldn't catch him."
Miroku smirked and tried to hold back his laughter. Inu Yasha tightened his belt and glared at Miroku, "Somehow, I know you're the cause of this."
Miroku just sat smiling in his meditation.
"Did you bribe the kitsune to annoy me? Cause that's cheating." Inu Yasha said. Miroku was silent for a few seconds then said, "All's fair in love and war."
Inu Yasha was taken aback. His anger rose in 5 seconds flat. 'How can a monk be so unholy?!' he thought to himself. He was so mad, he could just-
"By the way, I am happy to report that I haven't been near a single women all day!" Miroku said.
'THAT'S IT!' Inu Yasha thought. He suddenly had an idea, he would have to fight fire with fire.
"You want me to WHAT?!" Sango looked at Inu Yasha with a sweatdrop. He folded his arms. "Please, don't make this any harder then it already is!" Inu Yasha said in embarrassment.
"You mean to say that Miroku can't touch women at all?" Sango said. "HA! I'll believe it when I see it!"
"You'd better believe it!" Inu Yasha said. "And he's cheating! So I need your help turning the tables on him."
"Ah, hell no!" she said and started to walk off.
"Come on!" Inu Yasha said following her.
"Why don't you ask Kagome to?" Sango asked.
Well the first reason for that was because there was a chance that Miroku could touch Kagome, and Inu Yasha didn't want that at all, he'd rather subject Sango to it. "Because!" Inu Yasha said. "I can't get her because she's in her time and I can't make her come back!"
"So you don't mind if I'm a sacrifice then?!" Sango said.
"I'll give you whatever you want if you just do this!" Inu Yasha said. Sango turned to look at him. "I hate that cocky little smile he got when he thought that he was going to win!" Inu Yasha said.
"What have you got?" Sango asked.
Inu Yasha looked down. He didn't really have anything. He traveled light and most of his possessions and money were in the western lands.
Since it looked like Inu Yasha was broke Sango turned around and said, "I'm outta here."
"Wait!" Inu Yasha said.
She turned around again. He smiled triumphantly. He pulled a Hershy bar out of his kimono. Sango's eyes grew wide. She walked over to him. "Where did you get THAT?"
"I found it in Kagome's backpack, before she left, before the bet was made." He waved it around watching her eyes follow it. "And there's plenty more where that came from." He stuck it back in his kimono and said. "Do we have a deal?"
Sango thought about it. Was selling a piece of your ass worth a bar of chocolate? She looked at him and said, "I get two bars for the job and four more if he touches me."
"Deal!" Inu Yasha said. They shook hands.
Inu Yasha walked back to camp by himself so he wouldn't look suspicious. He sat down and jumped back up.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Shippou laughed, he had put a pinecone where Inu Yasha was going to sit. Inu Yasha looked away and growled. 'Where the heck is Sango, anyway?'
"I can't believe I'm doing this." ;;; Sango thought. She loosened the sash on her kimono so that a large amount of cleavage showed. She messed her hair a little and walked into camp. "Hi Inu Yasha, Shippou," she said.
Hi, Sango!" Shippou waved. Inu Yasha just gave her a look like 'good luck.' She looked over at the meditating Miroku. She switched her hips and said in a seductive voice, 'Hello, Houshi-sama.'
Miroku snapped out of his trance. He looked up at her. She leaned forward and smiled at him with her cleavage in plain sight. He looked away with a sweatdrop. "Good afternoon Sango!" he said.
Sango looked over at Inu Yasha. :-l
He motioned for her to come over. She came and he whispered, "Is that the best you can do?"
"Hey! That's usually all it takes for him to move in!" Sango said.
"Try harder!" Inu Yasha said. Sango sweatdropped and sat down. "I got these at the market in the village." She pulled over some vegetables. I thought we could try a salad today."
"Sounds good to me!" Miroku smiled. He took his bowel of salad and started to eat.
"Mmmmmmm." He heard Sango. He looked up to see her chewing rapturously on a celery stick.
He sweatdropped and tried to chew loudly so he couldn't hear her. He finished quickly then said, "I'm done! Seeya!"
"Wait Miroku!" Inu Yasha said. "Why don't you tell us about that exorcism you did yesterday?"
"Maybe later." Miroku said looking straight at him.
"No, I'd like to hear it NOW." Inu Yasha stared back. They were locked in threatening gazes for a few seconds until Miroku sat back down.
"Well, where should I begin," he looked at the fire, not at Sango. "Let's see, it was a house. An expensive house with a large family, for some reason, it's always the rich people that demons like to posses-"
"Oohhh!" Sango moaned. "This fire is so HOT!" she ran her fingers through her hair and flipped it a couple of times. Miroku just gawked at her. She pulled at the neckline of her kimono. "Sooooo Hot!" she pulled it to her shoulders and nothing lower. She moaned and turned her head side to side. Musuko stared with a look of 'BUKKYOTO-SAN!' on his face. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and Shippou stared at her like she was having a seizure.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT!" she screamed.
THUD!
She stopped her act and looked over at where Miroku was sitting. He fainted! ;;;
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I guess it was a little too much for him! ^_^ Can someone tell me what the rating for this should be? Cause I don't think I got it right. ;;;;;;