"Revolutions are the time,
People Changing the world with crime!
With violence, and anger, hunger, whatever,
I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous,
I do my best to guard my own premises."
-Guru Ant
Chapter 5: The ANGER!! The SUFFERING!! The Comedy!!
Inu Yasha was walking down the dirt road of the village. Shippou hid behind a building and smirked. This would REALLY make him mad!
POOF!
Inu Yasha walked past the building and Scorpiogal stepped out from behind it. She whistled at him. He turned around and looked at her like she had just shouted in tongues. "Boy you got it goin' ooon!" She swung her purse around and did the splits. He blushed and tried to keep walking. But the fangirl was walking right behind him. "Hottie walkn'! Hottie walkn'!" she squaked and laughed hysterically. Then he walked up to her and said, "Stop."
"What's wrong, Candyman? Are you getting cranky? Do you need a nap?" she asked.
"Please, just stop with the comments." He tried to sound calm.
"Whose a good little doggie?" she started to scratch behind his ear. When she leaned to do so, Inu Yasha caught sight of the foxtail.
"Shippou!" Inu Yasha ran away.
"Wait!" Scopriogal/Shippou ran after him. "Let me comb your hair!"
Miroku walked over and sat down by the fire. Sango walked in tired from an extermination. "Wow, that was one badass demon!" She said.
She looked around, "Tree trunks, rocks, I'm way too sore to sit on those."
"Houshi-sama?" she asked in her sweetest voice. He glanced at her out of the corner of his eye. She smiled at him and said, "Can I sit on your lap? I'm sure it's much softer then the ground."
He gulped. He pointed to a patch of grass nearby, "That tuffet over there looks comfortable, why don't you try that?"
Sango went over to it and Miroku sighed longingly. 'What luck I'm having,' he thought, 'Why did Sango have to become a sexy tomcat right in the middle of the bet?'
Then Inu Yasha walked in and sat across from Miroku with a smirk. And the priest figured it out. "Touché, dog demon!" he said.
Inu Yasha smirked. "Ready, to forfeit?"
"It wouldn't be right if the real better man didn't win." Miroku said.
"Alright, if I have to prove myself." Inu Yasha shrugged.
Sango sighed irritatedly after hearing their conversation, 'Men are such babies.' She thought.
"Kagome?"
Kagome looked up from her homework.
"It's late, Honey, why don't you get some sleep?" her mama said. "Studying won't help if you're falling asleep on your test!"
"I know!" Kagome closed the book and yawned. She reclined in her desk chair.
"When are you going back to the feudal era, again?" her mama asked, laying laundry on the girl's dresser.
Kagome lookedup at her ceiling, "Well I take the test in three days, I guess after that."
"How is that dog demon of yours anyway?"
"Inu Yasha? He's fine. He's probably lying in a tree somewhere with no other thought in his head except the shikon shards."
But oh how wrong you are Kagome, how wrong you are!
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My kitty's been found! ^_^
People Changing the world with crime!
With violence, and anger, hunger, whatever,
I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous,
I do my best to guard my own premises."
-Guru Ant
Chapter 5: The ANGER!! The SUFFERING!! The Comedy!!
Inu Yasha was walking down the dirt road of the village. Shippou hid behind a building and smirked. This would REALLY make him mad!
POOF!
Inu Yasha walked past the building and Scorpiogal stepped out from behind it. She whistled at him. He turned around and looked at her like she had just shouted in tongues. "Boy you got it goin' ooon!" She swung her purse around and did the splits. He blushed and tried to keep walking. But the fangirl was walking right behind him. "Hottie walkn'! Hottie walkn'!" she squaked and laughed hysterically. Then he walked up to her and said, "Stop."
"What's wrong, Candyman? Are you getting cranky? Do you need a nap?" she asked.
"Please, just stop with the comments." He tried to sound calm.
"Whose a good little doggie?" she started to scratch behind his ear. When she leaned to do so, Inu Yasha caught sight of the foxtail.
"Shippou!" Inu Yasha ran away.
"Wait!" Scopriogal/Shippou ran after him. "Let me comb your hair!"
Miroku walked over and sat down by the fire. Sango walked in tired from an extermination. "Wow, that was one badass demon!" She said.
She looked around, "Tree trunks, rocks, I'm way too sore to sit on those."
"Houshi-sama?" she asked in her sweetest voice. He glanced at her out of the corner of his eye. She smiled at him and said, "Can I sit on your lap? I'm sure it's much softer then the ground."
He gulped. He pointed to a patch of grass nearby, "That tuffet over there looks comfortable, why don't you try that?"
Sango went over to it and Miroku sighed longingly. 'What luck I'm having,' he thought, 'Why did Sango have to become a sexy tomcat right in the middle of the bet?'
Then Inu Yasha walked in and sat across from Miroku with a smirk. And the priest figured it out. "Touché, dog demon!" he said.
Inu Yasha smirked. "Ready, to forfeit?"
"It wouldn't be right if the real better man didn't win." Miroku said.
"Alright, if I have to prove myself." Inu Yasha shrugged.
Sango sighed irritatedly after hearing their conversation, 'Men are such babies.' She thought.
"Kagome?"
Kagome looked up from her homework.
"It's late, Honey, why don't you get some sleep?" her mama said. "Studying won't help if you're falling asleep on your test!"
"I know!" Kagome closed the book and yawned. She reclined in her desk chair.
"When are you going back to the feudal era, again?" her mama asked, laying laundry on the girl's dresser.
Kagome lookedup at her ceiling, "Well I take the test in three days, I guess after that."
"How is that dog demon of yours anyway?"
"Inu Yasha? He's fine. He's probably lying in a tree somewhere with no other thought in his head except the shikon shards."
But oh how wrong you are Kagome, how wrong you are!
^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^
My kitty's been found! ^_^