.....She held Wanda's hand and they worked out a plan and it didn't take them long to decide-that Earl had to DIE!......

Oh, I guess this is going to be longer then I thought! ^^ COOL!







Chapter 6: Can it get any Worse? Yes it can.





Someone stood on the edge of the path. Someone crossed bridges, valleys, and walked miles for one thing and one thing only. Someone walked in expensive shoes, but incredibly comfortable expensive shoes, traveled with two sheep heards and hitched rides to get to that point. Then Someone stopped over the hill above Musashi's domain.





"Uh-uh, no, I draw the line here, Miroku." Shippou said.

"Come on, Shippou, the worst he can do is hit you!" Miroku said.

"He wouldn't hit me if I did that, he'd kill me!" Shippou shivered. "I'm to cute to die!"

"Now Shippou, he won't kill you." Miroku said.

"The fudge he won't! He told me so the last time I did it!" Shippou frowned.

Miroku sighed, "Is it more candy you want? How about another pound of Botan rice?"

Shippou thought about it then said, : "Double or nothing."

"Fine." Miroku said. He was becoming engrossed with this bet. HE shook the kitsune's hand. Shippou took a step back and put a green heart- shaped leaf on top of his head. Fox fire swarmed around him and disappeared. Miroku smiled, "Perfect!"

Shippou looked at the green skirt he was now wearing. "I never realized how short this is, how does she keep from showing her butt?"



Inu Yasha was laying down asleep, another thing he didn't normally do unless he was really unhappy. It was early in the morning and only Shippou and Miroku were awake. They looked over at the sleeping Inu Yasha. Shippou was still in his transformed state. "Okay! Go ahead!" Miroku said.

Shippou laid on top of Inu Yasha. "I don't get how this is going to make him angry." Shippou said.

"Shh, just pretend you're asleep." Miroku said. He climbed into his sleeping bag and closed his eyes.

Almost as if on que, Inu Yasha's head moved to the side and he stretched his arms, his eyes were still closed and he was not aware of Shippou.

'I don't understand this at all,' Shippou thought. 'But I know it's going to end up with me getting a few lumps!' ;;;;;;

Inu Yasha yawned and opened his eyes sleepily. There was nothing like a good night's sleep to make you forget about your problems. Then he looked down and saw fluffy black hair. Wait a minute!! ;;;; That was KAGOME'S black hair!

His heart sank as Shippou/Kagome pretended to be asleep on top of him. What was she doing here?! Why was she on him?! Maybe she got here late and rolled over on him in her sleep! He knew it would be a bad idea to sleep laying down.

He looked over at Sango and Miroku whom he thought were asleep. What would THEY think if they saw them?! Then he realized what she would do if she woke up and found him in that position.

Inu Yasha gulped and slowly tried to slide out from under him/her without waking him/her up. Then Shippou/Kagome's eyes shot wide open.

'I'M DEAD!' Inu Yasha screamed in his mind. He closed his eyes and waited to be sat to kingdom come.

She/he smiled brightly at him, "Good morning, Sleepyhead!"

Inu Yasha just stared at her in wide-eyed confusion.

Shippou/Kagome giggled. Shippou didn't get it, but this was how Miroku told him to act. Inu Yasha crawled out from under her. "What? What do you-?"

"Would you like me to sleep with you?" Shippou/Kagome asked sweetly.

Then Inu Yasha frowned. Shippou/Kagome sweatdropped with the smile. He figured him out.

Miroku sat up. "Oh! Good morning Lady Kagome!" he said cheesily. "How are things at your home?"

Inu Yasha glared at him for a short time then said, "Omedito, priest," which was something he called Miroku when he was really mad at him, "You've reached an all time low in impiety."

Miroku smiled mischievously.





Remember the Someone at the beginning of the chapter? Well it swept through the town that afternoon and saw him from across the street.

"Miroku?" An attractive feminine voice said.

Miroku turned around and his jaw dropped. "G-Gracie?!"

A very pretty woman stood six feet away from him. "Long time no see." She smiled. She started to walk toward him while switching her hips. I was in the domain of Chen when I heard that you were here. And I remembered the first time you asked me to bear your child."

He looked at her hungrily.

"So I was thinking, while I'm here, what do you say we take a night?" she walked over to put her arms around him.

"Yeah," he said. Then his eyes widened and backed away from her, "I mean-no!"

"No?" she looked at him bewildered.

"Well, I mean," he looked across the village at where Inu Yasha, Sango and Shippou/Kagome were. They waved and smiled. He shallowed his rising horniness and sighed. "Um, can you wait a little while? I'm kind of in the middle of-"

"I've traveled far Miroku, but I can't wait on you," she said. "I'm only going to be here a couple of days so whatever it is you need to do, you'd better do it quickly." "Right!" he said with determination in his eyes.



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Ah, is there anything more joyous then backstabbing friends?

Guess what I was for Halloween! The same thing Kagome was in House Party 2, a cat!