What's up ya'll? Well, I couldn't write a lot this weekend because my
grandparents were here and we celebrated my birthday. Actually, my birthday
isn't till November 10th, but it was their last day. And my sister, ya know
her, can't stand anyone getting more attention then her. Poor fool.
Chapter 7: Amazing Grace, and Reverse Psychology
Inu Yasha sat down by the fire. Shippou had taken a break from being Kagome to get ready for the next transformation. When he saw Inu Yasha come over, he did his thing. He sat next to Inu Yasha and smiled up at him.^_^
Inu Yasha sweatdropped and stared at the fire. Shippou/Kagome leaned his head on Inu Yasha's shoulder and looked up at him with starry eyes. "Do you love me, Inu Yasha?" Shippou/Kagome said in Kagome's voice.
"Um," Inu Yasha blushed and glared. He looked off somewhere and growled. Shippou/Kagome glared at him and said in his own voice. "Are you being mean, Inu Yasha? Cause I can always go have that talk with Miroku and- "
"Yes." Inu Yasha grumbled.
"YEAH!" Shippou/Kagome jumped into the air with two Japanese fans, "I knew it!"
Inu Yasha didn't really have a choice in his answer though. He had to say yes for two reasons, for one it was-*ahem*-true, and the other was if he did say no, then Shippou would tell and say he was "mean".
Sango who was sitting next to them, raised an eyebrow and scooted a few inches away. Miroku came and sat down on a log across from them. He had a miserable look on his face. He sighed noticeably.
"So, how's Grace?" Inu Yasha asked with a smirk. He pulled away from Shippou/Kagome and sat next to the priest.
"I don't know," he said. "I haven't seen her since she got here, thanks for reminding me of her, by the way."
The started to eat their non-ramen related dinners. "I saw your extermination today Sango," Inu Yasha said with a smirk. "You moved with such GRACE!"
"Thank you, Inu Yasha!" she said. "But I'm not as GRACEful as you when you battle demons."
Inu Yasha didn't like to think of himself as being described by a frilly word like "graceful", but he let it slide. "Hey wait!" he said seting down his chopsticks. "Before we eat we should say GRACE!"
He and Sango sat a a prayers position in front of their food and said, "GRACE!"
Miroku stood up and started to walk away.
"Where are you going, Miroku? To see Grace?" Inu Yasha asked.
"No." he said. He sat far enough away from them so that he didn't feel the fire's heat. Sango whispered something to Inu Yasha. His ears twitched and he smirked evilly. Miroku heard Sango say, "One, two, three!"
Then Inu Yasha, Shippou/Kagome, and Sango, all at the same time started to sing, "Aaaamaaazing Grace! Hoooow sweet, theeee sound...."
"Shippou! Your supposed to be on my side!" Miroku said.
"Oh yeah! Oops!" he/she said. He/she leaned against Inu Yasha. "I love you so much Inu Yasha!" he said in Kagome's voice. "Do I make you horny baba?" he asked. Sango looked at him with wide eyes. "DID THAT COME OUT OF SHIPPOU'S MOUTH?!"
Shippou wasn't sure what it meant, but Miroku had made some earlier suggestions on what to say to Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha was seriously figting the need to kick Shippou into yonder tree. A vein popped on his forehead. Then his eyes shot wide open and a lightbulb appeared above his head.
"CANDY!" Shippou shouted. He grabbed the lightbulb and started to lick it.
Inu Yasha smiled, his family was just chock full of geniuses. Shippou/Kagome found the lightbulb to be tasteless and he tossed it aside. Inu Yasha put an arm around Shippou/Kagome, catching him totally off guard. Inu Yasha rested his head on top of Shippou/Kagome's head and created a rocking motion for the two of them. "He looked upward at the stars, "Yeah, Kagome, aren't the stars looking pretty tonight?"
"Wha?" Shippou/Kagome looked at him with a sweatdrop. Inu Yasha smiled at him/her with a pretty bubbly backround. ^_^ "You looked REALLY pretty today and smell nice too."
Shippou looked at Sango for help she raised her bowl to her mouth and looked away with a sweatdrop as if saying, 'Please, just leave me out of it.'
Shippou/Kagome looked back at Inu Yasha and flinched. His face was just inches away from his/hers.
"Hey," Inu Yasha whispered. He puckered and leaned in. Shippou/Kagome pushed his hands against his chest trying to keep him back, "What are you doing?!" he said in his own voice.
"I love you, remember? So I'm trying to show it." He said.
Shippou/Kagome ducked under Inu Yasha's arms just as he was about to kiss him/her. He ran into the forest.
Inu Yasha jumped up and ran after, "Wait, Kagome come back! I'll be gentle!" "EEK!" Shippou/Kagome covered his/her ears as he/she ran.
Kagome climbed over the edge of the well and pulled her backpack up with her. She had taken the pretest, but not the test. She was just going to spend what was rest of the night with her friends and check up on them. She took two steps then she saw her self burst out of the bushes.
Shippou/Kagome ran past her. "Gangway!"
Her skirt flew up a little as he rocketed past. She stood there for a few seconds staring at the bushes that he ran through. "What's up with that?" she stood there stupefied until Inu Yasha jumped out at her.
"Inu Ya-?"
GLOMP!
SMOOCH!
Inu Yasha must've gotten so wrapped up in anger and humor that he forgot what he was doing. He made it a hard kiss and stuck his tongue all the way down her mouth. Her pulled away from her and she stared at him wide eyed.
He jumped back and laughed, "THERE! How do you like that!?"
"He-he-he-he-!?" she stuttered.
He sweatdropped, realized who he must've REALLY kissed.
"He-HENTAI! SIT!"
WHAM!
Kagome picked up her backpack and jumped back into the well.
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How's zat!^_^ I really enjoyed this chapter!
Chapter 7: Amazing Grace, and Reverse Psychology
Inu Yasha sat down by the fire. Shippou had taken a break from being Kagome to get ready for the next transformation. When he saw Inu Yasha come over, he did his thing. He sat next to Inu Yasha and smiled up at him.^_^
Inu Yasha sweatdropped and stared at the fire. Shippou/Kagome leaned his head on Inu Yasha's shoulder and looked up at him with starry eyes. "Do you love me, Inu Yasha?" Shippou/Kagome said in Kagome's voice.
"Um," Inu Yasha blushed and glared. He looked off somewhere and growled. Shippou/Kagome glared at him and said in his own voice. "Are you being mean, Inu Yasha? Cause I can always go have that talk with Miroku and- "
"Yes." Inu Yasha grumbled.
"YEAH!" Shippou/Kagome jumped into the air with two Japanese fans, "I knew it!"
Inu Yasha didn't really have a choice in his answer though. He had to say yes for two reasons, for one it was-*ahem*-true, and the other was if he did say no, then Shippou would tell and say he was "mean".
Sango who was sitting next to them, raised an eyebrow and scooted a few inches away. Miroku came and sat down on a log across from them. He had a miserable look on his face. He sighed noticeably.
"So, how's Grace?" Inu Yasha asked with a smirk. He pulled away from Shippou/Kagome and sat next to the priest.
"I don't know," he said. "I haven't seen her since she got here, thanks for reminding me of her, by the way."
The started to eat their non-ramen related dinners. "I saw your extermination today Sango," Inu Yasha said with a smirk. "You moved with such GRACE!"
"Thank you, Inu Yasha!" she said. "But I'm not as GRACEful as you when you battle demons."
Inu Yasha didn't like to think of himself as being described by a frilly word like "graceful", but he let it slide. "Hey wait!" he said seting down his chopsticks. "Before we eat we should say GRACE!"
He and Sango sat a a prayers position in front of their food and said, "GRACE!"
Miroku stood up and started to walk away.
"Where are you going, Miroku? To see Grace?" Inu Yasha asked.
"No." he said. He sat far enough away from them so that he didn't feel the fire's heat. Sango whispered something to Inu Yasha. His ears twitched and he smirked evilly. Miroku heard Sango say, "One, two, three!"
Then Inu Yasha, Shippou/Kagome, and Sango, all at the same time started to sing, "Aaaamaaazing Grace! Hoooow sweet, theeee sound...."
"Shippou! Your supposed to be on my side!" Miroku said.
"Oh yeah! Oops!" he/she said. He/she leaned against Inu Yasha. "I love you so much Inu Yasha!" he said in Kagome's voice. "Do I make you horny baba?" he asked. Sango looked at him with wide eyes. "DID THAT COME OUT OF SHIPPOU'S MOUTH?!"
Shippou wasn't sure what it meant, but Miroku had made some earlier suggestions on what to say to Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha was seriously figting the need to kick Shippou into yonder tree. A vein popped on his forehead. Then his eyes shot wide open and a lightbulb appeared above his head.
"CANDY!" Shippou shouted. He grabbed the lightbulb and started to lick it.
Inu Yasha smiled, his family was just chock full of geniuses. Shippou/Kagome found the lightbulb to be tasteless and he tossed it aside. Inu Yasha put an arm around Shippou/Kagome, catching him totally off guard. Inu Yasha rested his head on top of Shippou/Kagome's head and created a rocking motion for the two of them. "He looked upward at the stars, "Yeah, Kagome, aren't the stars looking pretty tonight?"
"Wha?" Shippou/Kagome looked at him with a sweatdrop. Inu Yasha smiled at him/her with a pretty bubbly backround. ^_^ "You looked REALLY pretty today and smell nice too."
Shippou looked at Sango for help she raised her bowl to her mouth and looked away with a sweatdrop as if saying, 'Please, just leave me out of it.'
Shippou/Kagome looked back at Inu Yasha and flinched. His face was just inches away from his/hers.
"Hey," Inu Yasha whispered. He puckered and leaned in. Shippou/Kagome pushed his hands against his chest trying to keep him back, "What are you doing?!" he said in his own voice.
"I love you, remember? So I'm trying to show it." He said.
Shippou/Kagome ducked under Inu Yasha's arms just as he was about to kiss him/her. He ran into the forest.
Inu Yasha jumped up and ran after, "Wait, Kagome come back! I'll be gentle!" "EEK!" Shippou/Kagome covered his/her ears as he/she ran.
Kagome climbed over the edge of the well and pulled her backpack up with her. She had taken the pretest, but not the test. She was just going to spend what was rest of the night with her friends and check up on them. She took two steps then she saw her self burst out of the bushes.
Shippou/Kagome ran past her. "Gangway!"
Her skirt flew up a little as he rocketed past. She stood there for a few seconds staring at the bushes that he ran through. "What's up with that?" she stood there stupefied until Inu Yasha jumped out at her.
"Inu Ya-?"
GLOMP!
SMOOCH!
Inu Yasha must've gotten so wrapped up in anger and humor that he forgot what he was doing. He made it a hard kiss and stuck his tongue all the way down her mouth. Her pulled away from her and she stared at him wide eyed.
He jumped back and laughed, "THERE! How do you like that!?"
"He-he-he-he-!?" she stuttered.
He sweatdropped, realized who he must've REALLY kissed.
"He-HENTAI! SIT!"
WHAM!
Kagome picked up her backpack and jumped back into the well.
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How's zat!^_^ I really enjoyed this chapter!