Well, it's been fun, but I had to end this sooner or later. I'm supposed to
get rid of most of my stories by the end of the month. Besides this story,
I have two others that are nowhere near the end. Though there might be one
more chapter after this.
Chapter 9: How He Won
A few days past since Inu Yasha came back from Kagome's time. They lost track of time, but for our boys, it felt like the bet had been going on for several years. For Inu Yasha, seven years of anger management. He sat behind a tree with a bad migraine. He couldn't scowl because his eyebrows hurt. He sighed miserably and closed his eyes.
Miroku walked over and slumped across from him against the other tree. For him, it was like seven years of having something so close yet so far away. He felt lazy and wasn't motivated to do anything. He looked up at Inu Yasha, "Hey, are you awake?" he asked. Inu Yasha opened his eyes and looked up at him.
"How are you doing?" he asked with half lidded eyes.
"Fine." Inu Yasha grunted.
They sat in silence for a few moments until Miroku said, "So I guess you still want to win this bet?"
No, he wanted to give up, scream, beat Shippou into a pulp, punch the priest, and go yell at Kagome. "Yes," Inu Yasha said. "What about you?"
Miroku wanted to give up as well. His hands ached so bad! And all he could think about was the lonely Grace and Sango getting hot. "Yes, I do too."
Inu Yasha closed his eyes and sighed again.
"I have an idea on how we can end this bet with neither of us being the lesser man." Miroku said.
Inu Yasha's eyes opened and he listened.
Sango walked past the well just as Kagome came out of it.
"Hi!" both girls greeted each other as best girlfriends do.
"How was your test?" Sango asked.
"Pretty good!" Kagome held up the A+.
"I don't know if that 's good or not," Sango said. "But it looks good!"
"Thanks!" Kagome said. "Do you know where the guys are?"
"I don't know, probably sulking over that bet." Sango said.
"Well, let's go find them, I can cheer them up with my good grade!" Kagome said.
Shippou flailed madly. He looked up at Miroku who held him by the tail. Then he looked over at Inu Yasha who cracked his knuckles and smiled evilly. Shippou turned to look back at the priest. "What about the deal!" he cried.
"Deal's over, Shippou." Miroku said.
Shippou thought he was going to cry. Inu Yasha would pulverize him, and even worse then that-no candy for him!
Grace stood within arms length of Miroku smiling at him.
He smiled back then turned to Inu Yasha, holding Shippou up by the tail like Inu Yasha usually did. "Okay, when I count to three, we both indulge." Miroku said.
The girls walked past a few trees and saw them standing over there. "What are they doing?!" Sango said.
"One....two..." Miroku tossed Shippou up in the air and Inu Yasha stood under him ready to "catch". Shippou screamed and right then, Kagome went through a step by step process.
Step 1: Identify the known facts
Inu Yasha has his claws raised, Shippou's falling toward him and he's screaming, Inu Yasha has a murderous look in his eye.
Step 2: Analyze the problem
Shippou is scared, he doesn't like it when Inu Yasha tries to hurt him, therefore Inu Yasha is about to be mean.
Step 3:Solve the problem
Inu Yasha must be punished.
Stepe 4: Act
"SIT!"
WHAM!
Inu Yasha body slammed the earth and Shippou landed on his back.
Miroku through his arms around Grace and with both hands grabbed her butt. And Grace (The whore) enjoyed it. That was when Sango acted. "PERVERT!" She flew forward and smack him in the head with her boomerang. Miroku sat on the ground rubbing at the lump on his head. "Lady Kagome, you made me lose!"
A vein popped on Graces forehead and she acted. "That's it Miroku! I'm going home! Thanks for making my stay here "memorable"!" and with that, she stomped off. "WAIT! Come back Grace!" Miroku jumped up and ran after her.
"Inu Yasha got to vent some of his anger, but did so in a dangerous way, "You bitch!" he shouted at Kagome. He made a grab for Shippou. The kitsune shrieked and jumped onto Kagome's backpack. So of course, she had to finish the job. "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!-" she didn't stop till there was an Inu Yasha shaped hole in the ground.
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Inu Yasha's the better man! He won!...Or did he? I'm still trying to figure that out. ;;;;;
Anyways, I think I'll write one more chapter to explain the aftermath, yes? Write it, I must.
Chapter 9: How He Won
A few days past since Inu Yasha came back from Kagome's time. They lost track of time, but for our boys, it felt like the bet had been going on for several years. For Inu Yasha, seven years of anger management. He sat behind a tree with a bad migraine. He couldn't scowl because his eyebrows hurt. He sighed miserably and closed his eyes.
Miroku walked over and slumped across from him against the other tree. For him, it was like seven years of having something so close yet so far away. He felt lazy and wasn't motivated to do anything. He looked up at Inu Yasha, "Hey, are you awake?" he asked. Inu Yasha opened his eyes and looked up at him.
"How are you doing?" he asked with half lidded eyes.
"Fine." Inu Yasha grunted.
They sat in silence for a few moments until Miroku said, "So I guess you still want to win this bet?"
No, he wanted to give up, scream, beat Shippou into a pulp, punch the priest, and go yell at Kagome. "Yes," Inu Yasha said. "What about you?"
Miroku wanted to give up as well. His hands ached so bad! And all he could think about was the lonely Grace and Sango getting hot. "Yes, I do too."
Inu Yasha closed his eyes and sighed again.
"I have an idea on how we can end this bet with neither of us being the lesser man." Miroku said.
Inu Yasha's eyes opened and he listened.
Sango walked past the well just as Kagome came out of it.
"Hi!" both girls greeted each other as best girlfriends do.
"How was your test?" Sango asked.
"Pretty good!" Kagome held up the A+.
"I don't know if that 's good or not," Sango said. "But it looks good!"
"Thanks!" Kagome said. "Do you know where the guys are?"
"I don't know, probably sulking over that bet." Sango said.
"Well, let's go find them, I can cheer them up with my good grade!" Kagome said.
Shippou flailed madly. He looked up at Miroku who held him by the tail. Then he looked over at Inu Yasha who cracked his knuckles and smiled evilly. Shippou turned to look back at the priest. "What about the deal!" he cried.
"Deal's over, Shippou." Miroku said.
Shippou thought he was going to cry. Inu Yasha would pulverize him, and even worse then that-no candy for him!
Grace stood within arms length of Miroku smiling at him.
He smiled back then turned to Inu Yasha, holding Shippou up by the tail like Inu Yasha usually did. "Okay, when I count to three, we both indulge." Miroku said.
The girls walked past a few trees and saw them standing over there. "What are they doing?!" Sango said.
"One....two..." Miroku tossed Shippou up in the air and Inu Yasha stood under him ready to "catch". Shippou screamed and right then, Kagome went through a step by step process.
Step 1: Identify the known facts
Inu Yasha has his claws raised, Shippou's falling toward him and he's screaming, Inu Yasha has a murderous look in his eye.
Step 2: Analyze the problem
Shippou is scared, he doesn't like it when Inu Yasha tries to hurt him, therefore Inu Yasha is about to be mean.
Step 3:Solve the problem
Inu Yasha must be punished.
Stepe 4: Act
"SIT!"
WHAM!
Inu Yasha body slammed the earth and Shippou landed on his back.
Miroku through his arms around Grace and with both hands grabbed her butt. And Grace (The whore) enjoyed it. That was when Sango acted. "PERVERT!" She flew forward and smack him in the head with her boomerang. Miroku sat on the ground rubbing at the lump on his head. "Lady Kagome, you made me lose!"
A vein popped on Graces forehead and she acted. "That's it Miroku! I'm going home! Thanks for making my stay here "memorable"!" and with that, she stomped off. "WAIT! Come back Grace!" Miroku jumped up and ran after her.
"Inu Yasha got to vent some of his anger, but did so in a dangerous way, "You bitch!" he shouted at Kagome. He made a grab for Shippou. The kitsune shrieked and jumped onto Kagome's backpack. So of course, she had to finish the job. "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!-" she didn't stop till there was an Inu Yasha shaped hole in the ground.
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Inu Yasha's the better man! He won!...Or did he? I'm still trying to figure that out. ;;;;;
Anyways, I think I'll write one more chapter to explain the aftermath, yes? Write it, I must.