Muriel,Eustace, and Courage go shopping
at the Nowhere Mall. After they are finished
they stop at a chinese restaurant, the truck
pulls up to it and the sign reads
KATZ CHINESE RESTAURAUNT.
Courage: (in dread) Katz!
Muriel: Well doesn't this place look nice! Lets eat here!
Eustace: This stinks!
Muriel: Oh c'mon Eustace, try something new for once, expand your horizons!
Eustace: Yeah, more like expand my weight!
Muriel: (digusted) Oh Eustace,really! Its top of the line cuisine!
They enter the building, its very top of the line with a buffet and six golden chandeilers.
Katz: Welcome to the Katz Chinese Restaurant, I'm Katz.What will you be having tonight?
Muriel: I'll have the genneral so chicken
Courage: Lo mein
Eustace: I'll have pizza! With mushrooms! Big mushrooms! Not too saucy! Not too cheesy!
Katz: Sorry sir, we don't carry pizza, were not an italian restaurant.
Eustace: Well then! I want nothing! If you don't have pizza you can forget me ordering anything!
Katz: I'm sorry sir you must leave if your not going to eat!
Eustace: huh-what?
Katz: Its our policy!
Muriel: Order something Eustace!
Eustace: No! You can't make me!
Katz: ok,you leave me no choice!
Three girl cats (that look like Katz) come out from the kitchen, and haul Eustace away into the kitchin.....
Courage: (in dread) Katz!
Muriel: Well doesn't this place look nice! Lets eat here!
Eustace: This stinks!
Muriel: Oh c'mon Eustace, try something new for once, expand your horizons!
Eustace: Yeah, more like expand my weight!
Muriel: (digusted) Oh Eustace,really! Its top of the line cuisine!
They enter the building, its very top of the line with a buffet and six golden chandeilers.
Katz: Welcome to the Katz Chinese Restaurant, I'm Katz.What will you be having tonight?
Muriel: I'll have the genneral so chicken
Courage: Lo mein
Eustace: I'll have pizza! With mushrooms! Big mushrooms! Not too saucy! Not too cheesy!
Katz: Sorry sir, we don't carry pizza, were not an italian restaurant.
Eustace: Well then! I want nothing! If you don't have pizza you can forget me ordering anything!
Katz: I'm sorry sir you must leave if your not going to eat!
Eustace: huh-what?
Katz: Its our policy!
Muriel: Order something Eustace!
Eustace: No! You can't make me!
Katz: ok,you leave me no choice!
Three girl cats (that look like Katz) come out from the kitchen, and haul Eustace away into the kitchin.....
