Author's note: The disclaimer is actually taken from a msn conversation.
Disclaimer: We do not own Medabots or any of the characters from the original Manga. Jedi-and bought a manga and I skimmed through one in a store but that's it.
Jedi-and/Centurion says: lol!
Well.....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: I own myself and Foxfire, my friend Jix owns Naomi and Jady, and Van owns Akina and Dash.
Jedi-and/Centurion says: Jedi-and: and I own me, Centurion.
Well... If No One Else Wants A T-shirt. That's A Damn Lie And You Know It!!! Anyways.... are we done with the Disclaimer or what?
Jedi-and/Centurion says: yes.... sorry... my bad. we are done with the disclaimer...
Well.....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: Oh yeah! Neither of us owns Chatters. It does exist though. We don't know who owns it though. Lets just say it owns itself.
Well.....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: How's that?
Jedi-and/Centurion says: because it's such a cool place!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: ^_^
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: yeah!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: Anyone who thinks otherwise may challenge me to air hockey.....
Jedi-and/Centurion says: oh boy.....
Jedi-and/Centurion says: here we go again.....
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: What did you say?!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: nothing!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: honest!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: wait a minute i can read it!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: uh-oh O.O
Jedi-and/Centurion says: err.. brb!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: come back here! *chases after Jedi-and*
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: ~~__~~ Forever~~_~~..... why am I chasing you again?
Jedi-and/Centurion says: um.....
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: stupid memory WORK!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: ......... I'm lost. Oh well..... jeez we need to stop stalling. This was just the Disclaimer!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: my brain's on the blink again...
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: flick it
Jedi-and/Centurion says: k
Jedi-and/Centurion says: err....
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: nm
Jedi-and/Centurion says: flick what?
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: lol
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: On with the show!! .....er..... FIC!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: yes....
A waitress wearing a blue T-shirt and black pants with a little logo walked over to the table
"Is everyone ready to order?" she asked politely.
"Um... I think so" Jedi-and looked at his menu one last time
Dark Lady glanced over to where Koji had once sat but all that was there was a teddy bear. "Oops... Oh yeah!"
"?" Jedi-and looked dumbfounded at the bear
Immediately, the teddy bear transformed into the snobbish Koji. "Are you ready to order or what?"
"Whoa..... you have got to teach me how to do that!"
Koji nodded vigorously as if his life depended on it..... Well it actually did.
"Oh it's actually quite simple. I learned it from Dr. Meta-evil. I can teach you it sometime," Centurion immediately went pale. Jedi-and looked at his Medabot.
"I have SO many reasons....." Jedi-and laughed a little maniacally.
"I'm sure you do. Oh sorry I forgot you were here!" Said Dark Lady warily and pointed out the waitress who was still standing at their table. "I'll have your original pizza with just cheese, please. What about you Jedi?"
"I think I'll go for the ribs..... BBQ and a rack of...... NOT the spare ribs..... Please."
The others gave their orders to the waitress, who was trying to write everything as fast as they say. Even the Medabots wanted stuff. And FAST.
Dark lady pointed to the Medabots. "Do you maybe have some Energon?" The waitress nodded with a smile.
"Will that be all?"
"A tea please,"
"Centurion. I can't afford it....." Jedi looked at his Medabot.
"S 'okay. It's on me," Dark Lady gestured to the bulge in her pocket. "Babysitting and birthday money,"
"Ah." He smiled. "Thanks. Make that 2 teas,"
"Oh, sure. Take ADVANTAGE of me! Just kidding,"
"Well if you insist Miss Dark..... make that 3 teas please," Brass spoke up from her end of the table. Dark Lady glared at Brass.
"Don't make me turn you into a teddy bear," Brass gulped.
"Im not a tree here!" There was an awkward silence of confusion.
"A money tree?"
"Hay.... leave Brass be..... she just wants a tea....oh that rhymes....." Jedi-and glared over to Centurion.
"He's a poet and he didn't even know it," rhymed Foxfire.
"He makes a rhyme, every time!" Chimed in Metabee.
"I'm hungry!...... Yeah,"
"It doesn't rhyme but oh well,"
"I'm still an author you know....."
"Me too..."
"If you say it, it does!" Metabee called out.
"You be quiet you son of a toaster!"
"...."
"That's what I thought,"
"So..... what now?" Jedi-and leaned over to whisper into Dark Lady's ear.
"Now..... we DOODLE!"
"Not,"
"Who said that?!" Dark Lady's eyes darted around the table. Then found something VERY strange. Dash looked innocent. Which is strange because he's never innocent. He's sly, mischievous, and..... I guess KINDA evil.
"I wouldn't be saying things like that if I were you, Dash."
"Then I guess it's a good thing you're not me." The RBT shot back.
"Oh no....."
"You didn't want to say that....."
"What?"
"You shouldn't back chat an author..... trust me..... it isn't healthy....."
"Heh. Koji learned the hard way," Koji's forehead went blue with fright.
"Heh. Now he's more scared of you than of bugs!"
"Yeah. I seem to have that effect on people. Anyways, I'm not allowed to touch Dash," grumbled Dark lady as she sat back down in her seat with her arms folded.
"I wasn't going to..... I thought you would have done it though.... but not me!"
"I would have if I were allowed to!" Dark Lady shot Akina a.... Dark look. Jedi gulped for her
Akina just smirked. "If Dash does something bad on MY account, then I'LL punish him in MY own way!"
"Yeah. Disney videos would work," the whole table laughed.
"Make him watch Bambi over and over," Centurion called out.
"No way! He'll just keep rewinding to the part where the mother dies!"
"I swear that movie should be rated R!"
"Ack! I forgot about that....."
"Teletubbies!"
"Eh oh!" imitated Foxfire. Dark Lady snorted through her coke.
"AGGGHHH! ACCURSED THINGS!" Cried out Jedi-and. He stood up from his chair very quickly and ran away.
"HA!"
"Err....." Centurion looked in the direction he ran.
"I bet I could I turn Dash into a Teletubbie," said Dark Lady thoughtfully. "Then chuck him out of the limousine while were driving at high speeds....." During her thoughts Jedi-and came back with a kitchen knife. Dark Lady looked up and gave him a funny look.
"Where are those blasted things?" He asked with a higher tone of voice then usual.
"Hey! Good idea! Then we could rip out all of Dash's stuffing!" By now Dash's optics were slightly wider than usual and his color scheme had gone a great deal whiter.
"Don't tempt fate." Jedi-and smiled evilly.
Dark Lady sniggered. "Ah, there's nothing I love more than thinking of new ways to torture things..... Like Barbie dolls!"
Naomi drew her head back in confusion. "You've tortured Barbie dolls?"
"Oh yeah! It's like a ritual in my neighborhood."
"I can imagine you all around a fire with Barbie dolls on sticks chanting," laughed Jedi-and.
Dark Lady laughed with him." MWHAhahAa!! And then we dipped them in sewers and shaved their hair off and rode our bikes on them," Jedi-and laughed so hard that he choked a little.
"I've got an idea," he stated before standing up from his chair and walking outside. Brass followed him just for a look. They both end up on the roof.
Dark Lady sat in her chair with a surprised look. Ikki eyed her strangely. "What's wrong?"........
"I'm not sure if he's allowed to go up there or not..... Oh, well," Dark Lady's face brightened and her eyes glazed over.
"What the?" Naomi waved her hand.
"Don't bother her. She's daydreaming," she explained.
Meanwhile, Jedi-and's eyes turned blood red as a white light appears in front of him. A bolt of lightning struck the rooftop and a small medal appeared. Winds rushed past as a blinding light eclipsed him and Brass. The light soon faded and he fell to his knees.
The tables started shaking inside of the restaurant and glasses began to break. Dark lady wiped away the coke on her face. "THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT JEDI!"
The Medabot known as Angel looked like Brass, but her hair was white and her optics were silver. She had a large red gem on her forehead, which housed a HUGE feather.
Dark Lady turns over to Jedi who is being held up by Brass and Angel. "Holy Prime! What happened?!"
"Err....." Jedi-and was much paler than before and his eyes were half- opened in exhaustion.
Angel's huge angel wings knocked over a glass or two. Centurion glanced over to the new Medabot as he placed a napkin over the hot oil in his lap. "Can't you fold your wings in or something?"
"Um....." Angel thought for awhile. Finally, her large beautiful white wings folded inward.
"Remind me..... to NEVER do that..... again....." Jedi-and gasped out.
Dark Lady gave a small laugh. "I'll try,"
"That was stupid of me...Damn caffeine....."
"..... I thought caffeine would've helped?"
"It made me think I had too much energy..... " The teenager explained.
"Oh..... Well you did a really good job! Angel looks awesome!" Dark Lady put in hopefully.
"If you want..... She can stay..... With you..... For a while....."Jedi-and still seemed to be recovering and was still out of breath.
Dark Lady stepped back a little. "Really? I-I'd love to. But are you sure? You obviously worked real hard on her,"
Jedi-and smiled weakly. "She is as much your creation as she is mine.... If you hadn't invited me to dinner then I would have never thought about her."
"But er....." Jedi-and leaned in and whispered into Dark Lady's ear.
"I need to explain something..... with you. Not all of them....." Dark Lady nodded and helped him out of his chair.
"We'll be back in a sec. The Jedi here just wants a little tour of the place." Jedi-and nodded.
Dark Lady led him past the ice cream parlor and into the pathway that lead to the game room. "So? What did you want to say?'
"I did something wrong....."
Dark Lady blinked. ".....What?"
"Angel is far from perfect. She shouldn't be used in a Robattle..... but there is something else....." Dark Lady nodded and motioned for him to continue.
"Have you read my new fic, 'Field of dreams'?"
"Um... No. I didn't know you had posted a new one...Why? What happens?"
"Well I did..... But what happens is that it is discovered that Medabots can have children by creating a medal inside of them....."
"........"
"And I think that white light caused an 'influence' of sorts." Dark Lady paused.
"Define influence in our situation,"
"I think Brass and Foxfire are effected. I'm not sure about the others."
"How though?"
"They won't have children but they might... Brass was standing by the door when the light was emanated..... I'm not sure about Foxfire."
"But you still haven't said HOW it affects them? What'll happen?"
"...If they come in contact with a Medabot they love and have loved for a while a spark shall be generated, this causes an information transfer making the female Medabot..... Well..... In a sense..... Pregnant....."
Dark Lady froze on the spot. "You better slaggin tell me how it can be stopped!! I DON'T want a pregnant Foxfire here!!!" Dark Lady took in and let out a breath. "Sorry."
"It's alright..... I screwed up..... I tend to do that..... There is an up and a down side to this....."
A few people in the ice cream parlor stared at the two in the hallway. Dark Lady glanced at them. "Just rehearsing a play!"
"Yeah..... It's going to be good!"
"Okay, I'm listening,"
"Okay..... a female Medabot can turn off their receiver so no info can be passed through..... But there is a good side to them having a child....."
"And that would be....." Dark Lady trailed off and waited for Jedi-and to fill it in.
"Their leg components become stronger and faster after the medal is.... 'Born' however for that last month they cannot run at all! The weight'll be too great"
"Obviously..... but right now I want to concentrate on NOT having a child. How exactly do they turn off their receivers?"
"Well....um..... It has to be done voluntarily by the Medabot....."
"Yeah, I can bet Foxfire would want to,"
"But she has to explore her owns systems for new or unused files or folders.... Please don't hurt me! I don't know anymore!"
Dark Lady narrowed her eyes on Jedi-and. "I'm not gonna hurt you..... You have too much information I need. Now how long will it take?"
"Oh..... it will take roughly one hour of searching. And deleting the file would do more harm than good....."
"What do you mean?"
"She'll need to put it in a temporary zip file, locking it up. But this will only last a year before it needs to be done again,"
Dark Lady nodded in acknowledgement. "Okay. Let's go get Brass and Foxfire and make SURE they don't touch anyone. Just in case. It would be best to explain this to them now,"
"It's not a simple matter of coming in to contact with a male bot....."
"I know,"
"It happens when they kiss and....." Jedi-and suddenly realized something. "METABEE! OCEANA!"
".........Oh,"
"OH MAN! I really screwed up this time!"
"Wait a minute!!!" Dark lady covered Jedi-and's mouth.
"Whattaohdo uidgod heod!!!" He mumbled from his covered mouth.
"I thought you said this would only effect Foxfire and Brass!!" Jedi-and calmed down and pointed to her hand on his mouth. "Oh, sorry," Dark Lady removed her hand and allowed Jedi-and to explain.
"I said I was unsure how far the light went in to the building..... For all I know the entire building's supply of fem-bots could be infected! I know that Foxfire and Brass are effected but....."
".........You're right. You really did screw up. OCEANA!!"
"You run! I'll catch up!"
Dark Lady nodded and ran back into the restaurant. Her eyes darted over to the Medabots table and found Oceana leaning against Metabee. "Oh Prime, help us all!!" Dark Lady raced over to Oceana and pulled her out of her chair. She ignored Metabee's yell in protest and ran back into the hallway. "And I'm back,"
"Thank goodness....."
"What's going on?" asked Oceana curiously.
"Oceana.... This is important..... Did you kiss Metabee?" Oceana turned a scarlet red in the cheeks. "Oh crap! Did sparks appear?"
"On the lips or on the cheek?" She asked in small voice.
"On the lips"
"Well....." Oceana trailed off.
"Did you or did you not kiss him on the lips?" Asked Jedi-and impatiently.
"I....yeah...."
"Oh..... slag,"
"Damn! Did sparks appear when you kissed?"
Oceana giggled. "The sparks certainly did fly," she answered in dazed tone. Dark Lady rolled her eyes. "Not THAT kind of spark!"
"Did an ELECTRICAL spark pass between the two of you?"
"Well, I have to admit. There did kind of seem to be a charge," she described thoughtfully before giggling again.
"DAMN IT OCEANA! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" Yelled Jedi-and who was beginning (or had already) to lose his temper. Ocean froze and silenced herself. Jedi- and started to pace, rubbing his temples
"Looks like we're gonna have a mini Flipper," Dark lady sighed.
"I know...." Jedi-and continued pacing. "There is only a 5% chance that nothing will happen....."
Dark Lady kneeled down. "Oceana, we're gonna have to get you to go offline."
"DON'T!"
Dark Lady stared at Jedi-and incredulously. "Why the slag not? She's obviously gonna have to do a lot of stuff!"
"If you do then if she is..... Well..... You'll kill it....."
Oceana tilted her head. "Kill what?"
"Well..... Er....." started Jedi-and.
Dark Lady took in a deep breath. "Well..... it's like this. You're......"
"Um... well....." Jedi-and rubbed the back of his head. He elbowed Dark Lady's side and nodded towards her.
Dark Lady sighed. "You're..... gonna be pregnant."
Jedi-and slapped his forehead. "Oh very smooth....."
"Shut up, before I turn you into a Teletubbie." Threatened Dark Lady. Jedi- and gulped. Dark Lady turned back to Oceana to see her reaction but..... well.
"Oceana? Are you okay?" Dark Lady poked the limp body on the floor.
"Er..... has she fainted?"
"I think so,"
"I didn't know Medabots could faint....."
"Apparently they can. I guess that's how I'd react if someone just told me I was pregnant,"
"But there is a slim chance she might not be..... But it's only 5%."
"Oh yeah, like we're actually gonna rely on 5% chance."
"This is true....." Jedi-and thought for a bit.
"Does Foxfire have anyone..... special?"
"Um.... yeah. She does....." Dark Lady rubbed the back of her head. "Two,"
"Oh dear.... This could be bad....."
"Don't worry, she wouldn't dare-- Oh SLAG!"
Both teenagers walk back in to see lots of Medabot couples
"Very bad....."
"Dash you get away from Foxfire NOW!" Jedi-and picked up Oceana and walked back inside.
Metabee turned to Jedi-and and noticed the limp body of Oceana over his shoulder.
"What did you DO?!"
"Well..... er....." Jedi-and stuttered. Trying to think of what to say. "Help me out here Dark!"
"Umm..... She ran into a wall?"
"...Yeah! She wasn't looking where she was going!" Jedi-and then continued in a whisper." That was the best you could come up with?!"
"Heh, heh,"
"Now where is Centurion....." Jedi-and found him chatting with Peppercat.
"NO!!""
"CENTURION!"
"Wait a minute... How the slag did Peppercat get here?!"
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW! BUT WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" Jedi-and realized what he had done and let a breath out. "Sorry."
"CENTURION YOU SON OF A TOASTER GET OVER HERE!!" Jedi-and laughed.
"NOW!!!!!"
"S'okay. Now we're even,"
Centurion finally walked over to the two but in a bit of a huff.
"What?"
"DON'T YOU DARE GO KISSING PEPPERCAT!!""
"Oops..... Too late....."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"NOOOOO!!""
"YOU SON OF A TOASTER!!"
"Ugh! For all we now every femme here has probably already gotten kissed!" Groaned Dark Lady.
"Femme?"
"Female Medabot," she explained.
"Oh..... you do realize that we are going to have to start up a sex education program for Medabots....."
Centurion's optics went wide. "WHA?!!" Jedi-and simply slapped him and removed his medal
"That ought to shut him up....."
Dark Lady laughed slightly. She stood on top of a table and made sure everyone at their table was looking at her. Jedi-and however, heard a spark.
"Sumilidon! STOP KISSING NEUTRANURSE!"
"Okay, would ALL Medabots report to the game room and stay there until ..... WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!! I MEAN IT!! And anyone who refuses shall be turned into teddy bears." A large gulp is heard. Jedi-and then got on the table with Dark Lady.
"All humans stay in here!"
"Ack!" Dark Lady fell off the table.
"AND YOU BETTER STAY OR I WILL LOSE MY TEMPER!"
"Like you already haven't......"
"Trust me..... who needs the Medaforce when you have my temper?"
"Today..... I lost my sanity,"
"Tomorrow, everyone else will," Jedi-and laughed. He then jumped down from the table.
Reluctantly, the Medabots followed the two teenagers into the game room and found places to sit and watch the teenagers as they set up their idea of a stage...... Okay it was the bar countertop.
"Okay.... this is important..... so listen up!" Jedi-and continued once he their attention. "Due to excess fan fic power a shift in then balance has occurred!"
"Femmes..... this is not easy to say. Oceana proved that to us,"
"Put up your hand if you kissed tonight?"
A long pause of confusion and awkwardness occurred
"On the lips with sparks," Sumilidon put up 2 hands. Neutranurse and Peppercat put up their hands. Dark Lady narrowed her eyes on the Tiger Medabot. Most of the Medabots put up their hands. Jedi-and sighed. Even Brass put up her hand
"This'll be interesting,"
"Oh dear....."
"Who wants to hear the sex talk?!"
"I think she got a quick kiss on Metabee...."
"Is that the birds and the bees thing?"
"Whats a sex talk?" asked Brass curiously. Both authors fall over anime style.
"Oh goody,"
"Maybe I can whip up a movie..... Or just steal one from my school. Prime knows I'd be saving hundreds of lives."
"Er..... perhaps we should tell them straight....."
"The last thing I need is people talking about me creating a sex movie."
"Good idea,"
"But in a way which won't make them faint!"
"Femmes!..... Except Foxfire it would seem..... YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
"Oops,"
"You said tell them straight," Jedi-and slaps his forehead as all the femmes faint.
"Not that straight....."
"Actually....." Foxfire raised her hand slowly in the air.
"Oh god....."
"Dash you son of a toaster! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Jedi-and counts the boys to girls' ratio. there are 5 more femmes than males.
Dark Lady runs over to Dash and attempts to stab him with a knife she found..... Jedi-and grabs her by the collar of her shirt.
".....Hey."
"Calm down!" He explains the ratio to her.
"Really? How many slaggin' femmes do we have in here?"
"About..... We still have to explain what will happen to them....."
"Once they wake up"
"Jeez..... Real question is..... how many of them will ACTUALLY want kids?"
"Er..... good question....."
"I don't feel so good..." Neutranurse had turned a slight shade of green
"Morning sickness already??!!"
"Oh...."
"Really? I thought it was a night out....."
"I'll get Neutranurse to the bathroom."
"You'd best."
"Oh, gee thanks. I feel so appreciated."
"You are! I couldn't cope with this!"
"Obviously.... Good thing they don't get periods,"
Calls out to the bots. "I want all the femmes to line up of a test!"
".........They don't get their periods..... right?"
"No they don't but....."
"BUT what?!!"
"They grow in size per month."
"HOW many months?
"Only 4. But they get pretty big in that time."
"Oh great. Tell me you don't want a kid, Neutranurse!"
All the femmes line up, amazingly, out of 20 bots there were only 15 pregnant but..... Every 'bot that had accompanied us were part of the 20.....
"That's always good," Dark lady walks out of the bathroom with a very uncoordinated Neutranurse.
"How long will it take the mood swings to kick in?"
"Err..... dark? I have to tell ya that....."
"All our femme Medabots are pregnant....."
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!!" Dark Lady fell to her knees.
"And there's the mood swing," Jedi-and sighed extremely heavily
"Trust me..... it gets worse....."
"Aren't you the bearer of good news?"
"Even angel is expecting..." Jedi-and then realizes what he had just said.
"You have GOT to be kidding me?!!!"
"'Cuse me..... I have to faint now." Jedi-and faints and falls on to the floor. Dark Lady sighed before walking over to the teenager.
"I can't believe it..... She isn't even an hour old....."
Rolls her eyes. "Do you need some help up or what?"
"Please." Holds out his hand.
Dark Lady pulls up the sixteen-year-old and helps him stand up straight. His knees are a bit wobbly but he will stand.
"It seems like yesterday I had just created Foxfire."
"I know what you mean....."
Dark lady sighs before walking over to Foxfire who is sitting on pool table. "So..... who's the father?"
Foxfire pauses for a second. ".....Dash is,"
Jedi-and grabs Centurion by the plume of his helmet.
"WHAT?!! I' LL KILL HIM!!"
"You are going to see how Peppercat is..... right Centurion?" No reply.
"COME BACK HERE YOU RABBIT!!!""
"RIGHT CENTURION?!?!?" He nods and runs to Peppercat.
"I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR KID IS GONNA FEEL IT!!!..... No offense Foxfire....... COME BACK HERE!!"
"Er...... Dark?" Runs after her.
Dark lady looks over her shoulder while running. "What?! OOF!" Dark Lady ran straight into the pool table."...... Ow."
"oh...... 3 strikes and your out......"
"......Ow,"
"You okay?"
"Ow,"
helps her to her feet
"Ow,"
"I know that hurt...... stop saying Ow......"
"Ouch,"
"Oh aha aha ha...... it's not even half the pain a Medabot feels during......" trails off
Dark Lady glared at Jedi-and. She takes in a deep breath and lets go of her stomach.
"Yeah, and I bet it's not half the pain a guy gets when they're kicked,"
"Eck!" Jedi-and runs.
Dark Lady smiles a little and looks around for Dash. "Now where'd that son of a toaster go?"
"Er.... dark? I need to talk to you...."
Dark Lady sighed and found Jedi-and standing a little far away. "Don't worry. I get lots of mood swings when I drink Cherry Pepsi. Your jewels are safe,"
Steps closer. "All right.... listen about how big your bot will get..."
"...... Yeah......" Dark Lady narrows her eyes as he hands her a piece of paper.
"I used Brass as an example."
This should be interesting
"It's not to scale,"
"It's a *gulp* little off?"
"Nice diagram"
"Thanks...."
Dark Lady glanced over to Foxfire and tried picturing her that...... big.
"It's not accurate...... the diagram depicts her to be a little larger than she would be"
"Apparently,"
Dark Lady handed the paper back to Jedi-and and put a hand to her chin. Jedi-and takes it and looks at her.
"As long as this is happening..... We might as well take charge,"
"Take..... charge?"
Dark lady walks over to the bar counter top and stood on top of it.
"ATTENTION PLEASE!!" Everyone looks at her. "Okay, I know this VERY shocking to you all. So Jedi-and and I will be giving you a choice,"
"A...... A choice dark?"
"You said that the thing could be deleted right?"
"But that would do more harm than good!!!!"
"What if they were to go offline?"
"It would act like a miss carriage and the medal and the tools inside the bot will dissolve........"
"But it is not recommended......." whispers
"*Sigh* Okay. I'd like to cancel the part about you having a choice! There WILL however," waits for the murmuring to stop. "There will be answers to your questions. Just come to me or ... Well actually go to Jedi-and really. Since he knows EVERYTHING about your situation,"
"WHAT?!" Angry femmes suddenly flood Jedi-and.
Grins evilly. "You wrote about this and you have the info."
" Who better?"
"True..... I'm probably the only fic writer on the site who knows ANYTHING about this but..."
"There are so many!"
"How long will I be pregnant?"
"Are there side effects?"
"Why do I feel so sick?"
"Should I be careful when Robattling?"
"4 months, yes you will grow in size, you Medaparts are adjusting and that's why your sick, you should quite Robattling for the pregnancy!"
"Heh, Like you said. You're probably the only fic writer on the site who knows ANYTHING about this,"
"Ladies! Please be seated and I shall answer one question at a time!"
"At least help me get organized! Ow!"
"Ooh, I bet that hurt!" Watches Jedi-and hold his stomach.
" Guess i might as well help". Dark lady jumps in front of Jedi-and and convinces the femmes to sit down.
"Thanks."
"Welcome," helps him stand up straight. He stands in front of them all and pick on hand at random
"Um...... you...... and your question?"
"How do I know who the father is?"
"We simply take you to a computer and run a scan on the medal. It will contain portions and the serial number of the mother and father."
"..............."
"Allow me,"
"Please......"
"Where would you be without me? Oh yeah. The floor. Anyways, We'll just run a scan on your medal. It's kind of like a blood test but in a Medabot way. The tests we run will find out who the father is. Okay?"
"Alright,"
"Okay next question..... um....... you." Jedi-and points to Peppercat.
"What's my kid gonna look like?"
"Your child will depend on the gender. Though looks will cross over. For you and Centurion you might have a girl that looks like you but with a plume or a boy with cat ears."
"That actually made sense! Good boy!"
"Thank you."
"Next question.... *points at Brass* your question Brass?"
"What if the Father happens to be..... helping someone else?"
"Oh slag"
"Er....... could you please rephrase the question?"
"Umm...... look over there," Dark Lady points to Metabee who is beside Oceana.
"Oh."
"Nothing changes. It is a purely moral view. Though the father might want to have an obligation to both children."
"Hold on, I'll be right back," Dark Lady walks away for a couple minutes.
"Okay......."
There are a few yells heard from her direction and soon enough...... The Medafighters show up.
"Oh Brass! You poor thing!" Erika ran over to Brass and hugged her tightly.
"Next question......"
`"Yeah I have a question!" Yelled Ikki.
"Sure Ikki, what's on your mind?"
"Why are the Medabots even PREGNANT!?!!"
"Slaggit."
"Er.... well er....."
"Natural causes!"
".... Okay..." Jedi-and turns as white as a sheet.
Dark Lady whispers into Jedi-and's ear. "Go back to our table and eat something. We're both gonna need our strength. I'll answer the rest of the questions. You look terrible."
"I feel terrible...."
"Don't worry. Go and eat something,"
"But I'll be fine......"
"Honest"
" You're as white as ghost and your voice is higher than usual."
"......I'll be back soon."
"Take your time" Jedi-and runs off to eat some ribs.
"Okay, anymore questions?" Neutranurse puts up her hand
"Alright, Neutranurse?"
"What are the chances of twins?"
"..... Bastard."
"30%." Jedi-and calls from the other room
"And there you go!"
"Anybody else?"
Jedi-and comes back in with his ribs, just in case
"Yes I have one....." Karin piped up.
"Yes?"
"Should a Medabot take more care in Robattles?"
"Yeah, actually. They should stop Robattling until they have their baby, and even then they shouldn't." Jedi-and nods his head in approval.
"Oh.... okay."
Jedi-and finishes his ribs
"Anyone else? Go wash your hands!!" Jedi- and looks at his hands and goes while Dark lady laughs. Foxfire puts up her hand.
" Yeah Foxfire?"
"How much pain will there be at...... um.... 'Medal birth'?"
"Do you remember when you faced your Dark side in your dreams?"
"Um..... yes......"
"That much during the contractions..... and feel ready to push,"
"Oh dear........"
Comes back in, hands washed, and hair brushed looking normal again
"It's okay........" Dash rubs her arm.
"How much is it gonna hurt during the contractions?" Dark Lady asked in a whisper.
"Well it will feel like a pin prick to begin with..... nothing much and at large intervals.....Then it goes to a pinch, then a slap, then, I'm sorry there is no nice what to put this, a gun wound then you feel extreme pain. Getting closer and closer together but the pain is over in a mater of seconds."
"Um, yeah. That's pretty much what I said. Next question!"
Jedi-and whispers into her ear." Want me to take over?"
"No, it's okay. I'm fine,"
"Alright." Angel puts up her hand
"Yes?"
"How big and heavy will I get?"
Dark Lady sighs before turning around so they can only see the side of her She puts her arms out at maximum reach before saying. "This big,"
"I can see a riot already......" Jedi sighs
"Oh my word....." angel slumps down in her seat
Dark lady glares at his direction. "Shut up before I turn you into a teddy bear and chuck you out the window, I'll chuck you good!"
"It wasn't against you dark! Trust me!"
"Oh SURE. Next question!"
"I have one..... where do you get the drinks here?"
"....... Who the slag asked that?" Jedi-and smiled and gave a small wave.
"Figures..... go back to the table and they'll be there. GO get some caffeine!"
"CAFFEINE!" Jedi-and runs.
"Ugh, too many question that I don't even know the answers to..... I need someone who CAN answer these! Obviously not Jedi-and........ He couldn't even handle the femmes!"
Peppercat puts up her hand again "How much will my speed suffer?"
"Uh..... Hold on a sec...... I'll get back to you on that....." Audience starts to mutter.
Jedi-and downs a cola and sighs.
Dark lady walks out to the paved parking lot and under the shade of the tree. The Sun was just setting and the sky was now a beautiful orange and pink. Dark lady closed her eyes and held out her hands.
Swirls of light form in each one as she concentrates hard on what she wants. Large breeze sweeps through her hair and soon a tiny gold coin came from her chest. The swirls of light began to liquefy and form together. They started turning different colors and shapes.
Jedi-and stands up, sensing that she is using her power and wonders if he should continue answering questions. He walks back in to the room of 'bots a Medafighters
"Well now that I am back. Any more questions?"
Peppercat puts up her hand again. "How much will my speed suffer from this?"
"It would depend on the month. The first month, nothing changes, but gradually through the months you gain size and weight and eventually you are unable to run or barely walk. However your legs will have become stronger because it would have been like weight training."
"Really? Sounds cool!"
"It is! Because you will have increased your make speed."
"Next please?"
"What happens if I'm the father ta TWO kids?" asked Metabee.
"That's the same as before! Some one else asked that question. Nothing physical happens but it would be better to be around both children. It's a moral thing"
"Hey!! Look outside!!" Centurion pointed outside to the windows and everyone huddled around them to get a glimpse.
"Huh? What's happening?"
"Is she? Yes...... I think she is creating a Medabot... but I can not be sure."
"She doesn't look that well!"
"Where's that black light coming from?" Jedi-and rushes out side to see if she is all right.
"Dark? You okay?"
The young teenager falls into the arms of the white figure who stood in front of her. Jedi-and runs over.
"Dark are you....." Trails off as he looks at the white figure
The white figure is around 3 feet tall. He wears a white metal uniform and had large blue optics. His head is painted a silver color while his lower half is a floating device.
Jedi-and takes Dark and carries her inside, quite impressed with the new Medabot.
"What happened to her?!" Foxfire and Shadow Fox run over to them.
"I think she over exhausted herself......"
"Who's that?" Metabee pointed out the white Medabot at his side. Jedi-and lays Dark Lady on a table.
"I'm not sure..."
Dark Lady purrs in her sleep.
"Huh?"
"Oookay, let's just leave her alone,"
"Centurion. Find out who that is outside...."
"Sure," the large Medabots walks outside and kneels down to the white Medabot.
"What is your name?"
".... I don't know," he answered after a long dramatic pause.
"What is your function or specialty?"
"Explaining the works of Medabot pregnancy,"
"Oh so you are a mid-wife Medabot. That's handy....."
"How about Mokushia? How's that for a name?"
"MO for short."
The white Medabot sweat drops. "Who's my Medafighter?"
"I will take you to her......" stands and walks inside
"Please follow...."
"Oh okay," Centurion and the new 'bot reaches Jedi-and and Dark.
"She created a mid-wife bot. Dark lady wanted it. The man is my medafighter, Jedi-and and the woman is your medafighter."
The white Medabot nods and floats up to Dark Lady. He pokes her. She ignores it. He pokes her again. She winces her eyes but that's all. He pokes her again but all she does is turn over and mumble something about 'Pregno' in her sleep.
"Pregno?"
"Maybe that's my name!" Jedi-and shakes her a little.
"Let's find out." Dark lady hisses and turns over again. He gets an ice cube and puts it on her temple
"AH!"
Dark Lady falls off of the table and rubs her temple. "Who the slag did that?!"
"Metabee!"
"WHAT?"
"You son of a toaster!"
Dark Lady gets up but falls over again.
"Ow,"
"Who is the new bot?" Jedi-and helps her to her feet and holds her there so she can't fall.
Dark lady glances over to the white Medabots and smiles weakly. "His name is Pregno-- Ee!! That tickles!!" ((Jedi-and has his hands under her arms)) Jedi-and pulls his hands out quickly. "Sorry!" Dropping her by accident.
"Ah!" Jedi-and, luckily, catches her.
"Okay.. how about you put me in a chair now?"
"Okay." puts her in a chair
"Thank youp,"
"And what exactly does Pregno do?"
"Well, apparently whenever Jedi-and leaves the room the Medabots ask me questions that h never told me the answers to. And Jedi- and couldn't even the handle the femmes and Medafighters alone so I decided to create a Medabot that could do both. He's programmed to explain the works of Medabot pregnancy and can even deliver a Medabot child!"
" I'm so proud,"
"That's why I collapsed,"
"Ah."
"This is a good thing!"
"That's the point of it."
Disclaimer: We do not own Medabots or any of the characters from the original Manga. Jedi-and bought a manga and I skimmed through one in a store but that's it.
Jedi-and/Centurion says: lol!
Well.....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: I own myself and Foxfire, my friend Jix owns Naomi and Jady, and Van owns Akina and Dash.
Jedi-and/Centurion says: Jedi-and: and I own me, Centurion.
Well... If No One Else Wants A T-shirt. That's A Damn Lie And You Know It!!! Anyways.... are we done with the Disclaimer or what?
Jedi-and/Centurion says: yes.... sorry... my bad. we are done with the disclaimer...
Well.....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: Oh yeah! Neither of us owns Chatters. It does exist though. We don't know who owns it though. Lets just say it owns itself.
Well.....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: How's that?
Jedi-and/Centurion says: because it's such a cool place!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: ^_^
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: yeah!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: Anyone who thinks otherwise may challenge me to air hockey.....
Jedi-and/Centurion says: oh boy.....
Jedi-and/Centurion says: here we go again.....
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: Dark Lady: What did you say?!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: nothing!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: honest!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: wait a minute i can read it!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: uh-oh O.O
Jedi-and/Centurion says: err.. brb!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: come back here! *chases after Jedi-and*
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: ~~__~~ Forever~~_~~..... why am I chasing you again?
Jedi-and/Centurion says: um.....
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: stupid memory WORK!
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: ......... I'm lost. Oh well..... jeez we need to stop stalling. This was just the Disclaimer!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: my brain's on the blink again...
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: flick it
Jedi-and/Centurion says: k
Jedi-and/Centurion says: err....
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: nm
Jedi-and/Centurion says: flick what?
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: lol
Well....If No one Else Wants A T-shirt.....Thats A Damn Lie And You Know It!!!! says: On with the show!! .....er..... FIC!
Jedi-and/Centurion says: yes....
A waitress wearing a blue T-shirt and black pants with a little logo walked over to the table
"Is everyone ready to order?" she asked politely.
"Um... I think so" Jedi-and looked at his menu one last time
Dark Lady glanced over to where Koji had once sat but all that was there was a teddy bear. "Oops... Oh yeah!"
"?" Jedi-and looked dumbfounded at the bear
Immediately, the teddy bear transformed into the snobbish Koji. "Are you ready to order or what?"
"Whoa..... you have got to teach me how to do that!"
Koji nodded vigorously as if his life depended on it..... Well it actually did.
"Oh it's actually quite simple. I learned it from Dr. Meta-evil. I can teach you it sometime," Centurion immediately went pale. Jedi-and looked at his Medabot.
"I have SO many reasons....." Jedi-and laughed a little maniacally.
"I'm sure you do. Oh sorry I forgot you were here!" Said Dark Lady warily and pointed out the waitress who was still standing at their table. "I'll have your original pizza with just cheese, please. What about you Jedi?"
"I think I'll go for the ribs..... BBQ and a rack of...... NOT the spare ribs..... Please."
The others gave their orders to the waitress, who was trying to write everything as fast as they say. Even the Medabots wanted stuff. And FAST.
Dark lady pointed to the Medabots. "Do you maybe have some Energon?" The waitress nodded with a smile.
"Will that be all?"
"A tea please,"
"Centurion. I can't afford it....." Jedi looked at his Medabot.
"S 'okay. It's on me," Dark Lady gestured to the bulge in her pocket. "Babysitting and birthday money,"
"Ah." He smiled. "Thanks. Make that 2 teas,"
"Oh, sure. Take ADVANTAGE of me! Just kidding,"
"Well if you insist Miss Dark..... make that 3 teas please," Brass spoke up from her end of the table. Dark Lady glared at Brass.
"Don't make me turn you into a teddy bear," Brass gulped.
"Im not a tree here!" There was an awkward silence of confusion.
"A money tree?"
"Hay.... leave Brass be..... she just wants a tea....oh that rhymes....." Jedi-and glared over to Centurion.
"He's a poet and he didn't even know it," rhymed Foxfire.
"He makes a rhyme, every time!" Chimed in Metabee.
"I'm hungry!...... Yeah,"
"It doesn't rhyme but oh well,"
"I'm still an author you know....."
"Me too..."
"If you say it, it does!" Metabee called out.
"You be quiet you son of a toaster!"
"...."
"That's what I thought,"
"So..... what now?" Jedi-and leaned over to whisper into Dark Lady's ear.
"Now..... we DOODLE!"
"Not,"
"Who said that?!" Dark Lady's eyes darted around the table. Then found something VERY strange. Dash looked innocent. Which is strange because he's never innocent. He's sly, mischievous, and..... I guess KINDA evil.
"I wouldn't be saying things like that if I were you, Dash."
"Then I guess it's a good thing you're not me." The RBT shot back.
"Oh no....."
"You didn't want to say that....."
"What?"
"You shouldn't back chat an author..... trust me..... it isn't healthy....."
"Heh. Koji learned the hard way," Koji's forehead went blue with fright.
"Heh. Now he's more scared of you than of bugs!"
"Yeah. I seem to have that effect on people. Anyways, I'm not allowed to touch Dash," grumbled Dark lady as she sat back down in her seat with her arms folded.
"I wasn't going to..... I thought you would have done it though.... but not me!"
"I would have if I were allowed to!" Dark Lady shot Akina a.... Dark look. Jedi gulped for her
Akina just smirked. "If Dash does something bad on MY account, then I'LL punish him in MY own way!"
"Yeah. Disney videos would work," the whole table laughed.
"Make him watch Bambi over and over," Centurion called out.
"No way! He'll just keep rewinding to the part where the mother dies!"
"I swear that movie should be rated R!"
"Ack! I forgot about that....."
"Teletubbies!"
"Eh oh!" imitated Foxfire. Dark Lady snorted through her coke.
"AGGGHHH! ACCURSED THINGS!" Cried out Jedi-and. He stood up from his chair very quickly and ran away.
"HA!"
"Err....." Centurion looked in the direction he ran.
"I bet I could I turn Dash into a Teletubbie," said Dark Lady thoughtfully. "Then chuck him out of the limousine while were driving at high speeds....." During her thoughts Jedi-and came back with a kitchen knife. Dark Lady looked up and gave him a funny look.
"Where are those blasted things?" He asked with a higher tone of voice then usual.
"Hey! Good idea! Then we could rip out all of Dash's stuffing!" By now Dash's optics were slightly wider than usual and his color scheme had gone a great deal whiter.
"Don't tempt fate." Jedi-and smiled evilly.
Dark Lady sniggered. "Ah, there's nothing I love more than thinking of new ways to torture things..... Like Barbie dolls!"
Naomi drew her head back in confusion. "You've tortured Barbie dolls?"
"Oh yeah! It's like a ritual in my neighborhood."
"I can imagine you all around a fire with Barbie dolls on sticks chanting," laughed Jedi-and.
Dark Lady laughed with him." MWHAhahAa!! And then we dipped them in sewers and shaved their hair off and rode our bikes on them," Jedi-and laughed so hard that he choked a little.
"I've got an idea," he stated before standing up from his chair and walking outside. Brass followed him just for a look. They both end up on the roof.
Dark Lady sat in her chair with a surprised look. Ikki eyed her strangely. "What's wrong?"........
"I'm not sure if he's allowed to go up there or not..... Oh, well," Dark Lady's face brightened and her eyes glazed over.
"What the?" Naomi waved her hand.
"Don't bother her. She's daydreaming," she explained.
Meanwhile, Jedi-and's eyes turned blood red as a white light appears in front of him. A bolt of lightning struck the rooftop and a small medal appeared. Winds rushed past as a blinding light eclipsed him and Brass. The light soon faded and he fell to his knees.
The tables started shaking inside of the restaurant and glasses began to break. Dark lady wiped away the coke on her face. "THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT JEDI!"
The Medabot known as Angel looked like Brass, but her hair was white and her optics were silver. She had a large red gem on her forehead, which housed a HUGE feather.
Dark Lady turns over to Jedi who is being held up by Brass and Angel. "Holy Prime! What happened?!"
"Err....." Jedi-and was much paler than before and his eyes were half- opened in exhaustion.
Angel's huge angel wings knocked over a glass or two. Centurion glanced over to the new Medabot as he placed a napkin over the hot oil in his lap. "Can't you fold your wings in or something?"
"Um....." Angel thought for awhile. Finally, her large beautiful white wings folded inward.
"Remind me..... to NEVER do that..... again....." Jedi-and gasped out.
Dark Lady gave a small laugh. "I'll try,"
"That was stupid of me...Damn caffeine....."
"..... I thought caffeine would've helped?"
"It made me think I had too much energy..... " The teenager explained.
"Oh..... Well you did a really good job! Angel looks awesome!" Dark Lady put in hopefully.
"If you want..... She can stay..... With you..... For a while....."Jedi-and still seemed to be recovering and was still out of breath.
Dark Lady stepped back a little. "Really? I-I'd love to. But are you sure? You obviously worked real hard on her,"
Jedi-and smiled weakly. "She is as much your creation as she is mine.... If you hadn't invited me to dinner then I would have never thought about her."
"But er....." Jedi-and leaned in and whispered into Dark Lady's ear.
"I need to explain something..... with you. Not all of them....." Dark Lady nodded and helped him out of his chair.
"We'll be back in a sec. The Jedi here just wants a little tour of the place." Jedi-and nodded.
Dark Lady led him past the ice cream parlor and into the pathway that lead to the game room. "So? What did you want to say?'
"I did something wrong....."
Dark Lady blinked. ".....What?"
"Angel is far from perfect. She shouldn't be used in a Robattle..... but there is something else....." Dark Lady nodded and motioned for him to continue.
"Have you read my new fic, 'Field of dreams'?"
"Um... No. I didn't know you had posted a new one...Why? What happens?"
"Well I did..... But what happens is that it is discovered that Medabots can have children by creating a medal inside of them....."
"........"
"And I think that white light caused an 'influence' of sorts." Dark Lady paused.
"Define influence in our situation,"
"I think Brass and Foxfire are effected. I'm not sure about the others."
"How though?"
"They won't have children but they might... Brass was standing by the door when the light was emanated..... I'm not sure about Foxfire."
"But you still haven't said HOW it affects them? What'll happen?"
"...If they come in contact with a Medabot they love and have loved for a while a spark shall be generated, this causes an information transfer making the female Medabot..... Well..... In a sense..... Pregnant....."
Dark Lady froze on the spot. "You better slaggin tell me how it can be stopped!! I DON'T want a pregnant Foxfire here!!!" Dark Lady took in and let out a breath. "Sorry."
"It's alright..... I screwed up..... I tend to do that..... There is an up and a down side to this....."
A few people in the ice cream parlor stared at the two in the hallway. Dark Lady glanced at them. "Just rehearsing a play!"
"Yeah..... It's going to be good!"
"Okay, I'm listening,"
"Okay..... a female Medabot can turn off their receiver so no info can be passed through..... But there is a good side to them having a child....."
"And that would be....." Dark Lady trailed off and waited for Jedi-and to fill it in.
"Their leg components become stronger and faster after the medal is.... 'Born' however for that last month they cannot run at all! The weight'll be too great"
"Obviously..... but right now I want to concentrate on NOT having a child. How exactly do they turn off their receivers?"
"Well....um..... It has to be done voluntarily by the Medabot....."
"Yeah, I can bet Foxfire would want to,"
"But she has to explore her owns systems for new or unused files or folders.... Please don't hurt me! I don't know anymore!"
Dark Lady narrowed her eyes on Jedi-and. "I'm not gonna hurt you..... You have too much information I need. Now how long will it take?"
"Oh..... it will take roughly one hour of searching. And deleting the file would do more harm than good....."
"What do you mean?"
"She'll need to put it in a temporary zip file, locking it up. But this will only last a year before it needs to be done again,"
Dark Lady nodded in acknowledgement. "Okay. Let's go get Brass and Foxfire and make SURE they don't touch anyone. Just in case. It would be best to explain this to them now,"
"It's not a simple matter of coming in to contact with a male bot....."
"I know,"
"It happens when they kiss and....." Jedi-and suddenly realized something. "METABEE! OCEANA!"
".........Oh,"
"OH MAN! I really screwed up this time!"
"Wait a minute!!!" Dark lady covered Jedi-and's mouth.
"Whattaohdo uidgod heod!!!" He mumbled from his covered mouth.
"I thought you said this would only effect Foxfire and Brass!!" Jedi-and calmed down and pointed to her hand on his mouth. "Oh, sorry," Dark Lady removed her hand and allowed Jedi-and to explain.
"I said I was unsure how far the light went in to the building..... For all I know the entire building's supply of fem-bots could be infected! I know that Foxfire and Brass are effected but....."
".........You're right. You really did screw up. OCEANA!!"
"You run! I'll catch up!"
Dark Lady nodded and ran back into the restaurant. Her eyes darted over to the Medabots table and found Oceana leaning against Metabee. "Oh Prime, help us all!!" Dark Lady raced over to Oceana and pulled her out of her chair. She ignored Metabee's yell in protest and ran back into the hallway. "And I'm back,"
"Thank goodness....."
"What's going on?" asked Oceana curiously.
"Oceana.... This is important..... Did you kiss Metabee?" Oceana turned a scarlet red in the cheeks. "Oh crap! Did sparks appear?"
"On the lips or on the cheek?" She asked in small voice.
"On the lips"
"Well....." Oceana trailed off.
"Did you or did you not kiss him on the lips?" Asked Jedi-and impatiently.
"I....yeah...."
"Oh..... slag,"
"Damn! Did sparks appear when you kissed?"
Oceana giggled. "The sparks certainly did fly," she answered in dazed tone. Dark Lady rolled her eyes. "Not THAT kind of spark!"
"Did an ELECTRICAL spark pass between the two of you?"
"Well, I have to admit. There did kind of seem to be a charge," she described thoughtfully before giggling again.
"DAMN IT OCEANA! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" Yelled Jedi-and who was beginning (or had already) to lose his temper. Ocean froze and silenced herself. Jedi- and started to pace, rubbing his temples
"Looks like we're gonna have a mini Flipper," Dark lady sighed.
"I know...." Jedi-and continued pacing. "There is only a 5% chance that nothing will happen....."
Dark Lady kneeled down. "Oceana, we're gonna have to get you to go offline."
"DON'T!"
Dark Lady stared at Jedi-and incredulously. "Why the slag not? She's obviously gonna have to do a lot of stuff!"
"If you do then if she is..... Well..... You'll kill it....."
Oceana tilted her head. "Kill what?"
"Well..... Er....." started Jedi-and.
Dark Lady took in a deep breath. "Well..... it's like this. You're......"
"Um... well....." Jedi-and rubbed the back of his head. He elbowed Dark Lady's side and nodded towards her.
Dark Lady sighed. "You're..... gonna be pregnant."
Jedi-and slapped his forehead. "Oh very smooth....."
"Shut up, before I turn you into a Teletubbie." Threatened Dark Lady. Jedi- and gulped. Dark Lady turned back to Oceana to see her reaction but..... well.
"Oceana? Are you okay?" Dark Lady poked the limp body on the floor.
"Er..... has she fainted?"
"I think so,"
"I didn't know Medabots could faint....."
"Apparently they can. I guess that's how I'd react if someone just told me I was pregnant,"
"But there is a slim chance she might not be..... But it's only 5%."
"Oh yeah, like we're actually gonna rely on 5% chance."
"This is true....." Jedi-and thought for a bit.
"Does Foxfire have anyone..... special?"
"Um.... yeah. She does....." Dark Lady rubbed the back of her head. "Two,"
"Oh dear.... This could be bad....."
"Don't worry, she wouldn't dare-- Oh SLAG!"
Both teenagers walk back in to see lots of Medabot couples
"Very bad....."
"Dash you get away from Foxfire NOW!" Jedi-and picked up Oceana and walked back inside.
Metabee turned to Jedi-and and noticed the limp body of Oceana over his shoulder.
"What did you DO?!"
"Well..... er....." Jedi-and stuttered. Trying to think of what to say. "Help me out here Dark!"
"Umm..... She ran into a wall?"
"...Yeah! She wasn't looking where she was going!" Jedi-and then continued in a whisper." That was the best you could come up with?!"
"Heh, heh,"
"Now where is Centurion....." Jedi-and found him chatting with Peppercat.
"NO!!""
"CENTURION!"
"Wait a minute... How the slag did Peppercat get here?!"
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW! BUT WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" Jedi-and realized what he had done and let a breath out. "Sorry."
"CENTURION YOU SON OF A TOASTER GET OVER HERE!!" Jedi-and laughed.
"NOW!!!!!"
"S'okay. Now we're even,"
Centurion finally walked over to the two but in a bit of a huff.
"What?"
"DON'T YOU DARE GO KISSING PEPPERCAT!!""
"Oops..... Too late....."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"NOOOOO!!""
"YOU SON OF A TOASTER!!"
"Ugh! For all we now every femme here has probably already gotten kissed!" Groaned Dark Lady.
"Femme?"
"Female Medabot," she explained.
"Oh..... you do realize that we are going to have to start up a sex education program for Medabots....."
Centurion's optics went wide. "WHA?!!" Jedi-and simply slapped him and removed his medal
"That ought to shut him up....."
Dark Lady laughed slightly. She stood on top of a table and made sure everyone at their table was looking at her. Jedi-and however, heard a spark.
"Sumilidon! STOP KISSING NEUTRANURSE!"
"Okay, would ALL Medabots report to the game room and stay there until ..... WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!! I MEAN IT!! And anyone who refuses shall be turned into teddy bears." A large gulp is heard. Jedi-and then got on the table with Dark Lady.
"All humans stay in here!"
"Ack!" Dark Lady fell off the table.
"AND YOU BETTER STAY OR I WILL LOSE MY TEMPER!"
"Like you already haven't......"
"Trust me..... who needs the Medaforce when you have my temper?"
"Today..... I lost my sanity,"
"Tomorrow, everyone else will," Jedi-and laughed. He then jumped down from the table.
Reluctantly, the Medabots followed the two teenagers into the game room and found places to sit and watch the teenagers as they set up their idea of a stage...... Okay it was the bar countertop.
"Okay.... this is important..... so listen up!" Jedi-and continued once he their attention. "Due to excess fan fic power a shift in then balance has occurred!"
"Femmes..... this is not easy to say. Oceana proved that to us,"
"Put up your hand if you kissed tonight?"
A long pause of confusion and awkwardness occurred
"On the lips with sparks," Sumilidon put up 2 hands. Neutranurse and Peppercat put up their hands. Dark Lady narrowed her eyes on the Tiger Medabot. Most of the Medabots put up their hands. Jedi-and sighed. Even Brass put up her hand
"This'll be interesting,"
"Oh dear....."
"Who wants to hear the sex talk?!"
"I think she got a quick kiss on Metabee...."
"Is that the birds and the bees thing?"
"Whats a sex talk?" asked Brass curiously. Both authors fall over anime style.
"Oh goody,"
"Maybe I can whip up a movie..... Or just steal one from my school. Prime knows I'd be saving hundreds of lives."
"Er..... perhaps we should tell them straight....."
"The last thing I need is people talking about me creating a sex movie."
"Good idea,"
"But in a way which won't make them faint!"
"Femmes!..... Except Foxfire it would seem..... YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
"Oops,"
"You said tell them straight," Jedi-and slaps his forehead as all the femmes faint.
"Not that straight....."
"Actually....." Foxfire raised her hand slowly in the air.
"Oh god....."
"Dash you son of a toaster! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Jedi-and counts the boys to girls' ratio. there are 5 more femmes than males.
Dark Lady runs over to Dash and attempts to stab him with a knife she found..... Jedi-and grabs her by the collar of her shirt.
".....Hey."
"Calm down!" He explains the ratio to her.
"Really? How many slaggin' femmes do we have in here?"
"About..... We still have to explain what will happen to them....."
"Once they wake up"
"Jeez..... Real question is..... how many of them will ACTUALLY want kids?"
"Er..... good question....."
"I don't feel so good..." Neutranurse had turned a slight shade of green
"Morning sickness already??!!"
"Oh...."
"Really? I thought it was a night out....."
"I'll get Neutranurse to the bathroom."
"You'd best."
"Oh, gee thanks. I feel so appreciated."
"You are! I couldn't cope with this!"
"Obviously.... Good thing they don't get periods,"
Calls out to the bots. "I want all the femmes to line up of a test!"
".........They don't get their periods..... right?"
"No they don't but....."
"BUT what?!!"
"They grow in size per month."
"HOW many months?
"Only 4. But they get pretty big in that time."
"Oh great. Tell me you don't want a kid, Neutranurse!"
All the femmes line up, amazingly, out of 20 bots there were only 15 pregnant but..... Every 'bot that had accompanied us were part of the 20.....
"That's always good," Dark lady walks out of the bathroom with a very uncoordinated Neutranurse.
"How long will it take the mood swings to kick in?"
"Err..... dark? I have to tell ya that....."
"All our femme Medabots are pregnant....."
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!!" Dark Lady fell to her knees.
"And there's the mood swing," Jedi-and sighed extremely heavily
"Trust me..... it gets worse....."
"Aren't you the bearer of good news?"
"Even angel is expecting..." Jedi-and then realizes what he had just said.
"You have GOT to be kidding me?!!!"
"'Cuse me..... I have to faint now." Jedi-and faints and falls on to the floor. Dark Lady sighed before walking over to the teenager.
"I can't believe it..... She isn't even an hour old....."
Rolls her eyes. "Do you need some help up or what?"
"Please." Holds out his hand.
Dark Lady pulls up the sixteen-year-old and helps him stand up straight. His knees are a bit wobbly but he will stand.
"It seems like yesterday I had just created Foxfire."
"I know what you mean....."
Dark lady sighs before walking over to Foxfire who is sitting on pool table. "So..... who's the father?"
Foxfire pauses for a second. ".....Dash is,"
Jedi-and grabs Centurion by the plume of his helmet.
"WHAT?!! I' LL KILL HIM!!"
"You are going to see how Peppercat is..... right Centurion?" No reply.
"COME BACK HERE YOU RABBIT!!!""
"RIGHT CENTURION?!?!?" He nods and runs to Peppercat.
"I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR KID IS GONNA FEEL IT!!!..... No offense Foxfire....... COME BACK HERE!!"
"Er...... Dark?" Runs after her.
Dark lady looks over her shoulder while running. "What?! OOF!" Dark Lady ran straight into the pool table."...... Ow."
"oh...... 3 strikes and your out......"
"......Ow,"
"You okay?"
"Ow,"
helps her to her feet
"Ow,"
"I know that hurt...... stop saying Ow......"
"Ouch,"
"Oh aha aha ha...... it's not even half the pain a Medabot feels during......" trails off
Dark Lady glared at Jedi-and. She takes in a deep breath and lets go of her stomach.
"Yeah, and I bet it's not half the pain a guy gets when they're kicked,"
"Eck!" Jedi-and runs.
Dark Lady smiles a little and looks around for Dash. "Now where'd that son of a toaster go?"
"Er.... dark? I need to talk to you...."
Dark Lady sighed and found Jedi-and standing a little far away. "Don't worry. I get lots of mood swings when I drink Cherry Pepsi. Your jewels are safe,"
Steps closer. "All right.... listen about how big your bot will get..."
"...... Yeah......" Dark Lady narrows her eyes as he hands her a piece of paper.
"I used Brass as an example."
This should be interesting
"It's not to scale,"
"It's a *gulp* little off?"
"Nice diagram"
"Thanks...."
Dark Lady glanced over to Foxfire and tried picturing her that...... big.
"It's not accurate...... the diagram depicts her to be a little larger than she would be"
"Apparently,"
Dark Lady handed the paper back to Jedi-and and put a hand to her chin. Jedi-and takes it and looks at her.
"As long as this is happening..... We might as well take charge,"
"Take..... charge?"
Dark lady walks over to the bar counter top and stood on top of it.
"ATTENTION PLEASE!!" Everyone looks at her. "Okay, I know this VERY shocking to you all. So Jedi-and and I will be giving you a choice,"
"A...... A choice dark?"
"You said that the thing could be deleted right?"
"But that would do more harm than good!!!!"
"What if they were to go offline?"
"It would act like a miss carriage and the medal and the tools inside the bot will dissolve........"
"But it is not recommended......." whispers
"*Sigh* Okay. I'd like to cancel the part about you having a choice! There WILL however," waits for the murmuring to stop. "There will be answers to your questions. Just come to me or ... Well actually go to Jedi-and really. Since he knows EVERYTHING about your situation,"
"WHAT?!" Angry femmes suddenly flood Jedi-and.
Grins evilly. "You wrote about this and you have the info."
" Who better?"
"True..... I'm probably the only fic writer on the site who knows ANYTHING about this but..."
"There are so many!"
"How long will I be pregnant?"
"Are there side effects?"
"Why do I feel so sick?"
"Should I be careful when Robattling?"
"4 months, yes you will grow in size, you Medaparts are adjusting and that's why your sick, you should quite Robattling for the pregnancy!"
"Heh, Like you said. You're probably the only fic writer on the site who knows ANYTHING about this,"
"Ladies! Please be seated and I shall answer one question at a time!"
"At least help me get organized! Ow!"
"Ooh, I bet that hurt!" Watches Jedi-and hold his stomach.
" Guess i might as well help". Dark lady jumps in front of Jedi-and and convinces the femmes to sit down.
"Thanks."
"Welcome," helps him stand up straight. He stands in front of them all and pick on hand at random
"Um...... you...... and your question?"
"How do I know who the father is?"
"We simply take you to a computer and run a scan on the medal. It will contain portions and the serial number of the mother and father."
"..............."
"Allow me,"
"Please......"
"Where would you be without me? Oh yeah. The floor. Anyways, We'll just run a scan on your medal. It's kind of like a blood test but in a Medabot way. The tests we run will find out who the father is. Okay?"
"Alright,"
"Okay next question..... um....... you." Jedi-and points to Peppercat.
"What's my kid gonna look like?"
"Your child will depend on the gender. Though looks will cross over. For you and Centurion you might have a girl that looks like you but with a plume or a boy with cat ears."
"That actually made sense! Good boy!"
"Thank you."
"Next question.... *points at Brass* your question Brass?"
"What if the Father happens to be..... helping someone else?"
"Oh slag"
"Er....... could you please rephrase the question?"
"Umm...... look over there," Dark Lady points to Metabee who is beside Oceana.
"Oh."
"Nothing changes. It is a purely moral view. Though the father might want to have an obligation to both children."
"Hold on, I'll be right back," Dark Lady walks away for a couple minutes.
"Okay......."
There are a few yells heard from her direction and soon enough...... The Medafighters show up.
"Oh Brass! You poor thing!" Erika ran over to Brass and hugged her tightly.
"Next question......"
`"Yeah I have a question!" Yelled Ikki.
"Sure Ikki, what's on your mind?"
"Why are the Medabots even PREGNANT!?!!"
"Slaggit."
"Er.... well er....."
"Natural causes!"
".... Okay..." Jedi-and turns as white as a sheet.
Dark Lady whispers into Jedi-and's ear. "Go back to our table and eat something. We're both gonna need our strength. I'll answer the rest of the questions. You look terrible."
"I feel terrible...."
"Don't worry. Go and eat something,"
"But I'll be fine......"
"Honest"
" You're as white as ghost and your voice is higher than usual."
"......I'll be back soon."
"Take your time" Jedi-and runs off to eat some ribs.
"Okay, anymore questions?" Neutranurse puts up her hand
"Alright, Neutranurse?"
"What are the chances of twins?"
"..... Bastard."
"30%." Jedi-and calls from the other room
"And there you go!"
"Anybody else?"
Jedi-and comes back in with his ribs, just in case
"Yes I have one....." Karin piped up.
"Yes?"
"Should a Medabot take more care in Robattles?"
"Yeah, actually. They should stop Robattling until they have their baby, and even then they shouldn't." Jedi-and nods his head in approval.
"Oh.... okay."
Jedi-and finishes his ribs
"Anyone else? Go wash your hands!!" Jedi- and looks at his hands and goes while Dark lady laughs. Foxfire puts up her hand.
" Yeah Foxfire?"
"How much pain will there be at...... um.... 'Medal birth'?"
"Do you remember when you faced your Dark side in your dreams?"
"Um..... yes......"
"That much during the contractions..... and feel ready to push,"
"Oh dear........"
Comes back in, hands washed, and hair brushed looking normal again
"It's okay........" Dash rubs her arm.
"How much is it gonna hurt during the contractions?" Dark Lady asked in a whisper.
"Well it will feel like a pin prick to begin with..... nothing much and at large intervals.....Then it goes to a pinch, then a slap, then, I'm sorry there is no nice what to put this, a gun wound then you feel extreme pain. Getting closer and closer together but the pain is over in a mater of seconds."
"Um, yeah. That's pretty much what I said. Next question!"
Jedi-and whispers into her ear." Want me to take over?"
"No, it's okay. I'm fine,"
"Alright." Angel puts up her hand
"Yes?"
"How big and heavy will I get?"
Dark Lady sighs before turning around so they can only see the side of her She puts her arms out at maximum reach before saying. "This big,"
"I can see a riot already......" Jedi sighs
"Oh my word....." angel slumps down in her seat
Dark lady glares at his direction. "Shut up before I turn you into a teddy bear and chuck you out the window, I'll chuck you good!"
"It wasn't against you dark! Trust me!"
"Oh SURE. Next question!"
"I have one..... where do you get the drinks here?"
"....... Who the slag asked that?" Jedi-and smiled and gave a small wave.
"Figures..... go back to the table and they'll be there. GO get some caffeine!"
"CAFFEINE!" Jedi-and runs.
"Ugh, too many question that I don't even know the answers to..... I need someone who CAN answer these! Obviously not Jedi-and........ He couldn't even handle the femmes!"
Peppercat puts up her hand again "How much will my speed suffer?"
"Uh..... Hold on a sec...... I'll get back to you on that....." Audience starts to mutter.
Jedi-and downs a cola and sighs.
Dark lady walks out to the paved parking lot and under the shade of the tree. The Sun was just setting and the sky was now a beautiful orange and pink. Dark lady closed her eyes and held out her hands.
Swirls of light form in each one as she concentrates hard on what she wants. Large breeze sweeps through her hair and soon a tiny gold coin came from her chest. The swirls of light began to liquefy and form together. They started turning different colors and shapes.
Jedi-and stands up, sensing that she is using her power and wonders if he should continue answering questions. He walks back in to the room of 'bots a Medafighters
"Well now that I am back. Any more questions?"
Peppercat puts up her hand again. "How much will my speed suffer from this?"
"It would depend on the month. The first month, nothing changes, but gradually through the months you gain size and weight and eventually you are unable to run or barely walk. However your legs will have become stronger because it would have been like weight training."
"Really? Sounds cool!"
"It is! Because you will have increased your make speed."
"Next please?"
"What happens if I'm the father ta TWO kids?" asked Metabee.
"That's the same as before! Some one else asked that question. Nothing physical happens but it would be better to be around both children. It's a moral thing"
"Hey!! Look outside!!" Centurion pointed outside to the windows and everyone huddled around them to get a glimpse.
"Huh? What's happening?"
"Is she? Yes...... I think she is creating a Medabot... but I can not be sure."
"She doesn't look that well!"
"Where's that black light coming from?" Jedi-and rushes out side to see if she is all right.
"Dark? You okay?"
The young teenager falls into the arms of the white figure who stood in front of her. Jedi-and runs over.
"Dark are you....." Trails off as he looks at the white figure
The white figure is around 3 feet tall. He wears a white metal uniform and had large blue optics. His head is painted a silver color while his lower half is a floating device.
Jedi-and takes Dark and carries her inside, quite impressed with the new Medabot.
"What happened to her?!" Foxfire and Shadow Fox run over to them.
"I think she over exhausted herself......"
"Who's that?" Metabee pointed out the white Medabot at his side. Jedi-and lays Dark Lady on a table.
"I'm not sure..."
Dark Lady purrs in her sleep.
"Huh?"
"Oookay, let's just leave her alone,"
"Centurion. Find out who that is outside...."
"Sure," the large Medabots walks outside and kneels down to the white Medabot.
"What is your name?"
".... I don't know," he answered after a long dramatic pause.
"What is your function or specialty?"
"Explaining the works of Medabot pregnancy,"
"Oh so you are a mid-wife Medabot. That's handy....."
"How about Mokushia? How's that for a name?"
"MO for short."
The white Medabot sweat drops. "Who's my Medafighter?"
"I will take you to her......" stands and walks inside
"Please follow...."
"Oh okay," Centurion and the new 'bot reaches Jedi-and and Dark.
"She created a mid-wife bot. Dark lady wanted it. The man is my medafighter, Jedi-and and the woman is your medafighter."
The white Medabot nods and floats up to Dark Lady. He pokes her. She ignores it. He pokes her again. She winces her eyes but that's all. He pokes her again but all she does is turn over and mumble something about 'Pregno' in her sleep.
"Pregno?"
"Maybe that's my name!" Jedi-and shakes her a little.
"Let's find out." Dark lady hisses and turns over again. He gets an ice cube and puts it on her temple
"AH!"
Dark Lady falls off of the table and rubs her temple. "Who the slag did that?!"
"Metabee!"
"WHAT?"
"You son of a toaster!"
Dark Lady gets up but falls over again.
"Ow,"
"Who is the new bot?" Jedi-and helps her to her feet and holds her there so she can't fall.
Dark lady glances over to the white Medabots and smiles weakly. "His name is Pregno-- Ee!! That tickles!!" ((Jedi-and has his hands under her arms)) Jedi-and pulls his hands out quickly. "Sorry!" Dropping her by accident.
"Ah!" Jedi-and, luckily, catches her.
"Okay.. how about you put me in a chair now?"
"Okay." puts her in a chair
"Thank youp,"
"And what exactly does Pregno do?"
"Well, apparently whenever Jedi-and leaves the room the Medabots ask me questions that h never told me the answers to. And Jedi- and couldn't even the handle the femmes and Medafighters alone so I decided to create a Medabot that could do both. He's programmed to explain the works of Medabot pregnancy and can even deliver a Medabot child!"
" I'm so proud,"
"That's why I collapsed,"
"Ah."
"This is a good thing!"
"That's the point of it."