Disclaimer: Neither Jedi-and nor I own Medabots or the characters from the
original manga. I own all of MY characters (Foxfire, Shadow Fox. You know
them all), and Jedi-and owns all of HIS characters (Centurion, Angel, you
know them too). We don't own Chatters either, some lucky man that Jix
claims to know owns it. Jedi-and and I own the plot to this fic and you
can't sue either of us because we're not making money off of this!
"Pregno huh?"
"Yeah..... Sorry about the name," Dark lady sweat dropped and laughed a little.
"Don't worry..... it works......."
"In a crazy way,"
"True....."
"Let's get to work!" Metabee called out from behind.
Dark Lady grinned. "Yess. All male Medabots please follow me!........ That wasn't a request that was a command! Don't make me make it a threat!"
"Hay! What are you going to do? I've seen that twinkle in your eye before!"
"What twinkle? What the slag is a twinkle? I don't have a twinkle!"
"A reflection of the light on your eye causes a twinkly. It happens with you when you look a particular way. An EVIL way when it concerns you......."
Dark lady gives an over exaggerated sigh and whispers into Jedi-and's ear. "I'm going to make them watch an educational sex video...... Then maybe some Barney," Dark lady walks away with Jedi-and's eyes wide.
"You wha?" He shakes his head to snap himself out of it.
"I'm just going to have a little fun!" She defended.
"HAY! What about the rating?"
"It won't be shown to the readers!" She called off before leading them into the kitchen.
A couple minutes later Dark Lady walks out from the kitchen.... where surprisingly screams of horror weren't heard-- yet. She takes a remote out of her pocket and fast forwards from the FBI warning to the actual beginning. Then she mutes the screams.
Jedi -And says to himself. "But...... what's the point in showing a human sexual education video to Medabot?"
"Because it's just so much fun when you see their pale faces," She explained before laughing maniacally.
"Oh. So what am I going to do?"
"Assist.... Angel."
"What?" "Well yeah! In a way you ARE kinda of like the father / husband to her! You created her and you're the reason why she's gonna be pregnant!"
"HUSBAND?!?!?!?!? LOOK HERE! I'm probably more her father! Who ever made her pregnant is her match...."
"Well then more the reason to assist! She has NO idea who the father is and your here! So go...... assist!"
"ACK!" Dark pushes him. "Alright! I'm going...."
"Good boy!"
"Wait a sec...... What do you mean she doesn't know who the father is?"
"Well she doesn't know who made her pregnant! The father of her CHILD!"
"I know that! But a Medabot has to come in to contact by the mouth to become with child! How could she not know?!"
"Well you said that being created made her pregnant! She hasn't even kissed anyone yet!"
"........... Or has she?"
"She was created with the ABILITY to become pregnant but was not CREATED pregnant."
"Oh okay," Dark lady shrugged.
"She must have kissed someone,"
"Angel, c'mere!" Dark Lady motioned for the Angel to come over.
"Huh?" angel looks up at Dark.
"Yes miss dark?" She walks over to the two teens.
"She talks like Brass..... anyways...." Jedi-and cut in.
"Angel..... who's the father?"
".................."
"I demand to know angel......"
"Who is it?"
"We have our ways," They both still sound quite calm. Jedi-and folds his arms and watches her intently.
"But..... But..... I don't want to tell......" Angel looked down at the floor. Jedi-and growls.
"Why? Does he beat you-- Ow!" Dark lady rubbed her side where Jedi-and had elbowed her.
"I'm going outside! Hopefully you would have changed your mind by then Angel!" He storms off, slamming the door open. Dark lady bites her lip and guides Angel back to her seat.
"Oh dear...."
Jedi-and is outside, pacing, and muttering to himself out side
"It's okay. We all have tempers," Dark lady comforted. "Him especially,"
"It's okay miss Dark....." Angel looked up. Dark Lady smiled. "I'm sure it's just a bit of a shock to Papa that's all."
"P.... Papa?"
"Did i say something wrong miss dark?"
"No *snigger* Nothing at all......" Dark Lady hides her snort.
"I know he isn't my father but...... i feel a bit alone at the moment...... And he did create me......."
"I get yeah. Well..... the best thing to do now is go with the father of your child.... No wait they're still in the kitchen.... except for....." Dark Lady looks over to Shadow Fox who is sitting on the Air hockey score board. "Noo.... There's no way....."
"Huh?" Angel looks over and waves to Shadow Fox.
"Hiya!"
Shadow Fox turns to her direction and turns a slight red in the cheeks. He gives a small wave back.
"You son of a toaster," Dark Lady quipped. "Wait a minute..... I just called myself a toaster! Slag....... Umm." Angel just laughs. "Oh Prime help us all," Dark Lady walked over to Shadow Fox and glared. "I do NOT believe you!"
Angel runs over to Shadow Fox and wraps her arms around him. While turning a little red. Dark Lady sweat drops and walks outside to Jedi-and. "Well...... I found out who the father is,"
Jedi-and is sitting on a wall, slumped over, leaning on his legs staring forward. He looked up in surprise to see her.
"Huh? You have?"
"Yes..... I certainly...... did," Dark Lady said almost in regret. Jedi- and stands up.
"Who is it?"
".......... *Sighs* Shadow Fox,"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!! HOW DARE HE TOUCH MY LITTLE GIRL!!!"
" YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!"
Jedi-and goes to walk past dark. Dark Lady grabs him by the collar of his shirt and pulls back.
"Ack!" He growls a little.
"Right back at yeah, bud." She stared him down. " Look, I am just as upset as you are! But you are NOT going to kill MY character!!" You could see his face showing mixed emotions as he stands up straight.
"I.... I..... Damn it!"
Dark lady faces him and coaxes him to calm down. "You are going to calm down and walk in there. You will NOT under NO circumstances kill Shadow Fox!" Jedi-and hits a wall hard with his fist in frustration. "Owey." Dark lady winced.
"She isn't even an evening old!"
"I heard...... Look. You can't go in there like this! Do you want some more ribs?"
"I don't think that will help...."
"Sure it will! But killing Shadow Fox won't!"
"Alright.... I'll calm down..... But if he hurts her...." He trails off. He is breathing heavily, trying to calm himself down.
"Come on," Dark Lady leads him to the patio. "What are you gonna do?"
"I am...... going to go in there..... sit down and...... congratulate Angel and Shadow Fox......"
"Annd....."
"I'll try and keep my cool so I won't kill him....."
"Good boy. Now let's try going in there." Both teenagers walk into the game room and Dark Lady leads Jedi-and to the air Hockey table. He stands there just plain staring at Shadow Fox for a bit. Finally, He slowly holds out a hand.
"Don't you have something to say, Jedi?" Dark lady gestured for him to do something.
"Congratulations. I hope you two are happy with you kid." He said through gritted teeth. Angel gives a huge sigh of relief and hugs Jedi-and tightly. He hugs her back and smiles at her.
Dark Lady takes Shadow Fox and leads him into the kitchen. She comes out smiling. "Almost done. They've already gone through three tapes!"
Jedi-and lifts up Angel and puts her back on the air hockey table. "Jeez...... Hay Dark?"
"Yeah?" Jedi-and folds his arms
"Does this mean we are going to be Grand Parents?" He looks up to the ceiling.
".................. Don't even go there," Jedi-and laughed out loud. "That is NOT funny, man!"
"Don't worry yourself." He said, still laughing a little. Dark Lady smiles before going back outside to the patio. She slips on her headphones to her Walkman and closes her eyes in contentment.
Jedi-and watches her walk before moving to the window, watching the sky.
"Nice sunset, huh?"
He looks over "Yes..... very enchanting......"
Centurion walks over beside him and sighs. "All I wanted was a pizza,"
"You're getting all you went after...... Even Peppercat"
"It's just that..... it happened so fast......" Jedi-and slaps his fore head. "Now I have take care of Peppercat too....."
"I know pal.... I know"
"You know...... You're going to have to make sure she doesn't fight......"
"Oh..... no,"
"Huh?"
"How the heck am I supposed to get her AWAY from the Robattles?" He unfolds his arms and looks at his Medabot.
"Simple....explain it to her straight. What might happen if she lost......"
"Good idea......." Centurion walked over to Peppercat who was watching TV.
"Peppercat?" Centurion stood over the small red bot. The Cat looked up to Centurion and mentally smiled.
"Yeah?"
"Peppy....... It's about..... The Robattles....... You have to stop..." Peppercat was surprised at his statement and considered it. "I don't want you or the baby to get hurt......"
"I understand..... thank you," Peppercat leaned over to Centurion and rested her head on his chest. He hugs her closely.
Dark Lady walked back with a Foxfire plushy in her arms while nodding her head to the beat of the music.
"Eew..... mush!"
"?" Jedi-and turns around to see Centurion and Peppercat
"Aw...... isn't that sweet....."
"It's mushy....... Feel better when I hear the Medabots scream in horror. Be right back. I'm gonna get em out..... Hey wait a sec..... How'd Centurion get out?"
Dark lady shrugs and walks over to the kitchen doors. Jedi-and shrugs as well and thinks about his bots. He then also walks over to the door. Dark lady walks out with silent and pale male Medabots
"Oh my......"
"How many videos did you put them through?" Jedi-and looks at dark
"......... I think maybe six,"
"No wonder....."
"Well I can't help it if Barney videos just keep appearing when one video is done!"
"I think we need some time for the Medabots to go with there partners."
"Okay. Males! Go to your loved ones!" All the males stay behind her in fright as they look on to their partners.
Jedi-and points at the girls "GO!"
"I'll chuck you if you don't!"
"We will make you watch more!"
"AH!" All of the males race to their partners and hug them lovingly.
Both Laugh out loud again. "Damn straight!" Jedi-and looks over to see Brass on her own.
"Oh no......"
"Slaggit Metabee!"
"I've been trying to make everyone happy but I neglect the one Medabot that I have been looking out for all the time..."
"Soo...... Go assist!"
"WHAT?!?!
"...... Are we having De JA Vu?"
"Yes!"
"Nah!"
"We both go over. We both assist!"
"No, you go over. I'm getting my goddamn pizza!"
"ACK!"
Dark Lady runs down the hallway to get her food.
"Have fun!"
"But! But! Phooey..."
"I said.... have FUN!"
He thinks for a while to himself.... "I could make a Medabot for Brass.... even if it's only as a friend..... I'll do that....."
Dark Lady runs back in. "What did we learn today?!!" He runs out to the roof.
"That we don't give up on friends!"
"NO! That you tend to screw up!! Come back here!!"
Jedi-and stops on the roof and holds out his hands. But his hands shake as he brings them back down. His shoulders drop.
"If you fall off because you're too tired I'll laugh!" Yelled Dark lady from the ground.
"I.... I won't give up!"
"Now say 'I won't screw up!'" He holds his hands out as his eyes go red again.
"I WILL NOT SCREW UP!" A bright white light sends a beam in to the sky.
Dark lady walks over beside him and holds out her hands as well.
"THIS IS HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
"AND LET IT STAY THIS WAY!!"
A shock wave is sent out and with a blinding light a new Medabot stood there.
Jedi-and fell to his knees, then on to his face. He is K.O'd. Dark Lady just stood there with her eyes glazing over. The new Medabot was black; he was a little shorter than Centurion but bigger than Angel.
"Come...... on....." Dark Lady kneels down and helps up the teenager. Unfortunately, he is still K.O'd
The new Medabot picked up both teenagers and brought them into the restaurant. He has huge bat wings, which fold over his body and spiked feet. His optics a gleaming silver. His mask was pure white he had a huge 3 pronged, gold antenna with an X shaped jewel on his head and a long thin black whip like tail.
"Who are you?" the bot asked Dark.
"A Lady of Darkness," she answered in a small weak voice. The 'bot nodded before carrying the two teenagers inside.
"What happened?"
"Who are you?"
"What did you DO?"
"Yay! She's gone!"
"No she's right there,"
"..... Damn,"
"Pregno huh?"
"Yeah..... Sorry about the name," Dark lady sweat dropped and laughed a little.
"Don't worry..... it works......."
"In a crazy way,"
"True....."
"Let's get to work!" Metabee called out from behind.
Dark Lady grinned. "Yess. All male Medabots please follow me!........ That wasn't a request that was a command! Don't make me make it a threat!"
"Hay! What are you going to do? I've seen that twinkle in your eye before!"
"What twinkle? What the slag is a twinkle? I don't have a twinkle!"
"A reflection of the light on your eye causes a twinkly. It happens with you when you look a particular way. An EVIL way when it concerns you......."
Dark lady gives an over exaggerated sigh and whispers into Jedi-and's ear. "I'm going to make them watch an educational sex video...... Then maybe some Barney," Dark lady walks away with Jedi-and's eyes wide.
"You wha?" He shakes his head to snap himself out of it.
"I'm just going to have a little fun!" She defended.
"HAY! What about the rating?"
"It won't be shown to the readers!" She called off before leading them into the kitchen.
A couple minutes later Dark Lady walks out from the kitchen.... where surprisingly screams of horror weren't heard-- yet. She takes a remote out of her pocket and fast forwards from the FBI warning to the actual beginning. Then she mutes the screams.
Jedi -And says to himself. "But...... what's the point in showing a human sexual education video to Medabot?"
"Because it's just so much fun when you see their pale faces," She explained before laughing maniacally.
"Oh. So what am I going to do?"
"Assist.... Angel."
"What?" "Well yeah! In a way you ARE kinda of like the father / husband to her! You created her and you're the reason why she's gonna be pregnant!"
"HUSBAND?!?!?!?!? LOOK HERE! I'm probably more her father! Who ever made her pregnant is her match...."
"Well then more the reason to assist! She has NO idea who the father is and your here! So go...... assist!"
"ACK!" Dark pushes him. "Alright! I'm going...."
"Good boy!"
"Wait a sec...... What do you mean she doesn't know who the father is?"
"Well she doesn't know who made her pregnant! The father of her CHILD!"
"I know that! But a Medabot has to come in to contact by the mouth to become with child! How could she not know?!"
"Well you said that being created made her pregnant! She hasn't even kissed anyone yet!"
"........... Or has she?"
"She was created with the ABILITY to become pregnant but was not CREATED pregnant."
"Oh okay," Dark lady shrugged.
"She must have kissed someone,"
"Angel, c'mere!" Dark Lady motioned for the Angel to come over.
"Huh?" angel looks up at Dark.
"Yes miss dark?" She walks over to the two teens.
"She talks like Brass..... anyways...." Jedi-and cut in.
"Angel..... who's the father?"
".................."
"I demand to know angel......"
"Who is it?"
"We have our ways," They both still sound quite calm. Jedi-and folds his arms and watches her intently.
"But..... But..... I don't want to tell......" Angel looked down at the floor. Jedi-and growls.
"Why? Does he beat you-- Ow!" Dark lady rubbed her side where Jedi-and had elbowed her.
"I'm going outside! Hopefully you would have changed your mind by then Angel!" He storms off, slamming the door open. Dark lady bites her lip and guides Angel back to her seat.
"Oh dear...."
Jedi-and is outside, pacing, and muttering to himself out side
"It's okay. We all have tempers," Dark lady comforted. "Him especially,"
"It's okay miss Dark....." Angel looked up. Dark Lady smiled. "I'm sure it's just a bit of a shock to Papa that's all."
"P.... Papa?"
"Did i say something wrong miss dark?"
"No *snigger* Nothing at all......" Dark Lady hides her snort.
"I know he isn't my father but...... i feel a bit alone at the moment...... And he did create me......."
"I get yeah. Well..... the best thing to do now is go with the father of your child.... No wait they're still in the kitchen.... except for....." Dark Lady looks over to Shadow Fox who is sitting on the Air hockey score board. "Noo.... There's no way....."
"Huh?" Angel looks over and waves to Shadow Fox.
"Hiya!"
Shadow Fox turns to her direction and turns a slight red in the cheeks. He gives a small wave back.
"You son of a toaster," Dark Lady quipped. "Wait a minute..... I just called myself a toaster! Slag....... Umm." Angel just laughs. "Oh Prime help us all," Dark Lady walked over to Shadow Fox and glared. "I do NOT believe you!"
Angel runs over to Shadow Fox and wraps her arms around him. While turning a little red. Dark Lady sweat drops and walks outside to Jedi-and. "Well...... I found out who the father is,"
Jedi-and is sitting on a wall, slumped over, leaning on his legs staring forward. He looked up in surprise to see her.
"Huh? You have?"
"Yes..... I certainly...... did," Dark Lady said almost in regret. Jedi- and stands up.
"Who is it?"
".......... *Sighs* Shadow Fox,"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!! HOW DARE HE TOUCH MY LITTLE GIRL!!!"
" YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!"
Jedi-and goes to walk past dark. Dark Lady grabs him by the collar of his shirt and pulls back.
"Ack!" He growls a little.
"Right back at yeah, bud." She stared him down. " Look, I am just as upset as you are! But you are NOT going to kill MY character!!" You could see his face showing mixed emotions as he stands up straight.
"I.... I..... Damn it!"
Dark lady faces him and coaxes him to calm down. "You are going to calm down and walk in there. You will NOT under NO circumstances kill Shadow Fox!" Jedi-and hits a wall hard with his fist in frustration. "Owey." Dark lady winced.
"She isn't even an evening old!"
"I heard...... Look. You can't go in there like this! Do you want some more ribs?"
"I don't think that will help...."
"Sure it will! But killing Shadow Fox won't!"
"Alright.... I'll calm down..... But if he hurts her...." He trails off. He is breathing heavily, trying to calm himself down.
"Come on," Dark Lady leads him to the patio. "What are you gonna do?"
"I am...... going to go in there..... sit down and...... congratulate Angel and Shadow Fox......"
"Annd....."
"I'll try and keep my cool so I won't kill him....."
"Good boy. Now let's try going in there." Both teenagers walk into the game room and Dark Lady leads Jedi-and to the air Hockey table. He stands there just plain staring at Shadow Fox for a bit. Finally, He slowly holds out a hand.
"Don't you have something to say, Jedi?" Dark lady gestured for him to do something.
"Congratulations. I hope you two are happy with you kid." He said through gritted teeth. Angel gives a huge sigh of relief and hugs Jedi-and tightly. He hugs her back and smiles at her.
Dark Lady takes Shadow Fox and leads him into the kitchen. She comes out smiling. "Almost done. They've already gone through three tapes!"
Jedi-and lifts up Angel and puts her back on the air hockey table. "Jeez...... Hay Dark?"
"Yeah?" Jedi-and folds his arms
"Does this mean we are going to be Grand Parents?" He looks up to the ceiling.
".................. Don't even go there," Jedi-and laughed out loud. "That is NOT funny, man!"
"Don't worry yourself." He said, still laughing a little. Dark Lady smiles before going back outside to the patio. She slips on her headphones to her Walkman and closes her eyes in contentment.
Jedi-and watches her walk before moving to the window, watching the sky.
"Nice sunset, huh?"
He looks over "Yes..... very enchanting......"
Centurion walks over beside him and sighs. "All I wanted was a pizza,"
"You're getting all you went after...... Even Peppercat"
"It's just that..... it happened so fast......" Jedi-and slaps his fore head. "Now I have take care of Peppercat too....."
"I know pal.... I know"
"You know...... You're going to have to make sure she doesn't fight......"
"Oh..... no,"
"Huh?"
"How the heck am I supposed to get her AWAY from the Robattles?" He unfolds his arms and looks at his Medabot.
"Simple....explain it to her straight. What might happen if she lost......"
"Good idea......." Centurion walked over to Peppercat who was watching TV.
"Peppercat?" Centurion stood over the small red bot. The Cat looked up to Centurion and mentally smiled.
"Yeah?"
"Peppy....... It's about..... The Robattles....... You have to stop..." Peppercat was surprised at his statement and considered it. "I don't want you or the baby to get hurt......"
"I understand..... thank you," Peppercat leaned over to Centurion and rested her head on his chest. He hugs her closely.
Dark Lady walked back with a Foxfire plushy in her arms while nodding her head to the beat of the music.
"Eew..... mush!"
"?" Jedi-and turns around to see Centurion and Peppercat
"Aw...... isn't that sweet....."
"It's mushy....... Feel better when I hear the Medabots scream in horror. Be right back. I'm gonna get em out..... Hey wait a sec..... How'd Centurion get out?"
Dark lady shrugs and walks over to the kitchen doors. Jedi-and shrugs as well and thinks about his bots. He then also walks over to the door. Dark lady walks out with silent and pale male Medabots
"Oh my......"
"How many videos did you put them through?" Jedi-and looks at dark
"......... I think maybe six,"
"No wonder....."
"Well I can't help it if Barney videos just keep appearing when one video is done!"
"I think we need some time for the Medabots to go with there partners."
"Okay. Males! Go to your loved ones!" All the males stay behind her in fright as they look on to their partners.
Jedi-and points at the girls "GO!"
"I'll chuck you if you don't!"
"We will make you watch more!"
"AH!" All of the males race to their partners and hug them lovingly.
Both Laugh out loud again. "Damn straight!" Jedi-and looks over to see Brass on her own.
"Oh no......"
"Slaggit Metabee!"
"I've been trying to make everyone happy but I neglect the one Medabot that I have been looking out for all the time..."
"Soo...... Go assist!"
"WHAT?!?!
"...... Are we having De JA Vu?"
"Yes!"
"Nah!"
"We both go over. We both assist!"
"No, you go over. I'm getting my goddamn pizza!"
"ACK!"
Dark Lady runs down the hallway to get her food.
"Have fun!"
"But! But! Phooey..."
"I said.... have FUN!"
He thinks for a while to himself.... "I could make a Medabot for Brass.... even if it's only as a friend..... I'll do that....."
Dark Lady runs back in. "What did we learn today?!!" He runs out to the roof.
"That we don't give up on friends!"
"NO! That you tend to screw up!! Come back here!!"
Jedi-and stops on the roof and holds out his hands. But his hands shake as he brings them back down. His shoulders drop.
"If you fall off because you're too tired I'll laugh!" Yelled Dark lady from the ground.
"I.... I won't give up!"
"Now say 'I won't screw up!'" He holds his hands out as his eyes go red again.
"I WILL NOT SCREW UP!" A bright white light sends a beam in to the sky.
Dark lady walks over beside him and holds out her hands as well.
"THIS IS HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
"AND LET IT STAY THIS WAY!!"
A shock wave is sent out and with a blinding light a new Medabot stood there.
Jedi-and fell to his knees, then on to his face. He is K.O'd. Dark Lady just stood there with her eyes glazing over. The new Medabot was black; he was a little shorter than Centurion but bigger than Angel.
"Come...... on....." Dark Lady kneels down and helps up the teenager. Unfortunately, he is still K.O'd
The new Medabot picked up both teenagers and brought them into the restaurant. He has huge bat wings, which fold over his body and spiked feet. His optics a gleaming silver. His mask was pure white he had a huge 3 pronged, gold antenna with an X shaped jewel on his head and a long thin black whip like tail.
"Who are you?" the bot asked Dark.
"A Lady of Darkness," she answered in a small weak voice. The 'bot nodded before carrying the two teenagers inside.
"What happened?"
"Who are you?"
"What did you DO?"
"Yay! She's gone!"
"No she's right there,"
"..... Damn,"