Calling to the Sacred Dumb Animals
On the night of the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets premiere at 6:50 PM two young girls wanted to see the movie, but their mothers said that might not be possible. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" They said sadfully. "We must see it!!! We'll call upon the Sacred Dumb Animals!!!" They did several Sacred Dumb Animal dances while saying these words...
"Oh sacred dumb animals...here us call! WE request to see the blessed Harry Potter Movie tonight that you have so wonderfully placed upon our Earth! HOUM! HOUM! HOUM! PLEASE HEAR US PLEAD! WE, YOUR FAVORITEST HOMIE GEES! WE WISH TO SEE THE MOVIE SO WE CAN FULFILL YOUR DEED IN LAUGHING EVILLY AT DANIEL AND RUPERT AND TURN EMMA INTO A RABID CHINCHILLA ARSE! MWAHAHAHA DANIEL! MWAHAHAHA RUPERT! MWAHAHAHA RABID CHINCHILLA ARSE EMMA!"
They laughed evilly for quite awhile, while singing this chant. Suddenly Bob the Focker appeared. "POOP!" he cried, and then he disappeared.
"Thatatata! Thatatatata! Thatatatatata!" said the EvilBobalina, in a chibi munchkin voice.
"I know you dion't!" cried the EvilTrunks, while shaking her arse at random people.
EvilBobalina cried and slapped EvilTrunks' spastically shakin' butt with her pet tuna to get her to stop. "EvilTrunks, you're scurring the lil' llamas!"
"Yay!!!!!!!!" EvilTrunks said as our mothers said we could go to the movie. "The chant worked!"
They both did the llama dance and barked like a rabid monkeyfish as they headed out the door...
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Theunrightharrypottertim: Yeeeeeeee!!!!! We got to see it on the first day! Bless those Sacred Dumb Animals! By the way we really did do that chant... Heeheehee... ^_^'
On the night of the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets premiere at 6:50 PM two young girls wanted to see the movie, but their mothers said that might not be possible. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" They said sadfully. "We must see it!!! We'll call upon the Sacred Dumb Animals!!!" They did several Sacred Dumb Animal dances while saying these words...
"Oh sacred dumb animals...here us call! WE request to see the blessed Harry Potter Movie tonight that you have so wonderfully placed upon our Earth! HOUM! HOUM! HOUM! PLEASE HEAR US PLEAD! WE, YOUR FAVORITEST HOMIE GEES! WE WISH TO SEE THE MOVIE SO WE CAN FULFILL YOUR DEED IN LAUGHING EVILLY AT DANIEL AND RUPERT AND TURN EMMA INTO A RABID CHINCHILLA ARSE! MWAHAHAHA DANIEL! MWAHAHAHA RUPERT! MWAHAHAHA RABID CHINCHILLA ARSE EMMA!"
They laughed evilly for quite awhile, while singing this chant. Suddenly Bob the Focker appeared. "POOP!" he cried, and then he disappeared.
"Thatatata! Thatatatata! Thatatatatata!" said the EvilBobalina, in a chibi munchkin voice.
"I know you dion't!" cried the EvilTrunks, while shaking her arse at random people.
EvilBobalina cried and slapped EvilTrunks' spastically shakin' butt with her pet tuna to get her to stop. "EvilTrunks, you're scurring the lil' llamas!"
"Yay!!!!!!!!" EvilTrunks said as our mothers said we could go to the movie. "The chant worked!"
They both did the llama dance and barked like a rabid monkeyfish as they headed out the door...
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Theunrightharrypottertim: Yeeeeeeee!!!!! We got to see it on the first day! Bless those Sacred Dumb Animals! By the way we really did do that chant... Heeheehee... ^_^'