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Harry Potty and the Sorcerer's Stoned
Once upon a time there was the kid.named Harry.Harry Potty. Well, this kid was kinda.different..he was often observed flying around on a broom and talking to owls.but this was regarded as a positive development in light of his nervous breakdown the previous year when he discovered that his role model, Weird Al, didn't really need glasses. Or perhaps it was when he realized that Richard Nixon really was a crook..or that his most beloved hero, John Lenin-or maybe it was Vladimir Lenin- was dead.
In any case, he was indeed a case.a nut case that is. It wasn't until mobs were swarming him in the streets screaming 'Harry!' at the top of their lungs that he realized he needed a haircut.or a nose hair trim, he couldn't decide which. After voting for the 'military' look, he was mysteriously transported away to a place.somewhere over the rainbow..or the ocean at any rate.to a place called Hogfarts-the most renowned plumbing school in the world, the solar system, the galaxy, THE UNIVERSE.or the country at any rate. Upon arriving on campus he noticed an abundance of men with tool belts.wearing their pants around their knees and T-shirts proclaiming 'Don't Forget to Jiggle the Handle'
After registration he was whisked away on a flying wrench, that didn't fly very far due to the fact that metal is heavier than air (which also shocked poor Harry into quite a nasty bout of depression), and the wrench's jet propulsion system had just about gone down the drain, or, the toilet, so to speak.
His dorm room also, was quite a shock.it would have been much more homely if the sewer system hadn't been back up.much to his dismay. It wasn't until he saw the beautiful girl with beautiful hair.frizzled beyond belief..
She walk up to him with a smile on her slightly strange looking face. "Hello."
The one word was said...and Harry was MADLY in love..
He pushed down his sunglasses slightly and leaned against the wall. "My name is Potty..Harry Potty....." He grinned and took a step towards her.only to trip on a socket wrench and fall flat on his face.
She sighed, shook her head and walked away. "Boys these days."
It was at that moment that Harry noticed a red-headed young man standing nearby, eating what appeared to be -*****due to the theme of this story, I will not continue on that train of thought*****.
After the medics had pumped out this young man's stomach, he introduced himself as.Ron. Oh geez is he so hot.(only in the dreams of sickly perverted ten year olds who cannot find anything else to but stare at and drool over a red headed freak..)
Several moths after his arrival, the head plumber saw fit to give Harry his first real gift.*insert twilight zone theme here* TRANSPORATION
A party was thrown in the main hall in Hogfarts that evening.and Harry received the GIFT OF A LIFETIME.a flying plumbing van with the cheerful caption across the side declaring 'Wherever You Go, We'll be There'
Harry was having the time of hid life at Hogfarts, and soon had even created his own club.The Potty Plungers.
Harry stared of into the distance, gazing at the clouds, seeing shaped ranging from simple scrub brushes to complex flush systems, and sighed. What a wonderful life he had here..
Didja like it? I didn't..b/c I HATE HARRY POTTER.and YES the title had nothing to do with the story..and YES I think all those who are involved in the Harry Potter Brainwashing craze should be tied to the wall and tickled until they pee their pants.
Flame me or review me, I don't care which.or witch.
Harry Potty and the Sorcerer's Stoned
Once upon a time there was the kid.named Harry.Harry Potty. Well, this kid was kinda.different..he was often observed flying around on a broom and talking to owls.but this was regarded as a positive development in light of his nervous breakdown the previous year when he discovered that his role model, Weird Al, didn't really need glasses. Or perhaps it was when he realized that Richard Nixon really was a crook..or that his most beloved hero, John Lenin-or maybe it was Vladimir Lenin- was dead.
In any case, he was indeed a case.a nut case that is. It wasn't until mobs were swarming him in the streets screaming 'Harry!' at the top of their lungs that he realized he needed a haircut.or a nose hair trim, he couldn't decide which. After voting for the 'military' look, he was mysteriously transported away to a place.somewhere over the rainbow..or the ocean at any rate.to a place called Hogfarts-the most renowned plumbing school in the world, the solar system, the galaxy, THE UNIVERSE.or the country at any rate. Upon arriving on campus he noticed an abundance of men with tool belts.wearing their pants around their knees and T-shirts proclaiming 'Don't Forget to Jiggle the Handle'
After registration he was whisked away on a flying wrench, that didn't fly very far due to the fact that metal is heavier than air (which also shocked poor Harry into quite a nasty bout of depression), and the wrench's jet propulsion system had just about gone down the drain, or, the toilet, so to speak.
His dorm room also, was quite a shock.it would have been much more homely if the sewer system hadn't been back up.much to his dismay. It wasn't until he saw the beautiful girl with beautiful hair.frizzled beyond belief..
She walk up to him with a smile on her slightly strange looking face. "Hello."
The one word was said...and Harry was MADLY in love..
He pushed down his sunglasses slightly and leaned against the wall. "My name is Potty..Harry Potty....." He grinned and took a step towards her.only to trip on a socket wrench and fall flat on his face.
She sighed, shook her head and walked away. "Boys these days."
It was at that moment that Harry noticed a red-headed young man standing nearby, eating what appeared to be -*****due to the theme of this story, I will not continue on that train of thought*****.
After the medics had pumped out this young man's stomach, he introduced himself as.Ron. Oh geez is he so hot.(only in the dreams of sickly perverted ten year olds who cannot find anything else to but stare at and drool over a red headed freak..)
Several moths after his arrival, the head plumber saw fit to give Harry his first real gift.*insert twilight zone theme here* TRANSPORATION
A party was thrown in the main hall in Hogfarts that evening.and Harry received the GIFT OF A LIFETIME.a flying plumbing van with the cheerful caption across the side declaring 'Wherever You Go, We'll be There'
Harry was having the time of hid life at Hogfarts, and soon had even created his own club.The Potty Plungers.
Harry stared of into the distance, gazing at the clouds, seeing shaped ranging from simple scrub brushes to complex flush systems, and sighed. What a wonderful life he had here..
Didja like it? I didn't..b/c I HATE HARRY POTTER.and YES the title had nothing to do with the story..and YES I think all those who are involved in the Harry Potter Brainwashing craze should be tied to the wall and tickled until they pee their pants.
Flame me or review me, I don't care which.or witch.