Tom Nook and his Bride!
By Dee, Tash and Steph (Freya Skullka-Fei, Chou and Blue Dragoness) ohwowscissors
Heh... This is a crazy story of love and murder, crazy moles, humans with too much time on their hands and much more! It's written by three people, bet you couldn't guess who wrote which parts! ^_^;
Disclaimer: Dee, Tash and Steph own themselves, nothing else -_-
Chapter 1 - The Beginning
One day, while trotting around in Super Fun Happy Valley Excellent Family Wish Town, (a/n: Don't even try naming your town that, Rover won't allow it o_o) Sarah was headed to Tom Nook's Nook n' Go variety store. She happily walked up to the sliding door, when a very misfortune thing happened! Sarah stepped up to the door, and it opened before her like it should. However, when she started to go THROUGH the door, it rapidly snapped shut before her. What the hell? thought Sarah, and stepping back, allowed the door to open again. The same thing happened when she tried to go through again. Fuck! thought Sarah, as she did often. This little door war continued until Sarah ran at the door, causing herself to get stuck in between the door and it's frame.
"AUGH!!! HEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!!!" she shrieked madly.
The owner of the store (Tom Nook, obviously) looked up from his work and immediately rushed over to help his customer.
"Help me!!" Sarah screamed again.
Tom Nook grabbed a hold of Sarah's hands, and pulled her forward, when the door budged slightly. Both Sarah and Tom Nook went flying to the ground, and landed ontop of each other. Sarah quickly picked herself up, turning red. Tom shyly looked at the ground. Neither of them said a word, until Sarah spoke up.
"Um.. Thank you... for saving me."
"You... You.. You're qu- quite welcome." Tom Nook sputtered out, "Do you need anything else?"
"Yes." Said Sarah, "I'm looking for a bucket."
Meanwhile, Dee, Steph and Tash had found out quite suddenly that they all lived in quite close proximity to each other, they were all next-door neighbors infact, and had been for three weeks!
"Wow!" Exclaimed Dee, "I never knew you lived here!"
"I never knew either of you lived here!" Steph said happily.
"Me neither, but it's great anyways." Tash announced.
"But who," Said Dee, turning to the last house that none of the girls occupied, "Lives there?"
Their question was soon answered when a girl with a bucket, who was singing happily to herself walked by them, and into the house they were wondering about.
"Hey-" Said Dee
"It's Sarah!" Steph piped up.
"Huh?" the girl poked her head out the doorway, "Oh, hey! I didn't know you guys lived here too!"
"Yeah, for about three weeks." Dee answered.
"Can we see your house? And why, God forbid, are you carrying a bucket around?" Asked Steph.
"Sure you can come in.." Sarah said, not answering Steph's second question right away.
Inside Sarah's house there was the WHOLE Cabana Series! The bed, chair, table, dresser, wardrobe, screen, vanity, bookcase, armchair and lamp. She even had the Cabana wallpaper and carpet.
"It's very... Cabana-ish." Tash stated, as the four girls walked into Sarah's house.
"Isn't it!?" Sarah said excitedly.
Dee, Steph and Tash looked at each other, not sure how to answer.
"So what have you guys been up to today?" Sarah finally asked, sitting down on her cabana armchair.
The others looked around for a place to sit. Steph sat on the bed, Dee sat on the other chair and Tash, after pondering slightly, sat on the table.
"May I ask you a question?" Dee spoke up.
"Sure..." replied Sarah, wondering where this was going.
"Is it just me, or do you seem overly happy today?" Dee pressed onwards.
"Yeah," Added Tash, "There's something you're not telling us, isn't there!?"
"It's.. nothing!" Sarah lied weakly, she had always been horrible at lying, and her face was now a bright red.
"Oh come on, Sarah! We know you're lying!" Exclaimed Steph. After minutes of arguing with the girls, Sarah finally snapped.
"Alright FINE! I met someone today! And he's really sweet and cute and-"
"WHO!!?" Dee, Tash and Steph exploded in unison, catching poor Sarah off guard.
"I.. can't tell you."
"Aw, come on!" Tash pleaded.
"No!" Sarah said, she really didn't want to tell anyone who this person (or animal actually) was.
"Well let us guess then!" Steph suggested.
"Oh, I know!" Dee said, "Is it Limberg?" Steph and Tash laughed.
"No, it's not Limberg..." Sarah answered, annoyed, "But stop guessing, 'cuz I won't tell you."
"Is it Groucho!?" Tash gasped, "It is, isn't it? No! You're not allowed! I'll kill you!"
"No! It's not Groucho either! And I told you already, I'm NOT telling!" Sarah yelled.
"Oh my God!" Steph said, jumping up from the bed, "It's Tom Nook!"
Sarah said nothing. Her face was very, very red.
Tash, Dee and Steph starred at Sarah in disbelief until...
"It's Tom Nook! It is! Haha!" Steph said, overly amused
"Sarah likes Tom! Sarah likes Tom! Sarah likes TOM!" The three cheered in unison.
"Shut up!" Sarah growled angrily.
"But SARAH..." Steph whined. All three looked at each other before continuing their chant.
"Sarah likes Tom! Sarah likes Tom! Sarah-"
"ALRIGHT! OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Sarah screeched, shoving Steph, Tash and Dee out the door. Satisfied, she dusted her hands off, went back inside and slammed the door behind her.
"What's HER problem?" The three girls spoke at the same time.
Meanwhile. in his evil little hole, Mr.. Resetti was evilly planning his evil plans. For you see, Mr.. Resetti was one evil little mole who had evilly escaped one evil little asylum many evil moons ago. Mr.. Resetti took out his evil pieces of paper with the evil little plans on them out of his evil little hiding place.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheh!" Mr.. Resetti laughed his evil little laugh and the scene then changed to something more happy and exciting that the evil Mr.. Resetti.
Tom Nook could hardly concentrate on his work, he was actually daydreaming about Sarah THAT much! And, it was beginning to annoy his impatient customers.
"Hey! HEY! Some of us would like to be served TODAY!"
Tom twitched and whirled around to see a rather annoyed looking Monique.
"Oh, uh, welcome! And... don't carouse, I guess, ho.. ho ho?"
"Right.. How about some candy?" Asked Monique.
Sarah loves candy! Thought Tom, "No dice!" He said, stepping between the scantily-dressed cat and the candy.
"Why you! This ain't over!" Hissed Monique, slapping poor Tom across the face. With that, she stormed out the door muttering something like 'Just wait 'til my boyfriend hears about this!'
Tom pawed at his cheek, realizing that Monique had scratched him, quite deeply infact.
"Love hurts." He sighed, and went back to daydreaming the afternoon away.
As Tom daydreamed, so did Sarah. Tash, Steph and Dee began seeing less and less of their friend, as she was hardly ever home (and when she was, she wanted no visits from them.) It was the morning of October 31st, and the three girls went to see if Sarah wanted to go trick or treating that night. She had rejected their offer, as she already had plans that night. The girls decided they must do something about this Tom Nook taking their friend away.
So that afternoon, Dee, Steph and Tash met up at Dee's house to discuss the problem. It wasn't the biggest problem, but they needed SOMETHING to complain about.
"Any ideas?" Asked Steph, stretching out on Dee's cabin couch.
"In the spirit of Halloween, I think we should play a trick on one unsuspecting happy couple!" Grinned Tash.
It was then that Dee remembered a gift she had stored away in her bureau.
"I know what we can do!" She chimed, hopping up from her pineapple bed, walking over to find the gift.
"A friend of mine gave me this awhile ago, I was going to get rid of it yesterday but I'm glad I didn't."
"What is it?" Asked Tash and Steph.
"A pitfall."
Sarah brushed her hair one last time before heading out in her favorite U R Here outfit. Tonight was the night, Tom had written her a letter that asked her to meet him at the Nook N' Go at seven-thirty. He had something VERY important that he needed to tell her. Sarah glanced at herself in the mirror once, and excitedly walked outside.
From inside Dee's house, Steph watched Sarah from the window.
"This is a good chance! How 'bout now?" she asked.
"No, we should wait 'til tonight, when they're together. Plus. it'll be funnier when it's dark." They all laughed.
But they weren't the only ones planning something evil for that night. Mr. Resetti was also planning his first attack on a certain individual. He laughed his evil laugh as he completed his evil little doodle of what was to happen that night. The victim was to remain nameless to the public until later. Then he wouldn't have to say anything, because the townsfolk would notice who was missing.
Sarah walked to the Nook N' Go arriving casually late, (she hadn't meant to, she'd gotten lost) at seven-forty. When she walked in, Tom ran over to her looking somewhat worried.
"Where have you been? I was starting to get worried. Oh, by the way, I think I got the door fixed." He smiled, looking towards the sliding door. Sarah followed his gaze and stuck her hand towards the door. It opened, the way it should, but when Sarah moved to push her hand through it, it rapidly and noisily closed on her. Sarah whipped her hand out quickly, knocking herself over in the process. She landed in Tom's arms, and looked up at him with glistening eyes.
"Um.." She said, straightening up. "What was it you wanted to tell me?"
Tom looked her straight in the eyes and said "Sarah, I love you. I've loved you ever since I laid eyes upon you, KISS ME!!" He cried
And the chapter stops right about there! Probably for the best, ne? Well it took FOREVER to type this out again, so please review! Thanks!!
By Dee, Tash and Steph (Freya Skullka-Fei, Chou and Blue Dragoness) ohwowscissors
Heh... This is a crazy story of love and murder, crazy moles, humans with too much time on their hands and much more! It's written by three people, bet you couldn't guess who wrote which parts! ^_^;
Disclaimer: Dee, Tash and Steph own themselves, nothing else -_-
Chapter 1 - The Beginning
One day, while trotting around in Super Fun Happy Valley Excellent Family Wish Town, (a/n: Don't even try naming your town that, Rover won't allow it o_o) Sarah was headed to Tom Nook's Nook n' Go variety store. She happily walked up to the sliding door, when a very misfortune thing happened! Sarah stepped up to the door, and it opened before her like it should. However, when she started to go THROUGH the door, it rapidly snapped shut before her. What the hell? thought Sarah, and stepping back, allowed the door to open again. The same thing happened when she tried to go through again. Fuck! thought Sarah, as she did often. This little door war continued until Sarah ran at the door, causing herself to get stuck in between the door and it's frame.
"AUGH!!! HEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!!!" she shrieked madly.
The owner of the store (Tom Nook, obviously) looked up from his work and immediately rushed over to help his customer.
"Help me!!" Sarah screamed again.
Tom Nook grabbed a hold of Sarah's hands, and pulled her forward, when the door budged slightly. Both Sarah and Tom Nook went flying to the ground, and landed ontop of each other. Sarah quickly picked herself up, turning red. Tom shyly looked at the ground. Neither of them said a word, until Sarah spoke up.
"Um.. Thank you... for saving me."
"You... You.. You're qu- quite welcome." Tom Nook sputtered out, "Do you need anything else?"
"Yes." Said Sarah, "I'm looking for a bucket."
Meanwhile, Dee, Steph and Tash had found out quite suddenly that they all lived in quite close proximity to each other, they were all next-door neighbors infact, and had been for three weeks!
"Wow!" Exclaimed Dee, "I never knew you lived here!"
"I never knew either of you lived here!" Steph said happily.
"Me neither, but it's great anyways." Tash announced.
"But who," Said Dee, turning to the last house that none of the girls occupied, "Lives there?"
Their question was soon answered when a girl with a bucket, who was singing happily to herself walked by them, and into the house they were wondering about.
"Hey-" Said Dee
"It's Sarah!" Steph piped up.
"Huh?" the girl poked her head out the doorway, "Oh, hey! I didn't know you guys lived here too!"
"Yeah, for about three weeks." Dee answered.
"Can we see your house? And why, God forbid, are you carrying a bucket around?" Asked Steph.
"Sure you can come in.." Sarah said, not answering Steph's second question right away.
Inside Sarah's house there was the WHOLE Cabana Series! The bed, chair, table, dresser, wardrobe, screen, vanity, bookcase, armchair and lamp. She even had the Cabana wallpaper and carpet.
"It's very... Cabana-ish." Tash stated, as the four girls walked into Sarah's house.
"Isn't it!?" Sarah said excitedly.
Dee, Steph and Tash looked at each other, not sure how to answer.
"So what have you guys been up to today?" Sarah finally asked, sitting down on her cabana armchair.
The others looked around for a place to sit. Steph sat on the bed, Dee sat on the other chair and Tash, after pondering slightly, sat on the table.
"May I ask you a question?" Dee spoke up.
"Sure..." replied Sarah, wondering where this was going.
"Is it just me, or do you seem overly happy today?" Dee pressed onwards.
"Yeah," Added Tash, "There's something you're not telling us, isn't there!?"
"It's.. nothing!" Sarah lied weakly, she had always been horrible at lying, and her face was now a bright red.
"Oh come on, Sarah! We know you're lying!" Exclaimed Steph. After minutes of arguing with the girls, Sarah finally snapped.
"Alright FINE! I met someone today! And he's really sweet and cute and-"
"WHO!!?" Dee, Tash and Steph exploded in unison, catching poor Sarah off guard.
"I.. can't tell you."
"Aw, come on!" Tash pleaded.
"No!" Sarah said, she really didn't want to tell anyone who this person (or animal actually) was.
"Well let us guess then!" Steph suggested.
"Oh, I know!" Dee said, "Is it Limberg?" Steph and Tash laughed.
"No, it's not Limberg..." Sarah answered, annoyed, "But stop guessing, 'cuz I won't tell you."
"Is it Groucho!?" Tash gasped, "It is, isn't it? No! You're not allowed! I'll kill you!"
"No! It's not Groucho either! And I told you already, I'm NOT telling!" Sarah yelled.
"Oh my God!" Steph said, jumping up from the bed, "It's Tom Nook!"
Sarah said nothing. Her face was very, very red.
Tash, Dee and Steph starred at Sarah in disbelief until...
"It's Tom Nook! It is! Haha!" Steph said, overly amused
"Sarah likes Tom! Sarah likes Tom! Sarah likes TOM!" The three cheered in unison.
"Shut up!" Sarah growled angrily.
"But SARAH..." Steph whined. All three looked at each other before continuing their chant.
"Sarah likes Tom! Sarah likes Tom! Sarah-"
"ALRIGHT! OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Sarah screeched, shoving Steph, Tash and Dee out the door. Satisfied, she dusted her hands off, went back inside and slammed the door behind her.
"What's HER problem?" The three girls spoke at the same time.
Meanwhile. in his evil little hole, Mr.. Resetti was evilly planning his evil plans. For you see, Mr.. Resetti was one evil little mole who had evilly escaped one evil little asylum many evil moons ago. Mr.. Resetti took out his evil pieces of paper with the evil little plans on them out of his evil little hiding place.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheh!" Mr.. Resetti laughed his evil little laugh and the scene then changed to something more happy and exciting that the evil Mr.. Resetti.
Tom Nook could hardly concentrate on his work, he was actually daydreaming about Sarah THAT much! And, it was beginning to annoy his impatient customers.
"Hey! HEY! Some of us would like to be served TODAY!"
Tom twitched and whirled around to see a rather annoyed looking Monique.
"Oh, uh, welcome! And... don't carouse, I guess, ho.. ho ho?"
"Right.. How about some candy?" Asked Monique.
Sarah loves candy! Thought Tom, "No dice!" He said, stepping between the scantily-dressed cat and the candy.
"Why you! This ain't over!" Hissed Monique, slapping poor Tom across the face. With that, she stormed out the door muttering something like 'Just wait 'til my boyfriend hears about this!'
Tom pawed at his cheek, realizing that Monique had scratched him, quite deeply infact.
"Love hurts." He sighed, and went back to daydreaming the afternoon away.
As Tom daydreamed, so did Sarah. Tash, Steph and Dee began seeing less and less of their friend, as she was hardly ever home (and when she was, she wanted no visits from them.) It was the morning of October 31st, and the three girls went to see if Sarah wanted to go trick or treating that night. She had rejected their offer, as she already had plans that night. The girls decided they must do something about this Tom Nook taking their friend away.
So that afternoon, Dee, Steph and Tash met up at Dee's house to discuss the problem. It wasn't the biggest problem, but they needed SOMETHING to complain about.
"Any ideas?" Asked Steph, stretching out on Dee's cabin couch.
"In the spirit of Halloween, I think we should play a trick on one unsuspecting happy couple!" Grinned Tash.
It was then that Dee remembered a gift she had stored away in her bureau.
"I know what we can do!" She chimed, hopping up from her pineapple bed, walking over to find the gift.
"A friend of mine gave me this awhile ago, I was going to get rid of it yesterday but I'm glad I didn't."
"What is it?" Asked Tash and Steph.
"A pitfall."
Sarah brushed her hair one last time before heading out in her favorite U R Here outfit. Tonight was the night, Tom had written her a letter that asked her to meet him at the Nook N' Go at seven-thirty. He had something VERY important that he needed to tell her. Sarah glanced at herself in the mirror once, and excitedly walked outside.
From inside Dee's house, Steph watched Sarah from the window.
"This is a good chance! How 'bout now?" she asked.
"No, we should wait 'til tonight, when they're together. Plus. it'll be funnier when it's dark." They all laughed.
But they weren't the only ones planning something evil for that night. Mr. Resetti was also planning his first attack on a certain individual. He laughed his evil laugh as he completed his evil little doodle of what was to happen that night. The victim was to remain nameless to the public until later. Then he wouldn't have to say anything, because the townsfolk would notice who was missing.
Sarah walked to the Nook N' Go arriving casually late, (she hadn't meant to, she'd gotten lost) at seven-forty. When she walked in, Tom ran over to her looking somewhat worried.
"Where have you been? I was starting to get worried. Oh, by the way, I think I got the door fixed." He smiled, looking towards the sliding door. Sarah followed his gaze and stuck her hand towards the door. It opened, the way it should, but when Sarah moved to push her hand through it, it rapidly and noisily closed on her. Sarah whipped her hand out quickly, knocking herself over in the process. She landed in Tom's arms, and looked up at him with glistening eyes.
"Um.." She said, straightening up. "What was it you wanted to tell me?"
Tom looked her straight in the eyes and said "Sarah, I love you. I've loved you ever since I laid eyes upon you, KISS ME!!" He cried
And the chapter stops right about there! Probably for the best, ne? Well it took FOREVER to type this out again, so please review! Thanks!!