A/N- Hey y'all! I wrote a little ficlet, about two chapters long. It's a James/Lily one, but it's a diary type form, through Lily's eyes. An attempt of humor was put in, enjoy!

Dedicated: GEORGIA!!! Whooooo!!

Disclaimer: What you recognize from the books aren't mine. There!





Something o'clock, Wednesday

I actually do NOT know the time, because someone-*cough* Birenia borrowed my watch for a spell, but of course, knowing her, I never actually did get it back. And it wasn't any ordinary watch; it was a silver watch, with the picture of a lily in the center.

Anyway, so for breakfast I was sitting with Birenia, Scarlett and Regora (Now that I think of it, I may be the only one in our group with a normal name. Lily. That's normal enough, right?), when some kid walked up to us. He wore overalls and had glasses. His blonde hair was all over his face, and his skin was much too pale for my likings.

"Um. hello? Can I help you with something?" Scarlett asked when Dorky Dorkison was just standing there without saying a word.

"No. That's okay. I just wanted to stand here. I was looking at something, but now I want to look at it from this angle."

Sure. Right. He's normal.

So Birenia, Scarlett, Regora and I got nervous. We didn't really talk for a while until finally Dorky Dorkison left.

As soon as he was out of earshot, we all started laughing.

"Did you see that kid?" Scarlett asked.

"A kid? Is that what you saw? What I saw was a dork with hair," I answered.

"What was up with him, anyway? He was looking at something?" Regora said with raised eyebrows.

"Probably imagining one of us naked," Birenia commented with a laugh.

We all looked at her for a second, to make sure she wasn't serious. When we get the hint that she wasn't, we all joined in her laugh.



Something o'clock, Thursday

Birenia said that she'd get my watch back by the end of the day. That was a funnier joke than that 'naked' remark.

So, in Potions, Professor Spark said I wasn't 'as annoying and irritating as I usually am in class.' Can you believe it? A compliment. from Professor Spark.

Is that possible? Maybe Professor Spark really isn't the essence of all evil, and really isn't out to get me?

"Lily, you're just paranoid," Regora said. "Of COURSE he is. Do you think he actually can CHANGE?"

"Duh!" Scarlett said. She grabbed some snacks that she got from Hogsmeade on Sunday.

"Today, he gave me a new insult. He said that I 'have given a new meaning to the word infuriating,'" Birenia said. We all laughed at this since we knew that Birenia's lifelong dream was to annoy Professor Spark long enough, so that he would quit.

"No thanks." I said when Scarlett offered me some chocolate frogs.

We were in our dormitory, and all of Regora's posters were covering every inch of wall that once existed. There were posters of Xavier Anjel, Califorja Kleren, Darryl Loker and more. She even had a picture of some muggle star. She calls him Shane West. You'd expect me to know some muggle stars, since I'm muggle born, but I mainly focus on Hogwarts and magic during the summer.

"Regora, who's this?" Scarlett asked, pointing to a poster.

"Oh, that's a new one I put up. Don't say you haven't heard of Sean Biggerstaff. He just starred in a muggle movie. It was called. Something Something Stone." Regora shrugged, and then continued, "It's not important."

I just shook my head, disapprovingly.

"Who's Professor Flora Girenio?" Birenia asked.

"Professor who?" was the response she got from all of us.

"I dunno. I read it on the card I got from the chocolate frogs." She threw the card, intending for it to land in the garbage, but it landed right next to her. She picked it up and flung it at the garbage for a second time. This time it landed on my lap. I handed it back to her again, and with a groan, she aimed for the garbage, and once I saw it was about to land on me again, I blew the card so that it should go to the garbage. Everyone else caught on, and we all started blowing the card. If someone were to enter our dormitory at that time, they'd be wide-eyed and skeptical, at seeing all of us blowing like a bunch of maniacs.

And after all of our attempts it still didn't land in the garbage.

"I'll pick it up later," Regora grunted.



Something o'clock, Friday

The card is still laying there, on our dormitory floor.



Something o'clock, Saturday

Birenia promised me a new watch. She even said it would be a silver watch with a lily in the center. I don't see that happening. Tomorrow we're going to Hogsmeade anyway, I'll pick up one that's not defected or anything like that, there.

Today Dorky Dorkison stopped by, again. It was during lunch, while I was copying Scarlett's homework for Professor McGonnagall's class. I had the feeling that he was sent by some alien who was trying to know what it was like to be on Earth. Then again, he could've been sent by the head alien herself-Professor McGonnagall.

"Um... can I help you, kind sir?" Birenia asked him. We all stared at her with puzzlement. Kind sir? What?

Whatever Dorky Dorkison was looking at, he stopped looking there, and turned his head towards us. We all gave him cheesy smiles, so that he would know it was US who had asked him that.

"No, thank you. Just observing."

We nodded, lifting our eyebrows, catching glances from each other, all mutual agreeing that he was not 'normal'.

Once he left, Birenia commented, "I guess he didn't remember what we looked like."

We just laughed, and moved on to class.



9:15 PM, Sunday FINALLY! In Hogsmeade, I bought myself a watch with the money Birenia owed me because of what she did to my first watch. It doesn't have the lily in the center, but it's still a watch.

Today in Defense Against the Dark Arts, Snape was such a show off. Since Gryffendor has DADA (Too annoying to Defense Against the Dark Arts that every time I refer it.) with Slytherin, he does it everyday. Such a nerd.

Regora finally picked up the chocolate frog card. I kinda miss it. Now that part of the floor isn't taken up by anything anymore.

Birenia got a boyfriend. Surprising, eh? Some kid from Hufflepuff who was 'in love' with her since the first time he 'spotted' her copying some notes in lunch. I personally think this whole thing is a dare, but Birenia seems to like this kid too, so, what can I do? Stand in between true love?

So this fella now thinks that he can eat his meals with us. That's not even the worse of it; he brought some of his other Hufflepuff friends. Does this kid think he can just unite the Gryffendor's and Hufflepuff's together? After so many years of tradition, where the Hufflepuff's sit by their table and Gryffendor's sit by their table.

What is this world coming to?

In Potions, we learned the potion to make someone fall in a deep sleep. This is actually one of the rare ones that I can use for the future. Does Professor Spark what he has brought upon us? This is the best distraction for Kelly Kenson. If she falls asleep, I can finally let my plan get into action.

Kelly Kenson, watch your back!



8:45 AM, Monday

Scarlett walked out of the bathroom today with green hair. Her eyes narrowed, and her brows furrowed deep between her eyes. Her mouth was now one straight line.

"Scarlett! Your hair!" Regora cried.

"I know!" Scarlett snapped. "Who did it? Who turned my wonderful red hair to be a hideous green color?"

"Wasn't me!" Regora said, when Scarlett looked at her. "For sure wasn't me!" I said when she turned to me.

"Birenia?" Scarlett's voice was barely above a whisper.

We all turned our heads to look at Birenia who was sleeping soundly. You could even hear the hint of a snore.

I kind of felt bad for Birenia, because after that, Scarlett pounced on her.

"Whoa! What's going on here?" Birenia asked, waking up to a shrieking Scarlett. After taking a look at Scarlett, she said, "Whoooa, dude. What happened to your hair?"

Sacrlett gave another loud shriek, and pounced on Birenia again. Somehow, Birenia made it out alive.



10:35 PM, Still Monday

It was Birenia who did this to her, but she claims it was a complete accident. In Hogsmeade she found a shampoo, and thought that it was genuine. Evidently, it wasn't. So Scarlett tried casting a spell on herself to turn her hair back, but it backfired and made Birenia's hair turn red. From a nice blonde, Birenia turned to a deep redhead.

So when they went down for breakfast, they covered their heads with some hats. Of course in class they were forced to take it off, so for the rest of the day, both of them were tormented. Well, Scarlett was more than Birenia. Birenia looked good in red hair. People were complimenting her more than anything else. Scarlett, though, yeah-people laughed at her. Poor girl.

In lunch, a really hot guy took Dorky Dorkison's place by next to our table. He had black hair and glasses. I totally forgot about Mr. Dorkison, and wanted to know who this hot guy was.

"Hello, there. Um.is there anything I can do for you, kind sir?" I asked him, since he was staring into oblivion.

"For the last time, no! I'm observing!" he retorted.

"Noooooo" Regora, Scarlett and I all gasped. Birenia was talking to her boyfriend and all of the other Hufflepuff's sitting at our table (ARGH!) "You're Dorky Dorkison?" I said before I could hold back. Regora elbowed me, and I coughed fairly loudly.

Former Dorky Dorkison looked at me, and from the corner of his eyes, I could see that he was holding in a loud laugh.

"Sorry," I mumbled.

"My name is James Potter, for your information," he stated.

"But. you had blonde hair," Scarlett said, staring at him, open- jawed.

"And you had red hair. What's your point?" he snapped. "Besides, you've never heard of magic?" We looked at him, knowing that surely HE couldn't pull that off. He gave in and said, "Okay, okay. I bought some hair-dye from Hogsmeade and colored my hair. Like it?"

"But. you aren't him. He was so. dorky," I had to say.

"Watch it. So. I bought a new wardrobe too. I'm assuming that by all these question you like my new look better?"

"Yeahhhhhhh," Scarlett whispered. She was so in awe, that she found it hard to breath. In fact. She started to cough by the lack of air she was inhaling. She started choking and her face turned purple. Regora did the Heimlich on her, even though she hadn't swallowed anything. Finally Scarlett resumed to her natural face color-with some added red highlights.



8:53 PM, Tuesday

Former Dorky Dorkison didn't stop by today, and Scarlett's hair is still green, while Birenia's hair is still red.



9:17 PM, Wednesday

I HATE Kelly Kenson. She always likes to pick on me. She comes up with the stupidest reasons, too. Today she claims that in Charms I turned my quill into a pile of mush when we were instructed to turn it into a feather. That is such a lie! I turned I into a feather just like I was supposed to! How would she know anyway? She is a Ravenclaw, and we have Charms with Hufflepuff. Who does she think she is?

And then, people go on and believe her! Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew started laughing like hyenas, and performed a spell that was supposed to make it rain feathers on top of me, but they weren't supervised, so it was raining some gooey green stuff, and that made everyone laugh even more.

I even saw FDD laugh a little at me.



10:52 AM, Thursday

Now during meals, more Hufflepuff's come and join our table. I elbowed Birenia, so she had to stop talking to that kid.

"What?" she asked, as if she didn't know.

"Can't you send the Hufflepuff's back to their table?"

"You mean you want Daniel to leave? You don't like him? I like him, I think he's really nice, and sweet. and frankly, he is gorgeous. I mean, have you looked at-"

"BIRENIA! Listen, I'm sure Daniel is a great kid," lying, lying, lying, "but can't you send the OTHER Hufflepuff's back to their table? I mean, they take up a whole lot of our table, and so some Gryffendor's go over to their table. and everyone is mixing together." Why won't she see the sense in anything I say?

"So? What's wrong with that? You know, I have always hated how separated we were."

ARGH!

I couldn't take it, so I snapped. I stood up and yelled, "HUFFLEPUFF'S! Get up and go BACK to your table! You heard me! This is the GRYYFENDOR table, and all you HUFFLE-"

"MISS EVANS!" I heard a screech from the professors' table.

I turned around awkwardly to face the most horrid thing I have ever seen in my lifetime.

An angry Professor McGonnagall.



Later That Same Day

I was sent for detention. I sat there for, which seemed like centuries.

"I need water. I feel numb; I don't think I remember what another human face looks like. How long have I been in here?" I asked desperately.

"Fifteen minutes," came the cold reply from PROFESSOR SPARK!

This was the worst they could do. I was supposed to spend the rest of the day with. HIM! I'd be dead by the end of the day. That's enough of a detention for me; besides the work he piled on top. He said I was to clean the room without magic. My robe was dirty, my hair got disorganized, and I'm pretty sure that my hands won't be working again. Ever.

There's more, too. Kelly was in there, too.

Every once in a while she'd turn to me and give a really cheesy smile, and I'd return it with one of my own. She'd then raise her hand and ask to leave the room for the bathroom. Professor Spark wouldn't even raise his head to look at her from his stupid magazine.

We eventually were let out at the end of the day. I was drooling and I learned how to sleep with my eyes open. On my way out of the death room, I ran into FDD. He smiled at me!

Can you believe it? He SMILED at me! I was so excited that I didn't even notice that Kelly was standing behind me, and that it was HER he was smiling at. Then they go and make out. Lovely, don't you think?

The nerve! She goes and steals him from me! Could my day get ANY worse than it already was?

Of COURSE, silly me! Just like a kick in the butt. When I walked in my dormitory, I found Birenia and Daniel making out. ON MY BED!

"Whoa! Guys, get up."

The lovebirds split up, and I turned to Daniel, "Bu bye, hunny. Birenia will see you tomorrow when you," I cringed my teeth when I said this part, "and your fellow Hufflepuff friends come to our table for breakfast." He gave me a disappointed look and left.

Then I turned to Birenia. "Yo! Birenia! What happened to you? Bringing up boys to your room? Making out? Making out on MY bed?"

"Sorry. But I like him. I think he's so cute!"

I dropped it at once because I knew exactly where this conversation was headed for. I changed my sheets and blanket. Right when I climbed into bed, I heard Birenia call out, "You probably would want to change your pillowcase too."

Ewww! Gross!

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A/N- Part I is OVER! Quickly go to the next chapter!! You may not know how it turns out.