Tom Nook and His Bride!

By Dee, Tash and Steph (Freya Skullka-Fei, Chou and Blue Dragoness) ohwowscissors

Heh... This is a crazy story of love and murder, crazy moles, humans with too much time on their hands and much more! It's written by three people, bet you couldn't guess who wrote which parts! ^_^;

A/N: Steph: I really don't blame Monique in this chapter. I don't wanna give the whole thing away, but lets just say that the same thing's prolly gonna happen to me, sooner or later. Thanks a lot, Dee!

Dee: No problem! ^_^

Tash: Lets just get on with the story people?

Disclaimer: 'We own nothing.' Dee, Steph and Tash look straight at the camera and disappear.

Cameraman: Erm...

Chapter 2 - The First Kill

It was 10:00 pm, and Monique was in her house, writing Hallowe'en letters to her acquaintances. She preferred not to go out on Hallowe'en, as she did not like to give her candy to others. At that moment, her telephone rang. She got up, and walked to her phone, picking it up on the second ring. "Hello?" she said casually. The voice on the phone took a while to answer, but then laughed, quietly. "Who's there?" Monique asked, angered. She hated prank phone calls!

"I got your number!" The raspy voice said.

"No, I'm sorry, who is this?"

"Remember me?"

"No... oh..." she trailed off. "But how-"

"I'm back to haunt you!" The voice continued.

"No, stay away!" The evil voice laughed on the other end of the phone.

Monique slammed down the phone, and breathed heavily. No, no, this can't be happening! she thought. It's just not possible. It's Mr. Resetti!!! She knew exactly who was on the phone. She also knew why he was after her. Just then, a song began to play. And Monique began to sing. Why? We may never know...

Song

"It's Friday night, so creepy outside! It's thundering and lightning! There's nobody home, cuz I'm all alone, it's scary and it's frightening!" Monique sang, and crouched down in a corner, clenching her eyes shut. She heard a creaking, as her front door opened, but she dare not look up.

"The sound of shoes! A shadow that moves! Something always tick tock ticking! Someone's in here! I'm so full of fear! The telephone is ringing!" She quietly sang to herself, as she picked her phone up off it's hook, the voice on the line said,

"Now I can see you!"

"Oh no, please no!" Monique begged.

"Now I can touch you!"

"Oh God, please go!"

"I'm right here now!"

"Oh please, tell me where!"

The voice laughed evilly.

"I'm in a nightmare!" Monique screamed, and ran out her door. Despite her fear, she continued to sing. "Hallowe'en! In the dead of the night, hear me scream!" She clutched her cordless phone as she ran, and listened to Mr. Resetti's voice threaten her.

"I'm comin! I'm comin!" he yelled.

"Hallowe'en! Is the fear that I fight in my dream!"

"Keep running! Keep running!"

Limberg, Groucho, and Bunnie were outside their houses, and saw Monique running by with her phone. They also saw a dark figure not far behind her, following her. They joined in the song for some reason. "Just keep runnin! Oh keep on runnin, ya! Just keep runnin! Oh keep on runnin, ya! Just keep runnin!" Monique did what they said, and kept running. She kept singing:

"When hell broke out! 'Twas Friday night! Zombies passing deadly! My Candyman, from BountyLand, is coming here to get me!" She ducked down in a bush, hoping not to be seen. Through the phone, Mr. Resetti said,

"Now I can see you!"

"Oh no, please no!"

"Now I can touch you!"

"Oh God, please go!"

"I'm right here now!"

"Oh please, tell me where!"

"Mwahahahahahahaha!!"

"I'm in a nightmare!"

"You better run! I'm back to hunt you down!" So poor Monique got up and ran again, still singing:

"Hallowe'en! In the dead of the night hear me scream!"

"I'm comin! I'm comin!"

"Hallowe'en! Is the fear that I fight in my dreams!"

"Keep runnin! Keep runnin!"

Groucho, Bunnie, and Limberg followed Monique and the dark figure to see what was going on, and sang again to remind her that she should...

"Just keep runnin! Oh keep on runnin, ya! Just keep runnin! Oh keep on runnin, ya! Just keep runnin!" And so she did.

On the phone, Mr. Resetti's voice seemed to be getting louder, and more insane. Monique's hands trembled as she hung onto her telephone.

"Sneaking! Creaking! I move silent, in the night!" then he laughed evilly, which sent a chill down Monique's spine. "Could we have a boy from next door, she'll never kiss; we might disguise?! Hahahahahaha!" Limberg shivered at overhearing this. He lived next door to Monique, and was now very curious about why this dark figure was talking about him. Mr. Resetti went on: "Change the children fight! Pumpkin in candlelight. You might be the chosen one in your town tonight!!!"

Monique trembled even more at the words 'you', 'chosen one' and 'tonight', but nevertheless, she sang on. "Hallowe'en! In the dead of the night, hear me scream!" Mr. Resetti said,

"I'm comin! I'm comin!"

"Hallowe'en is the fear that I fight in my dreams!"

"Keep runnin! Keep runnin!"

"Hallowe'en!" Monique sang. She hated Hallowe'en SO MUCH!

Bunnie, Limberg and Groucho sang:

"Just keep runnin! Oh keep on runnin, ya! Just keep runnin! Oh keep on runnin, ya! Just keep runnin!"

Monique was so afraid. She hid behind a tree. Mr. Resetti had hung u on her, so she threw away her phone, and hid as best she could. She whispered "Hallowe'en!"

The other three witnesses kept singing, as they watched the dark figure approach Monique. "Just keep runnin! Just keep on runnin, ya!" They urged Monique to get away. She did not run. She didn't think it would do her any good. She was right. As tears rolled down poor Monique's cheeks, she cried one last word "Hallowe'en."

Mr. Resetti, who was the dark figure, lifted his shovel over his head, and Monique lifted her head to see him standing over her shaking body. She let out a high pitched piercing scream, as Mr. Resetti brought down his sharp shovel suddenly, into Monique's chest. Her body fell limp, and the evil Mr. Resetti pulled his shovel back out with a 'shing', smiling. He touched the end of the shovel, and looked at the fresh blood on his fingertips. Then, he licked it off, with victory.

Groucho, Limberg, and Bunnie stared in terror and disgust, as they slowly backed away, then turned and ran in the direction, to the police station.

Well, what do you think? Aqua's song 'Hallowe'en' made for a pretty nice death, don't you think? Or, if you don't think, or if it was to soon, of if you like Monique, or even if you don't - ah, to hell with it all, just review!!