Duo "finds" a credit card PART 1
This is some stupid thing I wrote at 10:00 on a Friday night after eating a bottle of honey, a cinnamon bun, and a large cup of coffee. So if this is stupid, please send flames0.o
Disclaimer- I do not (sniffle) own Gundam (sniff) Wing. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (But I should^~^) and I don't own Krispy Kreme, which is almost as bad.
I am SG (Shinigami Sama), the all-powerful mostly knowing authoress
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SG walks into an empty safehouse and sets the box of freshly baked homemade ( I'm so evil) cinnamon buns on the table. Beside it sits a gallon of coffee from krispy kreme. She then goes to the kitchen to get a mug for the coffee. SG walks in. Duo walks in and sees the boxes (dundunduuuuun)
Duo-"Can I have a sticky bun?"
SG- "Well, um-"
Duo-"And a cup o' coffee"
SG-"But Duo what about your sugar conditio-"
Duo-"C'mon babe, if you don't I'm gonna do that cute puppydog eye thing."
SG-"Damn. Even I cannot resist the power of the cute puppy dog teary eye thing! But Duo you know you'll get hyper."
*Cute puppy dog teary eye thing *
SG- "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Shields eyes "Quickly! Take it!" as Duo drinks the whole cup of coffee) "Glugglugglugglug."
Wufei- walks in, sees Duo wolf down the Cinnamon bun.
Duo-(his eyes get wide, he shakes with all the energy, slowly makes his way over to Wufei, whose eyes are wide with fear)
Duo- HIWUMANWUSSUPI'MFINEMANTHATMUSTABEENTHEBESTCOFFEIEVERHADNOTTOMENTIONTHESTCKY BUNMANWASTHATGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!MUAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei-"You stupid onna what have you done!? I can't believe you let Duo near sugar and caffeine! Again!"
SG-Slaps Wufei upside the head. " Don't be so sexist Wuffy. You don't want me to do anything you would regret, would you.?"
Wufei- "You baka onna you cannot hurt me."
SG-Turns Wufei into an onna. "Now who's a baka onna weakling?"
Wufei-"I am." Wufei goes off to sulk in a corner. "Injustice. Weakling, I am a weakling, weakling, weakling."
Meanwhile.
Duo is running around the room screaming, "The world just looks so good to me! Cause' everything I think I see, becomes Shinigami to me!" (If anyone has the rest of that, please tell me so I can edit it, thanks!)
SG-"Oh, Shinibaby what am I going to to do? Heero is going to kill me. And/or Duo.
Duo-"I dunno!
Duo runs to Wufei who is muttering in the corner about the loss of his, 'ahem', manhood. He picks (him will be her until stuff happens) her up. He grabs her (now bright pink with 'princess' on it) wallet and runs out of the safehouse.
SG-"What the- Duo come baaaack!!!"
Duo-Running down the street towards who knows where."MASTERCARD!!! MASTERCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!"
And so, our story begins. Please review! I already have another chapter written, but I need a sufficient (I'll probably cave in after one) amount of reviews. Not necessarily all good ones, but I want at least one not flamey one!
This is some stupid thing I wrote at 10:00 on a Friday night after eating a bottle of honey, a cinnamon bun, and a large cup of coffee. So if this is stupid, please send flames0.o
Disclaimer- I do not (sniffle) own Gundam (sniff) Wing. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (But I should^~^) and I don't own Krispy Kreme, which is almost as bad.
I am SG (Shinigami Sama), the all-powerful mostly knowing authoress
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SG walks into an empty safehouse and sets the box of freshly baked homemade ( I'm so evil) cinnamon buns on the table. Beside it sits a gallon of coffee from krispy kreme. She then goes to the kitchen to get a mug for the coffee. SG walks in. Duo walks in and sees the boxes (dundunduuuuun)
Duo-"Can I have a sticky bun?"
SG- "Well, um-"
Duo-"And a cup o' coffee"
SG-"But Duo what about your sugar conditio-"
Duo-"C'mon babe, if you don't I'm gonna do that cute puppydog eye thing."
SG-"Damn. Even I cannot resist the power of the cute puppy dog teary eye thing! But Duo you know you'll get hyper."
*Cute puppy dog teary eye thing *
SG- "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Shields eyes "Quickly! Take it!" as Duo drinks the whole cup of coffee) "Glugglugglugglug."
Wufei- walks in, sees Duo wolf down the Cinnamon bun.
Duo-(his eyes get wide, he shakes with all the energy, slowly makes his way over to Wufei, whose eyes are wide with fear)
Duo- HIWUMANWUSSUPI'MFINEMANTHATMUSTABEENTHEBESTCOFFEIEVERHADNOTTOMENTIONTHESTCKY BUNMANWASTHATGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!MUAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei-"You stupid onna what have you done!? I can't believe you let Duo near sugar and caffeine! Again!"
SG-Slaps Wufei upside the head. " Don't be so sexist Wuffy. You don't want me to do anything you would regret, would you.?"
Wufei- "You baka onna you cannot hurt me."
SG-Turns Wufei into an onna. "Now who's a baka onna weakling?"
Wufei-"I am." Wufei goes off to sulk in a corner. "Injustice. Weakling, I am a weakling, weakling, weakling."
Meanwhile.
Duo is running around the room screaming, "The world just looks so good to me! Cause' everything I think I see, becomes Shinigami to me!" (If anyone has the rest of that, please tell me so I can edit it, thanks!)
SG-"Oh, Shinibaby what am I going to to do? Heero is going to kill me. And/or Duo.
Duo-"I dunno!
Duo runs to Wufei who is muttering in the corner about the loss of his, 'ahem', manhood. He picks (him will be her until stuff happens) her up. He grabs her (now bright pink with 'princess' on it) wallet and runs out of the safehouse.
SG-"What the- Duo come baaaack!!!"
Duo-Running down the street towards who knows where."MASTERCARD!!! MASTERCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!"
And so, our story begins. Please review! I already have another chapter written, but I need a sufficient (I'll probably cave in after one) amount of reviews. Not necessarily all good ones, but I want at least one not flamey one!