A/N: Thank you JestaAriadne, the Three for reviewing my fic!!! At least
SOMEbody was nice enough to!! Well, anyway, sorry for the wait for anybody
who reads this piece of shit. I've had lots o' homework. (damn school...
wish it would just burn and die...) Here is chapter 2!!!
The Yuffie Adventures
Ch.2 - The Search For The Vampire Bat Socks By neko_valentine
Starting where we left of, Aeris had just stolen Vincent's vampire bat socks (that bitch!!) so now me (Neko!), Yuffie, and Rinoa are trying (trying, not saying we will) to help Vince find em. And then beat the shit out of Aeris! Cool, ne??
Well, no. But anyways, all four of us were heading to Midgar to look for (and kill!) Aeris. As we were walking, Vince was crying on Neko's shoulder (which was EXTREMLY difficult because I'm only 4'11" and he's, like, 6'0" so can you imagine the back pain he's gonna have!) and muttering at the same time.
"She ::sniff:: took my ::sniff:: bat socks...."
"There there, we're gonna find your socks. Don't worry," Neko said while patting his shoulder.
Yuffie and Rinoa walked beside them. "So how come you don't just use your autherly powers to get the socks back?" Yuffie asked.
"Yeah!" Rinoa added.
"You make it sound sooooo easy doncha?!?! I'm not perfect you know!!! I just started a new school and my mom's been mean all summer and I'd have NOOO plot (not that there is one) in the story and now this!! I have a life too ya know!! (a pathetic one, but a life)
"............"
Vincent looked up and patted Neko's shoulder. "There there, we're gonna find you're socks. Don't worry."
Yuffie and Rinoa snickered.
Neko turned bright red. "I"LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!" She took out the masamune (which she filched from Sephiroth before he was blasted into the atmosphere) and started to chase Yuffie and Rinoa around.
"Whoops!!" they said while still laughing.
"YOU WILL DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
For SOME reason, Sephiroth appeared next to Vince and stared at Neko in disbelief.
"Hey, isn't that... MY sword?"
Vincent nodded. "....yes..... I believe so....."
Sephiroth started chasing after Neko. "Gimme back my sword!!"
~*~*~*~
After about 3 hours of Neko chasing Yuff and Rinoa and Seph chasing Neko, (and Vince taking more than a few asprin) Neko dropped the sword, caught Yuff and Rinoa, beat them till they said 'uncle', and took a few much needed deep breaths.
"Hey Sephiroth, you wanna join us on our journey?" Neko asked him.
"Sure, what the hey!"
Yuffie and Rinoa were relieved Neko forgot them...... for now anyways....
Thay all started on their journey once more and soon came to an evil looking forest (oh no) that looked like it was made of stone. On the horizon, they could make out a few short, dwarfy (dwarfy, hah!) looking people.
"What the hell is this and who the hell are they??" Yuffie asked, rather impatiently.
Rinoa shrugged. "Soooo, what do we do about this?" She pointed to the stoned lookin' forest.
"I could cut our way through," Sephiroth said, holding up the masamune. "I have a giant weed wacker!!"
Everyone sweatdroped.
"No no," Neko said. "I don't think that'll be necessary, Sephy." A lightbulb appeared above her head. "Hey! I just got a great idea!!" The lightbulb fell on her head. "Ouch!! Anyways, why don't we all go to my house and find the socks from there???"
"Yeah!" Vince said joyfully. (well, as joyfully as Vince CAN get... that's not very joyful..)
"Sure, why not!" Yuffie agreed.
"Okay," Rinoa said.
"Fine," Seph said.
"Now," Neko said. She got a weird british accented voice. "Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. Say "there's no place like the auther's house, there's no place like the auther's house" ....."
Vince looked at Neko as if she'd grown another head. "You can't be serious..."
"Someones watched to wizard of oz one too many times..." Yuffie muttered.
Neko glared at them. "Do it or I'll kill you all and dump your bodies in a lake." They didn't look scared. "Or let you pay a visit to the Telutubies, which ever you prefer..."
They all gulped and tapped their heels together.
"There's no place like the auther's house, there's no place like the auther's house.." they all said in unison. (they're really good at that aren't they?)
All of a sudden, (which might have been five minutes later, never know with me...) they all felt fuzzy and tingly. And then they all faded into black...
A/N: Neko here. What did you think of ch.2?? The end kind of sounded like a mystery, but OH WELL!!! Next ch your gonna find out about my ROOM!!!!! ISN"T THAT GREAT?!!?!? No, not really. And the wizard of oz was a good movie dammit!!!
The Yuffie Adventures
Ch.2 - The Search For The Vampire Bat Socks By neko_valentine
Starting where we left of, Aeris had just stolen Vincent's vampire bat socks (that bitch!!) so now me (Neko!), Yuffie, and Rinoa are trying (trying, not saying we will) to help Vince find em. And then beat the shit out of Aeris! Cool, ne??
Well, no. But anyways, all four of us were heading to Midgar to look for (and kill!) Aeris. As we were walking, Vince was crying on Neko's shoulder (which was EXTREMLY difficult because I'm only 4'11" and he's, like, 6'0" so can you imagine the back pain he's gonna have!) and muttering at the same time.
"She ::sniff:: took my ::sniff:: bat socks...."
"There there, we're gonna find your socks. Don't worry," Neko said while patting his shoulder.
Yuffie and Rinoa walked beside them. "So how come you don't just use your autherly powers to get the socks back?" Yuffie asked.
"Yeah!" Rinoa added.
"You make it sound sooooo easy doncha?!?! I'm not perfect you know!!! I just started a new school and my mom's been mean all summer and I'd have NOOO plot (not that there is one) in the story and now this!! I have a life too ya know!! (a pathetic one, but a life)
"............"
Vincent looked up and patted Neko's shoulder. "There there, we're gonna find you're socks. Don't worry."
Yuffie and Rinoa snickered.
Neko turned bright red. "I"LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!" She took out the masamune (which she filched from Sephiroth before he was blasted into the atmosphere) and started to chase Yuffie and Rinoa around.
"Whoops!!" they said while still laughing.
"YOU WILL DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
For SOME reason, Sephiroth appeared next to Vince and stared at Neko in disbelief.
"Hey, isn't that... MY sword?"
Vincent nodded. "....yes..... I believe so....."
Sephiroth started chasing after Neko. "Gimme back my sword!!"
~*~*~*~
After about 3 hours of Neko chasing Yuff and Rinoa and Seph chasing Neko, (and Vince taking more than a few asprin) Neko dropped the sword, caught Yuff and Rinoa, beat them till they said 'uncle', and took a few much needed deep breaths.
"Hey Sephiroth, you wanna join us on our journey?" Neko asked him.
"Sure, what the hey!"
Yuffie and Rinoa were relieved Neko forgot them...... for now anyways....
Thay all started on their journey once more and soon came to an evil looking forest (oh no) that looked like it was made of stone. On the horizon, they could make out a few short, dwarfy (dwarfy, hah!) looking people.
"What the hell is this and who the hell are they??" Yuffie asked, rather impatiently.
Rinoa shrugged. "Soooo, what do we do about this?" She pointed to the stoned lookin' forest.
"I could cut our way through," Sephiroth said, holding up the masamune. "I have a giant weed wacker!!"
Everyone sweatdroped.
"No no," Neko said. "I don't think that'll be necessary, Sephy." A lightbulb appeared above her head. "Hey! I just got a great idea!!" The lightbulb fell on her head. "Ouch!! Anyways, why don't we all go to my house and find the socks from there???"
"Yeah!" Vince said joyfully. (well, as joyfully as Vince CAN get... that's not very joyful..)
"Sure, why not!" Yuffie agreed.
"Okay," Rinoa said.
"Fine," Seph said.
"Now," Neko said. She got a weird british accented voice. "Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. Say "there's no place like the auther's house, there's no place like the auther's house" ....."
Vince looked at Neko as if she'd grown another head. "You can't be serious..."
"Someones watched to wizard of oz one too many times..." Yuffie muttered.
Neko glared at them. "Do it or I'll kill you all and dump your bodies in a lake." They didn't look scared. "Or let you pay a visit to the Telutubies, which ever you prefer..."
They all gulped and tapped their heels together.
"There's no place like the auther's house, there's no place like the auther's house.." they all said in unison. (they're really good at that aren't they?)
All of a sudden, (which might have been five minutes later, never know with me...) they all felt fuzzy and tingly. And then they all faded into black...
A/N: Neko here. What did you think of ch.2?? The end kind of sounded like a mystery, but OH WELL!!! Next ch your gonna find out about my ROOM!!!!! ISN"T THAT GREAT?!!?!? No, not really. And the wizard of oz was a good movie dammit!!!