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The Yuffie Adventures
Ch.3 - Neko and Her Hell Hole (I mean bedroom!!)
Ok, when we last left off the gang just got sent into the dark abyss, soon to arrive at the hell hole I call a bedroom. So, basically, they're just floating around in the black abyss thingy, waiting for Neko (me!) to teleport 'em to her room.
"Umm, Neko!" Yuffie asked. "Can we stop floating now and GO TO YOUR ROOM ALREADY!?!"
"Trust me," Neko said, important-like (sheesh! I am waaaayyyy too egotistical), "you don't wanna see it. But... if you insist..." She snapped her fingers and the gang went through a wormhole type thingy and ended up in a playground type thingy.
Rinoa gawked at the school in the backround. "This... is where you live...?"
"Oh, shit..." Vincent said as he realised where they were.
Neko realised where they were too. "Oh, shit is right!!!"
"What is it?" asked Sephiroth.
"Where are we?" asked Rinoa.
Yuffie smirked. "Not your house, huh?"
"Shit no!!!!" Neko screeched. "You think I would live with-"
"Hello boys and girls!!" said a voice behind them.
The group turned around and screamed something that rhymes with puck.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thay screamed after. (that was a loooonnnnggggg scream!)
They turned to face the most horrible thing on the face of the earth, that not even a cat-o-nine-tails could compare to, big, fat, annoying, purple dinosaur. "I love you!" it sang. "You love me!"
"AAAAHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!" Sephiroth screamed. "F%&$ing hell! Why do you torture us so, Neko!?!?!?"
"Snap your fingers, Neko!!!" Yuffie bellowed. "Snap em!!!! SNAP EM!!!!!"
"Happiness!!" Vincent cried. "Aggg!! Noooo!!! Get it away from meeeeee!!!!!!!!"
"Done and done!!!" Neko said as she snapped her fingers and they ended up in the wormhole type thingy again.
"For Lucifer's sake!!!" Vincent exclaimed. "Are you trying to kill us all??!!!?!"
Neko shrugged. "At least he didn't hug us!"
All shuddered.
Rinoa suddenly looked around. "Hey," she said, "where's Sephiroth?"
Back with Barney....
"AGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Let go of me, you unworthy pieces of crap!!!!"
The kids in the school, with Barney, have hog-tied Sephiroth to a pole (which they were now carrying) and heading towards the school.
Kid 1: You say bad word.
Kid 2: Bad words not nice.
"What are you going to do with me...???"
Barney smiled (as if he wasn't smiling that god-forsaken grin already). "We're gonna hug you and squeeze you until you wanna stay here with us!! Forever!!!"
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Back to Neko and co.
"Who cares?" Neko asked.
"Not me!" Yuffie said.
"Or me!" Vincent said happily.
"Now that that's settled, we can go!" She snapped her fingers. Nothing happens. Neko 'hump!'ed. "Hold on, I'll check with my advisers.." Her eyes seemed to look up. "Uh-huh... Yeah... Right... I have to WHAT!!?!?!?!?? But- ! Hump!! Fine! Whatever!!" She turned back to the group (who looked at her funny). "For SOME reason, we have to get a new traveling buddy. Sooo, I'll get one!!"
"Who's it gonna be??" Yuffie asked excitedly.
"This guy!" She snapped her fingers and Kain from Soul Revier appeared.
"Hello," he said. "My name is Kain and I am a vampire. Ha ha ha!!" He pointed to Vincent. "Just like that guy!"
"I am not a vampire!!" said- why don't you guess?
"Coulda fooled me!!!"
"Kain, Kain," Neko said. "Don't wanna blow a gasket, now do ya?" She hugged his arm. "Now, come on! We gotta go to my house!" She snapped her fingers and they went through another wormhole type thingy.
At the end of the wormhole thingy, the gang ended up on what looked like someones front yard. In front of them was a big brown and white house and behind them was a road and some more houses.
"This," she said as she spread her arms wide, "is my house!!"
"What a cute little house!" Rinoa said cheerfully.
Yuffie frowned. "It's okay, I guess...."
Kain stood there, stoic as ever. "It shall do, I supose."
"....nice," Vincent said smirking.
"Let's go inside," Neko said. "I have nosey neighboors, and they already think I'm weird. Imagine if they saw you guys!"
"..........." they all said.
"Let's go!" Neko said as she led them inside.
Inside, they walked through a porch, a kitchen, a family room, over a hardwood floor, and into Neko's room. (it may sound big but it's not.) (the house, not my room)
The room had a green carpet, (although you could hardly tell because of the mess) and two closets to the left of the door. A bed was straight from the door, along with a dresser, and a computer sat in the corner on a desk. (that's where I do all my writing! Typing! Sorry!)
"This is my room! What do you think???" Neko looked very proud of it.
'This looks just like my room!' Yuffie thinks. "This place rules!!" Yuffie says.
"Could use a bit of cleaning..." Kain said.
Vincent elbowed him in the ribs. "Kain!" he whispered. "Don't says such things! Unless you want to be thrown off that cliff like Razel!!!"
Kain gulped. "I-it's nice, I mean..."
Neko's eyes got all glassy. "You really think so, Kain...???" She hugged him. "You are SOOOO the best character I ever out in this othger than myself and Yuffie!!!"
"Isn't this a cute little room!" Rinoa said cheerfully.
Vincent, who was thinking of something smart to say to Neko, said, "Who shot who in the what now??"
~Fin of Ch.3~
A/N: Sooooo, whadda ya think of ch 3?!!?? It took me like a week to type 'cause my mean ass mom told me to 'GET THE HECK TO BED OR YOUR BUTT WILL BE SORE FOR A WEEK!!!' every time I tried to work on it! (I only feel right working on it in the evening) Anyways, next ch. or two will be full of Aeris bashing!! Ja!
The Yuffie Adventures
Ch.3 - Neko and Her Hell Hole (I mean bedroom!!)
Ok, when we last left off the gang just got sent into the dark abyss, soon to arrive at the hell hole I call a bedroom. So, basically, they're just floating around in the black abyss thingy, waiting for Neko (me!) to teleport 'em to her room.
"Umm, Neko!" Yuffie asked. "Can we stop floating now and GO TO YOUR ROOM ALREADY!?!"
"Trust me," Neko said, important-like (sheesh! I am waaaayyyy too egotistical), "you don't wanna see it. But... if you insist..." She snapped her fingers and the gang went through a wormhole type thingy and ended up in a playground type thingy.
Rinoa gawked at the school in the backround. "This... is where you live...?"
"Oh, shit..." Vincent said as he realised where they were.
Neko realised where they were too. "Oh, shit is right!!!"
"What is it?" asked Sephiroth.
"Where are we?" asked Rinoa.
Yuffie smirked. "Not your house, huh?"
"Shit no!!!!" Neko screeched. "You think I would live with-"
"Hello boys and girls!!" said a voice behind them.
The group turned around and screamed something that rhymes with puck.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thay screamed after. (that was a loooonnnnggggg scream!)
They turned to face the most horrible thing on the face of the earth, that not even a cat-o-nine-tails could compare to, big, fat, annoying, purple dinosaur. "I love you!" it sang. "You love me!"
"AAAAHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!" Sephiroth screamed. "F%&$ing hell! Why do you torture us so, Neko!?!?!?"
"Snap your fingers, Neko!!!" Yuffie bellowed. "Snap em!!!! SNAP EM!!!!!"
"Happiness!!" Vincent cried. "Aggg!! Noooo!!! Get it away from meeeeee!!!!!!!!"
"Done and done!!!" Neko said as she snapped her fingers and they ended up in the wormhole type thingy again.
"For Lucifer's sake!!!" Vincent exclaimed. "Are you trying to kill us all??!!!?!"
Neko shrugged. "At least he didn't hug us!"
All shuddered.
Rinoa suddenly looked around. "Hey," she said, "where's Sephiroth?"
Back with Barney....
"AGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Let go of me, you unworthy pieces of crap!!!!"
The kids in the school, with Barney, have hog-tied Sephiroth to a pole (which they were now carrying) and heading towards the school.
Kid 1: You say bad word.
Kid 2: Bad words not nice.
"What are you going to do with me...???"
Barney smiled (as if he wasn't smiling that god-forsaken grin already). "We're gonna hug you and squeeze you until you wanna stay here with us!! Forever!!!"
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Back to Neko and co.
"Who cares?" Neko asked.
"Not me!" Yuffie said.
"Or me!" Vincent said happily.
"Now that that's settled, we can go!" She snapped her fingers. Nothing happens. Neko 'hump!'ed. "Hold on, I'll check with my advisers.." Her eyes seemed to look up. "Uh-huh... Yeah... Right... I have to WHAT!!?!?!?!?? But- ! Hump!! Fine! Whatever!!" She turned back to the group (who looked at her funny). "For SOME reason, we have to get a new traveling buddy. Sooo, I'll get one!!"
"Who's it gonna be??" Yuffie asked excitedly.
"This guy!" She snapped her fingers and Kain from Soul Revier appeared.
"Hello," he said. "My name is Kain and I am a vampire. Ha ha ha!!" He pointed to Vincent. "Just like that guy!"
"I am not a vampire!!" said- why don't you guess?
"Coulda fooled me!!!"
"Kain, Kain," Neko said. "Don't wanna blow a gasket, now do ya?" She hugged his arm. "Now, come on! We gotta go to my house!" She snapped her fingers and they went through another wormhole type thingy.
At the end of the wormhole thingy, the gang ended up on what looked like someones front yard. In front of them was a big brown and white house and behind them was a road and some more houses.
"This," she said as she spread her arms wide, "is my house!!"
"What a cute little house!" Rinoa said cheerfully.
Yuffie frowned. "It's okay, I guess...."
Kain stood there, stoic as ever. "It shall do, I supose."
"....nice," Vincent said smirking.
"Let's go inside," Neko said. "I have nosey neighboors, and they already think I'm weird. Imagine if they saw you guys!"
"..........." they all said.
"Let's go!" Neko said as she led them inside.
Inside, they walked through a porch, a kitchen, a family room, over a hardwood floor, and into Neko's room. (it may sound big but it's not.) (the house, not my room)
The room had a green carpet, (although you could hardly tell because of the mess) and two closets to the left of the door. A bed was straight from the door, along with a dresser, and a computer sat in the corner on a desk. (that's where I do all my writing! Typing! Sorry!)
"This is my room! What do you think???" Neko looked very proud of it.
'This looks just like my room!' Yuffie thinks. "This place rules!!" Yuffie says.
"Could use a bit of cleaning..." Kain said.
Vincent elbowed him in the ribs. "Kain!" he whispered. "Don't says such things! Unless you want to be thrown off that cliff like Razel!!!"
Kain gulped. "I-it's nice, I mean..."
Neko's eyes got all glassy. "You really think so, Kain...???" She hugged him. "You are SOOOO the best character I ever out in this othger than myself and Yuffie!!!"
"Isn't this a cute little room!" Rinoa said cheerfully.
Vincent, who was thinking of something smart to say to Neko, said, "Who shot who in the what now??"
~Fin of Ch.3~
A/N: Sooooo, whadda ya think of ch 3?!!?? It took me like a week to type 'cause my mean ass mom told me to 'GET THE HECK TO BED OR YOUR BUTT WILL BE SORE FOR A WEEK!!!' every time I tried to work on it! (I only feel right working on it in the evening) Anyways, next ch. or two will be full of Aeris bashing!! Ja!