Chapter 5
Massacre at the shrine
"Oh great fire, tell me who my enemy is." Chanted Rei, in her usual priestess outfit. She began to see a silhouette of a small figure when she heard a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" She asked.
"It's me, your cuddly little friend." Said a very familiar voice. Then the door opened and a small white Teddy bear walked in.
"Hi Snuggle, how are you?"
"I'm fine, and you'll be fine too if you use Snuggle(tm) fabric softener."
"Of coarse I do, on my regular clothes, but on my priestess uniform I use Downy(tm)."
"WHAT, DOWNY(TM) IS FOR CONJURERS OF EVIL." As you can tell, this angered Snuggle.
"You like Downy(tm) on your priestess outfit, huh, let me tell you something about Downy(tm)."
Snuggle rushed over at Rei and shoved her into the fire.
"It's much more flammable then Snuggle(tm), it makes you a walking bottle of lighter fluid."
Rei screamed in pain as the flames burned her flesh and her hair. This delighted Snuggle, watching her burn, the scent of her burning body.
"Rei, are you alright in there?" Called Rei's Grandpa. The old cook looked into the shrine room and saw the blood stained Teddy Bear and poor Rei trying her hardest to put the flames out.
"Oh MY GOD." Yelled the old man, he started to run towards Rei when snuggle grabbed one of the four spears off the shelf.
"Catch, old man." He yelled, throwing the spear towards Rei's Grandpa.(Hey, so I don't know what his name is, give me a break.) The old man opened his mouth to scream and the spear went straight into it, sending him flying across the room and out the door where he was staked up against one of the wooden pillars. Rei used one final burst of energy to jump into one of the springs they had just lying around for no apparent reason. There was a signabove the spring that read:
USE
INCASE OF
EVIL SNUGGLE
BEAR SETTING
YOU ON FIRE
WHILE
YOU'RE
CHANTING
Youchirro, was just passing by when he saw Grandpa's body, blood everywhere.
"What is going on." He thought, then he walked into the Shrine room.
"Youchirro, run." Yelled Rei, but it was too late, in a split second, flumes of blood began spurting from all over Youchirro's body, as if something was slicing him at light speed.
"Gagh." Finally Youchirroi's entire intestinal tract was ripped out of his body and his veins shot upward pulling him to the roof where he disappeared.
"Oh God, he's got him." Rei began crying, crying for her lost Grandfather, crying for her lost boyfriend, and crying because she knew she was next, all because she was stupid and used damn Downy(tm) on her friggin uniform instead of Snuggle(tm). Suddenly, she heard a soft splat sound, and she opened her eyes and saw a human brain right in front of her. Rei screamed and started to run for the door when Youchirro's body dropped right in front of her, then began to...dance. It kicked it's right foot to the side, then began shaking around like someone had it strings, that's when she noticed his vein had been puled out and WERE being used as string. Youchirro's body began swinging from side to side, his intestines smearing blood and bodily fluids all over the floor. Then, Rei heard a strange song coming from above.
I'd still be here kickin.
Maybe runnin like a chicken.
If I only had brain.
Instead of being Mr. hero.
I could have been a regular zero.
If I only had a brain.
The Youchirro puppet tipped his scalp revealing the empty hull were his brain once was.
"Enjoying my puppet show so far, sailor Mars?" Called Snuggle. With a quick movement of his fingers Youchirro's body pounced on Rei, knocking her down and pinning her. Youchirro's blood began spilling into Reis mouth and nose, making it difficult to breath.
"GERONIMO." Yelled Snuggle as he leapt off one of the boards on the ceiling, holding a spear above his head. Right when he landed he put all his force and weight into the spear and shoved it into the pit of Rei's stomach. Pain surged through Rei's body as the spear went through her, then, she felt no more, everything went black. The last thing she heard was Snuggle laughing insanely.
Snuggle was finally having one the most fun day of his entire life.
"What a great day." He said to himself, as he walked out of the shrine.
"Hmm, maybe I should give Minako a little visit next." Then he began laughing as he walked towards Minako a.k.a Sailor Venus's house.
Massacre at the shrine
"Oh great fire, tell me who my enemy is." Chanted Rei, in her usual priestess outfit. She began to see a silhouette of a small figure when she heard a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" She asked.
"It's me, your cuddly little friend." Said a very familiar voice. Then the door opened and a small white Teddy bear walked in.
"Hi Snuggle, how are you?"
"I'm fine, and you'll be fine too if you use Snuggle(tm) fabric softener."
"Of coarse I do, on my regular clothes, but on my priestess uniform I use Downy(tm)."
"WHAT, DOWNY(TM) IS FOR CONJURERS OF EVIL." As you can tell, this angered Snuggle.
"You like Downy(tm) on your priestess outfit, huh, let me tell you something about Downy(tm)."
Snuggle rushed over at Rei and shoved her into the fire.
"It's much more flammable then Snuggle(tm), it makes you a walking bottle of lighter fluid."
Rei screamed in pain as the flames burned her flesh and her hair. This delighted Snuggle, watching her burn, the scent of her burning body.
"Rei, are you alright in there?" Called Rei's Grandpa. The old cook looked into the shrine room and saw the blood stained Teddy Bear and poor Rei trying her hardest to put the flames out.
"Oh MY GOD." Yelled the old man, he started to run towards Rei when snuggle grabbed one of the four spears off the shelf.
"Catch, old man." He yelled, throwing the spear towards Rei's Grandpa.(Hey, so I don't know what his name is, give me a break.) The old man opened his mouth to scream and the spear went straight into it, sending him flying across the room and out the door where he was staked up against one of the wooden pillars. Rei used one final burst of energy to jump into one of the springs they had just lying around for no apparent reason. There was a signabove the spring that read:
USE
INCASE OF
EVIL SNUGGLE
BEAR SETTING
YOU ON FIRE
WHILE
YOU'RE
CHANTING
Youchirro, was just passing by when he saw Grandpa's body, blood everywhere.
"What is going on." He thought, then he walked into the Shrine room.
"Youchirro, run." Yelled Rei, but it was too late, in a split second, flumes of blood began spurting from all over Youchirro's body, as if something was slicing him at light speed.
"Gagh." Finally Youchirroi's entire intestinal tract was ripped out of his body and his veins shot upward pulling him to the roof where he disappeared.
"Oh God, he's got him." Rei began crying, crying for her lost Grandfather, crying for her lost boyfriend, and crying because she knew she was next, all because she was stupid and used damn Downy(tm) on her friggin uniform instead of Snuggle(tm). Suddenly, she heard a soft splat sound, and she opened her eyes and saw a human brain right in front of her. Rei screamed and started to run for the door when Youchirro's body dropped right in front of her, then began to...dance. It kicked it's right foot to the side, then began shaking around like someone had it strings, that's when she noticed his vein had been puled out and WERE being used as string. Youchirro's body began swinging from side to side, his intestines smearing blood and bodily fluids all over the floor. Then, Rei heard a strange song coming from above.
I'd still be here kickin.
Maybe runnin like a chicken.
If I only had brain.
Instead of being Mr. hero.
I could have been a regular zero.
If I only had a brain.
The Youchirro puppet tipped his scalp revealing the empty hull were his brain once was.
"Enjoying my puppet show so far, sailor Mars?" Called Snuggle. With a quick movement of his fingers Youchirro's body pounced on Rei, knocking her down and pinning her. Youchirro's blood began spilling into Reis mouth and nose, making it difficult to breath.
"GERONIMO." Yelled Snuggle as he leapt off one of the boards on the ceiling, holding a spear above his head. Right when he landed he put all his force and weight into the spear and shoved it into the pit of Rei's stomach. Pain surged through Rei's body as the spear went through her, then, she felt no more, everything went black. The last thing she heard was Snuggle laughing insanely.
Snuggle was finally having one the most fun day of his entire life.
"What a great day." He said to himself, as he walked out of the shrine.
"Hmm, maybe I should give Minako a little visit next." Then he began laughing as he walked towards Minako a.k.a Sailor Venus's house.