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Chapter 10

Hog-tied and Pistol Whipped

Boromir and Snape ran over to her.

"Octavia?" Obi-Wan asked. "Octavia Eve?"

"Octavia are you ok?" Asked Severus, sounding very worried.

"Are you alright?" Asked Boromir sounding equally as worried.

"Wha...what...oh I'm fine. Said Octavia looking very dazed.

Obi-wan was now standing infront of her. "Octavia! It is you!" He exclaimed.

"What?" She said coming out of her trance. She looked up at Obi- wan."WEINER?!?!" Snape and Boromir had "what-the-friggin-hell?" kinda , look on their faces. " I mean...er... Obi?

Obi smiled and blushed a bit "Yes, it's me."

"Long time since we...I mean...long time no see. Heh." And she rubbed the back of her neck. Snape raised an eyebrow.

"I'm guessing you wore your lucky pantyhose alot around this guy?"

"Heh. I mean NO! NEVER!" said Octavia. Obi's eyes bulged and he just looked at the ceiling and started whistling. Octavia looked nervous. " I swear ......"

"Oh really Octavia?" Asked Snape.

"Heh...(Trying to change the subject)... So has anyone caught Gandalf yet?" No one said anything "Anyone... Anyone at all?"

"No" said Dumbledore. "But I'm guessing you were the last to see him."

Anakin ran over and grabbed Octavia by the collar of her robes. "You saw him?! Where is he?!" And he started shaking her violently.

"Will you calm down?! You're about to give me whip-lash!"

And Anakin stopped. "Sorry about that, just got a little worked up."

"Yeah, I kinda noticed." said Octavia massaging her neck. "He was up in the Divination room, w/ Hooch and Trelawny."

"Hooch and Trelawny are in on it too?" Asked Dumbledore.

"Oooh yeah." Said Octavia nodding and looking a bit scared.

"You know where he is! Let's go then!" Said Anikan as he grabbed her and took off, w/ her floppy behind him like a rag doll. She just shook her head.

Everyone else followed.

"Which way is it?!" Anikan demanded, still running, looking wildly around. Then all of a sudden... "AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" There was a giant message written on the wall, in what looked like hot pink lip-stick. Octavia read it.

"The Closet of Secrets has been opened, All enimies of the Purple Rainbow shall be hogtided and pistol whipped! That means you Anikan! Muhahaha! I'll make sure I personally whip your pistol! Muuuhahaha." Octavia raised an eyebrow. "So he wants to whip your pistol, eh?" She sat down next to Anikan who was now on the floor bawling. "It'll be alright." Snape had found them. ( With the whole student body behind him on tip toes trying to be inconspicuous)

Snape who was very out of breath. "Ah I found you!" He looked down at Anikan who was still bawling. "What's wrong with *him*?"

"Oh, he's just about to get hogtide and pistol whipped by Gandalf."

Snape gaged along with almost every boy in the group of "inconspicuous" students. Snape went to turn around, but just before he did Percy directed the entire group of students behind a wall.

"Hmm...Thought I heard something."

Anakin suddenly stood up. "I'm not gonna let him scare me! I am a Jedi like my father before me! Wait... that's my future son's line. Er....I am a MAN like my father before me!"

"Well I would hope so." Said Octavia.'

"And I will not let anyone pistol whip me!" Anakin continued. "I'm going to go CUT HIS HAND OFF!!!! YESSSS! THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO!" And he took off. And the whole group of inconspicuous students took off after him, Percy directing the way.

"Righ then." Said Octavia."Should we follow?"

"Might as well."