STANDARD DISLAIMER: Characters not including Simon are © to Squaresoft.
Feel free to leave suggestions for who goes next. There are very few reasons I wouldn't take them. I might even get two people in here at the same time if you ask. Mail me at dogz_rock_plenty@hotmail.com if you want to reach me right away. The people who reviewed before this chapter got to vote. I did not. I wanted it to be something different but I promised myself I'd go with the voters.
Simon: FF8 Style
Fujin & ????
Well good day, my name is Simon.
And I like to do drawrings.
I like to draw, all day long.
So come and do drawerings with me.
Girl Voices: Come and do drawerings with me…
FADE IN
INTERIOR is a bathroom, only the bathtub and the wall behind it are visible. Fujin is staring blankly at the camera and Simon is smiling.
SIMON
Hello. My name is Simon. I like to do drawings. Today, I've got Fujie in the bath with me and… Fujie, where is he?
FUJIN
Uh, he's uh, in here somewhere. Ai!
SEIFER pops up.
SEIFER
Yo.
SIMON
Well, I guess the father's Seify. Oh dear, what is that vibrating?
The bathtub seems to jump along the floor for a moment then IRVINE and LAGUNA pop up from the suds.
SIMON
Or not?
FUJIN
Laguna, shame!
SIMON
And who is this?
SQUALL
(from the audience)
My dad shagged the girl of my dreams!
FUJIN
REPEATEDLY.
SQUALL
::whimpers:: And he has the nerve to wear his wedding ring.
FUJIN
SPEAKING OF!
FUJIN holds up her hand to reveal her engagement ring.
SQUALL
Pedophile, arrgh!
SQUALL begins to run around banging against the studio walls in rage.
LAGUNA
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee, it's not me!
SQUALL stops.
LAGUNA
No! That was cool!
SIMON
All right Fujie, who are you marrying?
FUJIN
It's not… you. It's not… Cid.
SIMON
Cid poked you?
FUJIN
Yes. It's not… Steiner. It's not… Disgruntled Treno Tourist. It's not…
TWO HOURS LATER:
FUJIN
It's not… Tony the team tiger.
SIMON
Who's he…?
ALL EXCEPT FOR FUJIN AND SIMON
ZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ.
FUJIN
It's… ::falls asleep::
Well good day my name is Simon… yawn.
And I like to do drawrings.
Simon: FF8 Style
Fujin & ????
Part 2
Well good day, my name is Simon.
And I like to do drawrings.
I like to draw, all day long.
So come and do drawerings with me.
Girl Voices: Come and do drawerings with me…
FUJIN
Zzz… huh?! Anyway… it's Seifer.
PAN TO the sleeping audience.
CUT TO Fujin.
FUJIN
WAKE UP! I SAID IT WAS SEIFER!
SIMON
It's amazing she never goes hoarse. She's very special. My daddy says we're all special. Speaking of my daddy, he says he's met someone very special. He had to talk to me about it. He explained that even when daddies find new mommies that doesn't mean they don't love their old mommies anymore.
ZELL
Ya, we're moving pretty fast. I feel so special when I'm with him.
ALL BUT ZELL
Err…
SIMON
So unfortunately my daddy did not get a new mommy. But tomorrow we're going out to the mall with me new daddy, to get me some new clothes. I'm ever so excited.
ZELL
Your father tells me you go through clothes like wildfire.
SIMON
I've got major prune hands! I can't do my drawings when I've got prune hands! I guess that means we must go now. Goodbye.
A LOT OF PEOPLE
Good bye!
RAIJIN
… ya know.
SQUALL
…whatever.
Well good day my name is Simon.
And I like to do drawrings.