IMPORTANT… kinda: Because chat room format was banned, I'm no longer aloud to post this anymore. However, I didn't think it was fair to make you wait any longer for the next chapter, so I wrote this one in the same format. I will slowly create each of the chapters in… uh, whatever you called the other format, but I'll leave each of these up as well. As for Quistis, she'll get what she really deserves in the following episodes. I just want her to feel the pain I feel every day in this chapter. ^.^ -Jennifer Kinneas
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Simon: FF8 Style
Quistis
Well good day, my name is Simon.
And I like to do drawrings.
I like to draw, all day long.
So come and do drawerings with me.
Girl Voices: Come and do drawerings with me…
FADE IN
INTERIOR is a bathroom, only the bathtub and the wall behind it are visible.
SIMON
Good day- my name is Simon. I like to do drawings. Today, today I have a genius friend in the bath with me. She's very smart. Would you like to meet her? Would you?
The crowd has no reaction.
SIMON
I said: Would you like to meet her? Would you?
FUJIN
GREAT TITS.
CROWD
YEA!
QUISTIS
That's sad on so many levels.
QUISTIS looks at FUJIN, pretending not to be afraid.
FUJIN
Not that I noticed for any particular reason…
SIMON
Fuji, you are a very interesting girl. Did you know that? Did you?
QUISTIS
Did she just use a whole sentence?
FUJIN
NEGATIVE.
QUISTIS
But-
FUJIN pushes QUISTIS and SIMON below the water, and runs.
QUISTIS
This pregnancy is really affecting her…
SIMON
It's true! It's true!
QUISTIS
And there's something that's perplexing her…
SIMON
It's true! It's true!
QUISTIS
My personality would also switch, if I had to be Seifer's-
SIMON
Wait a tic! Why are we singing like cheerleaders?
QUISTIS
Because the author needs to stop watching TV while writing these segments.
AUTHOR
It's true! It's true!
SIMON
Where is that voice coming from?
AUTHOR
Um, you're dreaming! You better go to sleep, so you can wake up…
SIMON
Okay!
AUTHOR
I know I may seem smart, but I got that idea from Sabrina.
SIMON leans back and falls asleep quickly.
QUISTIS
Ah, the magic of an untroubled child. ::single tear::
AUTHOR
Daddy didn't love me…! ::single tear::
SIMON
Zzzzzzzzz…
QUISTIS
Well, this is awkward.
AUTHOR
No kidding. Wake him up!
SIMON
Quisty, do you have any drawrings?
QUISTIS
Well, no. I don't really like drawrings.
SIMON
…
AUTHOR
…
AUDIENCE
…
WORLD
…
ALIENS ABOVE THE WORLD
…
SINGLE ALIEN ABOVE THE WORLD
… (I believe that somewhere, people use letters!)
ALIENS ABOVE THE WORLD
…! (Letters! What is he talking about?)
ALIENS ABOVE THE WORLD kill SINGLE ALIEN ABOVE THE WORLD because he's different.
SIMON
…
The spotlight shines down on QUISTIS.
QUISTIS
It's tough being different! I try to be normal, but I must also be worthy. And then I begin to think that maybe if I could just get men to look at me the way my mother's boyfriends looked at her, maybe I could be more then the worthless little shit they said I was!
The spotlight dims.
SIMON
This is a picture of me at the park with my daddies. We're feeding the ducks together. My first daddy never used to go out this much before. I think this is really good for him.
FUJIN sneaks out on the stage quietly.
FUJIN
Or is it? It's always hard having gay parents. People think you can only be gay as well, but it's not true! Sexual preferences can't be taught. Still, you think, how can I live up to those other girls? Live up to those confident girls, those beautiful girls? Will I ever know how? Will anyone ever love me? In the end, it's nearly impossible to help yourself. You become less and less interested in the world, until you can only be a freak. But isn't it what you want? Being a freak gives you attention, the thing all kids with gay parents crave.
AUTHOR
Fujin, that's just you. You must have been dropped on your head.
FUJIN
::single tear::
AUTHOR
Maybe I shouldn't have shared my pain… But I know how to make it better… Pie…
QUISTIS
What?
FUJIN
Happy, happy! Joy, joy! Happy, happy! Joy, joy! Happy, happy! Joy joy joy!
SIMON
Wait, what kind of pie?
FUJIN
AFFIRMATIVE. WHAT KIND?
AUTHOR
Um, apple…
FUJIN
HAPPY, HAPPY-
AUTHOR
Oh, take your medication!
QUISTIS
Why am I hardly featured in this chapter? I think I got the least lines out of anyone.
AUTHOR
I can't help it! This crap is un-scripted baby, yeah!
QUISTIS
You're on drugs, aren't you?
AUTHOR
I'm on love and peace, man.
CAST
Remember, love and peace, dudes!
CANADIAN MAN
Love and peace!
JAPANESE MAN
Love and peace!
THIS EPISODE WAS CUT DUE TO LENGTH.
POLISH MAN
I am going to kill you and make your girlfriend my bitch! (Sorry, bad experience with polish men)
Well good day, my name is Simon.
And I like to smoke love and peace that Jenny grows in her basement.
SIMON, THE AUTHOR, AND THE OTHERS INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS SHOW DO NOT INDORSE IN OR SUPPORT DRUGS IN ANY WAY. EVEN THE WEAKEST DRUGS CAN RESULT IN LIFE ALTERING SIDE EFFECTS, SUCH AS SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, DISABILITY TO THINK CLEARLY, AND EVEN THE DREADED E.D. HOWEVER, WE DO INCOURAGE LOVE AND PEACE. HATE WILL FOG YOUR PATH, BUT LOVE IS YOUR FLASHLIGHT.
Suggestions anyone? You all know I need them.