[Beretta] Previously on the Amazing Race- Despite the other teams's best efforts, the Ashfords managed to cheat their ways into the pole position, but Wesker and William are still going strong. Nicholai and Sherry managed to snag themselves the fast forward after they found themselves dead last back at the construction site. And having all arriving last at the airport, the teams of Ada and Ben, Mikhail and Annette, and Barry and Irons have all formed an alliance. Who will be the last one to reach the pit stop?

{1:30PM}

[F/A 18] -Lands at CFB Shearwater, just outside of Halifax-

[Sherry] Ooo, what does this button do? -Presses it- AIEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee..

[Nicholai] That can't be good.

-Frederecton, New Brunswick-

[Bruce/Ark, Steve/Brad, Rebecca/Billy, Carlos/Rodrigo] -Quickly make their connecting flight to Halifax-

{1:40PM}

[1st Flight] -Arrives at Halifax International Airport-

[The Ashfords, Wesker/William, Jill/Chris, Claire/Leon] -Get off, and receive a special enveloppe from Canada Customs officials labeled 'Detour'-

[Beretta] A Detour is a choice between two tasks. Teams must now make their way to the Alexander Keith's Brewing house in downtown Halifax, and deliver shipments of his 'Fine Indian Pale Ale' to a variety of establishments.

-Shots of The Lone Star Café, Hooters, and the Prince George Hotel are displayed.-

[Beretta] The teams have two ways to go about this task: Oldschool, or Newschool. In Oldschool, teams will commandeer a horse-driven carriage to deliver a barrel of beer, but they will only have to deliver to one establishment, the Lone Star Café. In Newschool, teams will use these tricks to deliver cases of beer to all three places. The task won't be as mentally challenging, but has it's own difficulties.

DETOUR: Wesker/William: Newschool The Ashfords: Oldschool Claire/Leon: Newschool Jill/Chris: Oldschool

@MUSIC - AUSTIN POWERS THEME@

[The Ashfords] -Hail a Taxi-

[Jill and Chris] -Run like hell-

[Claire and Leon] -Swipe a parked Mustang-

[Wesker] -Grabs William's arm and drags him to the plant-

[Leon] -Honks, driving like a maniac- AMERICAN DRIVER! OUTTA MY WAY! -Chases the Ashfords-

[Alexia] Driver, step on it!

[Alfred] -Pulls his Winchester out of his backpack and smashes the rear windshield, shooting at the Mustang-

[Wesker] -Leaps from building to building-

[William] When we stop, can we please go back and look for my lunch!?

[Jill and Chris] -Draw their Berettas and run down the streets, screaming- POLICE! MOVE!

[Wesker and William] -Arrive first, start piling cases into their truck-

[Jill and Chris] -Arrive second, carrying a barrel into a carriage-

[The Ashfords, Claire and Leon] -Arrive simultaniously-

[Chris] -Pulls out the plant first- GIDDYAP! -Lashes with reigns-

[Wesker] -Floors it, pulling out of the plant on his truck like a maniac-

[Leon] -Speeds after Wesker-

[Alfred] YA I SAY! YA! -Has his horse speed like crazy-

-Meanwhile, CFB Radar Tower-

[Nicholai] Where do you think she landed?

[Radar Technician] I think we're picking up her signal near the metro centre, sir. Sir? Where did you go?

[Siren] -Wails- INTRUDER ALERT!-

[Nicholai] -Drives off the base in a Tank-

{2PM}

[Flight from Frederecton] -Arrives-

[Bruce and Ark] -Highjack a Cadelac-

[Rebecca] -Steals an Ice Cream truck and instructs Billy to get in-

[Carlos and Rodrigo] -Rent a Viper from Budget Rent-A-Car-

[Steve and Brad] -Hail a cab-

[Wesker] -Rolls his eyes- How long is this gonna take, officer?

[Mountie] Reckless endangerment of human life, violating 87 traffic codes...

[Wesker] -Hits the gas, zooming off-

[Claire] -Waiting outside Hooters in the truck- What's taking him so long?

[Leon] -Two chicks with their arms all over him- So you two are Canadian, huh?

[Alfred] Alexia darling, can you get the map?

[Alexia] Ok. -Checks map- Two more blocks!

[Jill] -Reads off directions for Chris-

[The Ashford's carriage] -Goes through an intersection-

[Nicholai's Tank] -Flies through the intersection, flattening their Carriage-

[The Ashfords] -Blink numerous times, then strap the barrel to their horse, and get on, flying off full force-

[Chris] -Speeds up-

{2:23PM}

[Concord Jet] -Arrives-

[Ada] LET'S MOVE IT! -All pile into one big van-

[Big Van] -Takes off like a bat outta hell-

[Nicholai's Tank] -Slams into said Big Van, crashing it and making some really big accident or something-

[Random Bystander] -Dials 911-

-Meanwhile-

DETOUR: Bruce and Ark: Oldschool Rebecca and Billy: Oldschool Carlos and Rodrigo: Newschool Steve and Brad: Yet to arrive

[Carlos and Rodrigo] -Make their 1st delivery to the Lone Star Café, pick up a few drinks for themselves while they're at it-

@MUSIC - Cowboy Bebop - Go Go Cactus Man@

[Ark] -Drives their carriage-

[Bruce] -Open fires on any car that gets in their way-

[Rebecca] -Puts on her cowgirl clothes and rides with Billy- Yehaw! ^.^

-Meanwhile, Steve and Brad's Taxi-

[Steve] Ya mind hurrying this up, 'Eh'? -Laughs-

[Cabbie] -Just drives, makes a turn-

[Brad] What's the holdup all 'Aboot', you hoser? -Laughs harder-

[Cabbie] -Does nothing, speeds up through-

[Steve] I got it, I got it. Where's all your whale blubber and your touques, eh?

[Steve and Brad] -Burst out laughing-

[Cabbie] -Suddenly jumps out of the taxi-

[Steve and Brad] Huh? YAAAAAAAH!

[Cab] -Flies into the Halifax Harbor-

[Claire] -Finally decides to look for Leon- Leon? Le-WHAT THE HELL?

[Leon] Uh-oh

[Claire] -Narrows eyes-

WHACKPOWSLAMCRUNCH!

[Beretta] Ouch. Remember, they have free Healthcare Claire, do your worst.

[Wesker's Truck] -Drives like a madman with about half of Halifax's Police Dept. after him-

[William] I'll slow them down! -Shoots a fire hydrant, then tosses a jar of 10,000 instant zombies at it (Just add water!)

[Ambulance with Mikhail and Annette] -Start driving into the zombies, crashing into a lamppost-

[Ambulances with other two teams] -Do pretty much the same-

[The Ashford's Horses] -Arrive at The Prince George Hotel, and make their 1 delivery-

[Chris and Jill] -Arrive afterwards and make their delivery-

[Hotel Manager] -Hands them a Route Info enveloppe-

[Beretta] When teams complete their deliveries, they must then, by any means necessary get themselves to CFB Shearwater, where their next task awaits them.

[Alfred] -Doubles over, in pain-

[Alexia] What is it, brother?

[Alfred] I haven't ridden horses in ages.Yeeeeow! -Holds crotch area-

[Alexia] -T-Veronicaifies, speeding through traffic like Sonic the Hedgehog, carrying Alfred with her-

[Chris and Jill] -Ride on Horseback towards the base-

[Steve and Brad] HEEEELP! WE CAN'T SWIM!

[Port Officials] -Throw life preservers at them-

[Claire] -Drives the car towards the Prince George, their 3rd Delivery-

[Leon] -Unconsious in the back, having suffered Claire's wrath-

[RCMP] -Open fire on the spreading group of zombies-

[The Mayor] I go on vacation, and THIS HAPPENS? I RESIGN!

[Wesker] -Crashes the truck into the east wall of the Prince George Hotel, rushes the cases inside-

[Ada, Ben, Mikhail, Annette, Irons] -Mauled by zombies-

[Barry] -Finds himself working with the Police to kill off the zombies-

@MUSIC - Final Fantasy 8 - Perdition@

[Claire] -Gets the enveloppe, gets back in their truck-

[Wesker] -Attempts to fix his overheating truck- STUPID CHEVY! -Kicks it-

[Truck] -Flies into the air-

[William] Good going, hotshot.

[Nicholai's Tank] -Invades the Metro Centre, interrupting a Hockey Game, drives onto the ice, fires off, causes Chaos, etc.

[Sherry] -Rushes towards Nicholai's tank-

[Rebecca and Billy] -Make their delivery to Hooters, Manager stares at Rebecca in her cowgirl outfit-

[Billy] Isn't she cute?

[Rebecca] Billy, did you just say that?

[Billy] Uh, I mean.-Grabs the Manager by the throat- SIGN THE CLIPBOARD OR I BASH YOUR SKULL IN!

[Rebecca] -Giggles-

[Steve and Brad] -FINALLY get out of the Halifax Harbor, and rush towards the Keith's plant-

[Alexia] -Rushes towards Shearwater with Alfred in tow-

[Chris and Jill] -Ride frantically on horseback-

[Claire and Leon, still KOed] -Break the speed limit to catch up with them-

[Wesker] -Chases after Alexia, stealing her idea-

[Nicholai's Tank] -Goes offroad to get there ahead of them-

[Rebecca and Billy, Bruce and Ark] -Take up the rear of those done their deliveries, still having their carriage intact-

[Rebecca] Ye-Haw! -Waves around lasso, manages to snag someone's hat for Billy-

[Billy] -Puts the hat on-

[Beretta] -At the base, on cell phone- Mhmm.He WHAT?.Are they ok?.They won't be able to compete?.Oh dear. Ok, thank you. -Starts to think of something, then calls someone else-

[Carlos and Rodrigo] -Make their 3rd delivery to the Lone Star Café, and join the race to get to the base-

[Steve and Brad, still soaking wet] -Are pitied by Beretta, given a cab and are allowed to skip that event for giving him a good laugh-

[Nicholai and Sherry] -Arrive 1st, check in to pitstop since they had the Fast-Forward-

[Sergeant] -Salutes them- Welcome to Canadian Forces Base, Shearwater.

[Beretta] Nicholai, because you caused three teams to be forcefully removed from the contest, I'm afraid I will have to disqualify you and Sherry.

[Nicholai] -Yells something in Russian, then chases Sherry with a knife-

[Half the Bases Troops, Pilots, etc] -Leave to combat the growing Zombie problem in Downtown-

[Alexia and Alfred] -Arrive 1st, pick up their enveloppe from the box labeled 'Roadblock'-

[Beretta] A Roadblock is a task that only one team member can peform. In this leg's Roadblock, teams will have to accomplish a variety of Military- related tasks. First, they will have to use these C7A1 Assault Rifles to successfully nail five different target's bullseyes. Second, they will have to grenade a stationary target, and finally, the team member must be able to successfully load an ancient weapon known as a 'Musket'. Once completed, both team members can head to the pit stop.

[Alexia and Alfred] -Bicker over who should go first (They both insist the other should), then a soldier forces the rifle into Alexia's hands-

[Alexia] -Starts shooting, still T-Veronicaified-

[Jill and Chris] -Arrive 2nd, decide that Chris should go, being the Marksman Champion, as he joins alongside Alexia, shooting-

[Wesker and Claire's teams] -Arrive 3rd and 4th. Wesker and Claire (Leon really should go to a Hospital) will perform the tasks-

[Alexia] -Completes the first task, moves on to the grenading-

[Chris] -Finishes after Alexia quickly, throwing the dud grenades closer to the targets than Alexia-

[Claire] -Seems to do poorly, not an expert with an assault rifle-

[Wesker] -Kicks ass, basically-

[Rebecca and Billy, Ark and Bruce] -Arrive 5th and 6th, deciding that Ark and Billy will compete-

[Alexia and Chris] -Move onto the last event-

[Chris] -Looks at the rifle, laughing- You're kidding. I have to load THAT? -Gets blank stares from the soldiers- This isn't a joke? ...

[Alexia] -Seems to know what she's doing-

[Claire and Wesker] -Move onto the 2nd event-

[Wesker] -Nails the target on his first shot, moves to 3rd-

[Carlos and Rodrigo] -Arrive 7th, decide that Carlos should do it]

[Ark] -Moves to 2nd event-

[Billy] -Advances a second after Billy-

[Alexia] -Completes loading the Musket 1st-

[Beretta] After completing the Roadblock, teams must sprint half a kilometre to the pit stop on one end of the base.

[Alexia] -Her T-Veronica poops out, and returns to Normal Alexia-

[The Ashfords] -Take off running-

[Chris] -Manages to complete the task with a little help from Jill, then they start running-

[Wesker] -Accidentally breaks his Musket in half- $#!@#

[The Ashfords] -Arrive at the Pit Stop-

[Beretta] Alfred and Alexia, you're the First team to arrive.

[Alfred] Yes! The Ashfords reign supreme once again! -Hugs Alexia-

[Beretta] -Grabs his remote and fast forwards the whole event-

TEAM STANDINGS:

FIRST: The Ashfords - 3:49PM SECOND: Chris/Jill - 3:51PM THIRD: Bruce/Ark - 3:52PM FOURTH: Billy/Rebecca - 3:55PM FIFTH: Leon/Claire - 3:56PM SIXTH: Carlos/Rodrigo - 3:58PM SEVENTH: Wesker/William - 4:20PM (Due to Wesker breaking four Muskets) EIGHTH: Brad/Steve - 5:10PM

OUT OF THE RACE: Ada/Ben Annette/Mikhail Barry/Irons Nicholai/Sherry

{7PM, after the teams have all had their dinner, courtesy of the Lone Star Café}

@MUSIC - Resident Evil: The Movie- Theme (By Manson)@

[Beretta] As I'm sure everyone here has heard, due to.Unforeseen circumstances, four teams had to be removed from the race, which will shorten the amount of legs in the race. In order to keep the race as intact as possible, I've called in a team from the reserve list to compete.

[Jill] Like who?

[Beretta] -Points up to a helicopter-

-A person jumps out of the chopper, activates parachute, and eventually lands on the ground-

[Beretta] Everybody, say hello to Hunk!

[Hunk] Your days are all numbered.

[Steve] So uh.who's his partner?

-A large cylinder is shoved out of the chopper, with Parachute, and hits the ground-

[Everyone but Beretta and Hunk] ???

-The cylinder falls apart in four peaces, causing dust to blow around. But before it can settle.-

[???] S.T.A.R.S.

[Chris] .You have got to be kidding me.

[Nemesis] -Stands beside Hunk- S.T.A.R.S.

[Brad] AAH! HE'S COME TO GET ME AGAIN! -Hides behind Steve-

[Beretta] How will the new team affect the outcome of the race? Find out when the Amazing Race continues! Please review!