The Pop Returns!
~ Disclaimer ~ I do not own Wheel of Time. Just a cat named Lloyd was is huggable as a ill-tempered porcupine. ~grins insanely~ But me still love hims!
Yeah, this one's not really P&TTW, but I'm lacking inspiration, and this might help a tad.I'll make it up to you I swear.
And to the question in the review about Legend of Dragoon: It's for Playstation One, you can find it at usually any store selling games (I have a back-up copy, hehehe) and even though there are some...PEOPLE..out there that say it's a Final Fantasy knock-off (LIARS) it's a rather excellent game, if you can stomach ol'spike head and his whiny girlfriend. Okay, I done now.mehehe
Cheese and Fiddle sticks! How long has it been? Okay, so now I'm gonna have a sit-down chat with my "buddies" from WoT. Let the mayhem begin! Oh yeah, some names might be off, I haven't done this in a while. I was playing LoD and Final Fantasy Tactics till my brain melted. Mahahaha!
~ The assorted cast of WoT is sitting aimlessly in Perrin's living room, munching on pies and playing tug-of-war with Fastwind. Suddenly. ~
CRASH BOOM
Mat: .the Hell.
Rand: SANTA!
Elayne: smacks him It's November.
Nynaeve: And you call ME abusive.?
Perrin: Only behind your back.
Faile: smacks him Behave.
Nynaeve and Faile: high five
Lan: It's a conspiracy.polishes sword
Mat: What was that noise? If it was Tylin I'm leaving.
~ It wasn't Tylin, nor any of the other assorted lunatics gunning for my cutie little gambler, it was.~
All: DEMANDRED!?
Demandred: No, I've been here the entire time, idiots.and that's my Lazy- Boy.
Perrin: Nyah! Mine now.
~The front door is kicked in, revealing the long-forgotten humanoid weasel-girl and her pet knight from LoD. ~
Pop: HI ALL!
Rand: And I thought the Dark One was bad.
Lavitz: Trust me, he doesn't hold a candle. rattles wrist shackle
Pop: Shush you, or it's the tickle feather again.
Lavitz: shudders
Perrin: I feel you pain dude. looks at Faile, shudders
Bornhald: suddenly appears in the living room DARKFRIEND!
Perrin: Ghah! Do the locks just not WORK!?
Pop: snaps fingers, Bornhald explodes
All: .OMG..
Pop: I've been good lately, it was my treat. smiles brightly
Lan: And now we know WHY we've been living semi-normal lives since she was on vacation.flicks a piece of Bornhald off his shoulder
Nynaeve: You can channel?!
Pop: Author Magic. snaps fingers again, Min appears
Min: .the Hell.
Rand: Weeehaw! Two of my girlfriends!
Pop: And since I can't spell the other ones name, it's staying that way.
~ Pop snaps her fingers a third time, and chairs appear in a circle in the living room, all the characters are sitting, looking stunned, except for Perrin, who has been chained to Pop and therefore knows what the deranged author is doing ~
Pop: Let's talk.
Mat: We're doomed.
Demandred: At least she LIKES you guys.
Faile: If she didn't like you, then you'd be like Bornhald there.
Min: Where in the Hell am I?
Perrin: Hell.
Elayne: That's a BAD word!
Lavitz: Is she for real?
Pop: Unfortunately. Hey hon, since this is WoT time, you wanna go back to Fifi's?
Lavitz: Is there pizza?
Pop: ...I think..
Rand: Can I go to Fifi's?
Pop and Min and Elayne: No.
Rand: Damnit.
Lan: Who's Fifi?
~And again, the front door is kicked open, revealing Fifi aka Freefall, the rainbow haired LoD freak whom I dragged very un-willing into this ficcy thing. ~
Freefall: Pick it up Knight-Boy! I ain't got all night! There's fics to write and cows to run over!
Lavitz: free of chains, nearly runs out the door into the waiting RV (.it's a long story.) and there a cheers and shouts from within
Freefall: What'd you do to him this time?
Pop: grins
Freefall: Whatever, e-mail me! vanishes in a poof of red smoke
Nyn: I need to know how you do that !
Pop: It's a secret. Anywho...so, what's up.
Demandred: The sky.
All: look warily at Pop, who frowns, then smiles.
~ The Forsaken finds himself being glomped and is now in the same place as the freed Lavitz, chained to Pop ~
Demandred: What in the name of my unholy socks!?
Lan: Your socks are unholy?
Rand: He's a Forsaken, HE is unholy.
Mat: Insanity is hereditary but for males who can channel it comes from the tainted True Source thingy or whatever its called but then Rand-Man over there and Nyn-Chick cleansed it and now book ten has me on the cover and it will probably be all about me and Rand and Nyn will still be out- cold by the end of it and everybody will have to wait another YEAR to find out what happens to them but no one will care because I'm universally loved because I'm cute and plucky and I have a cute butt and all Rand has going for him is ruling the world and going insane and Perrin here is a manic depressed nutcase who plays too many video games and his wife is freaking crazy because she is just that way and Lan can't be described without using the words "cold, stone-faced and mountain" and is wife is scary because she hits people and she beat up a Forsaken twice and Min over there likes knives and sleeps with Rand too much because her dad is that Farstrider guy who is that old dude who starts with a "N" in my group right now I think and Demandred is over there chained to a crazy weasel-girl who tickles people with feathers or some other kinky things because she took lessons from Tylin and Elayne is a snob who acts like a not-snob but she is because she sniffs like a crack addict 24/7 and that other scary chick that Rand sleeps with but they all pretend it's all right because more than likely two of them is going to die in the Last Battle because their going to explode because of too much One Power and it will rain pieces of them down upon happy Trollocs and all will rejoice because then Rand will only be sleeping with one woman now but I think one of them might be a man but I'm not sure I'll get back to you on that but that Forsaken chick wanted to sleep with him too and now she's dead and back again because nobody stays dead that are supposed to be which isn't a bad thing because it brought me back and now people are happy because they can read about how cute my butt is and how Rand is going crazy and how that woman I'm supposed to marry can kick people really hard in the co-jones and it hurts a lot so we had to tie her up and she's smiling at me a lot and Nyn over there is a dominatrix and poor Lan can't get away from her or he'll DIE and who will save everybody from bad things when that happens because Elayne is a snob that acts like a not-snob and her brothers are crazy and her mother is posing as a poor chick in service whatever that means to Faile who is scary and a bunch of people want us all dead and it's not safe to cross the street anymore 'cause these MUTANTS come whizzing around the corner on one wheel and wipe out some poor old lady walking her goldfish and POOF, there you go.
Rand: .what the Hell.
Perrin: Old ladies can't walk goldfish, stupid.
Mat: Oh, okay.
Faile: . What did he just say?
Lan: I think it was about goldfish.
Nyn: Yeah.goldfish..
Pop: On that note.
Demandred: WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY FEATHERS AND WHY IS IT KINKY?!
Elayne: What are co-jones?
Min: We'll tell you when you're older.
Pop: That was stimulating guys, since there is this thing called SLEEP however, I'm off to dream the demented dreams of a weasel-girls plotting to rule the world. Mehehe.
Rand: Can we have pizza?
Pop: snaps fingers, three pizzas appear
~ And since this is a night, perhaps it will be day later one, and maybe again Mat will ramble on and on and on and on.you get the idea.
^_^ --Pop
Like this was meant for anything thought provoking, boredom and the fact that they pushed "Crossroads" back to January has to do with everything...THEY CAN'T DO THAT TO US! But they can, so TTFN.
~ Disclaimer ~ I do not own Wheel of Time. Just a cat named Lloyd was is huggable as a ill-tempered porcupine. ~grins insanely~ But me still love hims!
Yeah, this one's not really P&TTW, but I'm lacking inspiration, and this might help a tad.I'll make it up to you I swear.
And to the question in the review about Legend of Dragoon: It's for Playstation One, you can find it at usually any store selling games (I have a back-up copy, hehehe) and even though there are some...PEOPLE..out there that say it's a Final Fantasy knock-off (LIARS) it's a rather excellent game, if you can stomach ol'spike head and his whiny girlfriend. Okay, I done now.mehehe
Cheese and Fiddle sticks! How long has it been? Okay, so now I'm gonna have a sit-down chat with my "buddies" from WoT. Let the mayhem begin! Oh yeah, some names might be off, I haven't done this in a while. I was playing LoD and Final Fantasy Tactics till my brain melted. Mahahaha!
~ The assorted cast of WoT is sitting aimlessly in Perrin's living room, munching on pies and playing tug-of-war with Fastwind. Suddenly. ~
CRASH BOOM
Mat: .the Hell.
Rand: SANTA!
Elayne: smacks him It's November.
Nynaeve: And you call ME abusive.?
Perrin: Only behind your back.
Faile: smacks him Behave.
Nynaeve and Faile: high five
Lan: It's a conspiracy.polishes sword
Mat: What was that noise? If it was Tylin I'm leaving.
~ It wasn't Tylin, nor any of the other assorted lunatics gunning for my cutie little gambler, it was.~
All: DEMANDRED!?
Demandred: No, I've been here the entire time, idiots.and that's my Lazy- Boy.
Perrin: Nyah! Mine now.
~The front door is kicked in, revealing the long-forgotten humanoid weasel-girl and her pet knight from LoD. ~
Pop: HI ALL!
Rand: And I thought the Dark One was bad.
Lavitz: Trust me, he doesn't hold a candle. rattles wrist shackle
Pop: Shush you, or it's the tickle feather again.
Lavitz: shudders
Perrin: I feel you pain dude. looks at Faile, shudders
Bornhald: suddenly appears in the living room DARKFRIEND!
Perrin: Ghah! Do the locks just not WORK!?
Pop: snaps fingers, Bornhald explodes
All: .OMG..
Pop: I've been good lately, it was my treat. smiles brightly
Lan: And now we know WHY we've been living semi-normal lives since she was on vacation.flicks a piece of Bornhald off his shoulder
Nynaeve: You can channel?!
Pop: Author Magic. snaps fingers again, Min appears
Min: .the Hell.
Rand: Weeehaw! Two of my girlfriends!
Pop: And since I can't spell the other ones name, it's staying that way.
~ Pop snaps her fingers a third time, and chairs appear in a circle in the living room, all the characters are sitting, looking stunned, except for Perrin, who has been chained to Pop and therefore knows what the deranged author is doing ~
Pop: Let's talk.
Mat: We're doomed.
Demandred: At least she LIKES you guys.
Faile: If she didn't like you, then you'd be like Bornhald there.
Min: Where in the Hell am I?
Perrin: Hell.
Elayne: That's a BAD word!
Lavitz: Is she for real?
Pop: Unfortunately. Hey hon, since this is WoT time, you wanna go back to Fifi's?
Lavitz: Is there pizza?
Pop: ...I think..
Rand: Can I go to Fifi's?
Pop and Min and Elayne: No.
Rand: Damnit.
Lan: Who's Fifi?
~And again, the front door is kicked open, revealing Fifi aka Freefall, the rainbow haired LoD freak whom I dragged very un-willing into this ficcy thing. ~
Freefall: Pick it up Knight-Boy! I ain't got all night! There's fics to write and cows to run over!
Lavitz: free of chains, nearly runs out the door into the waiting RV (.it's a long story.) and there a cheers and shouts from within
Freefall: What'd you do to him this time?
Pop: grins
Freefall: Whatever, e-mail me! vanishes in a poof of red smoke
Nyn: I need to know how you do that !
Pop: It's a secret. Anywho...so, what's up.
Demandred: The sky.
All: look warily at Pop, who frowns, then smiles.
~ The Forsaken finds himself being glomped and is now in the same place as the freed Lavitz, chained to Pop ~
Demandred: What in the name of my unholy socks!?
Lan: Your socks are unholy?
Rand: He's a Forsaken, HE is unholy.
Mat: Insanity is hereditary but for males who can channel it comes from the tainted True Source thingy or whatever its called but then Rand-Man over there and Nyn-Chick cleansed it and now book ten has me on the cover and it will probably be all about me and Rand and Nyn will still be out- cold by the end of it and everybody will have to wait another YEAR to find out what happens to them but no one will care because I'm universally loved because I'm cute and plucky and I have a cute butt and all Rand has going for him is ruling the world and going insane and Perrin here is a manic depressed nutcase who plays too many video games and his wife is freaking crazy because she is just that way and Lan can't be described without using the words "cold, stone-faced and mountain" and is wife is scary because she hits people and she beat up a Forsaken twice and Min over there likes knives and sleeps with Rand too much because her dad is that Farstrider guy who is that old dude who starts with a "N" in my group right now I think and Demandred is over there chained to a crazy weasel-girl who tickles people with feathers or some other kinky things because she took lessons from Tylin and Elayne is a snob who acts like a not-snob but she is because she sniffs like a crack addict 24/7 and that other scary chick that Rand sleeps with but they all pretend it's all right because more than likely two of them is going to die in the Last Battle because their going to explode because of too much One Power and it will rain pieces of them down upon happy Trollocs and all will rejoice because then Rand will only be sleeping with one woman now but I think one of them might be a man but I'm not sure I'll get back to you on that but that Forsaken chick wanted to sleep with him too and now she's dead and back again because nobody stays dead that are supposed to be which isn't a bad thing because it brought me back and now people are happy because they can read about how cute my butt is and how Rand is going crazy and how that woman I'm supposed to marry can kick people really hard in the co-jones and it hurts a lot so we had to tie her up and she's smiling at me a lot and Nyn over there is a dominatrix and poor Lan can't get away from her or he'll DIE and who will save everybody from bad things when that happens because Elayne is a snob that acts like a not-snob and her brothers are crazy and her mother is posing as a poor chick in service whatever that means to Faile who is scary and a bunch of people want us all dead and it's not safe to cross the street anymore 'cause these MUTANTS come whizzing around the corner on one wheel and wipe out some poor old lady walking her goldfish and POOF, there you go.
Rand: .what the Hell.
Perrin: Old ladies can't walk goldfish, stupid.
Mat: Oh, okay.
Faile: . What did he just say?
Lan: I think it was about goldfish.
Nyn: Yeah.goldfish..
Pop: On that note.
Demandred: WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY FEATHERS AND WHY IS IT KINKY?!
Elayne: What are co-jones?
Min: We'll tell you when you're older.
Pop: That was stimulating guys, since there is this thing called SLEEP however, I'm off to dream the demented dreams of a weasel-girls plotting to rule the world. Mehehe.
Rand: Can we have pizza?
Pop: snaps fingers, three pizzas appear
~ And since this is a night, perhaps it will be day later one, and maybe again Mat will ramble on and on and on and on.you get the idea.
^_^ --Pop
Like this was meant for anything thought provoking, boredom and the fact that they pushed "Crossroads" back to January has to do with everything...THEY CAN'T DO THAT TO US! But they can, so TTFN.