[Beretta] Previously on the Amazing Race: Twelve teams of 24 Resident Evil stars departed from the starting point of the race, Raccoon City USA. The Ashfords continued to try and use their connections to gain the pole position, and managed to reach the pit stop barely ahead of the other teams. And due to unforeseen circumstances, several of the teams were knocked out of the race. Who will be the last to reach the pit stop tonight?

-Shot of the pit stop in some fancy house, then shots of CFB Shearwater-

[Beretta] CFB Shearwater. This was the first pit stop in a race around the world, which teams must check in for a mandatory rest period, which allows them to eat, rest, and mingle with the other teams.

{FLASHBACK - TWO HOURS AGO}

[General] TAKE HIM DOWN, MEN!

[Tanks, Missile Launchers, Infantry, CF-18's] -Open fire on the rampaging Nemesis-

[Beretta] -Takes two Tylonol- So anyway, yet another replacement has to be brought in.

[Silence] .

[Chris] Ok, I'll bite. Who?

[Regina] Me.

[All] O_o

[Steve] She's not even a Resident Evil char!

[Beretta] I know.

[Regina] Hey you little pencil dicks, all you ever had to take on was a bunch of brain dead assholes, I HAD TO FIGHT A GODDAMN T-REX! I THINK I'M ALLOWED TO BE HERE!

{3:49AM}

[Beretta] The Ashfords, who checked in at 3:49 PM, will depart the base at 3: 49 AM.

[Alfred] -Opens Route Info enveloppe- 'To find out where the race leads you next, travel to Pier 21 and look for the Admiral of her Majesty's Armed Forces'.

[Beretta] Teams must now use any means necessary to get to Pier 21, which once served as the entry point to millions of immigrants and refugees wishing to gain entrance to Canada, which has since become a historic site. Teams must locate this man - One of the famous characters of the Alexander Keith's story, the Admiral, and receive their next destination envelope from him.

[Alexia] -While saddling up on their horses- Remind me to consider building an Umbrella Facility here when this is all over.

[Jill and Chris] -Get into Bruce and Ark's carriage, allied with them-

@MUSIC -Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train@

[Bruce] Giddyap! -Takes off after the Ashford Twins-

[Jill] This is now officially a twin hunt! -Loads up everyone's Berettas-

[Rebecca] Ooo, a pier! Doesn't that sound romantic, Billy?

[Billy] Uh, sure. -Sets her down in the back of Claire and Leon's truck- And keep your head down!

[Rebecca] -Clings to Billy, stays quiet

[Claire and bandaged Leon] -Get into the truck, not knowing Billy and Rebecca are hitching a ride-

[Carlos and Rodrigo's truck] -Departs-

[Hunk and Regina] -Hijack a submarine and speed into the Harbour-

[Wesker and Birkin] -Steal Nicholai's Tank and speed off-

[Jill] -Looking through NVG goggles- THERE THEY ARE! -Points at the Ashfords as they catch up-

[Ark] -Aims pistol- Tally ho! -Starts firing-

[Alfred] -Alared- No!

[The Ashfords] -Get an idea to evade the carriage-

[Fishing poles holding up carots] -Dangle in front of the Ashford's horses, they speed up-

[Chris] Damnit!

{PIER 21}

[HMCS November] -Slams into one of the ports, massive leaking-

[Hunk and Regina] -Get out wearing Naval uniforms and carrying flashlights, search-

[The Ashfords and co.] -Ride through the Pier 21 museum, taking a shortcut-

[Museum Curator] YOU BASTARDS!

[Claire and co, Carlos and Rodrigo] -Ram at each other's trucks-

[Billy] -Shoots out one of Carlos's tires-

[Carlos and Rodrigo's Truck] -Veers into the museum, crashes into a sea mine on display-

[Explosion] BOOM!

[Carlos and Rodrigo] AAAAAAAHHHHHH -Land in the harbor-

[Wesker's tank] -Crashes in after them-

[Regina] -Aims her Glock 35 at the Admiral- FORK THEM OVER!

[Hunk] -Cuffs the poor Admiral to a lamppost, takes a Route Envelope-

[Beretta] Teams must now make their way back to Halifax International Airport, and book themselves on one of three flights heading for London- Heathrow. As with before, there is only a limited amount of seating on each plane, as there is only room for three teams each. The first plane leaves at 7AM, the second one leaves an hour later, and the final plane leaves two hours after the first one, making it important to get on the first plane. Once the teams arrive, they must make their way to the fabled Austin Powers pad to receive instructions.

[Regina] -Judo chops the Admiral flat out cold-

[Hunk] -Tosses the rest of the Route Info envelopes into the Harbor, looks for a cab-

[Claire] -Waves a hand in front of the Admiral's face- Hello?

[Chris] Dude, he's KOed.

[Rebecca] Then where's the route envelopes?

[Billy] -Peers into the water- Don't ask.

[Alexia] Too late. Where are they? -Looks with Billy-

[Billy] Well, there's about one thing to do now.

[Steve and Brad] -Eventually arrive, join the crowd-

[Wesker] -Pulls up in a tour bus- Everyone aboard!

{FIVE MINUTES LATER}

@MUSIC - Baha Men - Rat Race@

[The Ashfords, The Redfields, Wesker, Birkin, Leon, Jill, Rebecca, Billy, Carlos, Rodrigo, Ark, Billy] -Sit in various seats/the roof of the bus, all armed with Berettas/MP5s-

[Regina] -Peeks behind them- Houston, we have a problem.

[Wesker] -At the wheel- The game's afoot! TAKE THEM DOWN!

[Deafening Gunfire] BANG! BANG! KAPOW! RATATATATA!

[Hunk] SHIT! -Aims the turret behind them-

[Bruce] I got this one! -Aims Beretta Elite at cannon opening-

[Tank's Turret/Bruce's Beretta] -Fire-

[Cannon Shell] -Blows up early, destroying the turret-

[Regina] SHIT! SPEED UP!

[Hunk] This is the vehicle's top speed! -Tries driving into a marketplace-

[Alfred] Use the bumper! That's what it's for!

[Wesker] -Chases, people dive out of the way-

[Everyone] -Halt the chase for five minutes to pick up some fries from Bud the Spud-

[Rebecca] -Poses for an ad- Bud the Spud French Fries! They're not just for breakfast anymore! ^_^

-Chase resumes, music is off-

[Steve] .Wesker! Turn the radio back on! I need music to shoot to!

[Wesker] Alright, sheesh. -Turns the radio on-

@MUSIC - B52'S - Love Shack@

[Everyone Else] O_O! CHANGE THE STATION!

[Steve] I like this song! LEAVE IT!

[Wesker] I'M TRYING TO DRIVE! SOMEONE ELSE CHANGE IT!

[Bruce] -Changes the station-

[Birkin] -Beats the stuffing out of Steve-

@MUSIC - Spiderman ST - Hero@

[Jill] TOO DRAMATIC! CHANGE IT AGAIN!

[Leon] No! THE SONG STAYS!

[Chris] You trying to down talk Jill? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

[Everyone on the Bus, minus Wesker] WHACK POW SLAM CRUNCH!

[Wesker] Why can't we all just get along? -Gets punched by accident- YOU GONNA DIE, BITCH!

@MUSIC - Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting@

[The Chase] -Moves to Downtown Halifax again-

[The Bus] -Swerves around as no one's driving-

[Hunk] -Grabs popcorn, watches the bus as Regina drives-

[Beretta] -Passes the bus in a Mack Truck, ties the front of the bus to the back of the truck-

[Everyone in the bus] -Continue to kick everyone else's ass-

[The Zombie Infestation] -Invade Barrington Street-

[Mack Truck, Tank, Bus] -Drive through it-

[Zombies] -Climb onto the Bus, Truck-

[Beretta] AAAH! -Starts shooting-

[Wesker] -Tears Steve's hair off-

[Steve] O.O! NO!

[Jill] -Grapples with Claire- WENCH!

[Claire] -Knees Jill in the gut] TRAMP!

[Rebecca] -Gives Claire a haymaker to save Jill- Two cent ho!

[Birkin] -Roundhouse-kicks Ark-

[Brad] -Hides in the baggage hold-

[Bob Marley] Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note, don't worry.be hap- -Gets punched off the bus-

{HALIFAX INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - 6:30AM}

[Beretta] -Detaches the rope, bails from the truck and runs-

[Tank] -Parks, passengers get out-

[The Bus] -Overturns and rolls, throwing everyone around inside-

[Regina and Hunk] -Snag the first spot on the 1st plane.

[Everyone on the overturned bus] Oh my achin' everything.

[Wesker] -Returns to his senses first, grabs Birkin and runs for the Airport-

[Steve] MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! -Cries-

[Claire] -Drags Leon to the Airport-

FIRST FLIGHT (7AM): -Hunk and Regina -Wesker and Birkin -Leon and Claire

[Everyone else] -Stays down, senseless-

[First flight] -Departs-

[Jill] -Fixes her top, pours water on Chris-

[Chris] Mmmph! I'm awake!

[Jill] I know. I like seeing you wet.

[Chris] -Sweatdrops- C'mon, we gotta make the flight! -Runs-

[Jill] -Kicks Steve in the head for good measure, then runs with Chris-

[Steve] -KOed again-

[Billy] -Comes to, carries Rebecca to the terminal-

[Ark and Bruce] -Chase, arrive afterwards-

SECOND FLIGHT (8AM): -Jill and Chris -Rebecca and Billy -Ark and Bruce

LAST FLIGHT BY DEFAULT (9AM): -The Ashfords -Carlos and Rodrigo -Steve and Brad

{FIRST FLIGHT}

[Claire] Leon, I'm getting tired of doing all the work! YOU TAKE THE MAP! -Shoves it into Leon's hands-

[Leon] Well you're the one who keeps beating me!

[Claire] And I wouldn't have had to if you weren't cheating on me with those two girls!

[Wesker] -Grabs the intercom- Today on the Albert Wesker Show - A police officer is accused of cheating on his girlfriend with two girls from hooters! It's an episode you don't wanna miss: "You're Mine, You Asshole!"

@MUSIC - Cowboy Bebop - The Real Folk Blues@

[Second Flight] -Takes off-

[Carlos] We are like so screwed.

[Brad] -Pats Steve on the shoulder- There there.

[Steve] -Holds the remains of his hair- IT'S NOT FAIR!

[Rodrigo] Wait, where did the Ashfords go?

[Umbrella Concord Jet] -Takes off-

[Alexia] Alright! -Hugs Alfred-

{SECOND FLIGHT}

[Stewardess] -Serves the three teams an above-third-class breakfast-

[Jill and Chris] -Share an orange juice with two straws all romantic like-

[Rebecca] -Snuggles against Billy-

[Bruce and Ark] -Play against each other in the Police Trainer-

[Last Flight] -Departs-

[Both] -Opens up the Fast Forward envelope-

[Beretta] The Fast-Forward enables a team to skip all tasks and head directly for the pit stop, but once a team uses a leg's Fast Forward, they cannot use one for the rest of the race. In this leg's Fast Forward, teams must locate Umbrella Europe at the outskirts of London, and remove the fast forward forcefully from Nemesis's hands.

@MUSIC - Resident Evil 3 - Splash Intro Music@

[Beretta] What will happen next to our band of heroes/villains? Tune in next week to find out! Keep those reviews coming!