*day of party*
cat: ok, i wonder how long it'll take for everyone to get here...
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
cat: yay! *opens door* hello?
filia: hello!!! can we come in?
cat: sure! *moves out of way and waves them in*
filia: thank you! *pulls Val through the door*
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
heather: *opens the door* hello?
goku: *waves cheerfully* hi! the party hasn't started yet, has it?
heather: no, not entirly
goku: oh ok! that's great!
heather: c'mon in! *stands aside and lets in Goku*
goku: thanks! *spots the buffet table* hey! food!!!!
heather: *facefaults, thinks, that sounds more like Gourry...*
vegeta: *follows goku* well well, what have we here?
heather: did we invite him in? *whispered to cat alone*
cat: *whispers back* i don't know, but he's a very stuck-up prince, i think he just decided to come in on his own....
heather: *sighs* princes and princesses, you could learn to hate them
cat: *giggles* well, he's not really all that bad, he just acts it.
heather: *nods* not like Amelia, she's annoying
cat: yeah, he's just.... *whispers* arrogant
heather: *grins*
KOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
heather: aren't u going to get the door, cat?
cat: oops! *opens door* hello!
naga: hello! i heard you were having a party *laughs* may i come in?
cat: yeah, sure... *moves aside*
naga: *enters and spots the buffet table* do u have ne wine?
cat: uhhh... *looks at heather like she's asking "help?"*
heather: *grins and goes to the kitchen, then reappears with a few open wine bottles* here ya go, Naga!
andrew: Naga's here?
cat: *looks desperate, whispers* nononono!!! i didn't want a drunk huge lady at my party!!!
heather: *grins* we'll take care of her, at lease, andrew will, wich means no drinking on his part!
cat: ummm... i don't understand but i'm not sure if i wanna....
heather: *grins* andrew, your going to take care of Naga t'night, ok? no drinking, either!
andrew: *curses* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T LIVE W/O MY WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everybody looks at him*
cat: *laughs nervously* he's just playing right u stupid baka?!
andrew: *glares at her* yeah, right....c'mon, Naga *leads her to his room*
cat: ah huh...
*(no, he's not going to make out with her)*
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
cat: *opens door* hi!
Lina: hi, cat!
cat: hi, lina!!! come on in!
lina: *enters, Gourry following*
cat: hi gourry
gourry: hi...uh...what's your name agian?
*every one facefaults
cat: it's cat....
gourry: wheres a cat? *starts looking for a cat*
cat: nonono!!! i'm cat!
gourry: ur a cat? *starts petting Cat like she was a cat* aren't you a cute kitty?!
cat: no, i'm not A cat, i'm CALLED cat!!!!! *pushes his hand away*
gourry: what?
cat: never mind...
gourry: ok...*spots the buffet table* FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts devouring everything on the table*
lina: don't hog all the food, gourry!!! *rushes after him*
*goku and vegeta try to drag the food away from her and goku, vegeta, gourry, and lina start fighting*
*cat and heather just stare in disbeilf as their party turns into a brawl*
cat: noooooooo..... this isn't happening!!!
filia: *just keeps Val on her lap and sips her tea*
*knock on the door*
heather: *opens door* yes? can i help you?
chichi: hi, is this where the party is?
heather: *blinks* um...*looks over her shoulder* if you could call it a party
chichi: *looks as well, and gets angry* bulma! just look at ur husband!
vegita: *gets ready to blast lina and gourry to smithereens when bulma comes up and smacks him*
bulma: *screaming* how dare u ruin these girls' party?! they worked so hard and now u are ruining it!!!! now apologize right now!!!!!
cat: *mutters* hooray for the housewives....
heather: *giggles*
vegita: QUIET WOMAN!!! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
*cat and heather just watch as the housewives try to controll their husbands*
bulma: DON'T U TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, U ARROGANT "PRINCE"!!!!!! ha! some prince u eat like a pig!!!!
heather: *blinks*
chichi: *walks up to goku angrily* u better apologize right now, mister! u may be dead but i can still yell at u!
lina: WERE U ABOUT TO HIT THE FAMOUS LINA INVERSE?!
vegita: NO! I WAS GOING TO BLAST U TO BITS!!!!!
lina: *growls* darkness beyond twilight...
heather: YIPES!!!! *grabs lina* sorry, lina, but you can't cast that here!
cat: NONONONONONONONONOOOOO!!!!!!! PLEASE STOPPIT!!!! *grabs vegeta by the arm and glances at lina* PLEASE DON'T BLOW UP MY HOUSE!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T FIGHT!!!! U'RE RUINING THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lina: *growls, shrugging out of heathers hold* ok, just so long as that *points at Vegeta* doesn't try ne thing else!
bulma: *glares at vegeta* he'd better not....
heather: *sighs* ok, i'll go get more food *leaves for her house*
vegeta: *growls angrily but settles down*
lina: *continues glaring at Vegeta*
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
filia: *opens door* yes?
bra: hi! is this where the party is?
filia: yeah this is were the party is, please come in!
bra: thanks! *looks around* hi mom! hi dad!
heather: *yells* HEY CAT!!! COULD YA GET THE TABLE FIXED?! I CAN'T HOLD THESE FOODS ALL DAY!! oops........
cat: uhhh....
*lina and Gourry launch themselves at heather*
*goku starts to follow but chichi stops him*
cat: *grabs a few plates from heather and takes them to the table*
heather: *has one foot holding lina and gourry back*
cat: ok, u two, attack this....
gourry: *looks at cat* what?
cat: EAT THIS FOOD SO THAT HEATHER CAN PUT THAT STUPID STUFF DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gourry: *sees food on the table and "attacks" it, lina following quickly*
cat: *steps back quickly*
heather: *hurrdly places the food she brought down and steps back with cat, then whispers* should we put on some music when they're done?
cat: *whispers* yeah, that might help calm them down... although it has gotten quieter since bra got here... i invited her just in case, but i thought we could avoid trouble cos i thought she'd come w/ her parents....
heather: *sighs* i guess that didn't happen..........
cat: yeah....by the way, all the guests arrived?
heather: *goes to the sterio and turns it on* pick a cd, cat, and no, not all of them, we're missing...uh......my least favorites, and two of my favorites....for filia's benifte don't ask who.
cat: ok, i won't even tho i don't know who they are... now that i think about it.... trunks and goten should be here....
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
cat: and i don't know what cd so u pick. *opens door* hello
zel: hello, are lina and gourry, here?
cat: uh, yeah....
zel: may i come in?
cat: yeah... they're over by the food of course
zel: *looks at them and grimances* i knew it, do u have ne coffee?
cat: uh, yeah, i'll go make it *goes to make the coffee*
zel: thank you *sit down at the couch, next to heather who was picking out a cd*
cat: *finishes coffee and pours a cup for zel* there ya go!
zel: thank you
Mysterious person outside the door: KNOCK KNOCK. Hey is anyone in here?!
heather: *puts the cd's aside and opens door* yes, can i help u?
*two teenage boys are standing there*
trunks: uh, yeah... isn't there supposed to be a party or something?
heather: yeah, are you friends of Goku's?
trunks: uh, sorta. *points at goten* his dad's goku and my dad is prince vegeta
heather: *blinks* uh, right, c'mon in
trunks: *comes in* hey look goten there's food!
heather: *thinks* aw, damnit!
cat: *giggles* i thought i warned u... saiyans eat a lot....
andrew: *comes stumbling down the stairs* heeeeeey everybody!!!!!!
heather: you didn't say ne thing about that!
cat: oh no.... what's he doing? i hope he doesn't get anyone mad... and i thought i had!!!
heather: *sighs* andrew, i thought i told you to stay with Naga!
andrew: u did! but she fell asleep after a while of just drinking and laughing!
cat: uh oh... i hope she doesn't wake up...
heather: *hurries up to andrew's room, hears loud snoring as she opens the door* she won't be up for sometime *whispered to cat when she got back downstairs*
cat: *sighs in relief*
lina: *looks up from eating* naga's here?
trunks: *tries to take food from under lina's nose* stop hogging all the food lady!
lina: *throws him a death look* back off, kid!!!
trunks: no, not until u give me some of that! u have enough there to feed my whole family and u aren't even a saiyan!
lina: is there something wrong with the way i eat?!
goku (?): trunks settle down u have enough.....
trunks: *angrily* well, if u would just not eat so much, maybe we could solve the problem of all those people starving!!!!!!
andrew: *falls uncountous*
trunks: *stares in amazement* what's his problem
heather: sorry about him, he's drunk *drags andrew back to his room*
trunks: oh.... *looks curiously* isn't he too young?
heather: yeah, but he doesn't think so *sighs* the baka
trunks: oh. *turns back to the problem of lina taking all of the food* hey lady u need to share there's more than just u here!
lina: *growls despite the food in her mouth* its mine!!!
goten: *takes some of trunks' food while he isn't looking and chews happily*
trunks: u have enough to feed my family and his now give some of it up!!!!
lina: *growls* no way! its all mine!!!!!! no little kid's gonna stop me!!
trunks: little kid!!!? i'm almost as old as u, if not older... u don't look any older than me...
lina: oh? i may look like a kid, but i aint a kid!!!!
trunks: could've fooled me!!!
lina: *growls* ok, that does it!!!!!!!!!! FIRE BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
trunks: AAAHHH!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! *blasts her with an energy blast*
trunks: *readies more energy blasts grinning happily*
lina: *doges it* ok!!! *throws another fireball*
bulma: *notices trunks and lina and comes over carefully to avoid getting fireballed* TRUNKS!!! U STOP ATTACKING THAT POOR WOMAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
heather: lina, you should calm down! *grabs the readied fireballed arm before ne more damage occurs*
trunks: she started it! *starts to sulk*
bulma: i don't care, u don't attack ladies, or girls, or women, females in general, u don't fight with!!!!
lina: *growls and shakes the fire off her hand into the fireplace* if i catch him alone i'm gonna.........
cat: lina please....
lina: *turns back to the food, still angry*
cat: *sighs* maybe we invited too many people...
lina: *tries to eat, but finds that the table (and the food) is gone*
heather: maybe
trunks: *charred* man, there went all of that food...
lina: where'd the food go?
filia: *hears someone eating* i think the thief is upstairs
goku: *cheerfully*it's a good thing i'm already dead, otherwise i'd've been killed!
heather: *sweatdrops* yeah..........
cat: if it's andrew, i'm gonna kill him....
heather: *follows the munching noise to andrew's room, opens the door to see two people, their backs to the door*
cat: OOOOHHH!!!! *jumps on one of them and starts hitting* HOW DARE U?! U'RE GONNA RUIN THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andrew: ruin the party? what party *looks at Naga* do u know what they're talking about?
trunks: U FREAK!!!! HOW DARE U?! *attacks andrew*
andrew: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cat: OOOHHH!!!! U'RE GONNA RUIN THE PARTY ME AND HEATHER SET UP!!!! DO U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A DATE WHEN SO MANY PEOPLE AREN'T BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? U STUPID STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heather: *grabs andrew by the neck* if u do this again, i'm going to kill you!!!! if your drunk or not!!!!!!!!!!!!
cat: *is almost about to cry* i can't believe this.... the idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andrew: *growls* what did i do?!!!!!!!!
cat: U ATE ALL OF THE FOOD!!!!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST THE REST OF THE PARTY, OR UNTIL EVERYONE WAS FULL!!!!!!! HOW COULD U EAT IT ALL?!
andrew: i didn't eat it all, Naga helped
cat: I DON'T CARE, U STILL HELPED!!!! OH U STUPID BAKA!!!!
andrew: *blinked* so?
cat: OOOHHH!!!!!
heather: *shakes her brother* OK!!!! SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!
cat: *gets an idea and turns to lina and everyone else* u realize that these two ate allllll of that food that u guys were supposed to eat, right?
Lina: *blinks* that skiny stick? FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!
heather: *quickly releses andrew and backs off*
trunks: I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT FOOD!!! *shoots a few random energy blasts at andrew and naga*
zel: *shakes head* i'll never get used to this *goes back downstairs to keep filia company*
cat: well, don't think we'll hafta punish him after this....
heather: nope, i don't think so *goes back downstairs and resumes looking for a good cd*
cat: *giggles happily at the thought of andrew and naga getting blown up by lina and trunks*
heather: AH!!! HERE IT IS!!!!!!!! *puts the cd in the sterio and turns it on: random music* ne body wanna dance?
goten: *walks forward, bows with a laugh and holds out a hand*
heather: *grins and takes his hand*
goten: *starts dancing w/ heather*
cat: *watches w/ interest*
heather: *giggles*
cat: *looks around curiously, wondering who would possibly dance w/ her*
gourry: *looks at her* wanna dance?
cat: *giggles* sure!
gourry: *takes her hand and starts dancing with her*
bra: *looks at goten whistfully*
*bulma grabs vegeta's hand and drags him out, chichi does the same to goku*
lina: *comes walking down the stairs, dusting her hands off*
trunks: *follows with a happy, contented smile on his face*
lina: ok, those two shouldn't be a problem ne more!
trunks: *grins evilly*
lina: *grabs trunks' hand* c'mon, lets dance *drags him out on the floor*
trunks: *looks extremely shocked, but starts dancing with lina*
lina: *grins mystchiveously*
trunks: *sweatdrops and gulps nervously*
*the song ends and everybody waits until the next comes up, changing partners while they're at it: lina&gourry, cat&goten, heather&trunks, the others stayed*
bra: *looks annoyed cos she hasn't gotten to dance with goten yet*
somebody outside: *KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!* HELLO?!?!?!
cat: *is surprised and runs to the door quickly* hello?
sylphiel: hello, i'm looking for Miss Lina, Gourry-dear, and Mr. Zelgadis, have you seen them?
cat: uhh... yeah... they're in here...
sylphiel: oh, may i come in to speak with them?
cat: uh, sure...
sylphiel: thank you! *bows*
cat: yeah...
sylphiel: *draws Lina, Gourry, and Zel away talking softly too them*
cat: *thinks* wonder what that's about...
heather: *shrugs*
cat: hmmm...i hope they don't have to leave!
heather: me too!!! *looks at the other party members who were staring at her and cat* (whispered) i think we should start dancing again...
cat: umm... good idea.... *goes back to goten* sorry about that!
heather: *goes back to Trunks* yeah, sorry about that
trunks: that's ok.
andrew: SHAD UP DOWN THERE!!! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO HEAL!!!
heather: *sighs* dork...
trunks: *grins* NO!!!
cat: *laughs* he deserves it, after all the times he's fireballed us...
heather: *grins* true!!!
trunks: *looks a bit confused, but smiles anyway* well, why did he fireball u?
goku: what's a fireball?
heather: *sweatdrops* its a ball of fire
goku: oh ok!
trunks: *shakes his head sadly* sometimes i wonder about him.....
heather: *giggles*
trunks: *smiles at her*
heather: *blushes slightly*
cat: *confused*
heather: *sighs* i'm on ur side, trunks
trunks: *grins*
heather: *blushes again*
cat: *looks at heather in amusement*
heather: *glares at cat*
cat: *grins*
heather: *sticks tounge out at cat*
cat: *smiles and mouths "another boyfriend?"*
heather: *mouths "shut-up!"
cat: *grins again and mouths "ok"*
heather: *ignores cat*
goku: *is even more confused becos he saw this but doesn't understand* chichi....
chichi: what, goku?
goku: how many boyfriends does that girl have?
chichi: *sweatdrops* how would i know?
heather: *heard goku, and blushed a deep deep red*
cat: *giggles at goku's question*
heather: excuse me, trunks *rushes out side*
goku: *watches in confusion*
cat: 'scuse me, goten. *follows heather* what's wrong?
heather: i'm really embarressed.......i don't even know those people!!!
cat: it's ok.... goku's always like that. but he didn't mean to embarrass u... and trunks doesn't even know what's going on... goku's the only one who noticed, and no one else has a clue what he's talking about....
heather: it's still embarressing......*sighs* i thought i had problems with Xellos!
cat: well, at least he's not here... he'd probably mess up the party...
heather: yeah.....
cat: but just be glad goku didn't ask u out loud, and only asked chichi.....
heather: *sighs, grateful*
cat: *grins* ne way... u r lucky... trunks is really cute ;-)
heather: *sticks her tounge out at her* shut up!
cat: well, he is....
heather: don't embaress me again!
cat: ok, ok....sheesh...
heather: *glares at cat* promise?
cat: *holds up hands* i promise i won't do it on purpose! i swear it!
heather: thank you *goes back inside*
cat: *follows her*
heather: sorry about that
goten: it's ok.... *looks sorta amused at the look on cat's face*
trunks: what was that?
heather: what?
trunks: well, what did u say to her? she looks like u scared her...
heather: um...*shakes head* its nothing big, just...uh...um...nothing
trunks: *grins* ok, i'll take your word for it
heather: *blushes, but grins*
goten: *to cat* are u ok?
cat: *turns red* uh yeah, why wouldn't i be?
heather: *mouths "whos the one with the boyfriend now?"*
cat: *turns and gives her a death stare, but ends up laughing*
heather: *giggles*
*goten and trunks look confused cos they don't know why cat and heather are laughing, so they look at eachother and shrug*
sylphiel: when are you going to listen, gourry?!
gourry: huh?
cat: *turns and stares in confusion, trying to figure out what's going on*
*lina, sylphiel, and zel sweatdrop*
sylphiel: Gourry-dear, please listen *lowers voice so only the four over there could hear her*
cat: *looks at heather and mouths "what's going on?"*
heather: *shrugs and mouths "i don't know"*
cat: *happens to "wander over" nearer so she can eavesdrop*
sylphiel: Gourry-dear, remember that you have to be the one to destroy the peice!
lina: yeah, gourry, ur the only one who can use that sword of yours!
cat: *thinks, "yes! i can hear!" and tries not to look triumphant*
zel: *sighs, and says patiently* ok, gourry, once more, lina's going to get the piece of Shabernigdo, and you are going to destroy it! got it?
gourry: um...i think so, so i get the piece and lina destroys it?
*the four in the corner facefault*
zel: *notices cat* ok, we'd better leave this for later
cat: *curses under her breath and turns away*
sylphiel: i'm sorry, everyone, i've gotta go, good night! *leaves*
cat: dang....
heather: thats what u get for eaves-dropping!
cat: *glares at her* u shut up.... and i wanted to know what was going on. they probably wouldn't tell me outright so i had to. i have a right to know what people are talking about, becos i'm one of the hostesses....i don't care, i'm gonna go ask them to tell me now what is happening! *stomps over to lina, gourry and zel* what was she saying? and don't u dare pull any funny stuff about "it wasn't important" becos it sounded important to me
lina: it doesn't concern you
cat: IT DOES TOO! U WERE TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT AT MY PARTY!!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lina: i'm sorry, cat, but only we four are supposed to talk about it!
cat: *sags* but.... i don't care, i want to know! *softens her voice* i know that shabrernigdo is not a good guy, i know that much. he's very bad, i know. but these guys might actually be able to help! but we hafta know something.... come on, it would double ur chances, if not triple them....
lina: no, cat, L-samma gave us specific instructions: don't tell any one!
cat: well, can't u at least let us help u?
lina: no, cat, we can't
cat: *angry* well, why not?
lina: L-sama gave us specific instructions
cat: u said she said not to tell. if i already know then u aren't telling. and u don't hafta tell them, just ask for help. i know goku and goten will give it willingly, and probably vegeta and trunks.... they can use energy blasts....
lina: no, no body can help *storms out of the house, Gourry following*
zel: sorry *leaves*
cat: ooohhh, they're so stubborn... i have a mind to follow her anyway w/ these guys... forget her stupid instructions! i'm not l-sama's girl, i can do whatever!
heather: cat, don't!
cat: well, why not?!
heather: L-sama is the creator of all, she can really hurt you!! don't go!!!
cat: but... oohhh.... *plops down on the couch* i wish she had let me do something... give her some food to take, a water bottle..... she treated me like a child....
heather: cat...to her you are a child, its only because she thinks your younger than you are...don't let that bother you!!!