*All the girls have left the stage and Snake is waiting patiently for Meryl
to come out. Suddenly a Ninja drops from the ceiling onto the stage*
Vamp: Shake it baby!
Snake: Didn't Raiden kill him, like, a lot?
Snake: Anyways, who the hell are you!?
Ninja: I am like you, I have no...wow, she's hot.
Snake: At least I know I'm not the only who gets distracted by them.
Ninja: Distracted!? I've come back from a world where such words are meaningless.
Snake: What is it? Revenge?
Ninja: It is nothing so trivial as revenge. You stole my copy of MGS2!
Snake: ....It's you. Gray Fox...
Fox: Ah, so you do remember.
Snake: Yeah...I also remember you used to cross dress.
Fox: ...Snake...that person you saw was your own reflection in the mirror.
Snake: Damn! That's why you got the code name Fox...
Fox: Correct. Now, let's fight Snake. Hand to hand, it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.
Snake: I seem to be experiencing Deja Vu...
Fox: Hmm...me too. Let's just watch Meryl...I used to follow her into the shower with my stealth suit.
Snake: Yeah, I would've done that, except Otacon didn't give me the stealth until we boarded the Tanker. So I had to resort to spying on cheerleaders.
Fox: You haven't aged well Snake. Still a teenager at heart.
Snake: Yeah, well, can a teenager do this?
*Snakes does a karate chop*
Fox: Yes, actually they can.
Snake: I guess you're right then.
*Johnny Sazaki walks out onto the stage*
Johnny: And now *ergh*, the *ohhhh* lovely Meryl *plerp* is now taking *gwarp* the stage. Damn women, always give me the runs. *oooooohhhhhhh*
*Runs to the bathroom only to find that there is no tissue paper*
Johnny: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Snake: Finally, I'll get to see her naked!
Fox: *shakes head*
*Who walks out from behind the curtains? It's Meryl! In a school girl outfit.*
Snake: Shake it baby!
Fox: Snake, weren't you here to rescue her?
Snake: All in due time...*grins*
Fox: You'll never change, eh Snake?
Snake: Of course not. I'm the legendary pervert Solid Snake.
Fox: You don't even realize you insulted yourself...
Snake: *brings out the Digital Camera* Yeah, that's the way I like it! It's a good thing I brought a lot of memory cards, hehehe. *Takes photos for the next 25 minutes*
*After Meryl is done dancing, she sits down at the table with Fox and Snake*
Meryl: What are you doing here Snake?
Snake: .....I forgot.....
Meryl: My dad told you get me out of here, right?
Snake: Oh yeah! That's right. Phew, didn't want to have to call Otacon.
Meryl: Didn't you die?
Fox: If I did, would I be sitting here?
Meryl: Smart ass.
Fox: It's not my fault you're slow.
Snake: Hey, cut it out you two!
Meryl: So, how'd you get in here Snake? I know you're always broke.
Snake: It's a secret. I don't want anyone to know how I can get in here for free...
Meryl: ....Same old Snake....
Snake: So, you wanna leave now?
Meryl: Why would I want to leave? I make about $2500 a night.
Snake: Don't you know that the Patriots control this club?
Meryl: So what if a football team controls this club, I still get paid.
Fox: If I listen to her anymore, my IQ will start dropping. Later.
*Fox activates his stealth and runs out of the club screaming, "The MEDICINE!"*
Snake: Colonel. The Ninja. The Ninja is Gray Fox. I'm sure of it!
Colonel: Snake, you of all people should know that he died in Zanzibar.
Naomi: No, he should have died...wait a minute...Snake, you've know that was Gray Fox for a couple of years now.
Snake: Huh? Oh, you're right. Whoops, my bad.
Naomi: I hope you're never cloned.
Snake: I know. Could you imagine the demand for a woman's very own Solid Snake?
Naomi: ....Please don't talk anymore.
Snake: Whatever. C'mon Meryl, let's go.
Meryl: Snake...I have something to tell you...
Snake: What?
Meryl: Remember the time underneath the table at McDonald's?
Snake: *thinks really hard* Yeah, I remember.
Meryl: I'm pregnant Snake.
Snake: Damn! Raiden got you pregnant!? I'm gonna kill that kid.
Meryl: Please hurry Snake. You have to stop....Metal Gear Raiden!
Snake: The kid was a Metal Gear this whole time!?
Meryl: Yes, he was. His annoying persona was supposed to kill Snake, but it didn't. You can beat him! Now, stop, Metal Gear Raiden!
Snake: All right!
Colonel: Snake. What's the situation with Meryl?
Snake: I'm sorry Colonel....
Colonel: I see. It's not your fault Snake. Those Patriot bastards are paying her too much money to get her to stay.
Snake: Don't worry Colonel. I'll get your daughter back after I destroy Metal Gear Raiden, and take down the Patriots once and for all!
Colonel: ...Thanks Snake.
Snake: I'm gonna head back to the apartment so me and Otacon can think up a plan, well, actually, he'll think it up, I've been drinking too much again.
Colonel: ....
Vamp: Shake it baby!
Snake: Didn't Raiden kill him, like, a lot?
Snake: Anyways, who the hell are you!?
Ninja: I am like you, I have no...wow, she's hot.
Snake: At least I know I'm not the only who gets distracted by them.
Ninja: Distracted!? I've come back from a world where such words are meaningless.
Snake: What is it? Revenge?
Ninja: It is nothing so trivial as revenge. You stole my copy of MGS2!
Snake: ....It's you. Gray Fox...
Fox: Ah, so you do remember.
Snake: Yeah...I also remember you used to cross dress.
Fox: ...Snake...that person you saw was your own reflection in the mirror.
Snake: Damn! That's why you got the code name Fox...
Fox: Correct. Now, let's fight Snake. Hand to hand, it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.
Snake: I seem to be experiencing Deja Vu...
Fox: Hmm...me too. Let's just watch Meryl...I used to follow her into the shower with my stealth suit.
Snake: Yeah, I would've done that, except Otacon didn't give me the stealth until we boarded the Tanker. So I had to resort to spying on cheerleaders.
Fox: You haven't aged well Snake. Still a teenager at heart.
Snake: Yeah, well, can a teenager do this?
*Snakes does a karate chop*
Fox: Yes, actually they can.
Snake: I guess you're right then.
*Johnny Sazaki walks out onto the stage*
Johnny: And now *ergh*, the *ohhhh* lovely Meryl *plerp* is now taking *gwarp* the stage. Damn women, always give me the runs. *oooooohhhhhhh*
*Runs to the bathroom only to find that there is no tissue paper*
Johnny: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Snake: Finally, I'll get to see her naked!
Fox: *shakes head*
*Who walks out from behind the curtains? It's Meryl! In a school girl outfit.*
Snake: Shake it baby!
Fox: Snake, weren't you here to rescue her?
Snake: All in due time...*grins*
Fox: You'll never change, eh Snake?
Snake: Of course not. I'm the legendary pervert Solid Snake.
Fox: You don't even realize you insulted yourself...
Snake: *brings out the Digital Camera* Yeah, that's the way I like it! It's a good thing I brought a lot of memory cards, hehehe. *Takes photos for the next 25 minutes*
*After Meryl is done dancing, she sits down at the table with Fox and Snake*
Meryl: What are you doing here Snake?
Snake: .....I forgot.....
Meryl: My dad told you get me out of here, right?
Snake: Oh yeah! That's right. Phew, didn't want to have to call Otacon.
Meryl: Didn't you die?
Fox: If I did, would I be sitting here?
Meryl: Smart ass.
Fox: It's not my fault you're slow.
Snake: Hey, cut it out you two!
Meryl: So, how'd you get in here Snake? I know you're always broke.
Snake: It's a secret. I don't want anyone to know how I can get in here for free...
Meryl: ....Same old Snake....
Snake: So, you wanna leave now?
Meryl: Why would I want to leave? I make about $2500 a night.
Snake: Don't you know that the Patriots control this club?
Meryl: So what if a football team controls this club, I still get paid.
Fox: If I listen to her anymore, my IQ will start dropping. Later.
*Fox activates his stealth and runs out of the club screaming, "The MEDICINE!"*
Snake: Colonel. The Ninja. The Ninja is Gray Fox. I'm sure of it!
Colonel: Snake, you of all people should know that he died in Zanzibar.
Naomi: No, he should have died...wait a minute...Snake, you've know that was Gray Fox for a couple of years now.
Snake: Huh? Oh, you're right. Whoops, my bad.
Naomi: I hope you're never cloned.
Snake: I know. Could you imagine the demand for a woman's very own Solid Snake?
Naomi: ....Please don't talk anymore.
Snake: Whatever. C'mon Meryl, let's go.
Meryl: Snake...I have something to tell you...
Snake: What?
Meryl: Remember the time underneath the table at McDonald's?
Snake: *thinks really hard* Yeah, I remember.
Meryl: I'm pregnant Snake.
Snake: Damn! Raiden got you pregnant!? I'm gonna kill that kid.
Meryl: Please hurry Snake. You have to stop....Metal Gear Raiden!
Snake: The kid was a Metal Gear this whole time!?
Meryl: Yes, he was. His annoying persona was supposed to kill Snake, but it didn't. You can beat him! Now, stop, Metal Gear Raiden!
Snake: All right!
Colonel: Snake. What's the situation with Meryl?
Snake: I'm sorry Colonel....
Colonel: I see. It's not your fault Snake. Those Patriot bastards are paying her too much money to get her to stay.
Snake: Don't worry Colonel. I'll get your daughter back after I destroy Metal Gear Raiden, and take down the Patriots once and for all!
Colonel: ...Thanks Snake.
Snake: I'm gonna head back to the apartment so me and Otacon can think up a plan, well, actually, he'll think it up, I've been drinking too much again.
Colonel: ....