*Back at the apartment*
Otacon: You should see this game Snake! It looks just like the events that took place at the Big Shell!
Snake: What!?
Otacon: Yeah, it even has the goofy looking Raiden in it!
Snake: This is bad Otacon...if the Patriots can do this, who knows what else they can do.
Otacon: I know. So, what are we gonna do about the new Metal Gear? Want me to get the Stingers and Chaff grenades?
Snake: No. I remember what a friend said. "Hand to hand, it is the basis of all combat, only a fool trusts his life to a weapon." I'm taking Raiden down the old fashion way.
Otacon: Hmm...in any case. I've found out where he's hiding out.
Snake: Where?
Otacon: The new skyscraper in Hawaii, "Outer Heaven".
Snake: What!? Outer Heaven!?
Otacon: Yeah, I know Snake. You'd think the guys in the Patriots would be able to think up a new name by now.
Snake: Those fiends...they won't get away with this!
Otacon: I've got your plane ticket ready Snake.
Snake: Thanks Otacon. I owe you.
Snake: Uh, could you give me a ride?
Otacon: *sighs* Fine.
*Snake heads off with Otacon to the airport*
*At the airport*
Snake: Otacon, there's a problem.
Otacon: What is it Snake?
Snake: How am I supposed to get through airport security with my USP?
Otacon: Hmm...you could use the cardboard box trick.
Snake: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Otacon: Because your brain's not equipped for that kind of stress.
Snake: True, true...Which box should I use?
Otacon: Try the Z.O.E. box.
Snake: All right.
*Snake hides under the Z.O.E. box and gets on the luggage conveyor belt.*
Snake: I hope I don't end up in Taiwan...
Otacon: Don't worry Snake. They already have action figures of you there, they don't need the actual raging alcoholic.
Snake: Eh, shut up hentai boy.
Otacon: That was a low blow Snake.
*Snake is being lifted up onto the plane by the guys who like to lose your luggage.*
2 hours later(I have no idea how long it takes to get to Hawaii, so sue me)
Snake: Brr...it's cold in this plane.
Otacon: They don't normally use heat for the cargo storage Snake.
Snake: ....Damn.
Otacon: You're landing now Snake. Now, be careful, Raiden could be anywhere.
Snake: I bet you he's in the new "Outer Heaven" skyscraper.
Otacon: Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, get to it then.
Snake: I just outsmarted you, didn't I Otacon?
Otacon: No, you didn't.
Snake: Damn....
Otacon: You should see this game Snake! It looks just like the events that took place at the Big Shell!
Snake: What!?
Otacon: Yeah, it even has the goofy looking Raiden in it!
Snake: This is bad Otacon...if the Patriots can do this, who knows what else they can do.
Otacon: I know. So, what are we gonna do about the new Metal Gear? Want me to get the Stingers and Chaff grenades?
Snake: No. I remember what a friend said. "Hand to hand, it is the basis of all combat, only a fool trusts his life to a weapon." I'm taking Raiden down the old fashion way.
Otacon: Hmm...in any case. I've found out where he's hiding out.
Snake: Where?
Otacon: The new skyscraper in Hawaii, "Outer Heaven".
Snake: What!? Outer Heaven!?
Otacon: Yeah, I know Snake. You'd think the guys in the Patriots would be able to think up a new name by now.
Snake: Those fiends...they won't get away with this!
Otacon: I've got your plane ticket ready Snake.
Snake: Thanks Otacon. I owe you.
Snake: Uh, could you give me a ride?
Otacon: *sighs* Fine.
*Snake heads off with Otacon to the airport*
*At the airport*
Snake: Otacon, there's a problem.
Otacon: What is it Snake?
Snake: How am I supposed to get through airport security with my USP?
Otacon: Hmm...you could use the cardboard box trick.
Snake: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Otacon: Because your brain's not equipped for that kind of stress.
Snake: True, true...Which box should I use?
Otacon: Try the Z.O.E. box.
Snake: All right.
*Snake hides under the Z.O.E. box and gets on the luggage conveyor belt.*
Snake: I hope I don't end up in Taiwan...
Otacon: Don't worry Snake. They already have action figures of you there, they don't need the actual raging alcoholic.
Snake: Eh, shut up hentai boy.
Otacon: That was a low blow Snake.
*Snake is being lifted up onto the plane by the guys who like to lose your luggage.*
2 hours later(I have no idea how long it takes to get to Hawaii, so sue me)
Snake: Brr...it's cold in this plane.
Otacon: They don't normally use heat for the cargo storage Snake.
Snake: ....Damn.
Otacon: You're landing now Snake. Now, be careful, Raiden could be anywhere.
Snake: I bet you he's in the new "Outer Heaven" skyscraper.
Otacon: Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, get to it then.
Snake: I just outsmarted you, didn't I Otacon?
Otacon: No, you didn't.
Snake: Damn....