*Snake's walking along a beach, staring at all the girls hoo hoo's as they
pass by him*
Snake: Hm? Is that....Mei Ling?
Mei Ling: Haven't seen you in awhile Snake. FoxDie hasn't taken down yet it looks like.
Snake: Nope, of course not, you think Naomi would actually want to kill someone who looks this good?
Mei: You'll never change.
Snake: *evil thoughts pour through Snake's mind* Hey, Mei, you do know this is a topless beach, don't you?
Mei: Oh? It is? Hmm...better take this off then.
Snake: *stares in amazement* Shibby! I got Mei Ling to flash me, whoo hoo!
Mei: *voice cracking* You lied to me Snake? I thought you were my friend...*sniff*
Snake: Er...um...I'm sorry Mei Ling...
Mei: I'm not going to give you your special treat now. *runs away*
Snake: Special treat? Damn...she still flashed me though...hehehe...
*Snake looks up, he sees..."Outer Heaven"...right next to a McDonald's...so he decides to get something to eat first.*
Otacon: All right Snake. There it is. McDonald's.
How are you going to get it?
Snake: Simple. I'll steal one of their uniforms so I blend right in.
Otacon: That might be hard Snake. Most of them are pimply faced teenagers, you're nearing 50.
Snake: I've seen old people there before, they give out the little ice cream cones to the little kiddies.
Otacon: All right Snake, try it. If the situation starts to turn grim, get out right away.
Snake: I'm gonna get that Big Mac if it's the last thing I do...
*Snake waits outside by a garbage dumpster*
Mc Employee: Damn. This sucks. They fire me from the Kitty Cat Club. I caught a damned cold...I got diarrhea...and now I get stuck working with people who only spit out sentence fragments when they talk.
Snake: Freeze!
Johnny: Damn, not again...just take my clothes and leave me alone.
Snake: *Shoots Johnny with the M9*
Johnny: *Falls straight to the ground*
Otacon: Snake, you didn't have to do that...he was going to give you his clothes.
Snake: I know Otacon...but, I haven't shot anything in awhile.
*After putting on poor Johnny's uniform, Snake begins his stealth mission into McDonald's*
Snake: Do you read me Otacon?
Otacon: Loud and clear Snake.
Snake: Something's wrong here.
Otacon: What?
Snake: We've been invaded...Sergei's here...
Otacon: I thought he died!?
Snake: That hasn't stopped everyone else, has it?
Otacon: True...be careful Snake. Find the Big Mac, then use the Digital Camera to take photos of all the cute girls in McDonald's.
Snake: Right. I'll get on it. Snake out. *thinks to himself* hehehe, he doesn't even realize what he just said for the second mission objective...
Otacon: *thinks to himself* hehehe, he doesn't realize that I pretended not to notice the scribble marks through the second mission objective. He could have at least retyped it, instead of using a crayon...
*Snake walks around the cooking area, hoping to spot a Big Mac*
Snake: There's one!
Pimply employee: Next Big Mac is ready. *Throws it over to the counter*
Snake: Damn kid!
Otacon: Easy Snake! Don't blow the mission!
Snake: grr....
Loser Manager: Hey! We need someone else at the register! Get over there!
Snake: What!?
Loser Manager: You hear me, get moving!
Otacon: This is perfect Snake! You can take pictures of the hot girls when they order food!
Snake: I gotcha, will do.
*Snake steps up behind the counter*
Snake: Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you sugar?
Asellus: *giggles* I'd like a Large Coke.
Snake: So...you like em large, eh?
Asellus: Actually, super-sized would be better...
*Snake and Asellus continue with the sexual innuendo for what seems like hours, Snake even resorts to punching the manager in the gut when he told him to just take her order. They went on for so long...that this segment is now over.*
Snake: Hm? Is that....Mei Ling?
Mei Ling: Haven't seen you in awhile Snake. FoxDie hasn't taken down yet it looks like.
Snake: Nope, of course not, you think Naomi would actually want to kill someone who looks this good?
Mei: You'll never change.
Snake: *evil thoughts pour through Snake's mind* Hey, Mei, you do know this is a topless beach, don't you?
Mei: Oh? It is? Hmm...better take this off then.
Snake: *stares in amazement* Shibby! I got Mei Ling to flash me, whoo hoo!
Mei: *voice cracking* You lied to me Snake? I thought you were my friend...*sniff*
Snake: Er...um...I'm sorry Mei Ling...
Mei: I'm not going to give you your special treat now. *runs away*
Snake: Special treat? Damn...she still flashed me though...hehehe...
*Snake looks up, he sees..."Outer Heaven"...right next to a McDonald's...so he decides to get something to eat first.*
Otacon: All right Snake. There it is. McDonald's.
How are you going to get it?
Snake: Simple. I'll steal one of their uniforms so I blend right in.
Otacon: That might be hard Snake. Most of them are pimply faced teenagers, you're nearing 50.
Snake: I've seen old people there before, they give out the little ice cream cones to the little kiddies.
Otacon: All right Snake, try it. If the situation starts to turn grim, get out right away.
Snake: I'm gonna get that Big Mac if it's the last thing I do...
*Snake waits outside by a garbage dumpster*
Mc Employee: Damn. This sucks. They fire me from the Kitty Cat Club. I caught a damned cold...I got diarrhea...and now I get stuck working with people who only spit out sentence fragments when they talk.
Snake: Freeze!
Johnny: Damn, not again...just take my clothes and leave me alone.
Snake: *Shoots Johnny with the M9*
Johnny: *Falls straight to the ground*
Otacon: Snake, you didn't have to do that...he was going to give you his clothes.
Snake: I know Otacon...but, I haven't shot anything in awhile.
*After putting on poor Johnny's uniform, Snake begins his stealth mission into McDonald's*
Snake: Do you read me Otacon?
Otacon: Loud and clear Snake.
Snake: Something's wrong here.
Otacon: What?
Snake: We've been invaded...Sergei's here...
Otacon: I thought he died!?
Snake: That hasn't stopped everyone else, has it?
Otacon: True...be careful Snake. Find the Big Mac, then use the Digital Camera to take photos of all the cute girls in McDonald's.
Snake: Right. I'll get on it. Snake out. *thinks to himself* hehehe, he doesn't even realize what he just said for the second mission objective...
Otacon: *thinks to himself* hehehe, he doesn't realize that I pretended not to notice the scribble marks through the second mission objective. He could have at least retyped it, instead of using a crayon...
*Snake walks around the cooking area, hoping to spot a Big Mac*
Snake: There's one!
Pimply employee: Next Big Mac is ready. *Throws it over to the counter*
Snake: Damn kid!
Otacon: Easy Snake! Don't blow the mission!
Snake: grr....
Loser Manager: Hey! We need someone else at the register! Get over there!
Snake: What!?
Loser Manager: You hear me, get moving!
Otacon: This is perfect Snake! You can take pictures of the hot girls when they order food!
Snake: I gotcha, will do.
*Snake steps up behind the counter*
Snake: Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you sugar?
Asellus: *giggles* I'd like a Large Coke.
Snake: So...you like em large, eh?
Asellus: Actually, super-sized would be better...
*Snake and Asellus continue with the sexual innuendo for what seems like hours, Snake even resorts to punching the manager in the gut when he told him to just take her order. They went on for so long...that this segment is now over.*