*After Snake had successfully gotten his big mac and the pictures of the
cute girls at McDonald's(Yes, you see, he's so stealthy you didn't even
notice he had done this), now Snake is finally ready to enter "Outer
Heaven".*
Snake: Otacon. I have something I need to ask you...
Otacon: What is it Snake?
Snake: Is that the same skyscraper that King Kong climbed up?
Otacon: .....
Snake: I'm serious, is it?
Otacon: No Snake.
Snake: oh.
Otacon: C'mon Snake, you have to find Metal Gear Raiden.
Snake: Right.
Otacon: No, it's to your left.
Snake: Don't confuse me like that Otacon...you know what that pentazemin did to my memory...
Otacon: What'd it do again?
Snake: ...I forgot.
*Snake walks right in through the front door*
Snake: That beats doing the incredibly pointless task of looking for 5-8 key cards.
Otacon: Now what Snake? The stairs or the elevator?
Snake: I don't know yet. I'll ask that guard over there.
Guard: Can I help you?
Snake: Yeah, tell me, do these stairs go up?
Guard: You have to be joking, right?
Snake: I'm not playing around here!
Mysterious Voice: Don't just stand there! Get him! That's Snake you fool!
Guard: *checking script* Uh, that's not in the script sir.
MV: You fool! We are the Patriots! We wrote the script!
Guard: Oh, right. FREEZE SNAKE!
Snake: *standing behind the guard* No, you freeze.
Guard: Dammit, this always happens to me...
Snake: You again Johnny? Geez, you had enough jobs yet?
Guard: You keep getting me fired Snake.
Snake: Sorry about that.
Guard: Well, you want my dog tag?
Snake: *puzzled* Huh? Why would I want your dog tag?
Guard: To get the stealth suit and the bandanna of course.
Snake: No thanks kid. I'm a legend. Legends don't need cheats to help them.
Guard: You're gonna hit me, aren't you?
Snake: Nope. *shoots Johnny with the M9*
Guard: I meant shoot me....I feel asleep...
Snake: When will people let that go?...
*Snake walks in the elevator, the elevator operator is none other than...Naomi.*
Snake: Naomi!?
Naomi: Which flo...Snake?
Snake: What the? I break you out of prison so you can be an elevator operator?
Naomi: Well, nobody will hire me because they think I'm going to kill them with FoxDie...little do they realize they were infected because they wouldn't hire me...
Snake: You're starting to creep me out...
Naomi: Oh, sorry Snake.
Snake: So...how much time do I have?
Naomi: ....I'm sorry Snake....
Snake: I've still got things to do. I can't punch out yet.
Naomi: ...Metal Gear Raiden is in Basement Floor 10. I'll take you there.
Snake: ...
Naomi: Here we are...good luck Snake. Remember, stay away from damaged goods! You remember what you got from Olga don't you?
Snake: ...That was a low blow Naomi...
Naomi: Sorry Snake...
*Snake enters BF 10, soon he will face Metal Gear Raiden*
Snake: Otacon. I have something I need to ask you...
Otacon: What is it Snake?
Snake: Is that the same skyscraper that King Kong climbed up?
Otacon: .....
Snake: I'm serious, is it?
Otacon: No Snake.
Snake: oh.
Otacon: C'mon Snake, you have to find Metal Gear Raiden.
Snake: Right.
Otacon: No, it's to your left.
Snake: Don't confuse me like that Otacon...you know what that pentazemin did to my memory...
Otacon: What'd it do again?
Snake: ...I forgot.
*Snake walks right in through the front door*
Snake: That beats doing the incredibly pointless task of looking for 5-8 key cards.
Otacon: Now what Snake? The stairs or the elevator?
Snake: I don't know yet. I'll ask that guard over there.
Guard: Can I help you?
Snake: Yeah, tell me, do these stairs go up?
Guard: You have to be joking, right?
Snake: I'm not playing around here!
Mysterious Voice: Don't just stand there! Get him! That's Snake you fool!
Guard: *checking script* Uh, that's not in the script sir.
MV: You fool! We are the Patriots! We wrote the script!
Guard: Oh, right. FREEZE SNAKE!
Snake: *standing behind the guard* No, you freeze.
Guard: Dammit, this always happens to me...
Snake: You again Johnny? Geez, you had enough jobs yet?
Guard: You keep getting me fired Snake.
Snake: Sorry about that.
Guard: Well, you want my dog tag?
Snake: *puzzled* Huh? Why would I want your dog tag?
Guard: To get the stealth suit and the bandanna of course.
Snake: No thanks kid. I'm a legend. Legends don't need cheats to help them.
Guard: You're gonna hit me, aren't you?
Snake: Nope. *shoots Johnny with the M9*
Guard: I meant shoot me....I feel asleep...
Snake: When will people let that go?...
*Snake walks in the elevator, the elevator operator is none other than...Naomi.*
Snake: Naomi!?
Naomi: Which flo...Snake?
Snake: What the? I break you out of prison so you can be an elevator operator?
Naomi: Well, nobody will hire me because they think I'm going to kill them with FoxDie...little do they realize they were infected because they wouldn't hire me...
Snake: You're starting to creep me out...
Naomi: Oh, sorry Snake.
Snake: So...how much time do I have?
Naomi: ....I'm sorry Snake....
Snake: I've still got things to do. I can't punch out yet.
Naomi: ...Metal Gear Raiden is in Basement Floor 10. I'll take you there.
Snake: ...
Naomi: Here we are...good luck Snake. Remember, stay away from damaged goods! You remember what you got from Olga don't you?
Snake: ...That was a low blow Naomi...
Naomi: Sorry Snake...
*Snake enters BF 10, soon he will face Metal Gear Raiden*