*Snake is lurking around BF10, hoping to find Metal Gear Raiden before it's too late*

Snake: There's a truck...

*Snake starts remembering the time he was in Outer Heaven and had to use trucks as transportation*

Snake: Uh oh! The truck have started to move!

*Snake tries calling Big Boss. He repeatedly tries 120.13, but, Big Boss doesn't respond*

Snake: Damn...I better try Diane. *Tries the frequency 120.33 over and over* It's no use...I'm all alone...I still have to find Grey Fox.

Otacon: Snake! Snap out of it! That was years ago! It's the year 2010 right now! You're just having flashbacks again.

Snake: Are you sure Otacon?

Otacon: I'm positive Snake...see, I wasn't at Outer Heaven, and you know my name, so that proves it.

Snake: I knew it! You're trying to confuse me! You must be a Patriot!

Otacon: Snake, you didn't even know about the Patriots back then...

Snake: ....oh.

Otacon: Get back to work Snake.

Snake: Wow! You should see this Otacon! Look at this box I found in this truck! It's in mint condition! You have no idea how much this is worth! *Looking down, Snake realizes he's gotten pretty excited*

Otacon: *smacks forehead* Snake! Go!

Snake: You sure know how to turn Solid Snake into Limp Snake, Otacon...

Otacon: That's really sick Snake...

*Under his new guise as a box, Snake sneaks past many sleeping guards proving that once again...he is the master of sneaking by people who are asleep, or need glasses*

Snake: Otacon, I found a really big door.

Otacon: Gee Snake, is it really big?

Snake: That's what I said dammit!

Otacon: Look around for an access panel.

Snake: An access wha..?

Otacon: *holding back every curse he can think of* It's a panel with a keypad and/or a card reader.

Snake: ...oh. I found one. Good job Otacon!

Otacon: Well, try entering a password.

Snake: *Starts pushing numbers like he's dialing a phone number* 1-800-SEX- MEUP

*ching*

Otacon: You've got to be kidding me. That actually opened the door?

Snake: Hey...Jennifer isn't answering...

Otacon: It wasn't a phone Snake! Go in there and get Metal Gear Raiden!