Hey! This is my first fic, so go easy on me! Me and the boys are gonna have
a Christmas concert! Come join us! ^_^
Raziel: Nothing bad's gonna happen to us, is it?
Malechiah: Yeah! We're not gonna be blown up or burned, are we?
A-H: Well, I can't say no to the fire part.... come on! Let's go before
we're late!*whispers to the audience* I made up part of our song! Oh, and
if you review, another chapter with another song will be coming! Just say
in the reviews which Christmas song you would most like to see a parody of!
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Akiko-Hime: *On Stage* Hello, and welcome, everyone! Welcome to the concert! I'll be directing, the boys'll be singing, and Kain will be acting it out! Hopefully, everyone will remember their lines and sing the right song... Practice went alright, but with these clowns, you never know... AHEM! *lifts up her conducting wand*
Raziel/Turel/Dumah/Rahab/Zephon/Malechiah: *start singing*
Deck the halls with gasoline! Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: HEY!!! THAT'S NOT THE SONG!!!
Kain: *comes out with a bucket of gasoline, and proceeds to throw it on the walls and audience*
Light a match and watch it gleam!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *is banging her head against the nearest gasoline-soaked wall*
Kain: * lights a match; several screams come from the ignited audience*
Watch the stage burn down to ashes!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *trying to put out the fire in her hair*
Kain: * just stands there and ....... watches....*
Aren't you glad you played with matches!?
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *death glare*
Kain: *lights another match*
Suervey the damage that's before us!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *trying to revive some of the audience members*
Kain: * trying to kill the surviving audience members*
As we sing our bloody chorus!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H:*trips over a body and falls into a puddle of blood* Ack!!! EEWWWWW!!!!!
Kain: *starts drinking the puddle of blood, freaking A-H out even more*
Done we now our dead apparel!
Fa la la la la la la la la
No... not even going there.....
As we end our Christmas carol!
Fa-la-la-la-laaaaa, la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
A-H: FINALLY!!!!
Brothers: So, how'd we do?
A-H: I'm not speaking to you after this...... Raziel, Malechiah! You know what this little mishap means?
Raziel/Malechiah: You're gonna do horrible things to us, aren't you?
A-H: You bet your ass I am! Me and Ariel's gonna give you two MAKE- OVERS!!!!!!!!
Raziel/Malechiah: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!
A-H: HEY ARIEL! Break out the blush!!! Oh, and remember to vote for which Christmas song you want next when you Review!! ^_^
Turel/Zephon/Rahab/Dumah: Well, at least we're not getting in trouble...
A-H: You don't know my future plans for you all, but let me tell you, you're gonna more than make up for this! Especially Turel!
Turel: You hate me, don't you?
A-H: No, you're just a Class-A Pervert....
FIN
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Akiko-Hime: *On Stage* Hello, and welcome, everyone! Welcome to the concert! I'll be directing, the boys'll be singing, and Kain will be acting it out! Hopefully, everyone will remember their lines and sing the right song... Practice went alright, but with these clowns, you never know... AHEM! *lifts up her conducting wand*
Raziel/Turel/Dumah/Rahab/Zephon/Malechiah: *start singing*
Deck the halls with gasoline! Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: HEY!!! THAT'S NOT THE SONG!!!
Kain: *comes out with a bucket of gasoline, and proceeds to throw it on the walls and audience*
Light a match and watch it gleam!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *is banging her head against the nearest gasoline-soaked wall*
Kain: * lights a match; several screams come from the ignited audience*
Watch the stage burn down to ashes!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *trying to put out the fire in her hair*
Kain: * just stands there and ....... watches....*
Aren't you glad you played with matches!?
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *death glare*
Kain: *lights another match*
Suervey the damage that's before us!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H: *trying to revive some of the audience members*
Kain: * trying to kill the surviving audience members*
As we sing our bloody chorus!
Fa la la la la la la la la
A-H:*trips over a body and falls into a puddle of blood* Ack!!! EEWWWWW!!!!!
Kain: *starts drinking the puddle of blood, freaking A-H out even more*
Done we now our dead apparel!
Fa la la la la la la la la
No... not even going there.....
As we end our Christmas carol!
Fa-la-la-la-laaaaa, la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
A-H: FINALLY!!!!
Brothers: So, how'd we do?
A-H: I'm not speaking to you after this...... Raziel, Malechiah! You know what this little mishap means?
Raziel/Malechiah: You're gonna do horrible things to us, aren't you?
A-H: You bet your ass I am! Me and Ariel's gonna give you two MAKE- OVERS!!!!!!!!
Raziel/Malechiah: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!
A-H: HEY ARIEL! Break out the blush!!! Oh, and remember to vote for which Christmas song you want next when you Review!! ^_^
Turel/Zephon/Rahab/Dumah: Well, at least we're not getting in trouble...
A-H: You don't know my future plans for you all, but let me tell you, you're gonna more than make up for this! Especially Turel!
Turel: You hate me, don't you?
A-H: No, you're just a Class-A Pervert....
FIN