The New Vincent
Chapter I: The Encounter
+Scene opens as Red XIII walks into the bar at Kalm (just pretend, okay?), there he sees someone (familiar) sitting at the table. He walks over to the man and tries to identify him, but why strain your eyes when you can just ask?+
Red: Hey, do I know you?
The seat spins around and Red's eyes gape wide open. There, sitting in the spinny-seat-thingy was a man, wearing a tye-dye T-Shirt, and cut off shorts, sandals and sunglasses, and a peace medallion. His skin is pale, it truly shows that he doesn't get in the sun much (duh). His hair is the worst part though. It is a mohawk on the top, and as it goes down it becomes a long ponytail.
It's… duh, Vincent. *note title*
Vincent: Hey dude.
Red: What… how the… who… mom… what?? Vincent is that… you?????!
Vincent: Vincent? Du~de that is SOO two minutes ago. It's Vince man…
Red: Vince? Agh. *seems to choke* Are you high or something?
Vince: High? No, no daddy-o. Not high. I'm just chillin out dude. Hey, want a Pina Colada?
Red: AAAAHH!! *runs for his sanity*
Later at uh… um… Airship… yeah, that's it!
Red: Guys! I saw Vince… I mean Vincent at a bar, and he's a…
Yuffie: A what?
Tifa: A stripper?
Cait Sith: A hippopotamus?
Cloud: A cheap imitation of George Clooney??
Red: No, no, and eww, no. He's a… hippie.
All: *gasp*
Cait Sith: I was close, geez.
Red: You have to witness this, I'm serious, it's… it's…
Yuffie: Hurry, take him to the hospital before he goes into cardiac arrest!
Cid: Okay, let's drive to Cosmo Canyon and dump him off the edge. Heh, heh.
Tifa: That's not nice Cid!
Cid: It's not supposed to be.
Tifa: Oh okay then.
Red: *passes out*
Aeris: *still alive, but in a deep sleep because she doesn't appear until the 2nd chapter*
Barret: I'm not gonna believe this whole Vincent case 'til I see it!
Barret, Cid, Tifa, and Cait all enter the bar.
Vince: Hey dudes.
Cid: Get a *beep*'n hold of your *beep*'n *beep* 'cause we're gonna *beep*'n beat the *beep* outta your *beep*'n *beep*. Geez.
Tifa: AAAHH! *dies, due to such course language*
+We interrupt this program, this fan-fic is now rated NC-17, so little Billy and Sue, go home, and give Scruffy a walk. Grandpa should go too, you know about his heart conditions. Now, back to the fan-fic+
Vince: Dude, calm your anger. Spiritualize with me, my amigo. Be one with the flamingo.
Cid: What the *beep*'n *beep* are you trying to *beep* up Valentine?
Vince: Calm your anger. Oooum. Oooum. Chant with me. Oooum.
Cid: Oom. What's the big deal? It's just a bunch of *beep*'n nonsense!
Vince: The flamingo… the flamingo.
Cait: Is this kid friendly?
Barret: No, but it doesn't matter, the kids are gone anyway.
Cait: Oh yeah. ?
Chapter I: The Encounter
+Scene opens as Red XIII walks into the bar at Kalm (just pretend, okay?), there he sees someone (familiar) sitting at the table. He walks over to the man and tries to identify him, but why strain your eyes when you can just ask?+
Red: Hey, do I know you?
The seat spins around and Red's eyes gape wide open. There, sitting in the spinny-seat-thingy was a man, wearing a tye-dye T-Shirt, and cut off shorts, sandals and sunglasses, and a peace medallion. His skin is pale, it truly shows that he doesn't get in the sun much (duh). His hair is the worst part though. It is a mohawk on the top, and as it goes down it becomes a long ponytail.
It's… duh, Vincent. *note title*
Vincent: Hey dude.
Red: What… how the… who… mom… what?? Vincent is that… you?????!
Vincent: Vincent? Du~de that is SOO two minutes ago. It's Vince man…
Red: Vince? Agh. *seems to choke* Are you high or something?
Vince: High? No, no daddy-o. Not high. I'm just chillin out dude. Hey, want a Pina Colada?
Red: AAAAHH!! *runs for his sanity*
Later at uh… um… Airship… yeah, that's it!
Red: Guys! I saw Vince… I mean Vincent at a bar, and he's a…
Yuffie: A what?
Tifa: A stripper?
Cait Sith: A hippopotamus?
Cloud: A cheap imitation of George Clooney??
Red: No, no, and eww, no. He's a… hippie.
All: *gasp*
Cait Sith: I was close, geez.
Red: You have to witness this, I'm serious, it's… it's…
Yuffie: Hurry, take him to the hospital before he goes into cardiac arrest!
Cid: Okay, let's drive to Cosmo Canyon and dump him off the edge. Heh, heh.
Tifa: That's not nice Cid!
Cid: It's not supposed to be.
Tifa: Oh okay then.
Red: *passes out*
Aeris: *still alive, but in a deep sleep because she doesn't appear until the 2nd chapter*
Barret: I'm not gonna believe this whole Vincent case 'til I see it!
Barret, Cid, Tifa, and Cait all enter the bar.
Vince: Hey dudes.
Cid: Get a *beep*'n hold of your *beep*'n *beep* 'cause we're gonna *beep*'n beat the *beep* outta your *beep*'n *beep*. Geez.
Tifa: AAAHH! *dies, due to such course language*
+We interrupt this program, this fan-fic is now rated NC-17, so little Billy and Sue, go home, and give Scruffy a walk. Grandpa should go too, you know about his heart conditions. Now, back to the fan-fic+
Vince: Dude, calm your anger. Spiritualize with me, my amigo. Be one with the flamingo.
Cid: What the *beep*'n *beep* are you trying to *beep* up Valentine?
Vince: Calm your anger. Oooum. Oooum. Chant with me. Oooum.
Cid: Oom. What's the big deal? It's just a bunch of *beep*'n nonsense!
Vince: The flamingo… the flamingo.
Cait: Is this kid friendly?
Barret: No, but it doesn't matter, the kids are gone anyway.
Cait: Oh yeah. ?