Chapter II: The Persuasion
+When we last left Vince and the others, Vince was trying to convince Cid into meditating to calm his temper, but Cid wasn't cooperating. Let's hope things don't get too twisted…+
Vince: Calm your mind… Let the wind be your guide…
Cid: I'm not gonna follow no *beep*'n wind!
Two hours later…
Cloud: I wonder if they're okay…
Aeris: Yeah, I know. They've been gone ever since I woke up.
Yuffie: Yeah, but you woke up 5 min. ago!
Red: *still dizzied from his unconsciousness* We have to find out!
Cloud, Yuffie, Red XIII, and Aeris enter the bar and find their five allies sitting at a bar table. One of them spins around, it's Cid.
Yuffie: AAAHH! Cid, you're…
Cid: Yeah, I know dudette! Why don't you join our club and we'll all talk about world peace!
Cloud: That's not you Cid! And you're not smoking! And you're not cussing! What's the world coming too! NOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathe* OOOOOOO!!!!!
Vince: *spins around in chair* Yeah, dudes. I got all these other hip rockers to be one with the flamingo, like me.
Aeris: Flamingo?! One with the flamingo? I'd say you're one with the toilet seat.
Vince: I since anger in you. Try being one with the flamingo.
All the other seats spin around and the other three former sane-people look at them.
Cait: Yes. We will change you, you will be a new you…
Cloud: No, I don't wanna be a new you… I mean… me… I mean… uh… Aeris, what am I?
Aeris: You're you, Cloud!
Cloud: Okay, so I guess I'm you.
Aeris: No, Cloud, you're you!
Cloud: Isn't that what I said? I said "I'm you!"
Vince: Woah, dude. Settle down. When you join the land of the peaceful, there is no confusion, no mumbo-jumbo to clutter your mind.
Yuffie: Okay! That's it! I've had it with you're goody-goody ways! It's makin' me barf, and I've had enough! Turn everyone back, or I swear Vincent, I'm gonna beat you're head off with my own two fists.
Tifa: No. Violence is not the answer, the answer is meditation.
Yuffie: That's it! I'm gonna smash you're head in! ?
+When we last left Vince and the others, Vince was trying to convince Cid into meditating to calm his temper, but Cid wasn't cooperating. Let's hope things don't get too twisted…+
Vince: Calm your mind… Let the wind be your guide…
Cid: I'm not gonna follow no *beep*'n wind!
Two hours later…
Cloud: I wonder if they're okay…
Aeris: Yeah, I know. They've been gone ever since I woke up.
Yuffie: Yeah, but you woke up 5 min. ago!
Red: *still dizzied from his unconsciousness* We have to find out!
Cloud, Yuffie, Red XIII, and Aeris enter the bar and find their five allies sitting at a bar table. One of them spins around, it's Cid.
Yuffie: AAAHH! Cid, you're…
Cid: Yeah, I know dudette! Why don't you join our club and we'll all talk about world peace!
Cloud: That's not you Cid! And you're not smoking! And you're not cussing! What's the world coming too! NOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathe* OOOOOOO!!!!!
Vince: *spins around in chair* Yeah, dudes. I got all these other hip rockers to be one with the flamingo, like me.
Aeris: Flamingo?! One with the flamingo? I'd say you're one with the toilet seat.
Vince: I since anger in you. Try being one with the flamingo.
All the other seats spin around and the other three former sane-people look at them.
Cait: Yes. We will change you, you will be a new you…
Cloud: No, I don't wanna be a new you… I mean… me… I mean… uh… Aeris, what am I?
Aeris: You're you, Cloud!
Cloud: Okay, so I guess I'm you.
Aeris: No, Cloud, you're you!
Cloud: Isn't that what I said? I said "I'm you!"
Vince: Woah, dude. Settle down. When you join the land of the peaceful, there is no confusion, no mumbo-jumbo to clutter your mind.
Yuffie: Okay! That's it! I've had it with you're goody-goody ways! It's makin' me barf, and I've had enough! Turn everyone back, or I swear Vincent, I'm gonna beat you're head off with my own two fists.
Tifa: No. Violence is not the answer, the answer is meditation.
Yuffie: That's it! I'm gonna smash you're head in! ?