Lord Chaos: I wrote this. But I don't own Final Fantasy.
Tifa: If you don't let me go...
Lord Chaos: Shut up and let me finish! Please don't sue me. Thanks!
~FF 7 meets FF 8~
*Seifer, Squall, and the rest of the FF 8 crew are sitting in Quistis's classroom*
Seifer: *throws a spitball at Zell* Zell: Quit it! Seifer: Didn't do anything, chicken-wuss! Zell: Stop it! Squall: Oh, both of you shut up and act your age! Zell and Seifer: YOU SHUT UP! *cricket noises* Quistis: *comes in* Alright, students. Today we have some new classmates, as well as a new Magic teacher. *Tifa, Aeris, Cloud, Sephiroth, and the rest of the FFVII crew enter the room.* Seifer: *looks at Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie* He-llo, what have we here? Quistis: I'd like you to meet our new students. *proceeds to rattle off the names of the FFVII crew* Sephiroth: Shut up and let us sit down. Quistis: *not listening* Yes, go ahead and sit down, students. FFVII group: *sits in random seats* Quistis: Now, I'd like you all to meet our new Magic teacher... Lord Chaos: *walks in* Class: *creeped out by Lord Chaos's dragon wings and red eyes* Quistis: This is Lord Cha- Lord Chaos: *Firaga's the seat right next to Seifer* You! Pay attention. Seifer: *faints* Tifa: *whispers to Aeris* If it weren't for the wings and eyes, he'd be cute. Lord Chaos: I heard that. Shut up and listen. Tifa: *blushes* Lord Chaos: Alright, idiots, get... Seifer: *whispers to Tifa* Is your chest natural, or... Lord Chaos: *Firaga's right in front of Seifer's face* I told you to shut up. Seifer: *faints again*
Lord Chaos: Now then. *points at Cloud* You! What spell did I just cast? Cloud: Uh.... Lord Chaos: Firaga! Cloud: What? Tifa: *whispers to Cloud* Firaga. Cloud: Blizaga!
Zell: *laughs* Tifa: Idiot. Aeris: He's not always like that... Lord Chaos: Lunchtime, kids. Better study, because next time I won't miss. And someone clean up that mess in the back row. *points to Seifer*
~Lunch~
Tifa: Darn, I wish that new teacher didn't have red eyes and wings... Lord Chaos: *sits next to her, minus the red eyes and the wings* Why? Tifa: *gasps* Lord Chaos: Is this place always out of hot dogs? Tifa: D-dunno... Lord Chaos: Oh well. You're Tifa Lockheart, right? A/N: I think that's the right spelling of Lockheart... Tifa: Y-yes... Lord Chaos: Where did you transfer from? Tifa: I d-didn't... Cloud: *sits next to Tifa* Hey, Tifa, what's up? Tifa: *grabs Cloud and throws him across the room* SHUT UP! Cloud: I need an asprin...better yet, a couple of boxes... Aeris: *hands Cloud some cough syrup* Cloud: That'll do...*downs the cough syrup* Sephiroth: *closes eyes* I need an asprin... Lord Chaos: *blinks* Why did you throw him across the room? Tifa: Uh...um...
~End Chapter 1~ LC: I'll leave you all hanging whilst I decide why she did so... Tifa: LET ME GO! LC: *puts the gag back in Tifa's mouth* Shut up!
~FF 7 meets FF 8~
*Seifer, Squall, and the rest of the FF 8 crew are sitting in Quistis's classroom*
Seifer: *throws a spitball at Zell* Zell: Quit it! Seifer: Didn't do anything, chicken-wuss! Zell: Stop it! Squall: Oh, both of you shut up and act your age! Zell and Seifer: YOU SHUT UP! *cricket noises* Quistis: *comes in* Alright, students. Today we have some new classmates, as well as a new Magic teacher. *Tifa, Aeris, Cloud, Sephiroth, and the rest of the FFVII crew enter the room.* Seifer: *looks at Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie* He-llo, what have we here? Quistis: I'd like you to meet our new students. *proceeds to rattle off the names of the FFVII crew* Sephiroth: Shut up and let us sit down. Quistis: *not listening* Yes, go ahead and sit down, students. FFVII group: *sits in random seats* Quistis: Now, I'd like you all to meet our new Magic teacher... Lord Chaos: *walks in* Class: *creeped out by Lord Chaos's dragon wings and red eyes* Quistis: This is Lord Cha- Lord Chaos: *Firaga's the seat right next to Seifer* You! Pay attention. Seifer: *faints* Tifa: *whispers to Aeris* If it weren't for the wings and eyes, he'd be cute. Lord Chaos: I heard that. Shut up and listen. Tifa: *blushes* Lord Chaos: Alright, idiots, get... Seifer: *whispers to Tifa* Is your chest natural, or... Lord Chaos: *Firaga's right in front of Seifer's face* I told you to shut up. Seifer: *faints again*
Lord Chaos: Now then. *points at Cloud* You! What spell did I just cast? Cloud: Uh.... Lord Chaos: Firaga! Cloud: What? Tifa: *whispers to Cloud* Firaga. Cloud: Blizaga!
Zell: *laughs* Tifa: Idiot. Aeris: He's not always like that... Lord Chaos: Lunchtime, kids. Better study, because next time I won't miss. And someone clean up that mess in the back row. *points to Seifer*
~Lunch~
Tifa: Darn, I wish that new teacher didn't have red eyes and wings... Lord Chaos: *sits next to her, minus the red eyes and the wings* Why? Tifa: *gasps* Lord Chaos: Is this place always out of hot dogs? Tifa: D-dunno... Lord Chaos: Oh well. You're Tifa Lockheart, right? A/N: I think that's the right spelling of Lockheart... Tifa: Y-yes... Lord Chaos: Where did you transfer from? Tifa: I d-didn't... Cloud: *sits next to Tifa* Hey, Tifa, what's up? Tifa: *grabs Cloud and throws him across the room* SHUT UP! Cloud: I need an asprin...better yet, a couple of boxes... Aeris: *hands Cloud some cough syrup* Cloud: That'll do...*downs the cough syrup* Sephiroth: *closes eyes* I need an asprin... Lord Chaos: *blinks* Why did you throw him across the room? Tifa: Uh...um...
~End Chapter 1~ LC: I'll leave you all hanging whilst I decide why she did so... Tifa: LET ME GO! LC: *puts the gag back in Tifa's mouth* Shut up!