Chapter III: The Resolution
+In the last chapter, Yuffie has threatened to beat the living crap out of Vincent and the others. Will it help? Or will Cloud, Red, Yuffie and Aeris be turned into bell-bottom wearing, 70's music listening, smooth talking hippies?+
Yuffie: Grrrr. Here I come Vincent!!
Yuffie charges at Vincent with her fists swinging, and her eyes an evil red.
Vince: No dudette, don't fight, it's not the…
BOOF!
Yuffie: Take this, and that, and some of this! *beats the crap out of Vincent*
Cloud: Yay! Go Yuffie!
Aeris: Cloud!
Cloud: But… Aeris… I always love to watch wrestling on Tuesdays.
Aeris: But, it's Thursday!
Cloud: Oh well.
Vince: *after his beating* Oh ho… My head hurts…
Yuffie: Yeah! Boom-chaka-laka!
Vincent: What…? Where am I?
Red: He's…he's… normal again!
Vincent: Ack! I'm exposed!
Vincent morphs into Chaos and soars out the window
Aeris: Well, I'm glad that's over with, but what about the others?!
Due to Vincent's removal, the brainwashing energy he emitted had worn off, and all the characters come to their senses.
Tifa: Whoa. Where am I?
Cid: Holy *beep*! I'm *beep*'n gonna beat the *beep*'n *beep* outta that *beep* hole! Wait
'til I get my *beep*'n hands on that *beep*'n *beep*! Why I'll…
At airship…
Tifa: Thanks for helping us out back there Yuffie. We always underestimated you.
Yuffie: Oh, no need to thank me. Then again, all you're materia would do nicely!
All: NO!
Yuffie: Fine, no gratitude for the poor little girl who saved your lives. I guess it doesn't matter that I saved y'all. I could've just let you all be hippies ever after. Then you would've lived your stupid, pointless lives as peace-loving 70's maniacs!
All: NO!
Yuffie: Okay. *skips off* La lala la la!
Cloud: Does anyone know where Cid went?
Cait: Oh, I just tied and gagged him to the side of airship. Maybe if we're lucky he'll blow away.
Aeris: Oh! Look at the time! I've gotta go to the Forgotten Capital and get impaled by Sephiroth. Bye everyone! Oh, look in the church in Midgar and you'll see my ghost in the flowers!
Cloud: Okay, bye Aeris! Write to us!
Vincent flies onto the airship as Chaos and then changes to his original self.
Vincent: Thanks, Yuffie. Those are two words I never thought I'd use together.
Yuffie: Oh, Vincent! That's okay. Just doing my job.
Vincent: No, you can't have my materia.
Yuffie: Oh, darn.
THE END
+In the last chapter, Yuffie has threatened to beat the living crap out of Vincent and the others. Will it help? Or will Cloud, Red, Yuffie and Aeris be turned into bell-bottom wearing, 70's music listening, smooth talking hippies?+
Yuffie: Grrrr. Here I come Vincent!!
Yuffie charges at Vincent with her fists swinging, and her eyes an evil red.
Vince: No dudette, don't fight, it's not the…
BOOF!
Yuffie: Take this, and that, and some of this! *beats the crap out of Vincent*
Cloud: Yay! Go Yuffie!
Aeris: Cloud!
Cloud: But… Aeris… I always love to watch wrestling on Tuesdays.
Aeris: But, it's Thursday!
Cloud: Oh well.
Vince: *after his beating* Oh ho… My head hurts…
Yuffie: Yeah! Boom-chaka-laka!
Vincent: What…? Where am I?
Red: He's…he's… normal again!
Vincent: Ack! I'm exposed!
Vincent morphs into Chaos and soars out the window
Aeris: Well, I'm glad that's over with, but what about the others?!
Due to Vincent's removal, the brainwashing energy he emitted had worn off, and all the characters come to their senses.
Tifa: Whoa. Where am I?
Cid: Holy *beep*! I'm *beep*'n gonna beat the *beep*'n *beep* outta that *beep* hole! Wait
'til I get my *beep*'n hands on that *beep*'n *beep*! Why I'll…
At airship…
Tifa: Thanks for helping us out back there Yuffie. We always underestimated you.
Yuffie: Oh, no need to thank me. Then again, all you're materia would do nicely!
All: NO!
Yuffie: Fine, no gratitude for the poor little girl who saved your lives. I guess it doesn't matter that I saved y'all. I could've just let you all be hippies ever after. Then you would've lived your stupid, pointless lives as peace-loving 70's maniacs!
All: NO!
Yuffie: Okay. *skips off* La lala la la!
Cloud: Does anyone know where Cid went?
Cait: Oh, I just tied and gagged him to the side of airship. Maybe if we're lucky he'll blow away.
Aeris: Oh! Look at the time! I've gotta go to the Forgotten Capital and get impaled by Sephiroth. Bye everyone! Oh, look in the church in Midgar and you'll see my ghost in the flowers!
Cloud: Okay, bye Aeris! Write to us!
Vincent flies onto the airship as Chaos and then changes to his original self.
Vincent: Thanks, Yuffie. Those are two words I never thought I'd use together.
Yuffie: Oh, Vincent! That's okay. Just doing my job.
Vincent: No, you can't have my materia.
Yuffie: Oh, darn.
THE END