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Naruki: Papa! Papa! Can we hear another story!
Kichigo: Yeah, papa! I wanna hear a story!
Nanaki: Oh, um, well…
Manoki: Oh, Nanaki, go ahead. I've got to go hunt, and the kids need someone to babysit them.
Manoki leaves the cave.
Nanaki: Okay, sure thing kids, but what do you want to hear about?
Kichigo: Let's hear an adventurous, bloody story!
Naruki: No! Then I'll get nightmares! I want a story about a fairy princess…
Kichigo: Ick! Girly stuff!
Naruki: I don't care, I like it!
Nanaki: STOP!! Here, I'll tell you a story about that place down there.
Nanaki points to Midgar, now covered in forests.
Nanaki: That place was called Midgar. It is where Cloud, Barret and Tifa found me.
Kichigo: Cool, I'm ready for a good story!
Nanaki: Okay, once upon a time…
Naruki: Owww! Papa! Kichigo's hitting me!!
Kichigo: Nuh uh!
Naruki: Uh huh!
Nanaki: Be quiet! I'm tryin to tell a story! Do you want to hear one or not!
Naruki: Waaaaahhh!!!
Kichigo: Oh shut up, crybaby!
Naruki: I'm not a crybaby, you're just a big doo-doo head, meanie-pants stinky-butt!
Kichigo: Oh, no! You hurt me! *chuckles*
Naruki: Stoppit! Papa!
Nanaki: Okay, that's it! No story! Go to bed!
Kichigo: Uh, Papa. The Sun is still up high in the sky.
Nanaki: Oh darn it. Okay, I'll tell you a story if you promise to be good.
Kichigo and Naruki: Okay.
Nanaki: Okay, once upon a time…
All of the sudden, a dark shadow swoops over them. The area goes dark.
Naruki: AAAHH!! It's all dark! I'm scared!
Kichigo: You're ALWAYS scared!
Naruki: Am not!
Kichigo: Are too!
Naruki: Am not!
Kichigo: Are too!
Two hours later…
Naruki: Am not!
Kichigo: Are too!
Nanaki is down for the count due to the constant screaming of his too offspring.
Kichigo: Heh. Looks like Papa wore himself out.
Naruki: Yeah. And we didn't even get to hear a story.
Kichigo: You know. I wish we would've listened to Papa. I really do wonder…
Nanaki: I'll tell you… evil scientists who do experiments on you, and blast you with rays, and expose you to radio-active beams. That's where we parents send naughty kids when they misbehave.
Kichigo: Oh, Papa, you wouldn't send US there, would you?
Naruki: Yeah, we don't misbehave, do we?
Nanaki: Oh, we won't send you there… today!!
Kichigo and Naruki run into the cave and hide.
Nanaki: Now go to sleep. Hide under you're covers and don't make any noise, if you treasure you're lives!
That night…
Manoki: I'm back. Were the kids okay?
Nanaki: Oh sure, we shouldn't be hearing much from them for awhile.
THE END
Naruki: Papa! Papa! Can we hear another story!
Kichigo: Yeah, papa! I wanna hear a story!
Nanaki: Oh, um, well…
Manoki: Oh, Nanaki, go ahead. I've got to go hunt, and the kids need someone to babysit them.
Manoki leaves the cave.
Nanaki: Okay, sure thing kids, but what do you want to hear about?
Kichigo: Let's hear an adventurous, bloody story!
Naruki: No! Then I'll get nightmares! I want a story about a fairy princess…
Kichigo: Ick! Girly stuff!
Naruki: I don't care, I like it!
Nanaki: STOP!! Here, I'll tell you a story about that place down there.
Nanaki points to Midgar, now covered in forests.
Nanaki: That place was called Midgar. It is where Cloud, Barret and Tifa found me.
Kichigo: Cool, I'm ready for a good story!
Nanaki: Okay, once upon a time…
Naruki: Owww! Papa! Kichigo's hitting me!!
Kichigo: Nuh uh!
Naruki: Uh huh!
Nanaki: Be quiet! I'm tryin to tell a story! Do you want to hear one or not!
Naruki: Waaaaahhh!!!
Kichigo: Oh shut up, crybaby!
Naruki: I'm not a crybaby, you're just a big doo-doo head, meanie-pants stinky-butt!
Kichigo: Oh, no! You hurt me! *chuckles*
Naruki: Stoppit! Papa!
Nanaki: Okay, that's it! No story! Go to bed!
Kichigo: Uh, Papa. The Sun is still up high in the sky.
Nanaki: Oh darn it. Okay, I'll tell you a story if you promise to be good.
Kichigo and Naruki: Okay.
Nanaki: Okay, once upon a time…
All of the sudden, a dark shadow swoops over them. The area goes dark.
Naruki: AAAHH!! It's all dark! I'm scared!
Kichigo: You're ALWAYS scared!
Naruki: Am not!
Kichigo: Are too!
Naruki: Am not!
Kichigo: Are too!
Two hours later…
Naruki: Am not!
Kichigo: Are too!
Nanaki is down for the count due to the constant screaming of his too offspring.
Kichigo: Heh. Looks like Papa wore himself out.
Naruki: Yeah. And we didn't even get to hear a story.
Kichigo: You know. I wish we would've listened to Papa. I really do wonder…
Nanaki: I'll tell you… evil scientists who do experiments on you, and blast you with rays, and expose you to radio-active beams. That's where we parents send naughty kids when they misbehave.
Kichigo: Oh, Papa, you wouldn't send US there, would you?
Naruki: Yeah, we don't misbehave, do we?
Nanaki: Oh, we won't send you there… today!!
Kichigo and Naruki run into the cave and hide.
Nanaki: Now go to sleep. Hide under you're covers and don't make any noise, if you treasure you're lives!
That night…
Manoki: I'm back. Were the kids okay?
Nanaki: Oh sure, we shouldn't be hearing much from them for awhile.
THE END