Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
AN: I know I told you I wouldn't write anything, but it just popped up in my head in the university and I hadn't anything better to do than write it down. Have fun!
Sorting Hat
by Luinthoron
Gryffindors are always best,
So beautiful and brave!
What can I say about the rest?
Slytherins are lame!
Ravanclaws are bookish twits!
Hufflepuffs are fat!
I'd like to be less preconceived
But I was Godric's hat!