The Spotty Horror Picture Show

Cast List

((Newsie Name ~ Character from RHPS ~ Combined Name for story))

Davey ~ Dr. Frank-N-Furter ~ Dr. Dave-E-Durter

Kimi ~ Janet Weiss ~ Kimet Nice

Kid Blink ~ Brad Majors ~ Blink Minors

Mush ~ Riff Raff ~ Mush Mash

Mondie ~ Magenta ~ Mondieta

Misprint ~ Columbia ~ Misumbia

Spot Conlon ~ Rocky Horror ~ Spotty Horror

Racetrack ~ Eddie ~ Racey

Bryan Denton ~ Dr. Everett Scott ~ Dr. Dent

Joseph Pulitzer ~ Criminologist ~ Pulitzinologist

Transylvanians ~ Timber, BitterSweet, Gypsy, Jester, Tuffy, Tiger, Moody, Lange, Rumor, Sobes, Moon*Star, Pegasus **If anyone else wants to be a Transylvanian, let me know.**

Ralph and Betty ~ Jack and Shade

Usherette ~ Holiday

Shamelessly Ripped Off From The Rocky Horror Picture Show by Richard O'Brien
All the newsies from Disney's movie are … Disney's. Shocking. I know. And all the Transylvanians, plus Shade, Holiday, Mis, Kimi and I, well, we all own ourselves. SO THERE. :P
 
 
Chapter 1
 
               Holiday walked into the Pulitzinologist's office and stood there smugly. Clad in a red sparkly halter top and skin-tight leather pants, she looked amazing. Her black and silver boa only added to the sight. However, the two people seated across from the Pulitzinologist didn't notice her amazing outfit as music began to play. Gaping, the only thing they could focus on were her cherry-red lips, which opened tantalizingly as she began to sing: 
 
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong;
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From... Outer Space.
And this is how the message ran:
 
               As if this were a cue, suddenly five other people, dressed in similar outfits, stepped in behind Holiday. However, the two observers, gawking still, could only see their lips as well. The six began to sing the chorus of the song, throwing in a little shimmying dance number which only the Pulitzinologist, who alone could see past their hypnotizing lips, could enjoy.
 
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting Blink and Kimet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
 
               Now Holiday, smiling broadly, shoved the five chorus members back into the hall to begin her next solo verse again.
 
I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills.
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills.
But When Worlds Collide,
Said George Powell to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
Like a...
 
               Laughing, the five chorus members broke down the door. Holiday scowled, her beautiful red lips becoming quite frightening indeed. The couple sitting in the chairs almost drew back in fright. Then the six began to sing the chorus again, which relaxed the couple into a false sense of security.
 
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting Blink and Kimet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night double feature picture show,
By RKO,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night double feature picture show,
In the back row,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night double feature picture show!

          The Pulitzinologist clapped nicely, then shooed Holiday and her crew out of his office. Holiday stuck out her tongue at him, but left somewhat happily.