Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, or Glad. I don't intend to break laws… blah blah, and I don't make any money… blah blah. If you like this story send money to Glad. I mean, those things are so damn cheap, it's a wonder they make any profit!

Last time with… this thing… Irvy-Turkey, Chicken-wuss and FuFu entered the giant's castle. FuFu went ahead and is now in the same room with the giants! And what are those strange sounds? Is she being eaten? And will the rest make it out alive? Stay tuned!

"Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a albino bun bun." A gigantic voice roared.

The voice was not angry. The voice was not scary. The voice was in fact, warm and happy, because the owner could again see his bunny friend.

Jin, Chicken-wuss, and Turkey-Irvy were let in, and met the two giant… TEDDY BEARS! The rest of the night was spent laughing and eating, and explaining that FuFu was an old friend of the giant's. Yes, the giants. There was actually two, Ward and Kiros. Jin also happened to know him.

After a long talk about the falling of the sky- as it was quite a danger for the giant's -and then happier issues like Jin and his jelly bean stock, they decided to go to bed.

Ward giant agreed to take them to the King's Castle the next morning and Chicken-wuss cried several times about something or the other. Because… he does.

When everyone was quite full, they… waited for Irvy-Turkey to get out of the bathroom.

"Maybe it's that time of the month, ya know?" Jin suggested.

"NEGATIVE. TURKEY-IRVY-MALE."

"Sooooo…?"

Everyone in the room stared at him silently.

"What, ya know?"

"…"

"Ward-giant means that only girls have that."

"But my mom always talks about my dad's period!" Jin protested in confusion. (Someone finally has the same problem as Lee! Yay!)

"DID." FuFu, um, said. She tilted her head back and began to drool remembering the savory taste of Jin's mother, but then she had to pee… and Turkey-Irvy was still in the bathroom!

"We have another bathroom," mumbled Kiros-giant as he was very tired and annoyed, "Follow me."

So then, they went to bed and had dreams of wonderful things such as-

"Mommy!" screamed Chicken-wuss. He slept in Ward's bed, on top of him so he would not get squashed. And then-

"Seifer!" FuFu yelled in her sleep, naughty FuFu. And then-

Jin snored.

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! THEN EVERYONE DREAMPT OF WONDERFUL THINGS- SILENTLY!

"…"

Alrighty… so they went on with their wonderful dreams, until a knock awoke them early in the morning.

At the door was…

La dunk, la dunk. (My Grade 5 teacher says your heart makes that noise.)

A SALESMAN! NOOOOOOOOOO! NO GOD! NOT THE VACUUMS! NOT THE VACUUMS!

Little Bunny FuFu

Hoppin' to the door and

Picking up the salesman

Biting off his head

But then there was someone else at the door. La dunk. La dunk. It was… the witch of the… hungry!

"My husband is hungry! My people are hungry! My legs are sore from shimmying up the bean stock! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA! MUA-HA! MUA-HA!"

With that, the Evil Edea-witch of the Hungry picked up FuFu and put her in a Glad snap-shut cauldron. FuFu got mad because of the Glad and Jin was sad that Fu was mad. (Just experimenting.) Because the cauldron was well, Glad, FuFu could not get out. Soon Edea had captured Jin and Turkey-Irvy (yes, he finally came out of the bathroom) and of course, she then laughed evilly.

Edea had intended to slip away with out the giant's noticing her, but… she didn't. Ward giant, who was a light sleeper, came running out.

"Confound it! You don't have me yet!" With that she threw a Glad slip wrap over Ward giant, and then Kiros giant when he came out. "Now I shall boil you for my husband!"

Well now they were hopeless! Edea witch had captured everyone in the house, or had she…?

Chicken-wuss was still alone in the bedroom, and Edea witch did not know he was there. He would fight using the element of the surprise! He would prevail! He would make it! He would be a hero! He… would run around in hopeless circles crying finding out he was all alone in the big scary bedroom.

You can do it Chicken-wuss! You will fight using the element of surprise! You will pre- stop that!

Chicken-wuss stopped as the incredible sense of doom left him, for he knew there were more important things. When he looked out and realized what was happening, the 'incredible sense of doom' came back, and he again ran in circles crying.

No, Chicken-wuss! You must do it! You will save your friends! That's right! Run Chicken-wuss! You're making it!

Approaching Edea, Chicken-wuss showed no fear. Because he was always in the kitchen with his ma, he knew exactly how to work Glad containers. Taking a flying leap through the air, he… missed the tab that opens the container…

Oh, then he came back and hit it! WOO-HOO!

"Why Edea? Why?" Kiros asked, tilting his head. "Don't you remember making love in the green grass, behind the stadium with you… my brown-eyed-"

"No! However… we did spit on people from the top of the mall… Oh, I fell in love with you, but then Laguna came into the picture… Oh, you were always with him! I feared you would leave me, so I turned you into a freak so I would hurt you before you hurt me!"

"I'm not even-"

"Shut up!" screamed Edea before Kiros could protest. She then whispered: "Psst… you're ruining my big scene. You DO have something for Laguna."

"No I don't."

"…"

By now Little Bunny FuFu was extremely annoyed. She ripped free of Ward and chased Edea all the way down the bean stock, and far, far away…

"Well now she's gone… and it's all thanks to…"

This was the proudest moment in Chicken-wuss' life.

"…FuFu…"

But of course Turkey-Irvy, who cares about everyone because he is soooo perfect, pointed out that Chicken-wuss was the real hero, and Edea would have eaten Fujin. They would all be dead.

So Chicken-wuss was the hero for once.

BOOM!

"…"

I'm the author and I say: BOOM!

"…"

Oh fine…

BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh my god!"

What's that sound? Why won't they listen to me? Is it because I'm not a part of Squaresoft? And where is FuFu? No… really. I need her for the next chapter. FUFU!