Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy… or Glad.

Sorry my stories and chapters are coming slow. Cold is bad. Fingers no likey. I can't even write. THE COMPUTER SAVES THE DAY! But, my middle finger and ring finger are still okay! I will survive! Thanx for the reviews. You may compliment. You may flame. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SEEING MY FOONBABAH!

::Wayne's world theme plays faintly:: He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.

Anyhoo…

MY DOG IS SNORING REEEEEEALLY LOUD!

Anyhoo…

Last time on… uh, whatever… Um… Chicken-wuss saved the day with his knowledge of Glad products! But then… BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!! And where is FuFu? Find out… now…

Little Bunny FuFu

Hopping to the bean stock

Going to the castle

BECAUSE I NEED HER! YAY!

But when FuFu reached the castle the others were no were to be found… She slid down the bean stock and searched but found no one.

FuFu was crushed. No one cared about her… just because of her violent nature and thirst for the blood of abusive mothers. She was about to cry, but then she saw a woman hitting her little boy.

GULP!

Little Bunny FuFu

Hopping in a circle

Licking blood off her lips

As she gives the boy a ride

Meanwhile Turkey-Irvy strayed from the group. He had to get FuFu. She was a woman… sort of! She needed him!

"Where is Turkey-Moron going?" Chicken-wuss asked to the rest of the group.

"Dunno." Kiros giant said as stumbled on… "All I know is we won't have to make any more rest stops!"

"OH YEAH, BABY!"

***

Nearby danger lurked. It was… Little Red Rinny Hood!

The wolf's mother had told him to watch out for her, and stay on the trail. Then he realized the woman was crazy. There was no freakin' trail! He had soon become lost.

Seeing a young girl standing in a clearing, he saw the opportunity for directions (something male wolves can ask for, proving my theory that they are superior). He looked at her a bit before approaching her. His mom had always told him never to talk to strangers, but he was already lost. What did he have to loose?

Unless it was Little Red Rinny Hood! But she had black hair, not the golden curls he could she tumbling from her hood.

"Excuse me, do you know the way to grandma's house?"

"…" She turned around, and flipped back her hood. And to the wolf's horror, the golden wig came with it.

***

Not far off FuFu heard the scream of a wolf. She had to do something! So she began to laugh insanely. Sure, let them die. Wolves killed bunnies! It wasn't her problem.

But then her angel came in… Crap…

Fuu angel:: You have to save him! You can't let him die because he is different then you!

Fuu devil:: Are you nuts? He kills bunnies just like you!

She didn't know what to say. She didn't know what to do!

Fuu devil:: That screaming is starting to make me angry!

Fuu angel:: STOP IT WITH THE M*****F***ING SCREAMING!

"…"

FuFu charged into the forest. Thumpity… Thumpity… Thumpity… Thumpity…

Meanwhile Irvy-Turkey scrambled into the forest from the other side…Scrapity… Scrapity… Scrapity… Scrapity…

Thumpity… Thumpity… Thumpity… Scrapity… Scrapity… Scrapity…

Thumpity… Thumpity… Thumpity… Scrapity… Scrapity… Scrapity…

"Let's play, 'Count the Authors Obsessions'"

SHUT UP TURKEY-IRVY!

Thumpity… Scrapity… BUMP! Heeheeheeheehee!

Little Bunny FuFu stumbled back quietly, as Turkey-Irvy spun in slow circles.

"You ran past him!" He yelled at her.

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the wolf who ironically, was right beside them.

"ACTION?"

"I don't know!" Turkey-Irvy yelled. "You're supposed to be the powerful one!"

FuFu knew she had to think, but it was so hard! What could she possibly do? The one assaulting the wolf was powerful. She knew that. The strength of her perfume could kill any albino bunny that was just a few feet closer then she was now.

Still, she had to do something! Turkey-Irvy wouldn't be able to do anything. He was too… Turkey-Irvyish… Or, at least that's what she thought. For at that very moment Turkey-Irvy cried out:

"Wait a tic! That's a lady attacker!"

So, Turkey-Irvy worked his powers and soon he had the dreaded Little Red Rinny Hood… in the place he liked women the most.

Of course, it wasn't something FuFu was particularly enjoying. How was she supposed to deal with the wolf, and why did she never get laid?

FuFu tipped back carefully and stuck her nose in the air. The toxic perfume still stung her nostrils, but she had to get just one scent of the wolf. Unfortunately…

She did. She gacked and spit at the earth slowly. Even if she was a ferocious man-eating albino bunny, she didn't deserve this god-awful torture. Wolves and albino bunnies shouldn't be forced to get along, but she couldn't go off without Turkey-Irvy again!

"PUBERTY WOLF." She mocked. A wave of terrifying memories of her brother's puberty hit her. Yableck! (Thank god I have two sisters!)

"That's not fair!" Puberty wolf… I mean, the lone wolf squeaked, I mean… protested. Um, maybe I'll just skip this scene…

***

Meanwhile, Chicken-wuss and the giants advanced quickly. Though Ward and Kiros missed FuFu, it was like her to run-off. However, no one had any desire to see Turkey-Irvy again. Explanation: they're males.

It was tough for Ward and Kiros to never see their beloved FuFu. They had raised her for such a long time, but she had always ran around on them. No explanations, and so little appreciation.

Now, at the time FuFu would have liked to return to her family, but Turkey-Irvy and Little Red Rinny Hood were taking awhile. She simply had to bear waiting along with Pub-I mean-… Ah, what the heck! Let's call him Puberty Wolf! Well, anyway. FuFu wasn't quite sure she could bear staying in this forest any longer.

"PLAN- NEEDED."

"…whatever."

I just can't get anywhere with characters like this… I guess I'll just go for awhile.

FuFu: D'oh!