A/N: anything in speech bubbles and *'s with …….. before and after are thoughts. Italics (if they show up!) are what's on the computer screen. Enjoy! Oh, and by the way, the song Jack's singing and ultimately comes up with his own version of is "Do it with Madonna" by the androids. Oh, and I know Jack doesn't think Janet's hot, but I'm not an expert on the show and she was really the only decent female I could remember……..
Colonel Jack O'Neill walked along the corridor, humming some song he'd heard on the radio that morning.
"*……….I'd rather do it with Madonna……*"
"Hi sir."
"Hey Carter," he waved back at her and smiled. Discreetly checked out her butt as she walked past. He grinned and continued on his way to his office, humming quietly to himself.
"*…….I'd rather do it with Samantha………*"
Sam walked towards Jack's office. Apparently he'd spent ALL DAY working in his office! Now this she just had to see. She walked in without knocking, knowing if she did, he'd find some way to make it look like he wasn't working. The office was empty. She smiled smugly. She knew there was no way her CO would spend a whole day *ACTUALLY* working! She was about to leave when she saw the monitor on his computer was switched on. Could this be what he'd spent all day doing? Curiosity got the better of her and she walked over to see what could have possibly occupied Jack for an entire day. She giggled as she read:
Now Hathor she has got the body
And she wears the skimpy clothes
But when she tries to make you a Jaffa
You know she's just an evil Goa'uld
Now Laira's cute but still an alien
And she lives on Edora
But even though I really like her
What I'd really like to do
I'd rather do it with Samantha
She's such a hot scientist
Oh Samantha, won't you do it with me?
When Janet walks in she looks amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But would you wanna be with her?
She's always stabbing me with needles
I'd rather do it with Samantha
She's the only one for me
Oh Samantha, won't you do it with me?
Did you see her on that mission when she was on that mission and she was wearing the tank top and she looked oh so fine?
Sam grinned even more and quickly typed up a little note at the end:
Hey sir,
So this is what you spent all day working on? Well I certainly like it. Can't wait to show it to Janet! Anyways, got to go do some scientist stuff
Love your REALLY hot friend,
Sam
She copied the file to a spare disk and walked out of the office, laughing hysterically as she imagined the look on his face when he realised the entire base was about to see his little song. She began singing quietly to herself,
"*….I wanna do it with my CO…….*"